Chapter 126 Benign
“That’s it, that’s it, the eulogy is ready.”
The next night, everyone in the Kang family was summoned to the patio garden by Amon. He took out two Zhang Manuscript said. This is the result of him thinking about it for a whole day, and he just wants everyone to make the final corrections.
"A Niu, formerly known as Huang Tieniu, also known as Huang buffalo, also known as Shi Niu. Born in 1958 AD, he devoted his life to the cause of gourmet food, eating grass and milking, and he also "Amon He started to read, "Wait, that's not right." Brother Niu interrupted directly, "I have never eaten grass, and I have never milked a cow. I am a bull, and I have devoted my life to food. You are too general, please be more detailed."
"You should write: He has devoted his life to food, from palace meals to street food, from all over the world to the universe, Mr. Tieniu would rather eat. You will never let go of your mistakes, and you will truly be able to eat them all over the world." Azu stood up and gave Amon advice. Amon took notes while listening, and couldn't help but feel like a god, and thought it was so good.
But Brother Niu disagreed again, "You don't like to hear it, as if I am a lion and a tiger, eating everything? No, no, no." Brother Niu's words made everyone laugh, and the boss also felt bad, he said : "So are you. I blew the water up to the sky. When has anyone ever eaten it in space?"
"Who says I haven't eaten it? I've eaten all the cabbage in space. "Brother Niu once again expressed his objection to what Big Brother Guang said. "Brother Niu, to be precise, they are vegetables grown from seeds brought down from space." Azu corrected Brother Niu. This sentence successfully diverted Yumi's thinking, "Vegetables brought from space? Do they taste good?"
"Don't make things more confusing, let him continue talking." Sachiko scolded Yumi, But she thought about it and said to Ayao: "Husband, why don't you write it? You are the one who writes articles in the office." The two of them also agreed with Sachiko's suggestion, "That's right, Amon. If you can’t plant yellow and green talents, you should write it with A Yao.”
The reason why they didn’t let Kang Qirui write it was because they were afraid that Kang Qirui would be unhappy and that he would not want to write it, which would cause embarrassment. , and Ah Yao is not afraid anymore. With Ah Yao’s character, he will not refuse even if he doesn’t want to write about it. As expected, A Yao thought for a while and said: "How about changing it to this? Comrade Tieniu has paid attention to the development of food industry all his life, worked hard for food all his life, and died with dedication."
Brother Niu was excited when he said this. He stood up, waved his hands and said: "That's it, Amon, you go and do it quickly. Just do what brother Ayao said." Amon naturally didn't care, he nodded and said: "Then the eulogy is That’s settled, but there’s one more thing you need to cooperate with.”
"What's going on?" Brother Niu asked.
"Pick a photo and enlarge it for me. I'll use it as a big picture." Amon replied.
"Big avatar? What are you doing?" Brother Niu asked.
"Put it in the hall so that everyone can admire it." Amon said matter-of-factly. "Hey, why bother? I'm still alive. Just let them pay homage to me." I have to say that Brother Niu is a thoughtful person.
On the day of December 5th, everything was ready. Brother Niu’s farewell ceremony was held in the living room of the Kang family. There was a big banner hanging in the living room, which read Huang Tieniu’s lifetime For the farewell ceremony, Brother Niu also rarely wore a formal dress.
"It's great. There is no sadness in this ceremony." Brother Niu looked at the surrounding decorations and thought it was very good. He praised Amon. Amon responded with a smile: "It's time to start." Brother Niu nodded.
"Okay, now the farewell ceremony before death has officially begun." Amon announced loudly.
"Okay." Tianxiu thought it was some interesting activity and started to applaud. This shows that this ceremony is really not sad at all. The second sister-in-law quickly held down his palm to prevent him from letting go. He moved.
"Don't be like this, everyone applaud. If you don't make a sound in this situation, I'll be heartbroken." Brother Niu thought it was good to applaud, so he asked Amon. Of course Amon had no problem, so he motioned for everyone to start clapping, "Bah bang bang." While everyone was still applauding, Brother Niu's phone rang. He picked it up and answered, "Is it you? Brother. Me? I didn't What are you doing, everyone is holding a farewell ceremony for me?" He looked at his phone and asked everyone, "Why are you still hanging up?"
"You must have died. You are saying goodbye to yourself. It would be strange if others don't say goodbye to you." The second guy said with a smile. Brother Niu didn't care. He motioned for Amon to continue.
"Okay, the farewell chorus begins now." Amon handed a baton to Brother Niu, and Brother Niu took the baton and began to conduct, "Sending you to the outside of the small town, there is a saying I have to explain." Yumi Koran Sachiko and the second sister-in-law began to sing together. Zhu Wanling did not participate in the farewell ceremony. Mrs. Zhu felt that she was about to give birth and was not suitable for such a scene, so she came over early to take her to the Zhu family. .
"Ah, bye, Brother Niu, ah, bye, Brother Niu, ah, bye, Brother Niu, bye." Soon it was the turn of Mr. Kang Qirui, Ayao and Azu to sing, and Brother Niu was quite happy at first. , I felt uncomfortable after listening to it, and stopped everyone, "You know I am a gourmet, and this song has nothing to do with food." Brother Niu thought that his life would be related to food.
"But you haven't rehearsed yet?" The second sister-in-law became worried, and the second brother waved his hand, "What kind of rehearsal is it? It's up to me." After saying that, he got up and went inside to get a guitar. Come out, "Brother Niu, you are hungry, steamed chicken, lettuce and meat porridge with juice, stuffed pig tail with peanuts, stir-fried pork liver with cabbage, crispy goose, braised eel, tender and sweet cabbage heart" As expected of the second brother, you like it The song was sorted out.
"Buy glutinous rice balls to buy glutinous rice balls. The second brother's glutinous rice balls are round, and a bowl of glutinous rice balls costs thirty cents." Azu Ayao continued to sing, and then Xianglan and the others also sang a food song. "Everyone sang like this, and my stomach growled. I'm hungry." Brother Niu got hungry after listening to the song, but Amon immediately announced that the farewell dinner would start early.
After arriving at the dining room, I saw a table of white food. "What is this? Steamed tofu, fried dried tofu, stuffed tofu, Dongjiang tofu, tofu soup?" The second guy asked in surprise, is this a full tofu meal?
“This is the tofu dinner I specially prepared for Brother Niu.” Amon said proudly. "Yes, Brother Niu, I have been making these dishes for a long time. I have made all the dishes that can be made with tofu." Panlan nodded and said.
“Aren’t you deliberately trying to make it difficult for me? My old cow is going to die, so you let me eat tofu.” Brother Niu had no appetite for these dishes, “This way, second sister-in-law "Use the money to buy something good, whatever you have, and you won't be able to come back until you spend it." Brother Niu took out a sum of money and handed it to the second sister-in-law. The pile of money seemed to be two thousand. about.
“Take all these away.” The second guy also had no appetite for tofu.
"By the way, where are Aunt Kang Bokang and the others?" Brother Niu then realized that two people were missing. "Oh, they are out. They will be back in a moment." Kang Qirui said. In fact, Mrs. Dou and the others went to the hospital and were waiting for Brother Niu's examination report. Zhu Wanling had already established a good relationship and got Brother Niu immediately.
"Brother Niu, you're okay, you're okay." When Cao Cao arrived, Old Dou's mother walked in from outside. "Of course I'm not dead, I'm not dead yet." Brother Niu misheard the Cantonese word "not dead".
“We made a special trip to the hospital today to wait for this test report. Wanling called us yesterday to ask, and it will definitely come out today. We waited until now to get it, and it said that the tumor was It's benign." Mom took out the test sheet and handed it to Brother Niu.
"Benign?" Brother Niu took the checklist in Mom's hand and read it, "I don't have to die this time?"
"Congratulations, Brother Niu, "You must be lucky if you survive the disaster," Kang Qirui said with a smile. Others also sent their blessings. Only Amon asked doubtfully: "Then should we still hold this farewell ceremony?"
< br>"I'm sure I won't do it anymore. Just keep eating, and my second sister-in-law will go shopping again, hahaha." Brother Niu was also very happy. This time he really saved his life from the gate of hell.
(End of this chapter)