Chapter 85 The Zen Master is Weird
Every household, men and women, old and young.
They are all like ordinary people, either working or playing
There is an old man sitting under a tree, smoking a dry cigarette.
A woman stood in the courtyard, collecting clothes.
There are often dark-skinned children chasing puppies and playing around in the village.
The aroma is overflowing, and the intoxicating delicious smell is like an invisible hand, teasing Chen Bao's taste buds.
Chen Yong's six roots are perfect, he has found the root of his nose, and he can naturally smell more clearly.
For a moment, his index finger moved greatly, and his mouth kept secreting saliva.
Chen Yi resisted his impulse and looked at the quiet and peaceful village, feeling a sense of disobedience in his heart.
He couldn't remember how long it had been since he had seen a normal living person.
On the way, all you encounter are either demons or bones.
In the past, he could still look at his own reflection in the water to confirm what a person looked like.
But now, even He himself can’t tell whether he is still human or not.
At the same time, the arrival of Chen Yi and the Toad Spirit finally attracted the attention of the villagers. .
Panic and fear appeared on the faces of the villagers.
The men working in the fields clutched their hoes and rakes.
The women hurriedly picked up the children, hurriedly got into the house, and closed the doors and windows tightly.
"There are monsters coming. Women with their babies, hide quickly!"
"Don't be afraid! We have a Zen master to protect us. Maybe they are the same as the stone spirits on the mountain. No harm!”
"I can't tell! Look at their ugly appearance. The Zen master never said he would recruit new servants..."
For a while, the atmosphere was extremely depressed and tense.
All the villagers looked at Chen Hao and the toad spirit from a distance with fear on their faces.
They were whispering and talking, which seemed quite noisy.
Chen Yi's ears were sharp. Hearing their noisy discussions, he suddenly felt irritated and uncomfortable.
The Broken Ring Buddha sitting cross-legged on His head wiped his mouth with greed, and the fairy belt surrounding his body flickered in and out.
“People, so many people!”
“I haven’t tasted human flesh for I don’t know how long.”
“Buddha, take one bite, take one bite, Nothing will happen!”
“We are true Buddhas. By eating them, we are helping them accumulate blessings in the next life, so that they can have a good pregnancy in the future!”
Long Jun was also salivating over this.
How many monsters in the world can be unmoved when such a feast is right in front of us?
"Longzi, why do you care about the Zen master's rules?"
"After passing this village, there will be no such shop."
"If you open your belly, Have a great time!”
"The big deal is, if we don't climb this Laoshizi Mountain, can that old guy still stop us?"
Chen Biao felt irritated after hearing this, and his eyes were bloodshot.
These two guys are just like the Buddha Mother. They open and shut their mouths and eat people to help them!
The toad spirit saw the villagers and was so unwelcome to them.
It opened its mouth several times to speak, but every time it opened its mouth, a stream of saliva would drip down, obviously it was very greedy.
Fortunately, it always remembered Buddha's instructions and restrained itself.
Looking at Chen Ye, he couldn't control himself.
The perfection of the six roots also symbolizes that He is more sensitive than ordinary people's senses.
The temptation that man brings to Him is unimaginable.
Seeing that He could not suppress his desire to feast
A stone with human legs, loaded with bones on its back, rolled down the mountain with a rumble.
"It's a pity that it's not convenient to taste the taste of your stone this time."
Chen Bao followed the sound, muttered to himself, and licked the corner of his mouth unconsciously.
Shi Phosphorus stabilized his body and looked at Chen Bao, feeling a chill in his heart for no reason.
Oh my God!
How long has it been since the last time we met?
Why does this Buddha look more and more scary?
Isn't this aura not weak at all compared to the big demon?
Shi Phosphorus couldn't help feeling a little panicked for a moment.
But when it thought of the tasks assigned by Zen Master Wuchao, it had no choice but to hold back some discomfort and speak loudly!
"Holy Monk! The Zen Master asked me to bring you oral instructions."
"The Buddha has to wait at the foot of the mountain for seven days, live with the villagers, fast and bathe, and then go up the mountain!"
After Shi Phosphorus finished speaking, the villagers who had been whispering just now were quiet for a moment.
Then, the fearful and oppressive atmosphere suddenly dissipated.
The village was lively and noisy again.
"That's right, since there is a Zen master's oral advice, these two ugly things should not hurt anyone."
"Maybe they are Zen masters. Seeing how pitiful these two guys are, they are new disciples outside..."< br>
“Hey, look at how shabby that guy is!”
“A man covered in rubbish and a man with three heads, how could there be such a weird thing in the world?”
Xu was relieved, and the villagers began to point at them and talk about them.
Their voices were buzzing and chattering.
It’s so noisy!
Veins popped up on Chen Ye's forehead, and his anger was concentrated.
No wonder He in the human skin can't restrain his anger...
"That's enough! Shut up!"
Chen Ye couldn't help but shout, and the terrifying demonic aura suddenly spread out, almost wanting to choose people and devour them!
An unimaginable ferocity arose spontaneously.
The earth was shaking slightly at this moment. There were cracks on the ground under Chen Ye's feet, spreading like spider webs.
A group of villagers chattering like flies, their legs and feet suddenly became weak and silent.
Chen Yi's violent eyes swept over the group of villagers, but he was too lazy to stop any longer, and then fell firmly on Shi Phosphorus.
After delivering the message, Shi Phosphorus looked at Chen Bao, who was surrounded by demonic aura and full of oppression, like a big demon, and was immediately frightened to death!
Without a second thought, it wanted to spread its legs, turn around and run away.
"Buddha...you are busy first. I will not disturb you as the Zen Master's oral instructions are here." A huge force pressed it to the ground!
I don't know when it got up, but Chen Ye actually appeared behind it.
He grabbed Shi Phosphorus with one arm, not letting it move at all.
After finally catching this guy, how could He let him go so easily?
Chen Ye's hoarse voice sounded slowly from behind Shi Phosphorus, with a faint tone.
“I’m new here and I’m not familiar with the place.”
"Since you are a disciple of the Zen master, please tell me about the Buddha Mountain..."
Shi Phosphorus was so frightened that his whole body shivered, and small pieces of earth and stone fell down.
"Buddha, you, what are you doing?"
"If you have anything to ask, I will tell you everything I know..."
< br>Chen Yi's hands did not relax and he just continued to speak slowly.
"I am very curious about this when I first came to this treasure land."
"Why is the Zen master so elegant that he actually opened up such a piece of paradise in such troubled times for these villagers to live and work in peace and contentment?"
"And where did this rule of fasting, bathing, and waiting for seven days before going up the mountain come from?"
Hearing this, Shi Phosphorus did not dare to neglect and spoke hurriedly.
“Buddhists don’t know something. Zen Master Wuchao practices Buddhism and has a compassionate heart. All his actions are to enlighten the world.”
“The purpose of protecting the people of this village from demons is to enlighten and educate them.”
“And I don’t know why this rule of fasting, bathing, and waiting for seven days came about. "
"Mostly because the Zen master sincerely chants the Buddha's name and is afraid of disturbing the purity of the mountain..."
"It hurts! I'm going to be broken!"
Listening to Shi Phosphorus's nonsense, Chen Yi felt furious in his heart.
He understands that nothing can deceive Him!
This guy is full of lies, half truths and half lies, and in some cases, even he doesn’t believe it himself!
Except for the first sentence, which still has some truth, the rest are lies!
Does this little demon think he is easy to fool?
“Crack!”
The bronze magic arm pressed the stone body with just a slight force, causing the stone body to crack and almost shatter into rubble on the ground.
"Buddha! Buddha, please spare your life, I can't help but beat you."
"The Zen Master just asked me to run errands and pass the news, and I don't know anything about the rest."
"The Zen Master is usually the most It will enlighten the world and keep it on the lips."
"Other than this, I usually just sit on the mountain and meditate in a daze!"
"Once you go out, your behavior is often unpredictable, sometimes compassionate, sometimes crazy."
"I, no matter how much I speculate, I can't say anything."
Chen Ye's indifferent eyes , sweeping over the remains of Shi Phosphorus.
This time, it actually told the truth.
I never expected that Zen Master Wuchao would be so weird on weekdays.
Even the disciples who obeyed him did not know his true temperament and purpose.
But since nothing can be asked
Does he still need to let this stone spirit go?
"Absolutely, this little demon is full of lies, hiding evil intentions, and trying to deceive us. He deserves to be killed!"
Long Jun seemed to be aware of Chen Yi's thoughts, and immediately shouted to encourage him. Get started quickly.
"Get out!"
Chen Ye kicked him away, and Shi Phosphorus immediately screamed.
“Tsk, tsk, tsk, Longzi, I clearly felt that you had murderous intentions, so why did you let me go?”
“Could it be that you did it deliberately just to annoy us? ”
“Haha, I never imagined that Buddha could be so stingy and interesting!”
Chen Ye's face was gloomy as he watched the stone phosphorus crawl and gradually disappear from sight.
He let go of Shi Phosphorus, and indeed saved some points. He wanted to disgust the Buddha and Dragon King who broke the precepts.
After all, these two beasts are noisy all day long, hiding evil intentions, hoping that He will inadvertently fall into their ways.
They can fail countless times, but if Chen Yi loses his mind once, I am afraid he will be completely assimilated by them.
Thus breaking the precepts, whatever the Buddha and the Dragon King want him to do, no matter whether it is true or false, as long as he does it in reverse, there is absolutely nothing wrong!
What's more.
Chen Ye released Shi Phosphorus not just to disgust these two demons
Chen Ye thought about this, and his body moved accordingly.
Take one step and gain magical power!
In an instant, He disappeared into the village.
Unknown to God or aware of it, it appeared behind Shi Phosphorus quietly.
“Quaa?”
Toad Spirit wiped his saliva, seeming to notice something.
When it turned around, it found that Buddha was missing!
For a while, in the huge village, only it and a group of villagers who were a little wary were left, staring at each other.
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