Chapter 683: Lost Money: Please! Call! I! Small! Fat! money! [Requesting monthly tickets]
In the restaurant, while everyone was eating fish head cakes, Li Shimin walked in wearing a set of One Piece pajamas, pulling on hole-in-the-wall slippers, and yawning.
Seeing his appearance, Mu Guiying couldn't help but joked:
"Little Taizong, your nose is too sharp, isn't it? Don't you forget to come here to eat while you are sleepwalking? ?”
Li Shimin took out a bottle of Coke from the refrigerator and put it on his forehead, feeling a little more awake:
"While I was playing in my dream with my sister Wugu making sand on the beach, Grandma Nuwa suddenly appeared and asked me to come to the real world and tell my husband that from now on, the treasure money cannot leave His Majesty the Third Master."
When listening to the first half of the sentence, everyone thought that this guy had never even been to the beach and actually dreamed of piling sand on the beach. But in the second half of the sentence, the originally relaxed atmosphere suddenly became tense.
Li Yu put down his chopsticks and took off the treasure money from his neck:
"What happened?"
"I don't know either, grandma asked me Let me tell you... what you are eating, it smells delicious!”
As soon as the little guy woke up, he took a pair of chopsticks and eagerly picked up a piece of fried cake dipped in soup and put it into his mouth. The remaining sleepiness disappeared without a trace in an instant.
Mu Guiying took the money from the treasure and put it around her neck, and said nonchalantly:
"Don't be nervous, at worst I will become a god when I die... I wanted to talk to you as a mortal. We get along with each other, but what we get in return is contempt and neglect. Stop pretending, I am a god and I will show off my cards!” Real world:
"It shouldn't be that simple. You guys eat, I'll go to the Wa Palace to ask first."
After saying that, Yun Xiao put down his chopsticks and left the restaurant, returned to Fengshen World from the gate of the B&B, and then used the artifact given by the empress to teleport directly to the Wa Palace and began to inquire about the specific situation.
Not long after, she came to the real world again and told the news she knew.
Li Yu understood now:
“It should be that when Guiying first came to the B&B, it caused the Jade Emperor to panic, so later he planned to use the Tianmen Array to execute Guiying , that’s it, end that world.”
An uncontrolled world is scary, especially if there are saints.
At that time, the empress was on the verge of becoming a Taoist and had no time to care about her apprentice. Even if she knew that Haotian was causing trouble behind her back, she couldn't do anything because the more hands-on she took, the faster she would transform into a Taoist form, and it was irreversible.
What I didn’t expect was that the Empress cut herself off, relieving the crisis of transformation and at the same time establishing contact with the real world. As for the Tianmen Formation that was preparing to kill the Queen, it was struck down by the Empress. Thunder is completely destroyed.
The saint who was on the verge of transformation suddenly took action, which greatly exceeded the Jade Emperor's expectations, so he tolerated it for a while, preparing to find out the flaws before taking action.
As a result, the flaw has not yet been found, and Tiandao is about to be replaced by Brother Dao.
Zhou Ruotong said:
"According to this analysis, the Jade Emperor does have a motive to attack Guiying. What's more, a woman being an emperor is not recognized by heaven, so you have to be careful."
Yunxiao had no chance to enjoy the delicious food at this moment. In the mood:
"My eldest brother and I will go to Muke Village now and guard Guiying day and night."
Li Yu did not agree:
"You two are also in the camp Don’t get involved in karma anymore... After dinner, I’ll go to the Ditiao Steel Factory to discuss it with Brother Dao and see what he says.”
The Jade Emperor wants to kill someone, so it's definitely not possible to be on guard all the time. He has to find the Master of Heaven to see how he will deal with it.
Mu Guiying took a large piece of fish and put it in a bowl:
"Eat first, then talk after eating. At worst, I am working in the Wa Palace. I don't believe that the little Jade Emperor dares to come to the master's house. Being wild in the dojo...Little Taizong, people say that eating fish eyes will improve your eyesight, so I’ll leave these two fish eyes to you.”
Li Shimin likes to eat the fat on the belly of fish:
"Then I have to let Brother Fei eat it. He has an eye disease and can't even command the army. My eyes are fine, mainly because of the wind disease."
"Shit, the Korean stick shot your eyes out, and you still say you're fine."
Li Shimin: "!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I, Li Shimin, swear , I will never destroy Goryeo!
Be humiliated by this clown over and over again, and wait to bear the wrath of the Khan!
He roared in his heart for a while, and finally ate the two fish eyes obediently... Tian Khan was still relatively weak in his childhood, so he had to seize every opportunity to supplement his nutrition.
Well, I am not afraid of the respected Third Master.
After finishing the meal, Li Shimin took the remaining half bottle of Coke and prepared to return to the world of Sui and Tang Dynasties to continue sleeping.
Li Yu drove the car and left the B&B with Yunxiao, Zhou Ruotong and Mu Guiying, and drove deep into the mountains until they came to the strip steel factory with the lights on.
As soon as they entered, several people saw that Wu Song was leading someone to fix the movie curtain. When it got completely dark, he would play "Marrying the Right Man in the Wrong Sedan" for everyone to appreciate the grace of an old bacon when he was young.
Wu Song was a little surprised when he saw Li Yu:
"Why are you here at this time?"
Li Yu pointed to Brother Dao who was lying on his stomach chewing bones not far away:
"He's here to find the dog."
< br>He came to Brother Dao and told Brother Dao that the Jade Emperor might deal with Mu Guiying, and asked Brother Dao to think of a way.
When Brother Dao heard this, he raised the dog's paw and pulled out a pet comb from the plush blanket where it slept. It seemed that Zhao Dahu had bought it to please Brother Dao.
Li Yu picked up the comb and combed Brother Dao's hair while saying:
"Gouzi, you are getting more and more arrogant. I come to you to solve some trivial matters, but you still put on airs. Turning back is really the way of heaven, no You’ll spend all day thinking about things you enjoy, right?”
“Wow——”
Brother Dao shouted angrily, and Li Yu didn’t react:
"What? Did you comb too hard and hurt you?"
Zhou Ruotong on the side couldn't stand it any longer:
"If I guessed correctly, Brother Dao should have asked you to comb some of your hair and let Guiying take it with you, just like how you made your grandson rich. You're not afraid of being targeted by the Jade Emperor, right?"
"Wow!"
Brother Dao shouted happily, then kept his distance from Li Yu in disgust. I don't want to play with fools.
Li Yu was not angry either. He shaved a handful of dog hair with a comb and asked Brother Dao:
"Is this enough? Do you need to comb it more? How about spinning your dog hair into wool and knitting a sweater? What do you think?"
Brother Dao was very angry. He bit him on the hand and ran away.
Yunxiao said speechlessly:
“I thought that the Heavenly Master was superior, but I didn’t expect that I would be defeated by my husband.”
Mu Guiying grabbed the handful of dog hair. Praising Li Yu:
"Brine makes tofu, and one thing is reduced to another. This is also a skill for a husband to make the heavens helpless."
The dog hair is too little, let alone knitting a sweater, even a rope is enough. , Yunxiao thought about it, and planned to go to the book world from here, take the ball of dog hair and the treasure money there, and ask the empress for help.
She took the ball of dog hair, grabbed the Luobao Money in her hand, and came to Fengshen World through the time and space door in the factory. Just as she was about to go to the Wa Palace to find the Empress, the Luobao Money suddenly grew small The wings flew away from Yunxiao's hand, turned around, and then landed on the ball of dog hair on his left hand.
As soon as this guy came into contact with the dog hair, he became excited. Not only did he appear in the four-winged state, but he also had complicated runes on his body, as if he was performing some kind of magic.
This movement caused a strange phenomenon in the sky and the earth. The sun that originally set rose again, the weather became clear, and the blue sky made people feel comfortable.
Yunxiao looked around, and when he lowered his head again, he found that the dog hair in his hand was missing.
But Luobao Qian was crooked and drunk again.
Zhao Gongming flew over and saw this scene. He immediately threw out twenty Dinghai Divine Pearls and began to protect the Dharma. Kong Xuan and others also used their magical powers to protect the surroundings.
The last time Luobao money was upgraded, although everyone was not around, they all learned about the whole process from Yun Xiao.
Now Luobao Qian is in a drunken state again. This is obviously a second upgrade. He must be protected quickly to prevent the two old Biden from causing trouble.
No, the one in Heaven is not a good bird either.
Yunxiao stood there, holding the ball of dog hair in his hand, watching Luobao Money eat it bit by bit, and then as if he was drunk, he became more and more confused, and couldn't control his body more and more, and finally It fell into Yunxiao's hands and rolled back and forth like a drunkard.
Zhao Gongming said with a smile:
"It was considered drunk driving at most, but now it is definitely drunk driving... Is it okay for it to be upgraded like this?"
Yunxiao is not sure either. , thinking that just now my husband wanted to comb more wool from Brother Dao's body to knit a sweater. Fortunately, Brother Dao didn't agree, otherwise Luobao Money would have drunk him to death.
After the last dog hair was eaten, Luobao Qian didn't even have the strength to lift his wings. He lay down on Yunxiao's hand, the square hole in the middle opened and closed, as if he was sleeping, and he made a naughty snoring sound.
While watching, the empress’s voice appeared in everyone’s mind:
“Let’s all disperse, Yunxiao comes to the Wa Palace.”
As soon as the voice fell, Yunxiao came with The treasure money disappeared.
Zhao Gongming collected the twenty-four Dinghai Pearls in his hand, looked at the pile of glass balls and asked:
"What? You want to try it too? I'll help you apply tomorrow. If Heaven's Master approves, I'll upgrade you to another level... But let's make an agreement first. If you don't obey, then I'll demote you."< br>
Dinghaizhu can evolve into the twenty-four heavens. It is also a heavenly magic weapon and can be upgraded through Brother Dao. But how to operate it specifically needs to be explored first.
Old Zhao put Ding Haizhu away and asked:
"How long will it take for Huang Feihu to come back?"
"There are still four or five days to go. Will we hold an apprenticeship ceremony for Huang Tianhua as soon as he comes back?"
"Yes, after arriving, we will quickly hold an apprenticeship ceremony and ask Junior Sister Jin Ling to accept him as a disciple. If Jin Ling If you can’t hold it back, drag Lao Zhang over again.”
Chaoge came out with a bunch of second-generation disciples of Chanjiao. In addition to Huang Tianhua and Yin Hongyin Jiao, there was also the one who was stabbed blind by Daji. A pair of hands grew out of the eye sockets, and Yang Ren had eyes in his hands.
Yang Ren was originally an official of Chaoge. After his blindness, he, like Huang Tianhua, also worshiped the True Lord Daode as his teacher.
However, in the original work, there is no intersection between these two brothers. Even though they served as officials under Jiang Ziya together, there is no description of any interaction.
Now, their senior brothers are changing their masters.
Huang Tianhua was booked by the Golden Spirit Mother, and Yang Ren would become Zhang Daoling's apprentice in the future.
While chatting, Yunxiao appeared again:
"The empress left the treasure money with her, I will return to the real world first."
After saying that, she put on her clothes Go through a door and return to the factory building of Ditiao Steel Factory.
At this moment, the projector outside had started playing "Marrying the Right Man in the Wrong Sedan Chair", and Li Yu, Zhou Ruotong and Mu Guiying watched it with gusto.
Although it is an old TV series, whether it is plot or acting, it beats all the costume dramas in recent years.
Seeing Yunxiao come back, Li Yu asked:
"What happened?"
"When the Luobao money arrived, he started eating dog hair and ate Brother Dao's hair. He was clean, then drunk, and now he is still snoring and sleeping in the Wa Palace.”
Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Is there no limit to this small copper coin?
Last time, Dundun stuffed some lucky points into it, and it was upgraded to one level. Now that I saw the dog hair on Brother Dao’s body, it actually upgraded again.
Zhou Ruotong said:
“Last time the treasure money was upgraded, the four-winged state appeared. When deducing the high-latitude world, the six-winged mythical state appeared. I don’t know what will happen this time. What changes.”
Since Xiao Copper Coin is sobering up in Wa Palace, don't wait any longer.
Li Yu opened the car door and took the three beauties back to the B&B to rest.
On the way, Yunxiao said:
"During the upgrade of Luobao Money, Guiying should not go back yet. I will transport the equipment away, and then tear apart the space and send it to Muke Village."
Mu Guiying held her arm and expressed her gratitude:
"Thank you, Sister Yunxiao. Are we too careful?"
"Being careful is not a bad thing... As the saying goes, good fortune and misfortune depend on each other. If we hadn't known that the Jade Emperor wanted to do harm to you, we wouldn't have found him. "How to upgrade Luobao money."
Li Yu, who was driving, said:
"If Luobao money can be upgraded, you can also try other innate spiritual treasures... I will give it to you tomorrow. Brother Dao, comb your hair once, and let’s try another innate spirit treasure.”
Zhou Ruotong was afraid that this guy would make things worse:
"Don't make Brother Dao bald. You may need Dundun's help for this kind of thing. Take your time, don't rush."
"Don't worry, I have a sense of proportion!"
< br>Back at the B&B, everyone was no longer interested in playing games or watching movies. They went back to their rooms to take a shower and rest.
Early the next morning, Yunxiao went to the world in the book and took the upgraded Luobao money:
"After the upgrade, it turned into a four-winged form in its normal state. , it flies faster, the expression on the front of the copper coin is more vivid, and the text flashes faster... My mother-in-law said that it is more consistent with the Dao, and can even affect the Dao of Heaven to a certain extent."
Mu Guiying didn't understand:
"Are the Dao and the Way of Heaven different?"
"They are different. The Way of Heaven reflects destiny and is a concrete expression of the power of heaven and earth. The Great Dao is more like the pure power of origin. "
In the past, everyone always thought it was the same, but now there are more and more tricks in the way of heaven, and the so-called ruthlessness of the way of heaven has become a joke.
With the seven emotions and six desires, it is naturally not pure.
Li Yu took the Luobao money and looked at it, and found that compared with the past, there had indeed been some changes. The most obvious thing was that the originally smooth front had strange moiré patterns.
This seems to be caused by eating dog hair. It looks like real-world coins. There is also a shadowy dog shape on the back of the copper coin, which is not very obvious.
Waiting for everyone to read it again, Li Yu handed it to Mu Guiying:
"You can wear it, and remember to come to the real world if you need something."
"Thank you, husband!" ”
Mu Guiying played sports with everyone, had breakfast, and then hurried to the warehouse with Luobao money, crossed the middle beam, and appeared in Muke Village.
As soon as she appeared, Li Fengyang ran over on a pink electric car:
"Where did you die? All these things in the village are on my shoulders. I am only thirteen this year. Sister, can you have some sympathy? I can grow to 1.75 meters in the future. If I don’t grow that tall because of too much work, then it’s your responsibility! ”
Just when Mu Guiying was about to mock her for daydreaming because of her short legs, the treasure money in her neck grew small wings and started to fly.
Li Fengyang stared at it for a while and murmured:
"The little copper coin is getting more and more beautiful."
As soon as he finished speaking, two lines of words floated on the front of the copper coin:
"I! Call! Little! Fat! Money!!!!" "
"No! Call me! Money!"
"Is it... going to quarrel with me?"
Mu Guiying said with a smile:
"Our Xiao Fei family has a new member, we should celebrate, tell me Xiao Fei Yang , what do you want to eat? I’ll buy you some fried jujube cake from over there.”
“Okay, do you want to eat it with a small copper coin?”
“Me! Little! Fat! [Crazy] [Crazy]"
Li Fengyang was defeated:
“Okay, okay, do you want to eat the little fat money?”
“No, thank you little fat Yang for caring about φ(≧ω≦*)”
Li Fengyang: "..."
I almost quarreled with a copper coin. What kind of life are you living every day?
Mu Guiying walked around the village and dealt with some urgent matters, then continued to stock up on equipment and supplies, and bought some fried jujube cakes for Li Fengyang.
In the real world, Li Yu took advantage of the weekend to return to his hometown with Zhou Ruotong, and attended a wedding on behalf of his parents in the provincial capital.
He originally took Bao Tong back to the place where he lived when he was a child and had a big meal. However, all his relatives came to see Professor Zhou in the capital and kept urging him to get married.
From the moment they entered the wedding venue to the end, the relatives never stopped. Professor Zhou now realized the horror of being forced to get married.
On the way back, Li Yu asked:
"Daughter-in-law, what kind of wedding do you want?"
Zhou Ruotong took a wedding candy from his pocket, peeled it open, and fed it to Li Yu:
"Before we confirm our relationship, I I dreamed about the grand occasion of marrying you, but then I came into contact with the characters and gods in the book, and suddenly I felt that we have no expectations for weddings in the real world. We can just do it simply when the time comes. If we want to be more luxurious, we still have to do it in the book. The middle world is just right for your status."
You have indeed coveted my handsome face for a long time... Li Yu has no objection to this kind of thing:
"Okay. Ah, everything is up to you.”
Zhou Ruotong took her cell phone and looked at the calendar:
“We are going to attend the wedding of Wu Erlang and Sister Zhen on New Year’s Day. Let’s take some time to go to the capital to get the marriage certificate before New Year’s Day, and treat Hui Hui to a meal by the way. , she has been waiting to give me a gift."
"No problem, I will cook it myself and show my skills to your classmates!"
(End of this chapter)
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