Chapter 256 Arguing with the Young Master
However, the climax of "Nangong Boy" is the deposit of the manuscript, and it will have to wait until mid-June to officially get into rhythm.
It turns out that readers don’t really like the gray line of grass snakes, but only like the burst of gray lines of grass snakes.
The joy of looking back is far greater than following.
Yes, what everyone likes is getting money, not working. If you can make money without working, it will definitely be great.
It’s always fun to make money.
So as the "boring period" lasts longer, the task of Mr. Kidney Deficiency also becomes heavier.
Although Li Yan still didn't read the comments, judging from the statement of Mr. Shenxu that he was "busy cleaning the back garden", the comments from bored book friends should not be very beautiful.
Until June 15th, an ordinary day, Mr. Kidney Deficiency suddenly said: Are you about to climax?
Li Yan: Master, we can speak more completely.
Young Master: Will the climax come tonight?
Li Yan: Come on, come on...
Master: Okay, can you read the bad reviews now?
Li Yan: Okay, it doesn’t really matter.
Young Master: Yo, are you feeling better?
Li Yan: I’ve already written it to this point, and I’m still unable to sleep due to negative reviews, so I can’t continue writing.
Young master: That’s fine. I’ll give you the best selection for kidney deficiency, which will make you want to die.
Li Yanke is really a little nervous when you talk about it this way.
Li Yan: What’s wrong? Are there a lot of bad reviews recently?
Young Master: It’s not that much. Your data has dropped. Things that go downhill normally don’t attract criticism.
Li Yan: If you talk like that, won’t the Golden Alliance get you beaten?
Master: But I am.
Li Yan: So just say it.
Then a statistical table was directly stuck on Li Yan's face.
Li Yan: Is this?
Young Master: Statistical table of difference scores in the past month.
Nima... someone is here.
Young Master: This number 124 accounts for the highest proportion. They are a group of people who published negative reviews and abandoned the book because there was no "explosion point" during the laying of the line.
Li Yan: Don’t force me to stay if it’s not suitable.
Young Master: No, they are calling on others to abandon books too!
Li Yan: Those who can be persuaded to leave cannot be kept.
Young Master: This 68 is a jump booking party.
Li Yan: I understand the jump order. No one’s money comes from the strong wind. Find a chapter that interests you and read it. It’s just a matter of different reading habits.
Master: Don’t rush to become a Buddha. I’m afraid it’s okay to add two zeros at the end of the order. What I listed is because the skipping missed your plot, and then jumped out to accuse you of incoherence in the story.
Hiss……
Li Yan: Someone will help me answer it.
Young Master: That’s for sure, I’m just tired.
I didn’t say you were coming!
The young master listed all the bad reviews one by one, and Li Yan expressed his understanding one by one.
The young master was very confused and decided to use his ultimate move:
See the three "1"s at the end? That's the best I've prepared for you.
Li Yan replied instantly with a smile: If it is low-end and mindless or has some extreme emotional output, it cannot be considered the best.
Young master: I have six things I don’t read: I don’t read cool articles because I feel tired; I don’t read if I feel unhappy because I feel bored; I don’t read famous works because I feel bored; I don’t read ordinary works because I feel tired; I don’t read if I use my brain because I feel tired; I don’t read if I don’t have a brain. ,stupid. This article is a bit exciting, but not a good one. It is a bit famous but only ordinary. The main line of the content requires the brain to use the brain, and the daily life that does not require the brain to use the brain does not require the brain.
Summary: It’s greasy, boring, annoying, watery, tired and stupid.
Li Yan: Just playing tricks.
Young Master: I’ve already read the article online, you still want me to use my brain? If you are sick, just write a cool article that is cool, just like "XXXX" next door. Don't be sick with literary youth with stupid literary dreams, okay?
Li Yan: It’s just inappropriate.
The young master was silent for a long time before finally releasing the last one:
About piracy.
Li Yan: I even understand that readers who read pirated copies can just watch it quietly by themselves.
There was nothing I could do about it. In my previous life, I didn’t have much pocket money, and I was ashamed to be a pirated reader for a period of time.
The young master made a wicked smile: Author, since all your books have been pirated, why do you still charge for them? If you go to XXX and read it, it will be updated later than the author, and it will cost you nothing. If you have any questions, please comment here and ask the author.
Li Yan: ...Stop your face and open up, I support you to smash him.
Master: Already rushed.
Li Yan: Feeling a little calmer.
Young master: I see that you are not angry at all. Have you become a monk recently?
Li Yan has actually been thinking about this issue a lot recently.
"My mentality is just a little better. Overall, readers who read online articles, especially those who are good at reading newcomers' books, must come here for Tuyile. 'The people like to hear and see'. So many As people see it, I can’t satisfy everyone, and I can’t even satisfy one person all the time. Even I am sometimes dissatisfied with the content I write.
“Everyone likes it. Just keep reading, and if you don’t like it, why don’t you press his head and say, “Please look at it?” We need the support of readers, and readers will also have their own needs, whether they are looking for a sense of presence, looking for emotional catharsis, or getting angry after spending money to find that the content is not what they want to see, it is all good. I am grateful for the good reviews and understand the negative reviews.
"In the final analysis, I just wrote it for those friends who like this book and have been reading it, and also to write a good story for myself. The so-called scholar will die for his confidant.
"A confidant will also scold I will also give advice, after all, even I can give advice to myself. ”
Writing this, Li Yan was suddenly startled: Good guy, you have never given me any advice.
Young Master: I am not the author. I would like to read it after you have written it. , I won’t watch it if it doesn’t work anymore.
Li Yan smiled and continued typing: So my mentality has really changed. It doesn’t matter if I am drunk, I want to spray a few words on me to satisfy my mood. You can do it if you want. Even if you say 1+1=3 here, I can tell you that you are right. If you come and ask me questions when you watch pirated movies, I will be happy to answer them. Don’t be like that stinky idiot Jianzuka.
Young Master: These five words appear in your narration that is so enlightening and full of Buddha light. It is very cruel.
Li Yan made a hand-clasped expression.
Master: No, then do you listen to other people’s opinions? Do you want to hear someone customize the plot?
Li Yan: Don’t listen.
The young master sent hundreds of them.
Li Yan: You hurt my eyes. To be honest, I have already set the general direction, and it is impossible to change it. The small plot has principles and low-level mistakes will definitely be changed. Things that affect the subsequent development or the rhythm of the narrative can only be based on mine. There are so many words written in this book, and forcing the car to turn around will only ruin it.
Young Master: If I see that you can't stand the pressure and resurrect Tan Jiuxiao, I will go and make a golden alliance for other books.
Crazy, this is a ball penalty.
Tsk... After thinking about it, why is it really a bit uncomfortable?
Young Master: You are so eloquent, why not just write an article. I recently saw Linjiang Literature and Art published an article "On Internet Literature". That guy wrote quite well. Didn't you say you wanted to write it? One article? Go and write it.
Is my article so famous?
Li Yan: Write when you have time.
I thought the conversation would end there, but Master Shenxu suddenly said "Fuck".
Then there was a question: I suddenly thought, if you have such a good attitude, could it be because of other major events that caused the status of this novel to lower in your heart?
Li Yan: It can’t be said that it’s a decrease, it’s just that the energy has been diverted and I don’t have time to take care of too much.
Young Master expressed his distrust: Why do I feel more confident? And Xianxin talks to me so much, clearly thinking.
Li Yan: Aren’t you a psychology major at Linhua University? I'm very interested in you.
Young Master: I am also very interested in you, "New Year's Day".
You don’t believe it either? When the time comes, you can pack it up with Kaiyuan and enjoy the shocking set meal.
Young master: Although you don’t want to take care of it, I am still the operations officer and want to ask you something. These people who wrote negative reviews and announced that they will abandon the book because you think it is not popular during the layout stage, if you wait for the foreshadowing to break out later, you This book has become a hot topic again. They come back. What should I say to them?
Li Yan replied instantly: Then welcome back.
Young Master: If you do this, it will make the people who support you feel a little uncomfortable.
Li Yan couldn't tell whether the young master's words were true or false: Although they came back, they could only get my body, but those who supported me could get my heart.
Young Master: Adults want all the naughty things.
Li Yan: You are a big sister and I may tell you to wait until I grow up, but you have a weak kidney, and a golden alliance is not enough.
The two joked a few more words, completely dispersing the serious atmosphere.
Li Yan ended the conversation by saying "prepare to eat". The phone rang immediately, and the caller's number was unfamiliar.
"It's really non-stop."
"Hello? Is this classmate Li Yan?" A deep middle-aged male voice, but the tone is very gentle.
It sounds very awkward.
"Yes, who?"
"Liu Weiliang from the Inspection Team of the Education Office."
(End of this chapter)