Chapter 358: Use Changhong Sword to kill chickens? (6,000 words)
“Although I look mature and steady, I have the maturity and stability of those born in the 1980s, the broad-mindedness of those born in the 1970s, and the hard work of those born in the 1960s. But I am a genuine nine-year-old. "After Zero."
The dog brother spoke in a mean voice, and the inexplicable contrast made people laugh.
“What is the impression of geniuses born in the 1990s? When I was in primary school, my general impression of geniuses was Jiang Liuer. Later, I don’t know when it became Gu Lu!”
“From I started winning prizes in composition competitions in elementary school, and even ranked first in the country in the Ye Shengtao Cup in junior high school. In my third year of junior high school, I was already a contracted writer for several magazines.”
"The Little Prince was released in the first year of high school, and "Young China" was released in the second year of high school. During the period, there were also fan novels "Mr. Holmes" and the semi-autobiographical novel "Bingguo". In the third year of high school, I went directly to Peking University through the Beipei Cup. At that time The news is all about his name. To be honest, when I heard it from others when I was a kid, I always listened to it as a story. It was like hearing how old Mozart was when he could write music. It felt like he was not on the same level as me.” >The up owner initiated a vote here: [1. Another dimension] [2. One layer ahead] [3. Obtuse angle]. The vast majority of netizens chose the obtuse angle, but no netizen objected to the first two options. On the side, Gu Lu's reputation during his junior and senior high school years spread throughout the student circle.
"Later, gradually there was no news about Gu Lu. And slowly, more and more people said that they were as talented as Gu Lu."
The manuscripts written by Brother Gou were average. , the accompanying videos are okay, but they like to forcibly sublimate the second half of the videos, which has been criticized in the past.
He himself rarely appears on camera. The pictures in this video are the ones in the back of many fairy tale works, which is a very exaggerated promotion. In fact - most of them are Guo Dafa's methods.
Unbeknownst to netizens, the kind-hearted B friends began to make friendly remarks: "Are these stinky fish and shrimps?" "Are they beating Gu Lu?" "Laughing at the god who came down from the mountain?" and so on.
Xiao Tian, who is studying in Japan, the first half of the episode is to help netizens recall, and directly skips Gu Lu’s great achievements.
Serve the main course directly.
"Please don't be sad about the fall of genius. Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, don't bully young people into poverty! According to the latest information I got in Neon. Gu Lu's new work "The Devotion of Suspect X" It was released on Neon a few days ago, and its sales exceeded one million copies in its first week. To be precise, it broke through on the fifth day, becoming the sales leader in the past two decades (as of the date of the video release, sales on the sixth day were reported at 1.26 million copies). "
Then Brother Gou relayed a paragraph, the evaluation of Komori, the intern editor of Bai Tongshe, with the face coded and the voice changed: "Teacher Gu Lu's new work is completely aimed at the national creation of neon. The evidence is that it is clearly translated from Chinese into Japanese, but it was first released on Neon. At the same time, the protagonist Daruma Shigami was used to express: I just don’t want to write, as long as I want to do it, I can commit a ‘world-class crime’ at any time.”
The video posted Neon's sales reports and reviews from many websites.
Yahoo News: He really took the scam to the extreme!
The Yomiuri Shimbun: The last book that sparked national discussion was "Shoot a Bullet at the Sun."
Asagiri Kafka, the writer of "Bungou Stray Dogs" commented: The winner between Katsumaru Tanachi and Mr. Gu Lu has always been very obvious, but many people don't want to believe it.
Gou Ge studied abroad in Neon and his Japanese proficiency is very good, so he also thoughtfully translated Japanese into Chinese. The Yomiuri Shimbun is a bit strange, and locals will know at a glance that "Shoot a Bullet at the Sun" has aroused national discussion because of the criticism that the work was selected as a must-read book.
The discussion among netizens was divided into two parts -
The first part was asking: "So when will it be launched in China?" "Shurima, your emperor is back!" "Such a high sales volume is definitely a must now. There are very few of them, but this one is so terrifying.” “Don’t praise it, don’t praise it. The domestic book market is too chaotic, and it seems that “The Little Prince” has always been on the sales list. There is no such book found. "Indeed, Gu Lu's choice of neon for his return should also be a strategy, in case the ship capsizes in China..."
The second part is completely off track, their focus. It's very magical.
［Bingguo is Gu Lu’s autobiography? ]
[No way, there are really readers who don’t know about it, right? In Bingguo, the Classical Club is the Publications Club. Students who study in No. 8 Middle School all know that the nickname of the publication club is "Classical Club". In addition, the students in the play all have prototypes! ]
[Real or false? I'm working hard to get into No. 8 Middle School this year, don't lie to me. ]
[It must be true. The copyright of Hyouka was sold to KyoAni last year to make it into an animation. The production team also visited No. 8 Middle School to inspect, striving to restore the prototype school while drawing a picture that was in line with the company's aesthetic. Moreover, the characters and events in the novel seem to have prototypes, and it seems to be the July version of this year. ]
Wait for discussion.
KyoAni has a pretty good reputation in China and is known as the original crusher. This is also the first time to buy a domestic novel production, and many netizens are looking forward to it.
Zhao Mingming is one of the netizens. While discussing the prototype of Bingguo, she used the nine keys to criticize people.
My boyfriend was amazed. Mingming was the fastest nine-key typist he had ever seen. It is no exaggeration to say that there are afterimages on my fingers.
[Capsize? Which of Gu Lu's books has capsized? I ask you, don't pretend to be a guest. ]
Send!
"It's almost like a joke. Can Gu Lu write a new book? Do they have no childhood?!" Zhao Mingming won the quarrel with absolute hand speed, but she was still unhappy inside.
"No, why are you so excited? No matter how good Gu Lu's new book grades are, it doesn't matter to us." Da Wu's nickname comes from his temper. It is said that he is as emotionally stable as Miss Wu. Don't be a monster.
"It does matter!" Zhao Mingming said, "You haven't met Gu Lu, so you don't know. I have. The first time I saw him, I had a strong feeling that he was not like a high school student, but like an adult. Geniuses are so different!"
"Do you also think that Gu Lu's new book will be popular if it is published in China?" Zhao Mingming's eyes fell on Da Wu.
Da Wu's will to survive is very strong, "Of course it's impossible, I'm also an absolute fan of Gu Lu."
Seeing his girlfriend nodding with satisfaction, Da Wu continued, "But, God Nothing is 100% correct. In the current domestic book market, no one can guarantee an accident, right?"
"This accident has nothing to do with Gu Lu's own writing level," Da Wu said, "You absolutely believe it. Gu Lu's success actually cuts off the other party's escape route. This pressure is very great. It is a miracle to succeed in Neon after four or five years, but if it fails in the domestic market, we must also understand. ”
"Impossible, Gu Lu will not fail." Zhao Mingming was quite determined.
Come on, Dawu feels like he talked a lot in vain.
"If you don't believe it..." Zhao Mingming suddenly said, "Then let's make a bet."
"What bet?"
"The next book will be in China. If you fail to publish a book, you win. If you win, we will get married next year." Zhao Mingming raised two fingers, "Then if I win, I will wait another two years."
The love between the two lasted for four years - the middle run is more appropriate. But Zhao Mingming still seemed like she hadn't grown up yet. She was already over thirty and still not married yet.
"Marriage cannot be used as..."
Before Da Wu finished speaking, he was interrupted by Zhao Mingming, "Just tell me whether to gamble or not."< br>
The curve at the corner of his mouth was more bitter than coptis, and Dawu understood the meaning better. My girlfriend is very confident in the talent of writer Gu Lu. In other words, betting on this matter proves that she does not want to get married.
"Then don't cry if you lose." Da Wu said this after putting himself in good spirits.
There is a difference between the values of Neon and Huaxia. The success of the former may not necessarily lead to the success of the latter.
I haven’t been out of the profession for a few years. If I don’t practice writing, I will deteriorate.
Before making the bet with his girlfriend, Dawu thought that 80% of Gu Lu's domestic works would be successful. Now after thinking about it, only 50% is left.
The young couple’s bet does not affect the spread of the Internet. Marketing accounts, Weibo Vs, and Douyin celebrities often come to Bilibili to “import news.”
So soon, the news of Gu Lu’s successful return in Neon spread throughout the Internet.
The last time he appeared in people's sight through prophecy, but that had nothing to do with his job. This time it is with the identity of a writer. The previous discussion forum on Bilibili is the epitome of Internet speech, so I won’t go into details.
I can only say that Weibo comments are more free (nan) by (ting), Douyin has more rumors, Tieba - the overall traffic is a bit low.
“I’m very willful when I close my book, and I’m also willful when I return. Sometimes I’m so envious.” President Wang sighed with emotion.
President Wang has changed the prefix of New Youth Publishing House to "positive". At the same time, he no longer holds a concurrent position in the Youth League, and is currently the head of the press and publication department of Black Province. Those who have been officials... No, friends who often dream of being officials should know that Qingtuanzi is one of the fastest-rising units.
“It’s a pity that the old fox got there first.” President Wang sighed. Originally, he and Gu Lu had a good relationship in the past few years, even though the other party had not released any new works. But President Jian was even more unique. He invited Gu Lu to his home every holiday.
He would also like to do this, but he has no regional advantage.
"What kind of science fiction is the spiritual sequel to "Flowers for Algernon"?" President Wang was itching.
Two itches, one is that I want to see it in advance. Second, Algernon set a sales record five years ago and is Gu Lu's second-highest-selling work (overtaken by The Little Prince in 2018). As long as the sequel is run properly, there will definitely be no problem in sales
Unfortunately, the work has been acquired by Magic City Publishing House.
"The suspect has given the sluggish book market a shot in the arm, can it also give the country a shot in the arm?" As soon as President Wang finished speaking, he realized that he was forcing someone into a difficult situation.
Neon is called a "physical island" because of the lag in the development of the Internet. There is still a market for records, comics, CDs, and books. The country is a physical desert.
Can resource replacement be done? President Wang thought. The current publishing company's approach is too unkind. It doesn't matter whether the book is good or bad, it just pushes it forward. Including but not limited to New Classics, Iron Grinding, and Boji Tianjuan.
Da Bing and Zhang Jiajia, who know the art of cloning, have a record of gathering heavenly scrolls. The genius is on the left, the madman is on the right, and they have a record of sharpening iron. As for new classics, Haruki Murakami is recommended for the Nobel Prize in Literature every year.
This is advice from President Wang, please pay attention when buying these three brands.
………
It's another Wednesday. What a wonderful day, it has been cloudy for several days, and the sun that is afraid of society has finally gone to work.
The fog is afraid of Taiyangshe, the humidity is heavy, and the Taiyangshe cattle are even more afraid.
“Teacher, it’s been a week since we heard your story about how you learned about talents in the 2013 season.” said a classmate from the literary club.
A member of the club next to him booed, "Yeah, I'm really not used to it."
Wu Du had been an instructor at No. 8 Middle School for several years. As he got older, his personality also changed. I am more Buddhist and mingle with my classmates.
"Ahem, stop joking. I've told the story of identifying talents with an eye many times, and I don't like to repeat it over and over again." Wu Du changed the subject, "But - you know why the full name of the literary club is Shuren Park Literary Club?”
I didn’t know this, so the students began to make wild guesses: “Because there was Lu Xun’s Park a few years ago.” “I always thought the name of our literary club was weird.” “Teacher Wu. Just stop showing off" and so on.
"Shuren has nothing to do with Lu Xun's name, because our school was originally called Shuren Middle School. And the park is taken from our literary club's first original stage play "Yesterday's Park". It is based on the novel by Teacher Gu Lu The adaptation was a great success at the school anniversary," Wu Du said.
As we all know, the Literary Club of No. 8 Middle School is actually responsible for the drama club, while the real creations go to the Juvenile Publications Club. The students suddenly realized that there was such a thing.
Yesterday's park can be said to be the club's signature, and every member must know it by heart. The "Shuren Park Literary Club" was just not connected for a while. After all, Gu Lu had never joined a literary club.
"And me!" Here comes the key point, Wu Du continued, "The script of "Yesterday's Park" was also polished by me!"
Oh! The teacher is so amazing, Teacher Wu Du has hidden so much that he can actually polish Gu Lu’s manuscript! Waiting for a while, the voices came out at the same time, and the source could not be distinguished.
Wu Du didn’t brag, it was indeed him who changed the format of the novel into a script.
“Low-key and low-key, I think back then...”
During the conversation, the school's loudspeaker sounded, and the activity room became much quieter.
Wudu No. 8 Middle School currently has five campuses, but the main one in Xiaolongkan, Sha District is still the most valued. Even though the facilities at the Yubei campus are better and the teaching staff is not inferior, the priority of this department is far ahead!
Yesterday I went to see the rehabilitation center - it was demolished, and ate the hotpot served by Teacher Li. Today Gu Lu was invited to the No. 8 Middle School headquarters.
It's just...
"Principal Hu, are you lost?" Gu Lu found that he had circled the school half a circle.
Although the main building has been renovated twice, the overall layout has changed greatly. For example, the abandoned flower bed (also called an autistic flower bed) that students used to like to go to when they were unhappy was now demolished and dug down more than ten meters. It was forcibly flush with the road outside and a new teaching building was built. .
But the overall scope has not changed!
"I am mainly thinking about whether to take you, Xiao Gu, to the publication club first, or to the cafeteria first, or something else." Principal Hu is older, but unfortunately his eyes have not grown up yet. Eyes open and closed.
"Xiao Gu, you can just call me Director Hu. Calling me this way is affectionate, just like when we were at school." Principal Hu said, changing the subject.
"No problem, Director Hu, why don't we go see Teacher Gao first." Gu Lu said.
"Unfortunately, Teacher Gao went to 49 City to study - Lao Lin, how did you know that Xiao Gu came back to our No. 8 Middle School to visit? You may not be familiar with this. This is the best graduate of our school... "One." Halfway through his words, Principal Hu suddenly turned to the vice principal who was passing by.
This is one of them, Principal Hu didn’t want to add it at first.
"Teacher Gu Lu, alas, I have admired your name for a long time." Vice Principal Lin said quickly.
This is not the first time. During the lap and a half, Gu Lu has been greeted like this seven or eight times. He is already familiar with the road. It is obvious that the personalities of Teacher Li and Principal Hu are obvious. The former does not like to play the piano that much.
"Okay, Principal Lin, go and get busy. Classmate Xiao Gu and I won't disturb you." Principal Hu said.
Vice Principal Lin: "?"
Finally, Principal Hu led Gu Lu to the cafeteria and stopped wandering around.
"Teacher Gao is an excellent teacher in our school. Plus Teacher Gao personally..." Principal Hu spoke softly when talking about his personal situation, because it involved the teacher's personal matters. Teacher Gao and her husband divorced, and the child was raised by the man according to his wishes.
So Teacher Gao is very depressed, and his teaching career is also affected by his family.
It is difficult for people to have both identities perfect, and Teacher Gao is a very good class teacher. Although he is nicknamed Bingshan by his classmates because of his unsmiling nature, he privately cares about the academic and daily lives of more than 90% of his classmates. Gu Lu still remembered that when he was celebrating the New Year alone in his freshman year of high school, it was Teacher Gao who knocked on his door with two thermos buckets.
However, it can be seen from this case that Teacher Gao attaches too much importance to his students.
Think about it on New Year’s Eve. You can’t spend time with your family at home, but you can care about your students. Teacher Gao pays too little attention to his family...
It has a sporadic impact. Gu Lu seems to have heard Teacher Gao quarreling with her husband on the phone.
Fortunately, because of Gu Lu’s existence, the school will definitely not give up on Teacher Gao. Even when there was an opportunity to study in Sijiu City, Teacher Gao was arranged to go there. Principal Hu is also planning to let Teacher Gao come back to take up an administrative position.
"Xiao Gu, your supervision red card is still circulating, and the student supervision team will come over for random inspections at any time." Principal Hu said.
The canteen has arrived.
"But now supervising the red card is just a matter of form." Principal Hu pointed to the front, "No need."
Gu Lu looked around and saw that all the kitchens in the canteen were transparent. It’s the same as Haidilao’s kitchen. Garnishing and stir-frying are all done in front of the students.
"Several canteens are contracted, but they must agree to cooperate with the school's transparency. Our canteen has been rated as a model canteen by the Wudu Education Department many times? Canteen, transparency is also a goal for the whole city to learn from." Principal Hu Proud, that’s what he pushed for. This is a very good political achievement and something to be proud of.
"Director Hu's arrangement is amazing." Gu Lu gave a thumbs up. Reminding me of the rat head incident later, Bazhong was much ahead even in handling the ingredients.
After a tour, before leaving, Principal Hu said, "Little Gu, you don't know me yet? This is definitely not just for coping, so don't worry."
"By the way, I've come since I came. "Gu Lu, do you want to give a speech to the students?" Principal Hu asked.
Two sentences in your speech? Gu Lu thought for a while and nodded.
As if, Principal Hu immediately went to the broadcasting room. The former thought of using the radio to summon all the students in the school to the playground, like a flag-raising ceremony. However, Gu Lu refused, thinking that the effect of speaking a few words in the broadcast room would be almost the same.
When I was in school, I felt so majestic standing on stage, as a man should be! Now Gu Lu felt that the students watching below were having a hard time waiting.
Stop fussing.
"Hello? Can you hear me? Dear teachers and students in the school, hello everyone, I am Hu Santong, the principal of No. 8 Middle School. Today, Mr. Gu Lu, an outstanding graduate of No. 8 Middle School, has returned to school, so I'd like to ask you. Teacher, tell us a few words." Principal Hu spoke up first, explained the situation, and then gave up his position to the people next to him.
The legend of Gu Lu is everywhere in No. 8 Middle School, except that it is framed in the aisle with celebrities such as Hua Luogeng and Einstein. A hundred years from now, students will definitely be awakened by famous quotes.
So when they heard it was Gu Lu, the students seemed to have pressed the stop sign.
"Hello, classmates and teachers, I am Gu Lu, who graduated from No. 8 Middle School." This was not the first time that Gu Lu came to the broadcast room, so he was not panicked.
Even after so many years, Gu Lu had a profound memory of two speeches given by two apps.
"Back Wave" by He Bing, and "Power" by Winter Swimming Strange Pigeon.
The result is that in contrast, the former was ridiculed by the crowd, and young people did not buy it. Yes, for people who go out to work hard, "Houlang" is too chicken soup and unrealistic, and "power" is closer to ordinary people. Gu Lu personally agrees with this view.
But in high school - Houlang is better.
Gu Lu didn’t say he killed the chicken with a dragon-slaying knife, but he also used a Changhong Sword.
"I saw many similar adjectives on the forum, defeated post-90s, spoiled post-00s."
"Those who keep saying that one generation is inferior to the other should look at you. "
"They should look at you and us with envy. Human beings have accumulated wealth for thousands of years,
all the knowledge, insight, wisdom and art seem to be specially for us. The gift I prepared..."
The beginning of the chapter attracted the attention of the students because it was a map cannon.
The post-2000 generation includes all the students of No. 8 Middle School...
One day later, Gu Lu left Wudu. He did not notice at all that the speech of "Hou Lang" was used by someone with an intention (Wudu Daily reporter) focus on.
After settling the matter in Wudu and visiting Li’s mother and father before leaving, Gu Lu returned to Sijiu City.
The next day someone came to visit, a middle-aged man with a strange identity.
“Adopting a panda means I can take this panda home?” Gu Lu looked at the person in front of him, his eyes showing surprise.
"Ahem..." Deputy Director Qin of the Chengdu Giant Panda Center quickly explained, "It is very difficult to raise pandas. Zoos everywhere need the technical support of our Chengdu Giant Panda Center. It is even more difficult to do it privately."
The excitement on Gu Lu's face faded and he asked, "Director Qin, what does adoption mean?"
"You can claim a newly born panda baby, and then it's up to you You can come to visit us at any time after choosing a name,” Deputy Director Qin explained, “We will also send you the growth process of the panda cubs every month, and you can also ask the staff to interact with you.”
"Oh! Cloud raises pandas." Gu Lu concluded.
“Yes, that’s right, that’s what it means!” Deputy Principal Qin nodded, “Teacher Gu summed it up very appropriately.”
"Very good. How many pandas are there to choose from now?" Gu Lu asked.
Choose a baby panda.
On the other side, "One Night Genius" and "The New Great Wall" are also starting to show their strength.
The anniversary of the storming of the Bastille is July 14th, but the celebrations start early. Otherwise, France is one of the five permanent members after all, and there must be many national gifts, all on the same day... Don't have such high expectations for Paris' organizational power.
(End of this chapter)