Chapter 87 Cousin Bing is here again
"Is anyone at home? I'm here."
Cousin Bing's voice came from the door, and the second sister-in-law, who was reading the newspaper, hurried to open the door. After Sister Jiao came, the second sister-in-law felt relaxed. She didn't have to do anything when she got home, just wait for dinner.
"Cousin, what's the matter? You have nothing to do and come to Guangfu to play again?" The second sister-in-law saw that cousin Bing was packing big and small bags, and she knew that cousin Bing was coming to stay for a long time again this time.
"That's wrong, I'm not here to have fun this time. I'm specifically taking your cousin out to lose weight." Cousin Bing pointed to a woman following him and said, which can be regarded as an introduction to everyone. The identity of this woman.
"Cousin sister-in-law?" asked the second sister-in-law.
Cousin Bing nodded and scolded Shi Shao'e again: "Call someone, Azong's wife." Upon hearing this, Shi Shao'e bowed lightly and called her: "Sister Chan."
The second sister-in-law felt embarrassed when she saw her like this, "You call me sister more than me, how can you be so embarrassed?" Shi Shao'e lowered her head and smiled, saying that it was just a title, so don't worry about it.
Hearing the sound, Mrs. Dou and Kang Qirui and Zhu Wanling came out. They were basking in the sun on the patio, drinking tea and chatting. Pregnant women should get more sun during pregnancy. "You're coming out, cousin." Mom greeted Shi Shao'e, and then Lao Dou also said hello.
"Are you coming out to see a doctor?" Mom pulled Shi Shao'e and asked with concern.
"Sister, this is amazing. How did you know that we came out to see a doctor?" Cousin Bing sighed.
My mother said with a smile: "In the past, when a country woman went out to the provincial capital, she would definitely see a doctor." Lao Dou, who was nearby, quickly stopped her and continued, "Oh, uncle, you can't choose something better. What are you talking about?”
“I’m really confused, haha.” Mom also felt that she had spoken abruptly. She asked cousin Bing and Shi Shao’e to sit down and shouted into the kitchen: “Ah. Jiao, come on."
"Come on, come on." Sister Jiao rushed out with a kitchen knife, startling cousin Bing and Shi Shao'e. Cousin Bing said in a panic: "Who is this? Why haven't you seen it before?"
Kang Qirui and the others have become accustomed to Sister Jiao's swordsman's behavior in the past few days, so they Explained: "Cousin, cousin, this is Sister Jiao, the nanny and bodyguard we invited back, so she is always close to her body, hahaha."
Sister Jiao was embarrassed when she heard this and said: "Fifth Young Master just likes to joke, haha." Then she asked her mother: "Aunt Kang, what do you want from me?"
My mother took out a He handed a hundred yuan to Sister Jiao and said, "A Bing and the others are here. Go to the street corner and chop up some roast goose to add to the dishes tonight." Sister Jiao agreed, took the money and went out.
"Cousin, you haven't been here for a long time. You must stay longer this time." The mother greeted Shi Shao'e to chat, and then asked doubtfully: "Why have you gained so much weight?"
“So I took her out specifically to lose weight.” Cousin Bing said. In fact, it was Shi Shao'e who was pregnant, but he already had two daughters, so she would have more than one daughter. This time I came out with the intention of becoming a supernatural guerrilla.
According to the current family planning policy, couples with rural household registration and whose first child is a girl can have a second child. But Cousin Bing and the others are having their third child, and obviously it is illegal at this stage. So Cousin Bing planned to take Shi Shao'e out to do a B-ultrasound secretly. If it was a boy, he would have an ultrasound, and if it was a girl, he would have an abortion.
"Cousin, you really know how to find a place. If you want to be a weight loss expert here, I will take second place. I'm afraid no one will dare to take first place." The second sister-in-law really thought that they were here to lose weight, so she volunteered to teach Shi Shao'e to lose weight. method.
At this time, Lao Dou noticed what his cousin Bing had brought. He thought it was brought to him and said happily: "Oh Bing, come out as soon as you come out. There are salted fish and dried vegetables." , Bawanghua. They are all good things, haha."
Cousin Bing quickly clarified, "Uncle, these salty things are not from souvenirs, they are the diet dishes that I have prescribed for A'e. "Yes." Old Dou Hui was overjoyed and sat aside in embarrassment without saying anything.
“A diet dish?” Mom asked doubtfully. "Don't you know you have to eat salty food to lose weight?" Cousin Bingqiu said. In fact, he believed in the rumors that eating sour food would produce a girl and eating salty food would give birth to a boy, so he kept asking his wife to eat salty food.
The second sister-in-law beside her also said matter-of-factly: "Yes, yes, my bodybuilding instructor said the same thing." Then she pulled Shi Shao'e and kept talking about weight loss secrets. Kang Qirui couldn't say anything, so he took Zhu Wanling and continued to go to the patio to bask in the sun.
“It’s time to eat!” At seven o’clock, Sister Jiao asked everyone to have dinner on time. Because Azu Ayao and the others went to work far later, the Kang family basically had dinner at seven o’clock. Dinner is served at Zhu's house at six o'clock, so Sister Jiao's time is still well used.
"Wait a minute, why is there nothing suitable for A'e to eat?" Cousin Bing complained as soon as he entered the dining room. Sister Jiao is not happy. Today's meal includes chicken, fish, roast goose and Laohuo soup, a total of nine dishes. Still not satisfied? Sister Jiao rushed to cousin Bing with a kitchen knife and said excitedly: "Mr. Bing, are you making a mistake? Are you not satisfied with so many dishes?"
As she spoke, Sister Jiao waved the kitchen knife and expressed Ge Bing was so frightened that he stepped back and said weakly: "Sister Jiao, I didn't mean that. I meant that A'e wants to eat the salted fish, salted eggs and pickles I brought. It's okay, it's okay, I'll do it myself, Jiao." Sister, be careful with your knife." Cousin Bing ran into the kitchen from the other side to get his pickles.
“My roasted goose.” As soon as Tianxiu sat down, he took the roasted goose away, for fear that others would snatch it from him. "You have to know how to eat." Kang Qirui said with a smile.
"A'e, pick up whatever you want. You're welcome. Treat this place as your own home." The old woman greeted Shi Shao'e. She nodded and took a sip of water while eating the vegetables. She hadn't eaten meat for a long time since she was pregnant. I stretched out my chopsticks to pick up a piece of roast goose, but as soon as I picked it up, my cousin Bing took it away. "This thing is not suitable for you to eat. It's very poisonous."
"But I I don’t want to eat pickles anymore,” Shi Shao’e said aggrievedly.
"Have you ever thought about having a baby? If you want to have a baby, eat pickles." Cousin Bing whispered in Shi Shao'e's ear. "Eat, eat, eat. If you keep eating like this, I'm afraid I'll lay eggs." Shi Shao'e quit and put down her chopsticks angrily.
"Salted egg?" Everyone was confused.
"No, your cousin sister-in-law imitates me and likes to joke." Cousin Bing made an excuse, but no one paid much attention to it. In order to divert his attention, cousin Bing didn't care whether the pickled vegetables and salted eggs were steamed or not, so he went into the kitchen and brought them out.
As soon as it is placed on the dining table, it is fragrant and very tempting. "These pickles are so fragrant. We don't have such delicious pickles in the countryside." Sister Jiao stretched out her chopsticks to taste them, but was immediately stopped by her cousin Bing with his chopsticks, "There are no rules. If you want to eat, it's not impossible. Wait until A'e finishes reciting the mantra."
I saw Shi Shao'e muttering as if reciting a sutra. "Cousin, my cousin's name is really correct. Hey, he looks like he is worshiping God." Kang Qirui said with a smile.
"She is not worshiping God, this is a weight loss formula." Cousin Bing defended forcefully. "The secret to losing weight?" The second sister-in-law became excited. She had never heard of this new idea before, and she also wanted to know what the secret was.
"Don't talk about those irrelevant things, let's eat." Lao Dou was unhappy, and eating was like a meeting. Everyone concentrated on eating, and soon everyone was full, except Shi Shao'e who was still eating.
“Which bowl is this?” The second sister-in-law couldn’t help but ask.
"This is the fourth bowl." Xingzi sat next to Shi Shao'e and was dumbfounded, and sighed: "My cousin is eating like this and still wants to lose weight?" Xingzi is another weight loss expert in the Kang family.
“I understand, my cousin’s problem lies in the food.” The second sister-in-law, the number one weight loss expert in the Kang family, analyzed: “If you eat too much and don’t digest it, it will be difficult to lose weight. In this way, Cousin will lose weight. Sister-in-law, I will teach you how to lose weight with Xingzi tomorrow morning."
The next morning, the second sister-in-law and Xingzi scared Shi Shao'e away when they took her to do weight loss exercises. It was all because her second sister-in-law taught her to lose weight by slapping her belly and standing on her head. Shi Shao'e was pregnant, so how could she want to lose weight? When she returned to her room, she was about to take her cousin Bing back to the countryside, but her cousin Bing insisted on going to the hospital for an examination before making any plans.
(End of this chapter)