Chapter 96 Catching “Jiao”
“Hey, Fourth Brother, what’s your address? Mother Dou asked me to sit down at your place today.” Kang Qirui ostensibly called A Zu asked for his home address, which actually gave Azu an opportunity to destroy the evidence.
"What's there to see? It's just a house." Azu went out to play and didn't want to go back.
Kang Qirui emphasized: "Old Mother Dou must go. If not, you and Old Dou Mother will not allow them to go." Azu was really speechless, " Okay, okay, I’ll text you the address.”
At four o’clock in the afternoon, a group of people from the Kang family came downstairs to Azu’s new residence and were waiting. Kang Qirui seemed to see his second sister-in-law when he was in the elevator. Before he could take a second look, the elevator came and he followed her into the elevator.
"Twelfth floor? Why do you live so high? What if there is a power outage?" Mom sighed when she saw Kang Qirui pressing the "12" button. "Mom, if the power goes out, just climb the stairs." The boss said nonchalantly.
Exit the elevator, find 1201 and press the doorbell. But no one came to open the door. The second brother became impatient and shouted loudly: "Azu, what are you doing inside? Open the door!"
After waiting for almost ten minutes, Azu opened the door. . "Why did it take you so long to open the door?" Ayao patted Azu. After everyone entered the house, they took a look at the layout and decoration of the house.
"Beautiful boy, serve tea." After watching for a while, the second brother saw Lao Dou sitting down on the sofa, so he asked Azu to make a pot of tea.
Azu said with a sneer: "There is no more tea. How about boiling water?"
"Aren't you? Why don't you pour a glass of boiling water for Lao Dou? I came all the way to see you." The second man said angrily.
“There is no tea at home.” Azu spread his hands.
My mother was cleaning up Azu’s messy living room, then looked at the kitchen, and said helplessly: “Azu, how long have you not washed these bowls? They are all moldy.” Azu shook his head to express that he had forgotten. .
"Mom, why don't you ask this bad guy how long it has been since he took a bath to feel better." The second guy continued to complain.
While we were talking and laughing, someone knocked on the door. Azu hurried to open the door and was surprised when he saw the person coming: "Why did you come up together?" It turned out to be the second sister-in-law Sachiko and Xianglan.
"You're such a loser." The second sister-in-law said as if that was indeed the case.
"Fourth uncle, do you really live here?" Xianglan looked unbelieving.
"Azu? You, you, you." Sachiko was so shocked that he couldn't speak.
"Yes, I live here alone." Azu emphasized. When he saw what Xianglan wanted to say, he said softly next to his second sister-in-law Sachiko Xianglan and the other three, "Everything goes well with the family, sisters-in-law." The three of them fell silent.
My mother came out after washing the dishes and saw the three of them, and said in surprise: "Aren't you going to see Yumi?"
The three of them looked at each other, and finally the second sister-in-law said: "Yes, we are here to see Yumei. We just followed you here after seeing Yumei." They managed to put things into perspective. The three of them came here to see Yumi an hour ago. Yumi also said that she lived here alone. Then half an hour ago, Yumi said she was going to Shenzhen, so they left. As a result, when she went downstairs, the second sister-in-law realized that she had forgotten her handbag, so she went back upstairs. Hence the scene just now.
“Second brother, Azu’s house is quite nice.” Ayao sighed. "How's it going? How do you feel?" The big brother Guang reminded the second brother that they came this time to see if Azu was hiding his love.
After understanding this, the second brother deliberately said: "This house is simply the golden house I have dreamed of, but the only drawback is that it lacks a 'jiao'."
Azu really took the bait, " Second brother, am I still lacking in love here? I'm most afraid that you won't have time." Azu didn't notice that the second sister-in-law next to him kept looking at him with a murderous look.
"Beautiful boy, it's settled. You must tell me when the time comes, and the wealth will not go to outsiders." The second guy continued. Azu took the whole package and smiled triumphantly: "Don't worry, I will definitely tell you, we are brothers."
"Are you serious?" The second sister-in-law tried hard to control her anger.
Azu didn't notice it and said nonchalantly: "Of course I'm serious. She's just cute. I can introduce you to the second guy."
"Okay, you can do it." The sister-in-law gave a thumbs up to Azu, "As long as I have you, it's mine. Master, why don't we take a look at the room." Azu then realized and quickly stopped the second sister-in-law, "There's nothing interesting to see. I don't have the key. "
"How do you get into the room and ask for a key? You don't need a key, you can open the door with your mouth." The second sister-in-law was angry about what Azu said just now about introducing the beauty to the second brother, so she didn't care about it now. . I saw her coming to a room and muttering: "Para Dorami, open sesame."
"I count to three, come out quickly." The second sister-in-law began to count, "One , two, two point five, three.”
Yumi still couldn't resist the pressure, opened the door and walked out. Azu took advantage of everyone's surprise and hid in the toilet.
"Yumi? Why do you live here?" Ayao was shocked. He looked at Sachiko, "Honey, what's going on?" Sachiko said with a look of resentment: "We just knocked on the door and saw that it was When Azu opened the door, he looked confused. Azu said everything was going well, so we didn't say anything. "Where's Azu? Ask Azu to come out." Kang Qirui pointed to the toilet, "It's inside." Several people worked together to get Azu out, and the second brother asked directly: "Could it be that the legendary Jiao is her?"
"Isn't that the same roommate? It's like sharing the same bed, you need to understand this concept." Azu defended himself and Yumi.
Old Dou slapped the table directly, "Take them two back to Kang's house, and we will serve them." Everyone in the Kang family pressed Azu Yumi and took a taxi back to Kang's house. After arranging their posture, Old Dou announced The trial meeting of Kang Qizu was officially held, "Azu, the boss, sister-in-law, younger brother, wife, old Dou, and mother are all here now. Please explain this matter clearly."
"I really didn't expect that you two would do such a shameful thing. Our Kang family's hundreds of years of innocence have been lost at the hands of a bad guy like you." Mom said disappointedly.
Before Azu could defend himself, the second brother, who always loved his younger brothers, was the first to object, "Mom, I think you are taking it too seriously. One is unmarried and the other is unmarried. The two of them It’s normal to be together.”
Ayao, who also has a huge stake in the relationship, said, “That’s right. Having said that, it’s not illegal to live together without marriage, especially now in the 21st century. , plus our family is relatively open, right? But then again, Azu, do you know why I asked you to come back?”
“Because you deceived the people, especially all of us? . "As expected of someone working in an agency, everything can be done on schedule. Kang Qirui praised Ayao in his mind.
"That's right. There are so many people in the family and no one knows about it. You two have done a very good job of keeping secrets. It's watertight." The second sister-in-law sighed, and then asked gossipingly: "By the way, when did you two "Is it the beginning?"
"I thought Azu was living with Diana, but it turned out that it was Yumi who took the initiative." My sister-in-law also looked like she was gossiping.
Only Sachiko was really irritable, "Yumi, tell my cousin, where have you two developed? Have you done those things? I tell you, you must not get pregnant before you are married."
Azu couldn't stand listening anymore and shouted loudly: "Have you said enough?"
"It's quite evil." Among the brothers, Ayao was the most angry; One of his younger brothers is his wife’s cousin. What kind of love triangle was going on? How could he have the dignity to meet Sachiko’s family? "I hope you have a good cognitive attitude. Do you know that if you had done this before, you would have lit sky lanterns and soaked pig cages long ago?"
"Third uncle, you are wrong to say that." Second sister-in-law retorted, "You said it yourself, that was in the past. Women in the past were oppressed by feudal ideas. It is different now. It is the 21st century. Women have long been Just stand up and be the master."
"Okay, okay, I'm getting further and further away. Now I'm asking Azu." Old Dou interrupted the second sister-in-law and said to Azu, "You two. Continue to explain and tell what you have done.”
“We haven’t done anything.” This is what Azu and Yumi said back and forth.
The second guy said angrily: "Let's just live together, just live together in an aboveboard way. Why are you secretly having an affair?" The second guy still insists that the man is unmarried and the girl is unmarried, and he is not afraid of being honest. .
"Grandpa and grandma, let me see, hurry up and help them get married." The second sister-in-law suggested.
"I object." Azu quickly raised his hand.
"Azu, do you want to deny it?" Sachiko glared at Azu.
"I object too." Yumi also raised her hand.
Sachiko was so angry that she ran over and wanted to slap Yumi, "What do you mean? I'm helping you? Do you really want to get pregnant before getting married?" Sachiko nodded at Yumi. little brain.
"Cousin, I really have nothing to do with Brother Azu." Yumi was on the verge of crying. Nothing she could say was of any use.
"Do you think things will definitely happen if you live together? Will things like what you imagine happen?" Azu defended, "You are really vulgar, and you judge the heart of a gentleman with a villain's heart."
"Actually, I live with brother Azu, but that doesn't mean we are in that kind of relationship. We are just friends, not lovers. Do you think living together without marriage is fashionable? That is outdated. What is popular now is sexless cohabitation." Yumi also explained.
After hearing this, Kang Qirui said quietly from the side: "A sexless marriage is not a marriage, right?" Everyone who was a little shaken at first also woke up and continued to stare at Azu Yumi and the two.
"Brother Rui, can I call you brother? Can you please stop messing with me? You know we don't mean that." Azu's head is getting big. If Kang Qirui decides that he and Yumi have an affair, Relationship, other people really trust Kang Qirui.
Kang Qirui stopped teasing Azu. He nodded and said: "I am just correcting your rhetoric. Living together without sex means that you are in a cohabitation relationship. That is a state of love. I I know what you are trying to say. I think the word shared is more accurate.”
Azu and Yumi both nodded fiercely, "Yes, we just share a house. Brother Rui is right, we just share a house. We are innocent and have never done anything."
"Then Not even shared housing." Sachiko breathed a sigh of relief, but she still insisted: "You haven't done anything yet? Then let's move in separately."
< br>Yumi didn't want to come back. It was so free to live outside. She looked at Kang Qirui for help, "Brother Ari, please help me talk to my cousin."
"Uh"
Kang Qirui has no better way, after all, the matter between Azu and Yumei is really explosive. He knew that more than ten years later, in first-tier cities, this type of flat sharing with the opposite sex would be very common. Everyone was forced to share flats with strangers of the opposite sex for work and livelihood. But if given a choice, Kang Qirui believes that they would also prefer same-sex housing.
And Azu and Yumi were not the strangers of the opposite sex who lived together in later generations. They are acquaintances and opposite-sex people living together. A man has a girlfriend, but instead of sharing the apartment with his girlfriend, he chooses to share the apartment with another woman he knows well. The two of them cook and go out together every day. In this situation, let alone 2001 now, even in 2024, it will be very explosive.
(End of this chapter)