Chapter 73 How can one ball go into two holes at the same time!
Lin Yeman stayed where he was.
"Sister, what did you... say?"
She swallowed, wondering if she had tinnitus.
Yang Lan took a deep breath, looked at Lin Yeman very seriously, and said again: "I want to ask, are you willing to become Shen Huai's girlfriend with me?"
"...??"
Lin Yeman's brain shut down for a moment.
Why do you think this person is crazy again while giving me a favor?
Tell the truth.
The moment he heard Yang Lanyun Danfengqing say these words, Lin Yeman suddenly felt a little annoyed in his heart.
Even if he is no longer valued by his father Yang Huo, he will not share a husband with others.
Not to mention.
This is China in the 21st century. Dowries are still popular in business marriages?
Even if she agrees, the law does not allow it.
"Sister, what stimulated you?" Lin Yeman asked cautiously without showing too much emotion.
Hearing this, Yang Lan told Lin Yeman everything he had experienced in Shen Huai's room.
Especially when it comes to using the body to artificially reduce Shen Huai's fire, the narrative is immersive and serious.
After listening.
Lin Yeman’s face was so dark that it was impossible to see.
Although Yang Lan's words are very serious.
But in Lin Yeman's mind, various erotic scenes had already been staged.
As soon as I closed my eyes, my mind was filled with the scene described by Yang Lan of embracing Shen Huai's skin.
When I thought about Shen Huai being held so tightly by Sister A, I was so excited that my nosebleed.
Lin Yeman felt even more unhappy.
It is said that sincerity is always the last resort.
Then you can't always use your special move. Who else will not be crazy if you change it? !
Lin Yeman couldn't help but hold his forehead while having a headache.
When will this Yang Lan understand the good words?
Shen Huai's words were clearly meant to prevent the situation from becoming more embarrassing, so he deliberately said them so harshly.
The purpose is to make Yang Lan retreat when faced with difficulties.
It turned out fine for her.
I didn’t understand the question correctly, and even gave a ridiculously wrong answer.
Can't she see at all that she doesn't actually want her to be with Shen Huai?
Lin Yeman glanced at Yang Lan quietly.
Looking at Sister A’s serious face waiting for her answer, it doesn’t seem like she was joking.
She rolled her eyes and asked accidentally: "...Sister, do you like Shen Huai so much? Do you like Shen Huai so much that you are willing to serve a man with other girls?"
"But...you are not the other one. Girl, you are my biological sister."
Yang Lan blinked and blurted out: "Since we are my sisters, of course we have to share the good things together."
"?
Lin Yeman almost choked on his saliva.
She stared at Yang Lan dumbfounded, seriously doubting whether Yang Lan was possessed by some love-minded resentment spirit.
How can an independent woman in the new era be so crazy when she is in love?
Ahhhhh!
Looking at Yang Lan's confused expression.
Lin Yeman was like playing the piano to an ox, and for the first time, he felt a head-scratching sense of incompetence and mania.
Human beings cannot understand things beyond their cognition.
Just like Yang Lan at this moment.
I have been protected very well by Yang Huo since I was a child. I have never known the taste of love, let alone human affairs. Lin Yeman didn't know how to explain to her that not everything could be shared!
How can one ball go into two holes at the same time!
Not to mention.
When Shen Huai said this, he probably never thought that Yang Lan would take it seriously!
"Sister, please calm down first."
Lin Yeman pressed his temples that were pounding so hard, and explained patiently, "Shen Huai doesn't mean that he really wants you to come. Persuade me, he just feels that it is awkward to have a man and a woman in the same room, and he wants to find an excuse to get rid of you."
"What did you say?"
Yang Lan's mouth opened into an O shape: "That's what he actually meant..."
The next second, another look of confusion appeared on Yang Lan's face: "But if he felt embarrassed, why didn't he just say it? What?”
“Is talking in a roundabout way a special thing between lovers?”
“…”
Lin Yeman almost laughed in anger. It's hard to be too straightforward, so I can only tease: "Sister, do you think it's possible that anyone with normal understanding can hear the hidden meaning in Shen Huai's words?"
"...It's so..."
After listening to Lin Yeman's explanation.
Far from being angry, Yang Lan felt inexplicably relieved inside.
Immediately, Yang Lan held up his chin with one hand and began to think seriously.
Lin Yeman didn't know what she was thinking, but he couldn't open his mouth to question her, so he could only sit aside and watch her silently.
Not a moment later.
It was as if the petrified Yang Lan suddenly came back to life.
She took out her phone and checked the time, and raised her eyebrows: "Manman, the most common place for couples to go on dates is outdoors?"
"...Hmm ? Maybe..."
Lin Yeman didn't expect that Yang Lan would change the subject so quickly, and replied absently.
Yang Lan held her chin in thought for a moment, then suddenly her eyes lit up: "Then can you be my military advisor for a while?"
"Strategy advisor? What do you want to do?" Lin Yeman suddenly had a bad feeling. .
“I figured out one thing.”
“There may be a certain degree of difference in understanding between me and Shen Huai.”
Yang Lan analyzed seriously : "I think this difference may be caused by the unequal love experience between me and him."
"Huh? So what?" Lin Yeman's eyes gradually widened.
“So, I plan to invite Shen Huai to the garden, and Xiao Zhi will be moved by emotion and reason, and have a heart-to-heart and candid chat with him that is unique between lovers.”
“ How...are you going to talk?"
Yang Lan waved her hand and took Lin Yeman's hand excitedly, her eyes shining, "I'll put on my headphones then, and you'll be there to help me, okay? ?”
Hearing this, Lin Yeman opened his mouth, but before the words came out, a bitter feeling came up in his heart.
She pressed Yang Lan's hand with a stubborn expression and remained silent for a long time. Then she raised her eyes and looked at her slowly: "Sister, why do you think I am suitable to be your military advisor?"
Yang Lan was stunned. After a moment, he smiled and said: "What's wrong with you? Why are you talking strangely all of a sudden."
Yang Lan didn't notice the change in Lin Yeman's expression at all, and was still thinking to himself: "On love experience, You are richer than me, and weren’t you the one who always checked for me?”
“And you have a project cooperation relationship with him, so you should know him better than me.”
Hearing what Yang Lan said.
Lin Yeman finally couldn't bear it anymore.
The displeasure in her heart was almost on her face, and she said in a low tone: "Sister, do you know the saying 'strategists never go to the battlefield'?"
Yang Lan: "I heard it a little bit, what's the matter?"
"Then do you know what the next sentence of this sentence is?"
Yang Lan: "What is it?"
Lin Yeman took a deep breath and spoke slowly: "A military advisor never goes to the battlefield. Once he is on the battlefield, he is in love."
"You just trust me so much, aren't you afraid that I, the military advisor, will one day seek power and usurp the throne?" ”
(End of this chapter)