"Xianglan lost a thousand yuan, you must never blame her again."
During dinner, the mother took advantage of the break when Xianglan went to wash her hands and quietly pulled the big man's head. He persuaded, "She hasn't been looking right these past two days. Fortunately, she can still think about it now. If she can't think about it, you will be in trouble."
"I understand." The boss said Seeing Xianglan come back after washing her hands, she quickly agreed and signaled her mother to stop talking.
After Xianglan sat down, she immersed herself in eating, but she was only seen eating but not picking up the food. Zhu Wanling coughed lightly and called out to the boss: "Uncle." As she spoke, she signaled to the boss with her eyes. Guang looked at Xianglan and saw that the boss didn't understand, so she had to say clearly: "Put some vegetables for sister-in-law."
The boss Guang then realized and put a few pieces of chicken on Pandan's table. In the bowl, he said: "Honey, this is delicious, come and eat more."
"Sister-in-law, you really need to eat more. I think you have lost weight these days." Zhu Wanling gave Panlan a chopstick of her favorite shredded potatoes.
“Don’t be so polite, I don’t have much appetite anyway.” Panlan still looked listless.
A Yao persuaded at this time: "Sister-in-law, why do you think so much? It will be even worse if you ruin your body with money and money."
"That's right. "Well, the third uncle is right, money is something you can't take with you until you die. No matter how much money you have, you can't bring it into the coffin." The second sister-in-law also meant to comfort Xianglan, but she said. It always feels weird. The second guy interrupted her and said, "Can you say some better dialogue?"
"This is called treating money as dirt, benevolence and justice are worth a thousand pieces of gold, and family love cannot be bought with any amount of money." , should be said like this.”
Xianglan, however, seemed to have not heard everyone's words and remained dumbfounded. The boss simply said: "Oh, why are you so worried? This is the best I can do. I will work harder and earn more money from now on. After the back shop is finished, I will go to deliver water to others and kill pigs. Anyway, it doesn't matter what I do." As long as you have money."
"Boss, do you know how to kill pigs?" A Yao asked. The boss Guang was immediately speechless and said with an awkward smile: "I think it's similar to killing chickens and ducks."
"Don't mess around. Killing pigs privately is against the law." Yao, an agency cadre, is familiar with these laws and regulations and can prevent the boss Guang from whims.
According to the "Pig Slaughter Management Regulations", the state implements a designated slaughter and centralized quarantine system for pigs. Without designated points, no unit or individual is allowed to engage in pig slaughtering activities, except for individuals in rural areas who slaughter and eat themselves.
"Stop talking so much, sister-in-law, like this." Lao Dou waved his hands to tell everyone to stop talking. He concluded: "Actually, everyone has different ways, and they are all for your own good."< br>
"Dad, I know what everyone means. But my heart..." Xianglan actually understood everything, but she just felt uncomfortable. She put down the bowl and chopsticks and stood up and said, "I have a headache. I'm going back to the room first."
Everyone didn’t know what to do for a while, but Kang Qirui felt that this kind of thing can’t be rushed. It’s normal to feel bad after losing money. No matter how rich you are, you will still be depressed. No one. Anyone can immediately laugh out loud with a few words of advice.
He said: "Actually, I don't think everyone should be so nervous. Who hasn't lost something? It's normal to feel bad after losing something. Think about how you feel when you lose something? No. It’s just a matter of slowly thinking about it and it’ll be fine.”
Everyone looked at each other and felt that this was indeed the case, so they stopped talking about it. But within two days, the boss nervously told everyone that he saw a piece of paper in Xianglan's wallet, which said "To live or die, that is a question." He asked everyone what this was. What's the meaning.
"What do you mean?" The second guy seemed to understand very well. He said speechlessly: "I am really convinced by you. What do you mean by asking us such a simple question?"
"Azong, if I understood, I wouldn't have to ask you." Boss Guang looked worried. The second sister-in-law spread her hands and said: "Everyone knows what this means, whether you want to live or die. If you want to have a child, then don't bother with the thousand yuan. If you always nag like this every day She will kill you, don’t you understand?”
“Second sister-in-law, don’t scare the boss.” Kang Qirui looked at the second sister-in-law, then turned to the boss and said: “ In fact, this is a famous saying from Shakespeare's "Hamlet". Its original text is: Tobe, or not to be, that is the question. "
"The next sentence is: Should I endure the harsh fate in silence? Despite the ruthless attack, we should fight against the endless suffering as deep as the sea and overcome it. I think my sister-in-law just used this famous saying to help herself get out of the dilemma of losing money."
The second sister-in-law shook her head and disagreed with Kang Qirui's words. She said: "The famous saying is Shakespeare, sister-in-law, does she understand this? Do you think she may have read the book that Uncle Yao talked about? I think she didn't know where she saw this sentence, and then I’m really just thinking about whether to live or die.”
Everyone looked at each other and felt that the second sister-in-law made more sense. How could Xianglan, who had just graduated from junior high school, think about the ruthless blows of a harsh fate and something as profound as the boundless suffering in the ocean.
Of course Zhu Wanling supported her husband. She said: "How could my sister-in-law be that kind of person? She is so timid that she doesn't even dare to kill a chicken, how can she dare to kill someone?"
"That's right." Kang Qirui smiled. The second guy thought for a moment, slapped his thigh and said, "Boss, if a person doesn't understand a certain issue, he or she will usually go to the extreme. If she goes to the extreme, what will she choose?"
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“What?” Boss Guang asked anxiously.
"According to my analysis, with the character of the elder sister-in-law, there is a high probability that the elder sister-in-law will choose to commit suicide." The second brother looked serious, but the elder brother was frightened and he immediately jumped. He stood up and stammered: "Azong, how did you know that she was going to commit suicide?"
"I'm not just analyzing it casually. There are so many women here, and I want to ask you a question." The second brother looked at his second sister-in-law, Yukiko Zhu Wanling, and his mother, and asked, "What do you women usually put in your wallets?" ?”
Second sister-in-law said: “Husband’s photos, children’s photos, bank passwords, and other important things, so what?” Xingzi Zhu Wanling also nodded in agreement.
"So, the fact that that kind of paper is placed in your wife's own wallet shows that this issue is very important to her." The second guy said to the boss: "What do you think? , Based on your wife’s recent mood, does she choose life or death?”
The boss couldn’t sit still after hearing this, “No, I’ll go find her now.” The second boss immediately stopped him. Said: "Why are you so impulsive? Why are you asking her now? Telling her 'don't commit suicide'? Doesn't that mean everyone knows her secret? By then she will die even if she doesn't want to."
"That's right. Now everyone is just making an estimate. Don't remind her." Mom also agreed.
"Then how do I know if she is real or fake now?" Boss Guang asked.
"I heard that there is a way to test whether this person has suicidal tendencies." The second sister-in-law told everyone the method she heard from nowhere, and then said to the boss: "Go and call her out and I'll ask her."
Xianglan was suddenly woken up from her nap in the room and thought something had happened, but it turned out that the second sister-in-law said she just wanted to play IQ with her. question. She said listlessly and sleepily: "Okay, you can ask."
The second sister-in-law cleared her throat and said: "There are four cats. No one wants to be thrown next to the trash can. There are four cats." White, black, yellow and three flowers, which one would you choose if you saw them?"
"I think they are all pretty cute," Xianglan said perfunctorily.
"You can't have both at the same time, you can only choose one. It's an IQ question." said the second sister-in-law.
Xianglan thought about it seriously and said, "Then I will choose the black one."
The boss became anxious when he heard this. Just now, the second sister-in-law chose the black one, which was the most problematic. Seriously, he said anxiously: "Aren't you? If you don't choose anything else, you have to choose the black one. This time it doesn't count. Choose again, choose again."
Xianglan frowned , tentatively said in a low voice: "But I still want to choose the black one."
Everyone else's faces were full of disappointment and worry, and Xianglan was immediately at a loss, "What's wrong? Say Isn’t that right?”
"They said that if you choose black, you want to commit suicide." Kang Qirui made it clear that they couldn't stop him even if they wanted to. After hearing this, Xianglan asked with a surprised look on her face: "I want to commit suicide? Who did you hear that I wanted to commit suicide? Why did I commit suicide?"
One thing is worth nothing, Kang Qirui continued: " The boss said they found this piece of paper in your wallet, which said life or death is a question. They analyzed this sentence for a long time and came to the conclusion that you want to commit suicide."
Haha. Haha
Xianglan laughed for the first time in so many days. She smiled and said: "What do you think? Even if I feel aggrieved, I will not commit suicide. I am Youyoucai. How old is it? I can’t bear it. I still have to watch him get married and have children. I will take care of him.” Is it this piece of paper? What a fool, you didn’t look at the other side, it’s my photo.” She turned it over and showed it to everyone.
It turned out that yesterday, Xianglan went to chat with one of her fellow villagers. Her fellow villager ran a printing, copying and photography shop. Her fellow villager insisted on taking a picture of her. She thought that she would not let people waste money, so she just took a piece of paper. Just ask her fellow villager to make a color stamp.
Unexpectedly, there was such a misunderstanding. Kang Qirui joked next to him: "It doesn't matter whether there is a misunderstanding or not. The most important thing is how happy my sister-in-law is when she smiles. Maybe the boss is deliberately pretending not to know how to be a clown to make her happy hahahaha" (End of Chapter)