Chapter 210 Schrödinger’s Age
“Old Dou, you are amazing.”
As soon as Old Dou and the second brother got home, they couldn’t wait to show everyone the certificate issued by the village chief. Seeing that Old Dou and the second brother were having fun, Kang Qirui started to mock and said: "Look at it this way, Old Dou will give birth to the eldest son at the age of fifteen, second sister-in-law, look at it this way, how many more years will it take for you to have a son?" Then you can have children, and you can be a grandma.”
“Are you looking for death?” Lao Dou said angrily.
The second sister-in-law also turned to look at Kang Qirui and said loudly: "Don't say this in front of my son, it will teach him bad things."
"Why should you, my boy, need someone else to teach you? Our family has a legacy of precocious puberty." Kang Qirui said with a smile.
The second brother showed a smile and said: "It's an exaggeration, but there's no other way. People have to be under sixty years old, so they can only change it to 1945."
< br>Lao Dou was very happy at first, but he was angered by Kang Qirui's words. Without saying a word, he took back the certificate and handed it to the second brother. The second brother asked doubtfully: "What are you doing for me?"
"What do you think? It's your idea. Take it to the police station and give it to me." Change your household registration book," Lao Dou said.
The second guy was about to nod when he suddenly came to his senses and said in surprise: "Old Dou, it's okay if I help you buy a fake household registration. You asked me to change the household registration at the police station. Do you think I am the director of the police station?"
Old Dou said firmly: "What are you afraid of? There is a certificate from the village committee and an official seal. What else are you afraid of? You can go and sort it out for me tomorrow." Old Dou didn't even have to think about it to know that the second guy didn't dare to go.
The second guy hesitated for two seconds and said, "Okay, I'll take care of it for him. But it's not me, it's him!" The second guy stood up with the certificate and walked to A Yao and handed it to him.
Ayao waved his hand and said seriously: "Don't do it to me. I will definitely not do such illegal things. And I have to work overtime tomorrow, so don't do it to me!"
< br>"Are you afraid of breaking the law?" The second guy changed the target and forced the proof to the big brother Guang, "Are you not afraid of breaking the law?"
"Me?" The big brother Guang was stunned. After a while, he said: "Okay, I can go. But you know I have an old appearance. When people look at me, they will say that I am at least fifty years old. Are you not afraid of people saying, 'You are eight years old?'" Just give birth to you? 'Is that so? ”
Kang Qirui and A Yao laughed at the same time when they heard the big brother Guang's words. The second brother had no choice but to go alone. He now regretted why he gave Lao Dou this idea in the first place. If he was found out, he wouldn't be able to escape his involvement.
Fortunately, all this happened without incident. With the certificate and official seal of the village committee, the second brother successfully changed Lao Dou’s age at the police station. After Lao Dou got his fresh household registration book, he immediately went to the company where he had applied before. "Hello, Miss, I'm applying for the position of Financial Director." He said to the female employee at the front desk.
“Applying for the position of Financial Director? Have you been invited for an interview?” asked the front desk.
Lao Dou "coughed" and did not answer the question. Instead, he said to himself: "When I came to apply for the position of financial director the day before yesterday, I made a mistake in my household registration book. I am a chicken, not a rooster. Damn it. So yesterday I went to the countryside and wrote a certificate to change my household registration book.”
“So what does it mean?” The front desk didn’t understand.
"It's like this. After I changed my household registration book, I am now 58 years old but not 60 years old. I can still work, so I will apply for the job again." Lao Dou explained.
The front desk frowned when he heard this and said, "Can it still be changed like this? But it doesn't matter. Do you have an invitation letter for the interview?"
"Yes, I didn't invite it. Letter, but I have been an accountant all my life, and everyone calls me the God of Wealth, Kang." Lao Dou said.
The front desk shrugged and replied succinctly: "I can't let you in without an invitation letter. If you have nothing else to do, please come back."
Lao Dou also wanted to do something for you. When he was fighting for it, he saw the manager he had met before walking towards the front desk, and he quickly greeted him, "Manager, do you remember me? I'm here to apply for the position of financial director."
The manager did not answer Lao Dou immediately, but handed the documents in his hand to the front desk for her to mail. After explaining the good things, he turned around and said to Lao Dou: "Uncle, I remember you. How could I forget that you are still applying for a job at the age of sixty-eight?" He started laughing as he said that.
"The manager is like this. Look at my new household registration book. My age has been changed to fifty-eight. I can still work before I reach sixty." Lao Dou handed over the household registration book. He handed it to the manager, who glanced at it but didn't pick it up. "What do you mean?" He looked confused.
“You don’t want me if you are over sixty, so you can have me if I’m not even sixty yet. Don’t worry, manager, I’ve been an accountant all my life, so my abilities are absolutely fine. "Lao Dou tried his best to sell himself.
The manager was stunned for a long time before he said seriously: "I'm sorry, old gentleman. In addition to ability, character is also very important for the position of financial director. If nothing else, you can change your age at will. Regarding the account book, who can guarantee that you will not change our company’s account book at will next time? I can’t afford you, please do it!”
Lao Dou was beaten like this by the manager! He said, his face turned black and white, and he left in embarrassment.
When he returned to Changsheng Street, he met Uncle Liang. Uncle Liang greeted him with a smile: "Kang, the God of Wealth, why are you so grim? It seems like hundreds of dollars are missing. What happened?"
"Who is so sullen? I am very happy all the time." Old Dou could not say the embarrassing thing. Looking at Uncle Liang who was wearing a suit, he changed the subject and said: "You are dressed so formally, where are you going? "Ah?" "Oh, the street invites you to dinner. They are all famous people in Xiguan, like Hua Danjuan, Xiao Wu Zhang and the overseas Chinese John Feng, so I must dress more formally," Liang Bo said. Lao Dou asked: "Don't you know? Didn't I invite you?"
Lao Dou's mood became even heavier, and he roared: "How does the street work? "Don't tell me?"
"Why are you acting like a kite with a broken string all day long? Were you not at home yesterday? Where can I tell you if you are not at your family's house?" Uncle Liang thought about it? Think, say.
Lao Dou nodded. He and his second brother went back to the countryside yesterday and were indeed not at home. Seeing him nodding, Uncle Liang pulled him and said, "That's right. The street didn't notify you, and I informed you the same thing. Let's go, this famous city in Nanhai, let's go there together."
"Famous city in the South China Sea? What a great place. For the sake of informing me, I'll suffer a little loss so I'll ask you to take a taxi with me." Old Dou laughed and said, and Uncle Liang naturally had no objection.
The two took a taxi to the door. After getting off the taxi, they walked and talked and laughed. "Uncle Liang." After seeing them, Director Ye from the street greeted Uncle Liang first, and then said to Lao Dou, "Uncle Kang, are you here too?"
Lao Dou was stunned when he heard this. After hesitating for two seconds, he asked: "What? Isn't it my share?"
"That's it, Kang Bo. Our street mainly invites elderly people over seventy years old to come here for dinner today. I remember Kang Bo It seems that I didn’t notify you before you were seventy, but it doesn’t matter. Since you are here, let’s come together. One more person and one more pair of chopsticks.” Director Ye and Lao Dou explained why they didn’t call him and then invited him to stay. , things were done more decently.
But she is decent and others are not. One of them said: "Akang, the street is hiring a seventy-year-old man today. You don't even have seventy years old. Why are you here? Are you greedy for such an advantage?"
Lao Dou broke his guard when he heard this. He said angrily: "What's so great about being seventy? If I knew, I wouldn't even come if you invited me." Then he took a taxi angrily and left regardless of Director Ye and Uncle Liang's attempts to stay.
After returning home, he became more and more angry as he thought about it. He couldn't help but call Uncle Liang and asked about today's events. Originally, he just wanted to ask what other people thought of him coming uninvited, but when he learned that today was not only a meal, but also a five hundred yuan subsidy for the elderly, he was completely unbalanced.
"A Zong, I will go to the tea restaurant to take over your job tomorrow morning." During dinner, Lao Dou suddenly said to the second brother. The second brother was startled and interrupted Lao Dou: "I agree. My job? Why do you want me to set up a position of financial director for you?”
Although the tea restaurant has begun to franchise, the financial affairs have always been left to you. The investment company is under unified management, and there is currently no need to set up a financial director.
"No, I want you to go back to the village tomorrow morning to find your uncle and go to the village chief to issue a certificate. It's that simple." Old Dou waved his hand, he had quite a complete idea. I was also worried that the second brother would be too busy with things at the tea restaurant in the countryside, so he thought of going there by himself for half a day.
"Old Dou, you were born in 1945, which is already young enough. Do you still want to change it to 1955? That would really be almost the same as a big shot." Kang Qirui also said I thought Lao Dou still wanted to change his age.
Lao Dou glared at Kang Qirui and sighed: "Actually, I have figured it out. I am old and there is no need to go out and compete with young people for jobs. Each of you can earn your own money. I don’t need to go out to work to make money. And if I don’t change, I will lose a lot.”
“So what does it mean?” The second guy didn’t understand, and neither did the others. What to do.
“It’s like this. A Liang is seventy years old and two years older than me. You don’t know how much advantage he has taken. The street invites you to have tea and dinner from time to time. Going to the hospital is free of charge. Everyone Yue Jiejie also gave out red envelopes. "So," Old Dou said, the second brother understood, "So you want me to go back to the countryside and help you change your age to seventy and enjoy this treatment, right?"
Lao Dou nodded and admitted, and Kang Qirui said speechlessly: "No, you can't wait even for two years?"
"What you said is wrong. Two years, how much will I suffer?" Huh?" Lao Dou replied, and he explained to the second brother: "When you go back tomorrow, just say that I am still a chicken, but minus one, I was born in 1933, and I will be seventy years old this year. "
"Old Dou, is it okay to change your age again and again?" Boss Guang asked worriedly. Did he just go to the police station to change his age again?
"Don't be afraid, I won't go to the police station to change my household registration book this time. Just go to the street with the certificate. If I have the certificate, won't she give me welfare benefits?" Lao Dou arranged the matter. After knowing it clearly, the second guy nodded and agreed, as long as he didn't go to the police station.
The next day after breakfast, Erlao went back to the countryside to do errands for Lao Dou, and did not return to Kang's house until evening. As soon as he came back, Lao Dou hurriedly greeted him, "How was it? Is it done? Why haven't you come back until now?"
"Old Dou, do you think it's that easy? You just revised it two days ago and you're going to revise it again. I spent a whole day with the village chief to help you get this thing done." The second guy took it out of his bag. A piece of paper, "Proof, please keep it."
Old Dou took the certificate, poured a cup of tea for the second brother himself, and praised: "I said A Zong can do it." Then he opened the certificate handed to him by the second brother and read: "Proof, Comrade Kang Ershou of our village was born between 1922 and 1952. This is hereby certified. What do you mean?" Old Dou Yue The more I think about it, the more I frown. What is this?
The second brother looked proud and said: "Don't you understand this? My uncle and the village chief told me that it would be too troublesome for you to change it to a smaller one and a larger one, so you can just do it with a piece of paper. That is In the past thirty years, Mr. Kang Ershou was born whenever he wanted."
"Huh?" Kang Qirui and Zhu Wanling couldn't hold it back and laughed.
“You are such a bad guy, you are so successful that you fail more than you fail.” Lao Dou almost fainted from anger. This proves that if he takes it to the streets, he will be laughed at by everyone. Then how can he prosper in the future? Street footing?
"If it wasn't for you, the money wouldn't be in your pocket, Old Dou. It's only been two years, so you can wait." Kang Qirui said in relief.
(End of this chapter)