Chapter 157 Riddle
A Yao and the doctor had a quarrel because of their different views on whether referees are better, machines or people. A Yao firmly believed that human referees are in line with the development laws of football, and finally broke up with the doctor on bad terms. , and left without even looking at the illness. Kang Qirui couldn't hold her back, so Lao Dou had no choice but to apologize to the doctor and follow Kang Qirui to the parking lot. When they went out, the doctor was still shouting from behind that the recurrence should occur every four years. If so, it would be difficult for him.
After a few people went home, Ayao went back to his room with an angry look on his face. Kang Qirui ignored him, washed his hands and went back to the room to play with his daughter. After Kang Siqi was born, besides going to work, he , basically surrounding Zhu Wanling and Kang Siqi. Zhu Shinai can no longer compete with him now. As long as he is at home, Kang Siqi will definitely dig into him.
On June 25, after dinner, Azu took the remote control to change the channel. He changed it again and again but could not find the sports station. He asked in confusion: "Second Brother, where did our sports station go? The semi-finals will start in a few minutes." He sat up straight and said, "Huh? Is there no signal? Adjust it."
Azu looked at the second guy like he was a fool, and said speechlessly: "How could it be a signal problem? All the cable stations are gone. It must be that the service was stopped without paying."
The second guy He looked back at a fool and said loudly: "Do you have any brains? Cable TV stations are paid annually. What month is it now? Why are you in arrears?"
"You guys Have you seen the sports newspaper?" Ayao had just ignored the quarrel between the second brother and Azu, and had been looking for newspapers everywhere. He discovered that the sports section of the newspaper was missing.
“No.” Kang Qirui shook his head.
Azu thought for a while and said: "I know, it must be Lao Dou who knows that Asan has the sequelae of the World Cup, so he is not allowed to read anything related to sports."
"Oh, that's it, Shaozi, you are such a piece of rat shit." The second guy pointed at A Yao and blamed him: "It's okay if you are sick yourself. It's okay if you are sick yourself. You still hurt us." Look."
A Yao spread his hands, "You can't blame me, but blame the referee. If he could make a fair decision, I wouldn't have done that that day, and Lao Dou wouldn't. He will take me to see a doctor." He was afraid of causing public anger and quickly dismissed the blame.
"I know what's going on." The second guy looked at it carefully, then ran behind the TV, pulled out the antenna, and said angrily: "Look, Lao Dou cut off the antenna. "
"Isn't it? How can Lao Dou do this? He doesn't let me watch sports, while others have to watch TV series." A Yao felt that Lao Dou's one-size-fits-all approach was indeed a bit cruel.
"It's okay, I have a way." Azu's antenna can be connected even if there is no connector. He took the antenna and directly bit off the outer glue with his mouth. This operation stunned Kang Qirui. .
After Azu plugged in, "Okay, there's a signal." The two guys shouted excitedly, and Azu let go and planned to sit back and watch, but when he let go, there was no signal again. "Don't move, why are you back? Get connected soon."
"Isn't it? Are you doing this to me?" Azu's face turned bitter. He had been asked to be the antenna to receive the signal before, and now he was here again. Kang Qirui shook his head and said: "We brothers haven't had a drink together for a long time. Come on, I'll invite you to go outside to drink and watch football."
Azu was the first to nod in agreement. You can watch football and drink, but the key is that you don’t have to be a human antenna. The second brother and A Yao followed closely behind, and the second brother did not forget to call the big brother Guang. After going out, Azu found that everyone had walked to the corner of the street. Kang Qirui still had no intention of driving, so he asked: "Arui, why don't you drive?"
"You don't want to go with me?" Do you want to drink?" Kang Qirui was speechless.
Azu also reacted and said awkwardly: "Haha, I'm too excited."
That night, the Korean team was finally eliminated. The German team eliminated the Korean team, which was hated by the fans, 1-0. The atmosphere in the bar suddenly became exciting. In this exciting atmosphere, the five brothers of the Kang family all drank too much and did not return to Kang until about four o'clock in the middle of the night. Home, Lao Dou's face turned dark when he opened the door.
It was already past three o'clock in the afternoon when Kang Qirui got up. "You're up, do you have a headache?" Zhu Wanling frowned when she saw Kang Qirui woke up and said, "You really are too. , just drink at the bar and don’t come back until the morning. Just wait and see how the master will deal with you tonight.”
Kang Qirui doesn’t care about this at all. After yesterday’s game, the only thing left is the last one. Three games had passed, and the results of all the previous games were exactly the same as in the previous life. Although there were several games with the same outcome but different scores, he didn't feel that the results had changed, but that he had remembered it wrong. And now there are only three games left. No matter what the result is, he has already guaranteed to make crazy money, and all of them were bought at sports betting shops, which is completely legal income.
Sure enough, during dinner, Lao Dou said that he would have a meeting after dinner and stopped talking, but his face was really dark. Everyone did not dare to neglect, finished dinner quickly, and held the first collective meeting of the Kang family in 2002 in the living room. Lao Dou gave a speech: "Now our family is suffering from the sequelae of the World Cup. Some people, I will not name them, are extremely poisoned. In view of the situation at home, I am ready to rescue you in this football fan town."
"Old Dou, it's prime time now, the kickoff is about to begin." Ayao went out as soon as he got up today and bought an antenna connector and came back to fix the antenna. Originally, Dou I wanted to cut it, but my second sister-in-law stopped me because she still wanted to watch a TV series.
"No, I can't watch it tonight. I'm going to do a family entertainment activity to spice things up." As he spoke, Lao Dou pointed at Xianglan and continued: "Sister-in-law, let's start."
Xianglan stood up He got up and said slightly nervously: "I followed Dad's request and gave you a riddle to guess." Everyone immediately became excited, arguing that they didn't want to participate, and Lao Dou was so angry that he slammed the table, "So many opinions? If you are asked to participate, then you will participate. Sister-in-law, continue."
"Listen up, everyone: there is a line in the middle that can be rotated freely." .
A Yao said impatiently: "Football."
Xianglan shook his head, "No, it's not football, it's the earth."
Ayao was not convinced now. He, a dignified college student, was actually stumped by Xianglan, a junior high school student? He gestured to the shape of a football and said: "They are all round, with the upper half and the lower half."
"But there is no line in the middle." Xianglan replied.
"Hey, hey, stop arguing. I thought of a fun place, a hemp house, a red tent, and a fat white man sleeping in it. Get some food." Xingzi stopped Ayao and Xianglan from arguing and hurried out. Asked a new question to divert attention.
Azu frowned and said doubtfully: "No way? Fat Bai is a character, not food." The second brother also agreed: "That's right, it's Schlapner." Schlapner, once head coach of the national football team.
"Oh, why haven't you guessed after all the talk? Forget it, let me tell you, the answer is peanuts." Sachiko felt bored and directly announced the answer.
Lao Dou waved his hand and continued to preside over the meeting: "Second sister-in-law, you come one."
"Sit in the middle of the stage with a heavy burden on your shoulders, treat people with a sense of justice, and don't do things that are partial to others. Everyone praises you It's fair." The second sister-in-law took out a riddle book and started reading.
Everyone scratched their heads, wondering what the answer was. Kang Qirui didn't care at all. He was holding Kang Siqi and teasing her. And A Yao said nervously: "I only know that there are many unfair things in the world."
"Okay, okay, since we don't want to play riddles, then we will play the second program, right? Couplet. I will write the first couplet, and you will write the second couplet." Old Dou waved his hand and decided to take action himself, "Listen, everyone, the north and south of Nantong Prefecture are Tongzhou."
It was Ah Yao again, who immediately said: "I have it, you dive, I dive, you and I both dive."
Azu also had an idea, "True black whistle, fake black whistle, real and fake are both black whistle. "
Big Brother Guang, who had not spoken during the whole process, quietly asked A Yao to teach him. After A Yao said it in his ear, Big Brother Guang said excitedly: "Abba, I can do League A and B." League AB is both league.”
Lao Dou slapped the table for the second time tonight, “How many times have I told you, do we have to talk about football?”
At this time Kang Qirui also began to persuade Lao Dou, "Old Dou, it's just football, it's nothing, why make such a fuss. Playing football can also exercise your body, it's not better than those weird hobbies Much more. And the World Cup only happens once every four years, so it’s okay for them to have fun, right? After the World Cup is over, we will return to normal.”
My mother also advised: "Forget it, uncle, it's not a bad thing. Rui is right, football is still a sport after all, and it's good to exercise."
In fact, this World Cup is held in Asia, which is good for fans. If you are in Europe, you have to get up in the middle of the night to watch the game. That is the real sequelae of the World Cup. In the middle of the night, you happily sat in front of the TV. The game started. After a burst of cheers and shouts, you took a closer look and saw that it was already five or six in the morning. The alarm clock rings as scheduled. You press it. If you wake up tired, can you still attend this class well?
Watching the football game, your day and night are reversed, your life routine is chaotic, your work is listless and out of balance.
But this year, it is right next door. Take Kang Qirui as an example. He comes back from get off work and has a meal just as the game starts. After watching the game, he takes a shower at ten o'clock. He can still maintain the good habit of going to bed early and getting up early to stay healthy. Therefore, he believes that the harm to fans from the sequelae of this World Cup is very low, and there is no need for Lao Dou to make a fuss. What if it’s something that happens once every four years and makes everyone happy? This is why he invited everyone out to drink and watch the game yesterday.
It only comes once every four years. I can’t bear to wait four years. What a pity it would be.
(End of this chapter)