Chapter 184 The truth is revealed
“By the way, Ah Chan, I suddenly remembered something and I want to say sorry to you, you know? It was in the sixth year of Tianxiang”
The second brother suddenly played the ball while sleeping at night, woke up the second sister-in-law who was sleeping, and said with a look of remorse. The second sister-in-law was extremely sleepy. She waved her hands and said: "Okay, okay, I understand. Go to sleep now. If you wake Siyu later, no one will want to sleep."
"No, This matter is very important." The second brother insisted and continued: "That year"
"Oh, you are so annoying." The second sister-in-law also became angry: "I've said it many times. If you don't bother others, it will bother others."
"You all find me annoying and refuse to forgive me." The second brother felt aggrieved and almost cried.
Before he cried, Siyu cried first.
The second sister-in-law had no choice but to get up, hugged Siyu, and coaxed: "Oh, you were woken up by daddy, right? If you don't cry, don't cry. Come on, let's let daddy hug us. Who makes us Siyu cry? Who will coax her?" After coaxing her for a while, the second sister-in-law saw that the second brother still looked aggrieved and depressed, so she put her daughter into his arms.
The second brother hugged his daughter for a while, but felt that he didn't have the strength to hold her, so he quickly put his daughter on the bed. Fortunately, Siyu still brought him some desire to survive. He said to himself: "No, I have to find a way to make everyone accept me, otherwise you and your boss will be miserable. .”
After that day, the second brother bought a DVD of "ET" and played it at home all day long. Except for Azu, who goes out early and returns home late every day, and Diana, who returns to her parents' home, everyone in the family has watched it more than three times.
"Second Brother, haven't you slept yet?" After waiting for three days, Second Brother finally waited for Azu to come back around 12 o'clock that night. Azu looked surprised as soon as he walked in. He said hello and wanted to go back. room.
The second guy stopped him, "Hey, hey, come over and watch a movie. You are the only one in the whole family who has never seen it."
Azu thought it was some good movie, but he sat on the sofa After watching it, I was speechless and said: "I watched this movie 10 years ago. What's so good about it?"
"No matter how good it is, it's not your opinion, brother?" Except for Azu Besides, Ayao is the busiest. So he was pinned on the sofa by the second brother and had to watch it before going back to sleep. Now someone complained, A Yao complained: "I watch it every night, and tonight is already the second time. When A Zu comes back, you Watch with him, I'm going back to sleep."
A Yao ran away after saying this. This is a dead Taoist friend but a poor Taoist. When the second brother was about to curse, the big brother Guang came out of the room to go to the toilet. The second brother ignored A Yao and pulled the big brother Guang and said: "Big brother, come here, sit down and watch."
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"Isn't it? Are you still watching this movie?" The boss's eyes were hazy, and he felt very sleepy at the sight. He said: "Fortunately, I gave birth to a son. Otherwise, if I watched this movie every day, I would be afraid that I would give birth to an ET in the future. Don't hold me, I have to go to the bathroom." The big brother Guang broke away from the second brother's hand and went to the bathroom. Go.
"You idiot, what does it have to do with your son?" The second brother complained, and came back to pull Azu, as if he was afraid that he would run away, "What do you think?"
"What do you think?" Azu was confused.
The second guy pointed at the TV and said: "ET!"
"I think he is quite cute. This movie was well shot." Azu also hasn't watched a movie for a long time. Now that I look at it, it feels good, so I gave it a thumbs up.
Of course it's good. "ET", which was released in the 1980s, is one of the few science fiction films to be nominated for the Oscar for Best Picture. It also won the Best Picture at the 40th Golden Globe Award.
"Really? I feel the same way." The second guy was happy when he heard it, "You might as well help me promote ET's image to my family. Just wait, I'll call the boss out. "The second guy is so determined that he will slowly shrink like ET.
“You’re crazy, what’s wrong with my second brother?” Azu scratched his head, his mind was running wildly, almost exploding, but he still couldn’t figure it out. He immediately asked for leave the next day, roped in Kang Qirui, who had no classes, and colluded with his boss Guang Ayao to avoid his second brother's perspective and find his second sister-in-law to ask her what happened.
The second sister-in-law was very touched when she saw that everyone cared about the second brother. She choked and said: "Oh, you two have been suspicious every day recently. He always thought that he had some kind of skeletal atrophy and thought that he would shrink in the future. As a child, I actually think his depression is getting worse."
Big Brother Guang: "No wonder, he has been fighting with me to weigh himself every day since he got up."< br>
A Yao: "No wonder he says sorry to everyone he meets. It turns out he thinks he has a terminal illness."
A Zu: "What's even more outrageous is that he wants me to help him promote some ET image."
Kang Qirui clapped his hands and brought the topic back to the topic, "We will talk about these later. The most important thing now is what happened to the second brother? Even if it is depression, there must be a reason? Just the second brother. Personality, how can you suffer from depression unless something big happened?"
Everyone nodded and looked at the second sister-in-law. If something big happened, the second sister-in-law must know. The second sister-in-law carefully recalled and recollected, shook her head and said: "It's nothing. He just went to the hospital for a check-up after he lost weight. You guys wait a minute, I will get those check-ups to show you."
Two My sister-in-law went into the room and brought out a stack of examination sheets and said, "Look, everything has been examined all over his body. The examination fee alone cost several thousand, but he only has depression."
"Is there something wrong that the doctor didn't detect?" Guang Guang guessed.
"How is it possible? Look at these bills, they are all from different hospitals. If one hospital can't find it, every hospital can't find it?" A Yao denied: "And even if you are sick, you are still afraid. What, science is so prosperous now. The second brother must be suspicious, and then scare himself.” Is there anything special?" Azu tried to transform into Formozu.
The second sister-in-law shook her head, really not.
Azu didn't think so. He said with certainty: "In my estimation, he must have made a mistake somewhere. Wait for me to follow him."
Kang Qirui nodded, "Let's do that. Ah Si will follow the second brother, while Ah San and the big brother will be responsible for watching over the second brother at home and don't let him get distracted by stupid things. Second sister-in-law will look for more opportunities." Let the second brother take care of Tianpu Siyu more. The second brother still feels sorry for the two children. At least it is better than him sleeping in bed every day. "Unknowingly, in the past two years, Kang Qirui, the youngest in the family, has gradually grown up. He has become the backbone of the five brothers of the Kang family. He rarely expresses his opinions, but once he decides on something, everyone will directly follow it and never refute it. The current situation of the five brothers of the Kang family is that Kang Qizong is a small matter, and Kang Qirui is a big matter.
This is not only determined by identity and status, but also because Kang Qirui and the second brother are sincerely good to their families, and they are really good at each other when something happens. It can still be done. So everyone believes in him, respects him, and is willing to do what he wants.
A week later, before winter.
Secretly the second sister-in-law found A-Zong and asked, "You have been following A-Zong for a week. Have you discovered anything?"
"No!" Azu shook his head. He could only follow the second brother after get off work and before going to work every day. During this time, the second brother was basically at home and he didn't find anything at all.
He thought for a while and said: "But, it's so cold now that he actually takes a shower twice a day. He takes a shower before I go to work and once when I come back from get off work."
"That counts. What discovery?" Kang Qirui rolled his eyes, "I've discovered it a long time ago. I also told you that the second guy washes not twice a day, but once at noon and once before dinner. "
"Huh?" Azu opened his mouth so much that he could swallow an egg. He realized that it was completely useless.
The boss didn't take it seriously, "Well, what's the point of taking a bath? I also take three baths a day. If I hadn't been able to come back at noon, I would have taken four baths." He He lifted up his clothes to show off his belly, "But I'm not bad either, haha. I wash for half an hour every time and my body is swollen. I don't know why, but it doesn't work no matter what."
"What's useless?" Ayao asked.
“I want to lose weight. I specially bought this slimming soap. Pandan, Achan, Wanling and others all used this slimming soap after giving birth. I think their effect is very good. Could it be that this slimming soap is used to lose weight? Are soaps divided into men and women?" Boss Guang looked confused.
Kang Qirui caught the key word, and an idea flashed in his mind, and he said: "Reducing soap? I remember that the second guy only had soap and no shower gel. Could he have used the big brother's reducing soap? ?"
After hearing this, Azu immediately got up and ran to the bathroom to take out two soap boxes and asked: "Boss, which one did you use?"
"Blue The one with the pink soap,” said the boss.
"Big brother, do you have any new ones that haven't been unpacked? If so, take one out." Kang Qirui heard the sound coming from the second brother's room, so he just explained to the big brother and followed everyone to the second brother's room. Look what happened.
When the second brother saw everyone walking into the room, he cried and said: "Ah Chan, I finally wear Tianxiu's clothes together, your husband has really become a human being."
< br>The second sister-in-law also cried, "This dress was worn by Tianxiu when he was in the first grade, and it doesn't fit him now."
"In the first grade?" The second sister-in-law was even more desperate.
Lao Dou's mother heard the sound and ran over. The second brother subconsciously hugged her and cried: "Mom, you little boy, I am going to become a mummy."
"Okay, okay, don't cry. Second brother, please calm down, Azu." Kang Qirui stabilized the second brother and called Azu over. Azu squeezed through the crowd with two boxes of soap and got in. "Come on, come on, second brother, look at which one you use?"
"Hello? What time is it now? You two are still playing a quiz game with me," the second guy said sadly.
Seeing that he was still in the mood to talk about other things at this time, Azu said anxiously: "It's not a question and answer prize, but if you answer it correctly, your illness will be cured immediately."
Kang Qirui was also anxious, "Second brother, please be serious, this is business. Which piece is it?"
"The pink soap in the red box." The second brother replied.
"Boss, boss" Kang Qirui shouted anxiously when he saw that the boss hadn't come back yet. Only then did Boss Guang come over slowly with a brand new box of slimming soap. Kang Qirui opened it and took it. To the second guy, "Look at this again."
The second guy took it over and smelled it, nodded and said: "Yes, this is this, how come the big brother uses the same one as me."
Kang Qirui didn't answer him, but asked the second sister-in-law to take out a brand new whitening soap that he had bought for the second brother before. He also opened it and handed it to the big brother Guang. The big brother Guang recognized it as soon as he asked. Used every day.
“Things are clear, the big brother used the second brother’s whitening soap, and the second brother used the big brother’s slimming soap. So the big brother’s belly became whiter and whiter, and the second brother’s belly became whiter and whiter. Thin." Azu, this Holmes, concluded.
"But how can I explain that I can wear Tianxiu's clothes? The effect of reducing soap is not so strong, right?" The second guy didn't believe it immediately, but felt that everyone was lying to him.
Kang Qirui asked the second brother to stand up straight, and then said: "Look at you, does it fit you?"
The second brother was wearing Tianxiu's school uniform, but his trousers had become five points. The pants can only be said to fit, but they certainly cannot be considered to fit. "Tianxiu is too fat, and you are too thin. You can't wear it. But the length of this dress is obviously wrong. You are just suspicious. You used to eat five meals a day and you were already thin. During this time, you eat just one day." If you lose weight after just one meal, you will lose weight by starving yourself." Kang Qirui said angrily.
"You can't blame me." The second brother was relieved, his face immediately improved, and he became tougher when he spoke: "I'm careful about my wife, what will they do if something happens to me? I can Can you not be depressed if you don’t worry? ”
(End of this chapter)