Chapter 68: Lord Buddha is in trouble
The villagers invited the Zen Master into the Gao Mansion, which alarmed Mrs. Gao.
Mrs. Gao cursed loudly, angrily scolding the villagers for being ignorant and ignorant, and actually listened to rumors.
Seeing Mrs. Gao's appearance, the Zen master threw a golden bell.
The golden bell was tied around Madam Gao’s neck, and with a slight shake, Madam Gao revealed her ‘original form’.
A fat, fat pig appeared in front of the villagers.
The villagers were so angry that they slaughtered the fat pigs and distributed the meat to each household to make up for the ruined crops.
However, the Zen master stopped the villagers.
The Zen Master called Mrs. Gao because she was the mother of Buddha in heaven who descended into the mortal world. She could neither eat nor be frightened.
It is destined that among the descendants, there will be a ‘Buddha’ with three heads and six arms!
When Mrs. Gao gives birth to the ‘Buddha’ and her merits are fulfilled, the entire Gao Laozhuang will benefit from this and fly to the sky next to the Buddha!
"A Buddha with three heads and six arms?"
When the toad spirit heard this, his face suddenly looked very strange and he couldn't help but interrupt.
Master Buddha has never been to Gao Laozhuang, but he knows that Miss Gao has two!
And the Buddha seems to be very concerned about Gao Laozhuang...
The Buddha with three heads and six arms has exactly three heads!
The toad spirit suddenly understood and smacked his palm in confusion.
"I know, Lord Buddha is Mrs. Gao's illegitimate son!"
"Pfft!"
When Miss Gao heard this, she couldn't help laughing.
"The Buddha you are talking about must be the holy monk I call him, right?"
"How could he be the illegitimate son of the Buddha's mother, not to mention that the 'Buddha' with three heads and six arms has not yet come out!"
< br>“Quaa?”
The Toad Spirit scratched his head. Did he guess wrong?
But to put it bluntly, if Lord Buddha were that kind of ‘Buddha’, wouldn’t Gao Laozhuang have been among the immortals long ago and all of them would have ascended!
Miss Gao smiled and shook her head, and continued to tell the story of the Mother Buddha of Mali...
Ever since the villagers learned that Mrs. Gao was the Mother Buddha who came into the world, they have been in panic all day long.
They were very worried that they had offended the Buddha Mother and would not be able to ascend to immortality in the future.
So, in order to atone for their sins, the villagers began to worship the Buddha Mother in every household, day and night.
At first, Mrs. Gao couldn't accept that she had turned into a pig.
But later, Mrs. Gao gradually discovered that there seemed to be nothing wrong with this.
When she opens her mouth, she eats and drinks, and someone takes care of her.
Even when traveling, there are villagers who take the initiative to pull the cart for her.
Gradually, Mrs. Gao fell in love with this feeling.
But greed is a bottomless pit that can never be filled.
Mrs. Gao began to become unscrupulous, and the villagers also did whatever they wanted as if they were possessed.
The Buddha's mother had an astonishing appetite and ate up all the food in the farm.
Even the livestock originally used for labor were eaten clean.
The farmland is abandoned and there is no harvest.
Buddha’s mother asked people to pull the plow and work as oxen and horses to work for her!
It's delicious and lazy, but Buddha Mother's belly is getting bigger and bigger, and people are getting more and more hopeful.
How can a child be born from a stomach that is eaten out?
Buddha's mother obviously also understands this truth. In order to be able to give birth to a 'Buddha', she ascends to the immortal class as soon as possible.
So He played and sang night after night, seeking pleasure and love.
It’s a pity that Mr. Gao is alone, even if he has the intention, he is powerless.
But Mr. Gao can't do it, and there are fellow villagers!
Even if the Buddha’s mother is a pig, there are still some people who dare to give it a try and dream of becoming the Buddha’s father.
Unfortunately, all this is just useless effort.
Buddha’s mother gradually became paranoid and crazy.
He wants to be a real 'Buddha', not a monster!
I don’t know when the Buddha Mother started eating people.
That day, the Buddha’s mother was really pregnant!
However, what was born was a dead pig. And this seems to be the beginning of all sins.
When the villagers of Gaolaozhuang saw that the Buddha’s mother cannibalized people and could conceive children, instead of being afraid, they were overjoyed.
There are even rumors that if the Buddha's mother can feed nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine people, her merits will be perfect and she will give birth to a 'Buddha'.
So they began to think of ways to sacrifice some outsiders passing by Gao Laozhuang as pigs to the Buddha's mother.
However, this ultimately treats the symptoms rather than the root cause...
“Then they thought of me and began to use me to recruit sons-in-law, attract talented men, and worship the Buddha’s mother.”
"I don't want to join them, but there's nothing I can do about it."
"I can only watch them, sinking step by step, sinking deeper and deeper."
"The sins gradually worsened, and Gao Laozhuang all turned into monsters overnight."
"As a descendant of the Buddha's mother, I can't escape the blame for what I am like now."
When Miss Gao said this, her mood became very low.
The toad spirit was dumbfounded. It had no idea that Gaolaozhuang was such a place.
The so-called recruitment of a son-in-law is just for the purpose of offering food to the Buddha’s mother!
Wait, recruit a son-in-law, eat...
"Hiss!"
The toad spirit took a breath of cold air, thinking of the Buddha's previous intention to help General Yin become a Son-in-law of the Gao family.
At that time, he didn't understand why Buddha didn't think about such a good thing, but wanted to help General Na Yin.
Now it seems that Lord Buddha may have expected this!
I am not thinking about it at all. I am obviously full of bad intentions and want to trick General Na Yin...
It turns out that all of this is part of Buddha's plan!
The toad spirit was greatly shocked, and could not help but admire Buddha's foresight and foresight.
At this moment, Miss Gao seemed to have thought of something!
Her expression suddenly became anxious.
"By the way, has the recruitment of a son-in-law already begun?"
"The holy monks should not be participating in the recruitment of a son-in-law like those demons, right?"
The toad spirit couldn't help but feel a thump in his heart when he saw Miss Gao's appearance.
“Hey, Lord Buddha wanted me to rescue you smoothly.”
"He is now in the front yard, trying to attract a son-in-law, attracting the attention of that kind of Buddha mother..."
"This, is there nothing wrong with this?"
Miss Gao heard this He suddenly turned pale.
"It's over, it's over, it's all over..."
"Don't let the holy monk fall into the mouth of the Buddha."
"If I smelled it right before, the holy monk has a human scent!"
"And the Buddha Mother is now only one step away from being a cannibal, 9999 times away!"
“After completing cannibalism and conceiving a child to become a Buddha, we must not allow the Buddha’s mother to eat people again!”
“The so-called ascension to Buddhahood is a lie from beginning to end. It was spread by the Zen master. What a huge lie.”
“The Buddha’s mother was cannibalistic, and the child born of the heinous sin was not a Buddha, but a demon...”
Miss Gao's tone was frightened, emotional, and she became garrulous.
“Quaa?”
Hearing the words, the toad spirit didn’t react for a moment and couldn’t help but froze.
The information contained in Miss Gao's blabbering words is really not enough for this little brain.
But fortunately, it heard the most important point from the inner and outer meanings of Miss Gao's words.
In an instant, the toad spirit's pupils shrank suddenly.
It subconsciously blurted out: "Hey, Lord Buddha is in trouble!"
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