Chapter 134 Gao Xiaosong’s Certificate of Nomination
The press conference was over. The reporters were very efficient. Half an hour later, the relevant content of the press conference was available online.
Reprinted on major portal websites.
The heat of the Zhang-Lu war is too high now.
The Internet has been buzzing for a long time. A new cart of melons has been delivered, and they are filled with sweetened sandbags.
In particular, the title "short, big and tight" quickly spread on the Internet. Many people have left messages to ridicule Gao Xiaosong on the battlefield where Han and Zhang are scolding each other.
But the debate on the Internet has just begun.
Those writers, Lu Chuan himself, all have fans. They and Zhang Chen’s fans started a war of words in various forums and blogs.
A lot of abusive messages also appeared on Zhang Chen’s own blog.
Zhang Chen is having sex with Fan Jiuyi. He feels good during the day and also feels good at night.
A cigarette afterwards is better than a living god.
While Zhang Chen was puffing away his words, Fan Jiuyi did not chat with him uncharacteristically. Instead, he read the comments online.
During this period, Fan Jiuyi has been paying attention to comments because of the war of words.
Then she burst into laughter.
Zhang Chen asked her what was wrong. Fan Jiuyi looked back and said with a smile: "Do you know what netizens call you now?"
"What, they gave me a nickname?"
Zhang Chen also became interested.
"Yes, they now call you 'the director who can't take his eyes off', hahaha..."
"'who can't take his eyes off...'?" Zhang Chen immediately reacted, it seemed to be him A word from the press conference.
Excuse me, what do you think about the selling of meat in "Shark Beach"?
No matter how you look at it, I can’t take my eyes off it. Fan Binbin, one of the most beautiful female celebrities in China, gives you benefits, but you still dislike it?
I guess it must have come from here.
I said something like "can't take my eyes off it", and then it became my nickname.
It’s quite interesting to think about how people will call themselves ‘Director Zhang who can’t take his eyes away’ in the future. Zhang Chen himself couldn’t help but laugh.
Fan Binbin also laughed.
But soon, she stopped laughing.
“Some people say that my acting skills are poor~”
“Your acting skills are poor.”
“Ah, isn’t that what you said just now?”
Hearing this, Zhang Chen glanced at the torn and shattered nurse uniform on the ground with a guilty conscience: "Well, your acting skills are unstable. Your acting was really good just now..."
Of course, otherwise the clothes wouldn't be in such tatters.
"I found that your acting skills are very good every time you perform a sex scene."
"Go to hell~" Fan Jiuyi punched Zhang Chen in the back with a small fist.
“I don’t care, you find the place for me.”
“I don’t~”
"If you help me, I will fulfill your wish to become Uzumaki Naruto and let you personally surrender the nine-tailed demon fox next time~"
His~
"You monster, you are trying to kill me You can touch me clearly.”
“Don’t you know me clearly?”
“Oh, you’re making fun of me.”
"If I don't talk to you about this, you can decide whether to help me or not~"
"Help, of course~"
For the sake of future sexual happiness, I have to help.
“Where did he leave the message?”
“It’s under your blog.”
"Wait a minute, I'll log in to my account."
Zhang Chen logged in skillfully and found the comment.
“I watched "Shark Beach" and it was very exciting throughout. However, the heroine appeared in the scene every minute, with exaggerated expressions and stiff limbs. Her acting skills were too poor. I suggest the director change the actor next time..."
This is obviously a fan of Fan Jiuyi. He is not a fan of the movie, but just a fan of Fan Jiuyi. What a good person he is.
Zhang Chen really wanted to ask: "Who should I change? You can tell me."
It's a pity that he didn't dare.
If he dared, Fan Binbin would dare to play little Zhang Chen’s brain.
Forced by his power, Zhang Chen confidently replied below: "What's wrong with his acting skills? Just go find an acting teacher from China National Theater and Nortel and ask if Fan Binbin's performance in "Shark Beach" is suitable. Unqualified?
"Shark Beach" is a commercial film, the selling point is not the acting, just enough. Although Ms. Fan Binbin's acting skills are not top-notch, she is online throughout the whole process and is more than enough to cope with "Shark Beach". This is what we got. The entire crew approves."
After replying, Zhang Chen looked at Fan Jiuyi, I mean, you should be satisfied now.
Fan Jiuyi was actually not too satisfied, but she also knew that she couldn't make any more troubles. If she left a bad impression on Zhang Chen, she would lose more than she gained.
Then she found a set of nine-tailed demon fox costumes from the closet in the room...
Hiss~
Zhang Chen only felt chakra flowing through his body, a wave of The prehistoric power can't wait to break out of the body.
……
The two of them were not ashamed in the room, but the world outside was already noisy.
In fact, there was already a lot of noise on the day of the press conference, but after a night of fermentation, an unexpected chemical reaction occurred.
Gao Xiaosong is angry~
No, to be precise, Gao Dajin is angry~
Gao Dajin was drinking with Old Wolf Song Ke and his gang yesterday. I drank from noon until midnight, and I didn't even know that I had been sprayed by Zhang Chen.
He only woke up at noon the next day. After living a decadent life in the past few years, he had become accustomed to the life of a night owl, waking up at this time every day.
I habitually turn on my computer, wanting to see the result of the scolding battle.
Since he and Han Han started fighting each other, he seemed to have found a sense of existence.
The mouth of Jing Youzi finally has a use, and Han Han is also a good opponent, giving him the pleasure of meeting an opponent and meeting a good talent.
Then I found that the whole screen and the internet were full of "short, big and tight". What is "short, big and tight"?
Gao Xiaosong is ready to study hard. He still has the basic qualities of a troll, understanding the facts and following the facts closely.
Then he discovered that being short and tight was not a thing, but himself.
When did I become short and tight?
And with such high popularity, it’s a bit fantasy.
Then I traced the source and found Zhang Chen's video.
'Short, big and tight' is my contemptuous name for Gao Xiaosong, because I think he is not worthy of the three words Gao Xiaosong...
What the hell, even change his name for me .
Gao Xiaosong was so angry that there was a black line on his forehead, but he did not fight back immediately. Those who can get into Tsinghua University still have some brains.
He watched Zhang Chen's entire press conference video over and over again three times, and then came to a conclusion-this man is a madman and cannot be messed with.
When his good brother Lu Chuan first called him and asked him to help him form a team, Gao Xiaosong had already known Zhang Chen and knew that he was a ruthless person who was even tougher than Zhang Weiping.
So he decisively opened up a second battlefield and picked the soft persimmon Han Han.
On one principle, never confront Zhang Chen head-on.
He was not the only one who criticized Han Han at that time, but the others were basically Han Han and Zhang Chen.
Only Gao Xiaosong, who specifically targeted Han Han, seemed to turn a blind eye to Zhang Chen.
But unexpectedly, I was still sprayed.
Moreover, the other party clung to his identity as an American and called on the relevant parties to revoke his identity as a Chinese citizen.
What the hell, a war is a war. Isn’t it a bit too much for you to use extra moves?
Fortunately, I only have a green card and have not become a U.S. citizen, otherwise I would have been deceived by this kid.
But even so, the comment area of my blog has been invaded. Looking around, I can't find any serious comments. They are all slander and abuse.
I have to say, it is really cruel.
Gao Xiaosong also experienced for the first time what it means to be bullied online.
Think about it again, good brother, you can handle this, are you really being thick-skinned?
Then you feel a little angry and don't argue. If you try your best and take off the label of plagiarism, will we also be implicated?
Then Gao Xiaosong received a call from Song Ke and Lao Lang. They had just woken up and found out about Gao Xiaosong being scolded.
"Xiaosong, what kind of friends have you made? Cut them off quickly, it's a shame~"
After understanding the ins and outs, the two good brothers did not encourage Gao Xiaosong to get back together, but persuaded Gao Xiaosong to get back together. He quickly drew a line.
Beijing people are very concerned about face, and they also pay attention to the situation of things.
He wants to be reasonable, he can spray you to death, but if he is not reasonable...
And these are all Shuimu, they are so proud in their hearts.
Although we are all Mizuki's scum and represent Mizuki not doing his job properly, we are still Mizuki.
Don’t bring shame to Mizuki.
"Okay, I understand, I have my own ideas."
After hanging up the phone with his good friend, Gao Xiaosong was also thinking about how to end it.
There is a saying in the martial arts world, if you can’t beat someone, then join.
No shame, that’s what our ancestors did.
He thought of those Liangshan heroes in "Water Margin".
If you can't beat him, you will bow down and call him brother.
If you can beat me, then I will kill your whole family and do justice to God.
Gao Xiaosong is ready to recognize his eldest brother, but how to recognize him depends on the method.
In "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Xu You defected to Cao Cao. Cao Cao was so happy that he didn't even bother to put on his shoes and walked out the door.
Cai Mao, who also defected to Cao Cao, brought Jingzhou and all his wealth to do so, but in the end he still couldn't resist a divorce plan and was beheaded.
There is a lot of emphasis here.
Not only do you need to change your stance, but the change in stance also makes others find it difficult to find reason and think that you are abandoning the dark side for the bright side.
To be honest?
Well, he thought of "Water Margin" again and submitted a petition.
What if the four great classics are all shining pearls in the long history of Chinese splendid culture.
Pick it out casually and it’s all wisdom.
But how to pay attention to this certificate of nomination?
Gao Xiaosong thought about it for a long time, then tapped on the keyboard with his songwriting hands, and a blog post came out a moment later.
The title of the article is 'Slap in the Face'
The article is not long, about 300 words, and the whole article expresses one meaning: Zhang Chen's article really made me angry. I am not an American. I can post my household registration book. come out.
At the same time, Aite called on his good brother Lu Chuan and said, good brother, please also show me the evidence that you did not plagiarize, and we two brothers will slap Zhang Chen in the face together.
Then there is a screenshot below, Gao Xiaosong’s household registration page.
As soon as the blog was published, it was immediately forwarded in large numbers, and none of the major online media was left behind.
Gao Xiaosong suddenly felt a little like Luoyang Zhigui.
It seems that it has never been so popular.
Netizens were very excited and jokingly called this article ‘Gao Xiaosong’s slap in the face’.
But it seems that the person who hit Zhang Chen was not Zhang Chen’s face.
Lu Chuan was confused by Gao Xiaosong's tricks. Do you really not know, or are you pretending not to know.
In the past two days of scolding, have you ever seen me respond once?
Why didn’t you respond? Are you confused?
With this IQ, how did you get into Mizuki?
(End of this chapter)