Chapter 149 The cat that can speak human language (modified)
[Elders: What is the connotation of visiting relatives during the New Year? It’s just these boys/girls who can’t move! You can talk to anyone outside, but that’s not allowed here! 】
【This is good, as a couple there is a possibility of breaking up, but if we are relatives, we can be together forever, hahahahaha】
【You are all relatives and you still say In the past, I was in a relationship with a guy with the same surname. My parents disagreed, saying they were from the same ancestor, and we later broke up. 】
【I remember some research showed that people of the opposite sex who are related by blood but do not live together will be attracted to each other and have a higher affinity. It seems to be called genetic sexual attraction. So brother, don't be sad. If you think you like her, it's actually your genes that chose her. 】
After seeing the barrage, the boy's expression softened.
"Forget it, let's just be friends from now on."
"There is no grass anywhere in the world, remember to find out first in the future." Su Chen couldn't help but joke.
[Brother, come and recite with me, refuse to fall in love, start from me, there is no woman in my heart, draw your sword to the god of nature, the wise will not fall in love, build a beautiful China. If you look at the photo 10,000 times, she is not yours, but if you read the book 10,000 times, the knowledge is yours. 】
【What are you talking about? It’s not that scary, it’s just a small episode. After a sleep, it will be a new day when you wake up tomorrow, fighting for the beautiful motherland. 】
[I envied you at first, but now I sympathize with you, but I still want to say something, brother, come on! 】
At the same time.
Yijiang Chunshui’s family ancestral hall.
The six children knelt neatly and prepared to welcome the fried pork with bamboo shoots.
The small bamboo sticks in the hands of several adults kept waving.
There were loud and small cries, and it was very lively.
These children were crying so hard, but none of the parents standing nearby came forward to stop them.
He even said angrily: "No wonder you were the first to see the smoke coming from the ancestral graves. I thought it was strange that a good ancestral grave can still emit smoke!"
This was the time when the incident happened. It was right there, so no wonder I didn’t see anyone else.
At first, the eldest child happily told them that they saw smoke coming from the ancestral grave that day.
They thought it was children talking nonsense.
Later, a person from the village who went to worship their ancestors also saw it, and they felt that this matter was not trivial.
Even when they went to find out, these bastards let the dry ice go!
After that thing turns into fog, there are no traces left.
It’s a shame they turned the grave upside down in order to find out the truth.
What a sin!
"Hit! Let them remember this time!"
Yijiang Chunshui was still very angry: "Do you dare to put dry ice in the future?"
" Wow, wow, wow... I don’t dare anymore, I won’t dare anymore...”
The oldest child said blankly: “How about something else?”
I felt a bit regretful, because if we don’t let them put dry ice, let’s set off firecrackers instead.
"Hit, keep beating, it seems the beating is too gentle."
"Oh no, I won't let go of anything."
Several children One after another cried and shouted.
Yijiang Chunshui gritted his teeth and said, "Are you still jumping on the grave?"
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo close..."
"Still firing up cannons inside! I've turned against you! Who ordered it?"
As Yijiang Chunshui asked.
The children immediately pointed at each other.
This look.
Except for the youngest girl who was too scared to play, the others all participated.
So, these five had another meal of fried meat with bamboo shoots.
On this day, the sound of howling ghosts and wolves could be heard far away.
The people in the village only thought that this family was crazy for beating their children like that.
But only they know that they earned this beating based on their ability. If netizens in the live broadcast room see it.
I can only gloat about my misfortune and say that if I beat a child in the ancestral hall, I am doing it to show to my ancestors.
After finishing the second hexagram, Su Chen just tapped the third lucky person's profile picture and immediately sent the invitation to Lianmai.
But just after the connection was successfully established, the other side of the screen was pitch black, and the person asking for help could not be seen at all.
Su Chen asked tentatively: "Hello?"
However, a boy's voice suddenly rang from the other end of the phone, "Get up! Don't try to pretend to be dead!"
This loud voice made everyone in the live broadcast room confused.
What's going on?
Live streaming killing people at night?
Suddenly the camera turned and a young man appeared on the screen.
"Hello, anchor, my name is Chen Junnan." The person who spoke was handsome and had a ruthless look on his face, but he looked a little haggard and obviously didn't sleep well.
At this time, he was reaching out and scratching his somewhat messy hair.
【Yo, what a handsome boy! Welcome handsome boy. 】
【Having achieved this fame, it seems that my parents are very confident. When a handsome man arrives, get out of the way! ! ! 】
【The lucky guy is a boy again, it seems that tonight is a boys’ party】
[Little brother, are you also looking for marriage? 】
“Ah, no, it’s not.” Chen Junnan shook his head like a rattle when he saw the barrage.
Then he looked at Su Chen and said cautiously:
"Anchor, I suspect that my Beibei has become a sperm."
What?
Becoming a sperm?
Tonight’s live broadcast was a bit crazy.
Netizens were stunned.
【Why don't you understand? Is your Beibei your partner or someone else? 】
【Is someone upstairs confused? Can a person become a spirit? You can only become a ghost or an immortal. 】
[That’s not necessarily the case. If you practice some secret or evil arts, you will become a demon rather than a human being. 】
【.】
“Sorry, I didn’t make it clear, my Beibei is it.”
Chen Junnan turned the camera of his phone in a different direction and it appeared on the screen Nan Ran is a golden retriever kitten.
【Wow, what a cute cat. 】
[Brother, this is your fault. If you don’t want to support me, you can just say so. You can’t bully others and just spread rumors if you can’t speak. 】
【It just so happens that my girlfriend wants to keep a pet. How about you keep one for me? 】
【You look so handsome, but you end up bullying small animals. It’s so unloving! 】
"Why do you say it has become a spirit?" It was Su Chen who came to the rescue.
“No, no, something weird happened.”
"One time in the middle of the night, with my eyes closed but not asleep, I heard Beibei calling me 'husband'. I didn't care at the time. I thought I was hallucinating."
"Later, I discovered several Every time, when I closed my eyes, it thought I was asleep and called me ‘husband’.”
[My sister-in-law doesn’t look like a local. 】
【Be bold, my sister-in-law doesn’t look human! 】
[What are you so bold about, sister-in-law Cat, Beibei: I don’t want to be your woman, I want to be your wife. 】
[But my sister-in-law still looks quite cute. Will a human and a cat get together and give birth to an InuYasha? {Smiley face}]
[I am actually not as gentle as a cat. Come to Beibei and call me husband. 】
【Wow, you are so vicious! 】
PS: Happy National Day to everyone in advance! Have a happy holiday~
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