Chapter 112 Pufferfish
“Brother Niu, are you going to eat tomorrow?”
After Brother Niu complained to everyone for a long time about Lao Dou taking him to dinner today, Ayao said asked. "I have to eat, but I don't want this guide anymore." Brother Niu pointed inside, implying that he didn't want to go out with Lao Dou.
"How can that be done? If you don't use a guide, you will be like a blind fly stumbling here and there, unable to get anything good to eat." Azu obviously meant something in his words, so he just said that he would be the guide. He knew Lao Dou's temper very well and knew that Brother Niu would definitely be tortured by Lao Dou, so he had already asked for leave, which meant that Brother Niu had a problem with Lao Dou.
“Then you say, what should I do?” Brother Niu is also a smart man. He heard Azu’s hint and also hinted that Azu would give him an idea on how to reject the old man so that everyone would be fine. Stepping down.
Of course, this was not a problem for Azu. He gave Brother Niu an idea to go to Sanshui to eat grass worms. Lao Dou was most afraid of these things. When Brother Niu went to talk to Lao Dou, Lao Dou immediately said he wouldn't go.
The next day, Azu took Brother Niu out and ate all day and all night, and did not come back until the morning of the third day. I heard Brother Niu come back and say that he would eat salty snacks in the morning and sweet desserts in the afternoon, hot pot at noon and cold cuts in the evening. After eating the light food, he would eat spicy food. In the middle of the night, he would go to Panyu to eat pig offal. Brother Niu was too drunk, and Azu was too drunk. Seeing Azu like this, Ayao didn't dare to go out to eat with Brother Niu, so in the end he had to let his second brother take Brother Niu out every day.
The second guy is a good eater. He took Brother Niu to eat dragon lice, grass worms, crocodiles, and other rare and exotic flavors. Brother Niu was so satisfied. The happy brother Niu took the initiative to take the second brother to an abalone feast. The second brother came back from the meal and showed off how delicious the abalone was in front of the whole family, which completely fascinated Yumi.
"Brother A Niu, let's enjoy the cool here." Yumei found Brother Niu who was enjoying the cool in the patio garden and said, "I'm quite free during this period. How about I take you to eat something new?" "Yumi looked at Erlao, who was eating and drinking deliciously every day, and she also wanted to have a meal.
But Brother Niu didn't buy it, "You? What do you, a girl, know about movies?" Brother Niu just felt that Yumei was young and not a native of Guangfu, so how could she know about delicious Guangfu food? What a good thing.
Yumei was secretly angry after being rejected. After thinking about it, she encouraged Brother Niu to eat pufferfish, saying that the food the second brother took him to eat was not that good. The most delicious delicacy in the world was pufferfish. Brother Niu couldn't hold back after hearing her words. He turned around and asked the second brother to take him to eat puffer fish tomorrow.
"Eat puffer fish? It's highly poisonous. Are you going to die?" The second guy looked at Brother Niu and said anxiously. There is a kind of tetrodotoxin in puffer fish, which is 1,000 times more toxic than sodium cyanide. 0.5 mg is enough to cause death. Therefore, our country has always implemented a strict ban on puffer fish, and it was not until 2016 that the ban on the artificially cultured "red-fin pufferfish" and "obscure pufferfish" was conditionally lifted.
"Second brother, you are really cowardly. People say that you Guangfu people love money as much as your life. I think you love your life as much as money." Seeing that the second brother was unwilling to take him to eat, Niu The elder brother laughed at the second elder brother and planned to provoke him. But the second brother was not fooled. He still advised earnestly: "People should cherish life. That stuff is really poisonous and can kill people. You can't eat it."
Brother Niu poses He waved his hands and said nonchalantly: "If you don't take me, I'll go by myself tomorrow." After saying that, he went back to the room. The second brother was so anxious that he summoned several brothers to his room for a meeting. He told everyone what had happened. , Ayao immediately said: "He lives in our house, we are responsible for his personal safety. If something happens to him, we will not be able to get away from it."
"Then you guys What should I do?" Boss Guang asked anxiously. This brother Niu is a relative of Xianglan, that is, his relative.
"I have an idea." As soon as Kang Qirui opened his mouth, the brothers looked at him and said, "Brother Niu has never heard of puffer fish, so let's give him a random fish and tell him that this is puffer fish. He will also I don’t know.”
The second guy clapped his hands excitedly, “Yes, that’s a good idea. In this way, we not only have to lie to him that he is a puffer fish, but also to let him know how serious the consequences are. . ”
The brothers discussed the details for a while, and after finalizing everything, the meeting ended. The next day, the boss just bought a fish and came back as planned, and asked his elder sister-in-law and his second sister-in-law to cut it into pieces and steam it. The second brother left Brother Niu at home. "What are we going to eat at home? Can't we just go to a restaurant?" Brother Niu complained after hearing that there was puffer fish to eat.
"Brother Aniu, do you know that there is no pufferfish in the restaurant now, and we are afraid that the pufferfish will kill people if they eat it." The second guy found an excuse to prevaricate Brother Niu. "Why pay for your life? It's such a big deal." Brother Niu still looked indifferent, "I ate today, and I don't want anyone to pay for my life, so why pay for my life?"
"You don't want to pay for it. "Your son is looking for it." The second sister-in-law said with a smile, you will die if you eat it. You must not look for it.
At this time, Ayao took out a pen and paper and handed it to Brother Niu according to the plan, and said: "Brother Niu, in order that our Kang family will not bear this criminal responsibility in the future, please sign this suicide note. I won't bother you to write it yourself." , we have already written it, you just need to sign it.”
Brother Niu took a look at the pen and paper handed over by A Yao, “Is this even written? Let me see if it’s true. "Ah?" "Sign it, what's wrong? Are you afraid of death?" This time it's Brother Niu's turn to challenge him, "Don't sign it if you're afraid of death." "Afraid of death?" Brother Niu began to speak harshly, "The ancients said that birds died for food, and even small birds died for food. Is it possible that a majestic five-foot man is not as good as a bird? Really, just sign, what are you afraid of? ?" Brother Niu took the pen and signed his name.
After Brother Niu signed the name, Pandan brought out a plate of "puffer fish". Brother Niu was immediately excited, "Is this puffer fish? I smell it, it's more delicious than abalone. Pandan, you can make it Did you try a piece secretly? ”
Xianglan quickly waved her hands and said, "I don't dare."
"Look at this courage." Brother Niu smiled at Xianglan and started to greet everyone, "You guys use your chopsticks and eat quickly." Everyone leaned back and waved their hands to indicate no need.
"People say why you people from Guangfu are here?" Brother Niu thought for a moment and then said: "You are the one who eats everything except planes flying in the sky and tanks running on the ground. Why? You didn’t even eat the fish? You’re really bragging.”
Brother Niu sat down and stretched out his chopsticks. “Hey,” everyone stopped him, “Brother Niu, do you want to give it to your son first?” Make a call." Boss Guang has already taught Xianglan how to say it. "Why are you calling him? Why are you trying to scare him?" Brother Niu was about to put down his chopsticks again, but was stopped by everyone again.
"Brother Niu, how will your property be distributed after you leave?" The second brother continued to scare Brother Niu. "How my property is distributed is none of other people's business." Brother Niu was also very direct. Regardless of everyone's obstruction, he quickly picked up a piece of fish with his chopsticks and ate it.
Everyone started to act as planned, and everyone started to cry, "Brother Aniu, Brother Aniu." Brother Niu was a little confused when he saw everyone's looks, and his originally unafraid attitude became a little bit better. Change.
"Brother Niu, is it delicious?" Kang Qirui asked tentatively, wanting to see if Brother Niu could taste it and it was not puffer fish. "I ate it too fast, I don't know what it tastes like." Brother Niu replied in a daze.
"Brother A Niu, you really risked your life to eat this poisonous fish, but you can't taste any taste. Then doesn't it mean that you died unjustly?" The second brother continued to act as a scarer. The character of Brother Niu said, "Brother A Niu, if you eat one piece, you will die, if you eat two pieces, you will die, eat!" The second guy gave Brother Niu another piece of fish.
"Tell me the truth, is this fish really poisonous?" Brother Niu started to panic, and everyone looked at Kang Qirui, asking the most educated man in the family to answer Brother Niu, "There is something in the puffer fish. Tetrodotoxin is a powerful neurotoxin that can quickly paralyze the human nervous system in as little as 10 minutes or as long as 6 hours. There is currently no specific antidote for tetrodotoxin."
Cow. Brother was completely shocked and his body was shaking a little. He said in a panic: "Why didn't you stop me earlier when it was poisonous? Fifth brother, how poisonous is the poison you just mentioned?"
"Scientifically speaking, 0.5 milligrams can cause death. The piece of fish you just ate is about 10 grams." Faced with Kang Qirui's answer, Brother Niu was really panicked and began to gasp for air. He obviously began to stiffen, and he touched his left arm with his right hand randomly, "Where's the pulse? My pulse is gone, and my tongue is not working well. Please call me an ambulance."
As he said She was about to cry as she said, "Call my son again and ask him to come and see me for the last time." After that, he lay down on the table. Seeing him like this, Xianglan couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing, "Brother A Niu, don't be so panicked, we are just teasing you."
Brother Niu didn't believe it at all, "This is all When is it? Are you still teasing me? Are you too cruel? Please call me an ambulance quickly." Brother Niu broke his guard and started crying, "I won't beg you anymore. I'll go to the hospital by myself." After saying that, he stood up and the psychological reaction was so great that he couldn't move his legs. "My legs can't move anymore. I'm going to die. I can't survive."
Everyone. He started laughing wildly and burst out laughing. Brother Niu is so proud when he eats. I started to feel scared after eating. This must have too many psychological effects. "Now Allah finally knows what it means to be scary and scary to death."
(End of this chapter)