Chapter 36 A mistake is a mistake
"Hey, Director Liu? What? You're not here? Oh, okay! I'll see you in Guangfu then."
Get ready early the next morning When setting off, Ayao suddenly received a call from Director Liu. From what it meant, it seemed that Director Liu didn't have time today.
"Ayao, doesn't Director Liu have time? What should we do?" Lao Dou became worried when he heard that Director Liu was not there. Will this rare family trip be a waste?
"Old Dou, Director Liu is away because of an emergency, but he has arranged for Deputy Director Yang to receive us." A Yao told everyone not to worry.
"That's okay." Lao Dou felt relieved and began to urge everyone to get in the car and set off.
"It doesn't matter who receives us, as long as someone pays the bill." The second guy thought that as long as he didn't have to pay for it himself, it would be fine.
"Okay, okay, let's go." Ayao also began to urge everyone to set off.
"Hey, don't bother the driver, I'll just drive!" The second guy usually drives a truck for a clothing store, but now he has a van, so of course his hands are itchy.
"Are you driving? Then I'll just walk." The second sister-in-law was the first to not believe in the second guy's driving skills. This made the second brother very angry, and Kang Qirui quickly stopped them from continuing to quarrel, so as not to delay the departure time.
In less than an hour, they arrived at the resort in Xinxiang.
The resort is now in full bloom, with a large group of people forming a welcoming team with balloons and flowers. This makes the Kang family confused, "Ayao, what's going on? Why is there such a big formation? Is it here? Do you welcome us?" Lao Dou asked directly.
"I don't know, let me get out of the car and have a look." After arriving at the place, Ayao was the first to get off the car and met a man who came to pick him up.
"Hello, are you Kang Ke?" the middle-aged man who came to pick up A Yao asked immediately.
"It's me." Ayao nodded.
"Hello, Kangke, Director Liu has something to do today. Please ask me to receive you. Just call me Xiao Yang." After confirming that it was A Yao, the man immediately shook A Yao's hand warmly. It seemed that The Deputy Director Yang whom A Yao was talking about was him.
Kang Qirui also walked down directly, and then stood outside the door, putting his hands on the door frame to prevent Old Dou from hitting her head. When she saw the Kang family starting to get out of the car, the person shaking hands with A Yao Immediately let the onlookers applaud.
"Warm welcome, warm welcome"
Second sister-in-law originally wanted to get out of the car, but when she saw such a big battle, she shrank back, "What's wrong with you? You are not very impressive at home. Why are you mute when you come here?" The second brother said scornfully after being hit by the second sister-in-law who retreated.
Deputy Director Yang brought the Kang family to the lobby of the hotel and said to Ayao: "Kangke, you guys rest here first, I will find the manager to come and check in for everyone." Then. Just left.
As everyone walked towards the lobby rest area, the boss just asked: "Ayao, what's going on? It's so grand."
"I'll call and ask." Ayao didn't either clear.
"No need to fight, the leader must not have arrived yet, so we got a welcome in vain." The second guy thought that everyone might have misunderstood.
"What a waste of money, I think they are the ones who welcome us. Look outside, the welcoming team disbanded as soon as they saw us coming in." Azu felt that the second guy was wrong.
"I also think it's to welcome us. When we got off the bus just now, Deputy Director Yang kept directing the welcome team to shout loudly." Kang Qirui and Azu had the same idea.
"A Yao, what's going on?" Mrs. Dou asked A Yao who had just finished the phone call.
"It turns out that Director Liu didn't explain clearly, so they all thought it was the superior leaders who came to play." A Yao came back from the phone call and sat down to tell the truth.
"Then, what should we do?" asked the second sister-in-law.
"What else can we do? If people treat you as the leader, you are the leader, so the standard of the reception will be higher." A Yao said directly without thinking.
"Ayao, is this okay?" The old woman felt that this method was not very good and asked worriedly.
"What are you afraid of? Mom, the leader is here just to have fun. It's just a day and a half of fooling around." Ayao thought it was okay, no one is here just for fun.
"I don't think it's that simple. There must be other reasons for asking us to wear suits and ties." The second guy was still confused.
"Second Brother, I'm not asking you to investigate the case. Anyway, let's have fun, be a leader for once, and have enough fun." Azu is a born fun-loving person. Anyway, it has nothing to do with him.
"Third brother, no matter what they want to do, if word gets out that we are pretending to be the leader, will something happen?" Kang Qirui was worried that the matter of pretending to be the leader would be discovered and affect Ayao.
"What does this mean? If we don't tell it ourselves, who would know that we are not leaders." Ayao disagreed, "The most urgent task is to give you titles one by one."
"Okay, Mrs. Dou, the two of them are the oldest, so they should be entrusted with important responsibilities. Then, how about dad being the deputy director and mom being the office director?" Azu suggested directly.
"Hey, hey, what does the office director do?" The old lady stopped everyone.
"Mom, the office director has great power. He is in charge of the daily necessities of the unit leader, just like you are in charge of your father at home." The big boss spoke concisely and to the point.
"Hahaha, that's it, then I can do it." The old lady understood it as soon as she heard it.
"Why do you want me to be the deputy director? Isn't it better to be the director?" Lao Dou disagreed.
"Oh, Lao Dou, we are promoting young cadres now. I didn't ask you to retire, so I laughed." A Yao's words made everyone laugh, and they all felt that Lao Dou was an insufferable person.
"The big brother has a fat head, droopy ears, and a shiny face. He is most suitable to be the director of the business office." After the second brother made arrangements, the big brother looked at the second sister-in-law again, "What is this crazy old woman doing? She is chattering at home. , most suitable to be the chairman of the trade union." "Yes, handing out toilet paper, hahaha." Both Ayao and Azu think it is very suitable.
“Then what should I do?” The second guy was worried about what position his image would fit.
"Director of the Security Department." Ayao said directly.
"No, third brother, he is the director of the security department? He doesn't look like a good person." Azu said jokingly.
"Hey, fourth uncle, can you tell what you said? Do you still need to investigate the case?" When the second sister-in-law heard that her husband had been harmed, she immediately fought back.
"My wife is right, then it's settled." The second brother insisted on being the director of the security department, "and Azu will be a secretary." and directly retaliated against Azu.
“No, right? You guys are all officials, and I’m just a civilian?” Azu was obviously dissatisfied.
"Obide by the leadership's arrangements, everyone is an official, how can we do it without ordinary people?" The second brother naturally has his own reasons, "There is also A Rui, who must also be ordinary people, just an office assistant, give me The leader wrote the article, which is very consistent with our gentle and gentle temperament.”
"No problem. Let the second guy say whatever he wants. What about Wan Ling?" Kang Qirui nodded and said, no matter what happens, he has no problem.
"Wan Ling, I will work in my old job as a medical assistant to the deputy director. Someone must always take care of the health of the old leader." Ayao made the decision.
"Wait a minute, there is another question. Everyone looks different. What is your last name? Can't they all be named Kang?" Just when everyone was happy that things were over, the second sister-in-law suddenly asked.
"Yes, yes, they know my surname is Kang. Ah Rui, you are the most educated. Please think of one for everyone." Ah Yao directly named Kang Qirui, a university teacher, to name everyone.
"It's simple. Except for the third brother, there are five of us. We are named after the five masters and disciples in Journey to the West. Old Dou and Tang Seng are named Chen, the big brother and Monkey are named Sun, and the second brother and Zhu Bajie are named Zhu. , the fourth brother’s surname is Sha after Monk Sha, and my surname is Ao after Bai Longma. My second sister-in-law and Wan Ling don’t need to change.” This was not difficult for Kang Qirui, and he gave the answer easily. There is no need for your name. When introducing, just use your last name + position. Others will not ask for your full name. There should be no such serious people, right?
"Then it's decided, don't make a mistake." A Yao quickly reminded everyone when he saw Deputy Director Yang coming back with a man.
As soon as Deputy Director Yang came back, he first introduced the man he brought here, "He is the manager here, his surname is Pan." Then he pointed at Ayao and said, "Manager Pan, this is Section Chief Kang. "
Ayao shook hands with Manager Pan, "Hello, Manager Pan, let me introduce the leaders first." Then he was introduced one by one to the leadership positions they had just decided.
"Now arrange rooms for all the leaders." After getting to know the people, Manager Pan was about to arrange rooms for everyone, but was stopped by Deputy Director Yang.
“I would like to report today’s schedule to all the leaders first. We have prepared a very grand welcome banquet for everyone at noon. In the afternoon, we will invite the leaders to participate in the ribbon-cutting of our project, and then we will take the leaders to visit. Our various entertainment facilities and various attractions." He introduced today's schedule to everyone.
"Okay, Deputy Director Yang, we will follow your arrangements today." Old Dou nodded when he saw Deputy Director Yang looking at him after he finished speaking.
"Okay, okay, then Manager Pan will arrange the rooms for everyone. Leaders, please go to the rooms to put down your luggage and take a rest. We will have dinner in the banquet hall on the second floor at 12 noon." Deputy Director Yang said respectfully .
Everyone followed Manager Pan upstairs. Lao Dou and Ma Zi were arranged in an independent suite, while Daguang, Erlao and A Yao were arranged in a standard room. Azu and The two commoners, Kang Qirui, had a double room. The second sister-in-law and Wanling also have double rooms.
“Oh, you really don’t regard the union chairman as a cadre? You don’t even have a standard room.” After Manager Pan left, the second sister-in-law became dissatisfied. The arrangement of the rooms is also so hierarchical.
Kang Qirui suggested changing rooms, since they wouldn’t watch where everyone goes to sleep anyway. Finally, it was determined that there were two suites for Lao Dou’s mother and Erlao Ersao. The three standard rooms are Da Lao Guang, A Yao and Wan Ling. Azu and Kang Qirui shared a double room. Kang Qirui originally wanted to share a room with Wan Ling, but Wan Ling was obviously embarrassed, so she let it go.
After adjusting the room, going to the banquet on the second floor for a sumptuous lunch, and participating in the ribbon-cutting of the villa, Deputy Director Yang took everyone to the entertainment area. As soon as they arrived at the place to play, everyone left happily.
"Hello, Director Chen, we would like to ask a few questions." While Lao Dou and Mom were resting, a reporter came up.
“Okay.” Lao Dou couldn’t refuse when he saw someone interviewing him, so he had no choice but to accept.
"Director Chen, what is your experience with the recent new ideas for the reform of the national personnel system?" The reporter silenced Lao Dou at the first question. This went too far.
"Experience? Of course I have experience." Although Lao Dou said that he had experience, he didn't get to the point after four or five points. The more he talked about it, the more embarrassed he became, so the old lady hurried to find Ayao.
"Director Chen, you haven't talked about personnel reform yet." The reporter interrupted Lao Dou.
Fortunately, A Yao came back at this time and hurriedly stepped forward and said: "Actually, the director's meaning is very clear. Regarding the reform of the personnel system, it is related to the national economy and people's livelihood, and it is also related to the deepening reform of the enterprise. Of course, we I agree with both hands.”
“Yes, yes, that’s what I said. We must focus on promoting young cadres now,” Lao Dou continued what A Yao said.
"Well, Director Chen, how old are you this year?" When the reporter heard the young cadre, he asked Lao Dou's age.
"I am sixty-five this year." Lao Dou's words shocked the reporters. A Yao quickly added: "Sixty years old, sixty years old."
"What sixty? Sixty-five, I just celebrated my birthday this year." Lao Dou hadn't realized it yet and thought his son had mistaken his age and was still losing his temper.
"It's sixty years old, he's joking." A Yao had no choice but to ignore Lao Dou and said to the reporter: "The director is tired today, so the interview will end here. You go and interview others."
The reporters had no choice but to interview other people. As soon as the reporters left, the old woman came up to scold Lao Dou: "You are really ignorant. If you don't retire at the age of sixty-five, can you still be the deputy director?"
"That's right, Old Dou, let's talk about the same thing, don't talk nonsense." A Yao also complained.
(End of this chapter)