Chapter 59: Don’t call me for dinner
The bloody words on the human skin paper ended abruptly!
For a moment, Chen Ye's scalp felt numb and chills ran down his spine.
It was really hard for him to imagine what he in the human skin had experienced in the end.
At this moment, he thought of...
In the filth, the demons and the rotten, maggot-infested fat pigs lived in public fornication.
In an instant, Chen Ye looked ugly and couldn't help feeling nauseated.
The Dragon Lord and the Buddha who broke the precepts laughed loudly and kept laughing at him.
“Damn it!”
Chen Ye cursed secretly, his face full of anger.
Perhaps sensing that he was in a bad mood, Toad Spirit and General Yin looked at each other and fell silent.
"Muriji Buddha Mother..."
"Okay, okay, another big demon..."
Chen Bao gritted his teeth and read from the description on the human skin paper It is not difficult to see that this guy has also appeared at the Dragon Gate Banquet.
This can also explain why the monsters in Gao Laozhuang can recognize him and deliberately make arrangements for this.
And this so-called Mori Buddha Mother, from the conversation between Mr. Gao and ‘Miss Gao’, seems to refer to Mrs. Gao.
As expected, the so-called recruitment of a son-in-law by Gao Laozhuang was, in the final analysis, just another Longmen Banquet!
Chen Ye thought of this, his eyes filled with disgust.
He walked through Yingchou Stream and Heifeng Mountain...
However, there was no one like Gao Laozhuang who made him hate him so much that he wished he could kill him. Make a clean place with fire.
Of course, the reason why he hates Gao Laozhuang so much is not because of that disgusting Malizhi Buddha Mother.
The main reason is still because of ‘Miss Gao’.
She broke Chen Ye's dream of starting a family, and also broke his extravagant hope of having a place to settle down.
The conversation between ‘Miss Gao’ and Mr. Gao on the human skin paper is still vivid in my mind.
‘Miss Gao’ deceived him, deceived him in the human skin!
As soon as Chen Yi thought of himself in the human skin, he put on the groom's wedding clothes with a happy face and made three bows to get married to 'Miss Gao'.
It was as if he had eaten a fly, not to mention how disgusting it was.
"Buddha, you are angry, hahaha."
"Mother-in-law, instead of getting angry like a resentful woman here, why not kill her and have a meal of pork..."
The Buddha who broke the precepts and the Dragon King were standing around Chen Bao, constantly making fire.
The faces of the Buddha's head and the dragon's head were full of joking.
"Shut up..."
"That Mrs. Gao is the Mother of the Buddha Malizhi, a big demon!"
Chen Biao gritted his teeth and a hoarse voice came out of his mouth squeeze out.
“We are Buddhas, why are we afraid of demons?”
"What kind of Buddha mother is she? She's just a pig that deceives the world and steals her reputation. Don't tell me, are you afraid of that stinky woman?"
"Afraid?"
Chen Biao couldn't help but be startled when he heard this.
Yes, why should I be afraid?
I am a Buddha and a dragon, why am I afraid of a pig?
There is no trace of the gods and Buddhas, but I am the real Buddha...
The so-called Mother Buddha of Malizhi must be a fake and deceptive person!
Chen Hao squinted his eyes, unaware that the lotus flesh was beating and the evil spirit was growing around him.
"General Yin..."
"How long until we get to Gaolaozhuang?"
After Chen Ye muttered to himself, he suddenly asked about General Yin.
General Yin beneath him was stunned, and then he noticed that he was talking to it.
"Come on, come on, it will be here at noon tomorrow!"
General Yin spoke quickly, taking bigger and bigger steps.
No matter how heartless it was, it couldn't help but be frightened by Chen Ye along the way.
Crazy monk, talking crazy!
What are you saying, you want to go to Gaolaozhuang and eat pork!
I haven’t speculated on what kind of Buddha mother-in-law it is?
General Yin couldn't help but shudder when he thought of this, for fear of being implicated.
If this guy hadn't saved its life earlier, it would have left the crazy monk and run away.
Chen Yi seemed unaware of this, nodded to himself, and then closed his eyes.
One day later, Gao Laozhuang.
Chen Bao rode the tiger and looked out, and saw dense bamboo fences and thatched huts ahead.
Towering wild trees welcome the door, and the bridge over the Qushui River reflects the door. From a distance, it looks like a geomantic treasure.
However, as Chen Yi and his party got closer to Gao Laozhuang, an unpleasant stench hit their nostrils.
The Toad Spirit rolled his eyes when he choked, and General Yin retched again and again.
Upon closer inspection, Gao Laozhuang was filled with filth that was hard to get out of, very similar to the sewage river.
But at this time, Gao Laozhuang, although there was a stench everywhere and the ground was full of filth, the decoration was extremely festive.
Red lanterns are hung all over the street, and families of red damask and satin families line up.
This situation, not to mention how lively it is.
While coming and going, many demons have come here after hearing the news.
General Yin Xu was worried that the way he carried Chen Ye on his back would make him lose face in front of the demon and even Miss Gao.
So, before entering Gaolaozhuang, he put down Chen Biao and transformed into his previous appearance.
Chen Ye staggered, he had not fully recovered from the previous deficit.
"Lord Buddha, will you let the younger one carry you?"
Seeing this, the toad spirit looked worried and hurriedly came over.
“No need, we’re all here, let’s go in and have a look.”
Chen Hao shook his head, stepped on the filth, and walked into Gao Laozhuang.
Just as simulated by the human skin paper, Gao Laozhuang is full of pig demons.
These pig monsters were lying lazily in the filth, shaped like mountains of flesh, covered in sores, and looked quite disgusting.
The Gaofu located here is in sharp contrast to these unsightly villages.
The palace is decorated with luxury, and not a trace of filth can be seen.
Monsters from all walks of life gathered together to brag about each other, it was so lively!
“Heh”
Seeing this, Chen Yi couldn't help but shake his head and sneer.
The demons compete for marriage!
At the end of the fight, the bride turned out to be nothing more than a bunch of fat pigs, covered in rot and maggots.
If these demons knew the truth, would they still flock to her like this?
At the same time, the arrival of Chen Ye and his entourage attracted the attention of many demons.
The demons from all walks of life here looked at them one after another, looking rather unkind.
After all, those who come here are basically here to compete for marriage.
The demons are all rivals in love.
Under such circumstances, they naturally would not look down upon Chen Yu and his party.
Chen Ye didn't care much and just found a corner with the toad spirit.
But General Yin may have similar personalities, but he managed to get along well among the demons.
From time to time, there was a burst of laughter.
"Hey! Have you heard about it?"
"A few months ago, the Dragon Palace in Yingchoujian was smashed by a Buddhist!"
"Huh?"
Chen Yi raised his eyebrows and followed the sound.
I saw an old goat man among the demons, shaking his head and spitting everywhere.
“Yingchoujian, isn’t that Dragon Lord’s territory?”
“His! This Buddha is too courageous. He is not afraid of big demons like Long Lord and will give it to him. Have you eaten?”
Hearing this, all the demons spoke out of curiosity.
The old Taoist Goat chuckled, and then said: "You little demons are short-sighted and don't know how powerful that Buddha is!"
"Old Taoist, I saw it with my own eyes. The Buddha was more than a thousand feet long, with his head reaching the sky. My feet hit the ground!”
“Covering the sky with one hand, I smashed the Dragon Palace to pieces with one palm.”
“I hid at that time and heard the Dragon King with my own ears. Asked the Buddha why he destroyed its dragon palace."
"Guess what the Buddha said?"
The old goat man was showing off his skills and stroking his beard.
"How do we know what to say? Stop talking and say it quickly!"
General Yin also got involved at this time, cursing and speaking.
The old goat man chuckled, then shook his head, and said in a dignified manner: "I heard that Buddha just opened his mouth to come!"
"Wow! You stinky worm, you don't even want to eat. Call me!”
(End of this chapter)