Chapter 243 Mr. Yogurt won’t eat you
Early in the morning.
Two people and a cat were sitting in the house eating breakfast.
Brother Nan yawned from time to time.
"Did you stay up late playing games again last night?" Li Mu stared at Brother Nan's eyes, trying to find the dark circles, but unfortunately he couldn't find them.
"No, not only did I not play games last night, I also went to bed before 12 o'clock." Brother Nan took a bite of the egg, "Guess what happened?"
"What?"
"I actually have insomnia! I used to sleep when I said I wanted to!"
"Me too." Li Mu said.
“Huh?” Brother Nan was stunned, “Are you also suffering from insomnia?”
"Maybe I drank too much milk tea last night." Li Mu picked up an egg and cracked it open. "Tea leaves have a refreshing effect."
"The milk tea you cooked is poisonous!" Brother Nan automatically ignored it. The second half of the sentence.
“.”
Li Mu peeled off the egg shell, ate the egg white himself, and stuffed the yolk into the mouth of the kitten next to him.
“Hmm”
The kitten squatted on the table without looking. He subconsciously opened his mouth and ate the egg yolk. Chew it. He lowered his head and licked two mouthfuls of water. Before he could swallow it all, he muttered vaguely: "Looking at the mountains from a distance, the mountains are colored. Up close, the mountains are colorful." Listening to the water is silent, the flowers are still there after spring, and the birds are not surprised when people come."
"The birds are not surprised when people come~"
"Yogurt Master. You are really smart."
Li Mu praised, "Just don't work too hard, just eat well and balance work with rest."
Mao'er blinked at him, opened her mouth and ate the stuffed buns and meat fillings that Brother Nan had fed. She didn't say anything after eating, lowered her head and continued to read poems in a low voice.
Li Mu smiled and ignored her, focusing on eating breakfast.
This is a poem he taught to the kitten last night because he couldn't sleep. The cat is smart and eager to learn, so he memorized it that night. He was just afraid that he would forget it and keep reading it after waking up early in the morning. Read poetry.
After breakfast, we went out to patrol the forest.
The cat ran in front with small steps, sniffing here and there.
After a while, he ran back to Li Mu and looked up at him, "What do you mean?"
"Huh?"
"What does the new poem that taught me mean?"
“Don’t you know the meaning of each word, Mr. Yoghurt?”
“You don’t know even if they are put together.”
"Read a book a hundred times, and its meaning will appear by itself."
"Want to read it a hundred times, meow?"
"The meaning will appear by itself."
"Oh!"
The little cat agreed and actually lowered his head to read, "For the first time, the mountains look colorful from a distance."
"You have been learning how to read for more than a month, right?" Brother Nan was walking side by side with Li Mu and turned to ask him.
"Well, it's been almost two months."
"I know a lot of words, and I can even memorize poems." Brother Nan grinned, she secretly watched Yogurt writing , and also read the teaching materials Li Mu prepared for her.
"Master Yoghurt is very smart, and diligent and studious." Li Mu glanced at the kitten at his feet. The kitten also raised its head to look at him, and even lowered its reading volume to meet his eyes. After one glance, he quickly looked away and continued to read carefully.
The inner desire of a child to be praised is so cute.
Li Mu couldn't help but smile, "I basically learned the characters I taught her in one go, and she was able to write well very quickly."
"Hey, let's enroll Yogurt in a night class. It’s time to get a bachelor’s degree.”
“That yogurt will make international headlines.”
“Yes.”
Brother Nan grabbed one from the roadside. Put the weed in your mouth, "Let me tell you a joke!"
Yoghurt focused on studying and stopped chasing small animals with her, which made her very bored.
"Okay."
"Xu Xian gave White Snake a hat. White Snake was very happy, but as soon as she put it on, her head felt very heavy. Guess why? ?" Brother Nan added, "You guessed it wrong and you have to make milk tea for me today."
"Didn't you say that milk tea is poisonous?"
"Ahem, okay, what if you guessed it right?"
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".Because it is Fahai's hat."
"Wrong!"< br>
“Huh?”
"Because it's a peaked cap! Hahaha." Brother Nan leaned forward and backward with laughter, "I'll give you another chance."
"Okay."
"There was a man in the Southern Song Dynasty. Called Lu You, have you heard of Lu You? When the Jin soldiers invaded, the people were miserable, but the country and government at that time were a bunch of trash. Oh, Lu You was so angry. Guess what happened next? "
"He led his own troops to fight."
"Haha, wrong again!" "Then what is the correct answer?"
“The correct answer is, everyone can’t connect to wifi! Hahaha. Goose goose goose.” Brother Nan laughed so hard that tears came out of his eyes.
“That’s it.”
Li Mu’s face was expressionless.
Actually, he had heard these cold jokes a long time ago, but he just saw Brother Nan being bored and acted along with her.
Brother Nan continued to tell cold jokes in his ear, and Li Mu listened habitually, occasionally chiming in.
"Nimu." The kitten at his feet also raised its head and called him.
“What’s wrong?”
“Yoghurt-sama has read it a hundred times, how come you still don’t know what it means?”
“Read it a hundred times? ”
"That's right! Mr. Yoghurt is afraid of not reading enough, so he has read it a hundred times!"
"That's it."
"Why don't you still know what it means?"
< br>"Maybe I was negligent."
Li Mu thought for a while and then remembered, "I forgot to tell Mr. Yogurt. The hundreds, thousands, and thousands in the old saying are generally imaginary numbers."
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"Imaginary number~"
"Yes, it is a false number. One hundred is not the real one hundred, and one thousand is not the real one thousand."
"How much is that?" "
"There is no fixed number, it means a lot."
"It means a lot~"
"Reading a book a hundred times doesn't mean reading it a hundred times, but it means reading it many times."
Li Mu patiently explained to the kitten, "Some may be less than a hundred times. Some may be more than a hundred times, and some may be ten thousand times. ”
“! ”
“Don’t worry, Yogurt-sama, learning is a long-term thing. As the saying goes, live until you are old. It’s impossible to learn everything in one day, just let nature take its course.”
“Let nature take its course~”
"Yes." Li Mu bent down and picked up the kitten, "As for poetry, you don't necessarily have to understand the meaning. Sometimes it's enough to understand the artistic conception."
"Can't you hear it? I understand.”
“I’ll understand gradually.”
“Well”
Since it’s okay to let nature take its course, the kitten immediately stopped worrying and walked out of Li Mu’s arms. Jumping to the ground, they first imitated Brother Nan and picked up a piece of weed and held it in his mouth. Then the two mountain kings began their daily patrol of the mountain.
The birds were startled.
"Hey, Li Mutou, look at this bird, it looks like a glutinous rice ball!" Brother Nan looked up at the flock of birds that were startled by them.
Li Mu also looked up and saw a group of small tits with round bellies flying in the air, as white as glutinous rice balls.
“This is the Silver-throated Long-tailed Tit.”
“The Tangyuan Tit!” Brother Nan gave it a new name.
"It has a nickname, called Fat Jiujiu." Li Mu smiled.
"Fat chirp?" The cat squatted on the branch, looking down at the tit pressed under its paws.
“Because the hair on its belly is fluffy and it looks round, it is called Fat Jiujiu.”
“It looks delicious.” The cat looked straight. Staring at the little tit, her pink little tongue licked her mouth.
“叽!”
The lucky little tit was caught in the yogurt under its paws and screamed in fright, almost fainting.
"They are beneficial birds." Li Mu said, "About 95% of their food are insects that are harmful to trees, and they are the guardians of forest trees."
"Huh"
The cat stared at the little tit for a while, then released its paws and said, "Let's go."
The little tit stared at the cat blankly, not daring to move.
"I was scaring you just now!" The cat stretched out its little paw and pushed the little tit, "Master Yoghurt won't eat you."
The little tit was trembling and still didn't dare to move.
The cat shook his head, climbed down from the tree, looked up at it, "Why doesn't this sparrow fly away?"
"It's too scared, now The child must have been frightened.”
“Master Yoghurt didn’t want to eat it, he just caught it and looked at it.”
"But for birds, cats are very scary beasts."
"Beasts!" The cat's eyes lit up.
"Yes, Mr. Yogurt is also a master hunter in the jungle."
"A master hunter!"
"That's right." Li Mu smiled. , "Let's go, the little tit will recover after a while."
"Let's go~"
The two of them and the cat continued to patrol the forest.
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(End of this chapter)