"Brother Niu, I found it, I found it."
Three days later, the boss knocked on Brother Niu's door with a book.
"Found it? Great, give it to me quickly." Brother Niu opened the door and heard the boss Guang said so excitedly, and he also became excited. But the boss didn't give it to him. He hid the book behind his back and said, "Wait a minute, pay the money with one hand and deliver the goods with the other."
It turned out that everyone looked for it together that day but didn't find it. Brother Niu promised that if anyone He would reward anyone who found the book for him with 1,000 yuan. As he became more and more anxious yesterday, he increased the reward to 2,000 yuan. Today, Boss Guang saw a customer eating with a book at the noodle shop. He recognized at a glance that the title of the book was exactly the same as the book Brother Niu was looking for. He bought it from that person for free and 10 yuan. Then he turned the last page and saw a phone number. He rushed to Brother Niu's house immediately. Because he was too anxious, he knocked down a person at the gate of the community. The person was holding a pile of books. .
"If we really count, Xianglan has to call me cousin, how can I blame you?" Brother Niu was speechless. He walked around behind the boss and snatched the book away with one hand. He came over, but when he saw the title of the book, he was completely confused. The boss gasped and asked: "How is it? Have you finished inspecting the goods? Give me the money, give me the money."
Brother Niu looked at him speechlessly and said angrily: "What money? For your head?"
"Hello? Are you defaulting on your debt now?" The boss became angry just after hearing this.
"Who is reneging on the debt? You are the one reneging on the debt! Look, what book did you bring me?" Brother Niu slammed the book brought by the boss Guang on his stomach. Lao Guang took the book and cursed: "You said it yourself, what kind of possible metaphysics?" He was suddenly stunned, "How to breed pigs? How did it become this book?"
< br>"What do you think I have to do with this girl and this kind of pig?" After Brother Niu said that, he slammed the door and didn't let the boss in. The boss was stunned at the door for a long time, and then he realized that he must have accidentally exchanged the book with the man he knocked down at the gate of the community when he was picking up books for him.
He thought for a while, and then waited at the gate of the community until night, but did not see that person appear again. He returned to Kang's house with a dejected look on his face. When everyone saw him like this, they asked him what was going on, and he told everyone what happened.
"That is to say, big brother, you just knocked away 2,000 yuan?" The second brother knew how to sum up, "You saw the phone number, why didn't you copy it down? What does Brother Niu really want?" It’s the phone number. It doesn’t matter if you have the book, right?”
At first, Xianglan lowered her head and sulked, but now she raised her head and said helplessly after listening to the second guy’s words: “I told you to copy the phone number. , As a result, Aguang ran away immediately in a hurry, and I couldn't catch him in time." As she said this, she pinched Daguang Guang's arm, which made Daguang scream in pain.
After calming down for a while, the boss Guang said confidently: "Don't be afraid, I have figured out a way. Just wait for me." After saying that, he ran back to his room and passed by. After sitting for a while, he returned to the living room with a small stack of paper, "I wrote some notices, lost and found, and posted them at the door of Brother Niu's community. The person who lost the pig breeding method saw it. He will take my book in exchange, right?”
“Did you write a reward?” asked the second guy.
“Bad pay.” The second sister-in-law added.
Boss Guang waved his hand and said: "Forget it, let's do it. What do we get for exchanging books with each other?"
Kang Qirui shook his head and disagreed with Boss Guang's point of view. He opened his mouth and said: "If you don't write it, how can anyone give it to you? Those books about pigs are not valuable and they might have already bought another one. You write that you will be rewarded with two hundred yuan in exchange. Only money can make the world go round." Well."
"When writing about the salary, don't write down how much it is. It can be discussed at that time." The second guy has dealt with people a lot, so he thinks it would be more tempting not to write down the specific amount.
The boss just nodded, "Okay, okay, I'll add it when the time comes."
The next day, the boss was still posting signs outside, and he came home. A bunch of people said they had lost the book and came to claim it. Kang Qirui and Zhu Wanling had to ask them to wait in the living room until the boss Guang came back to identify it.
It was not until the afternoon that the boss and the others returned to Kang's house after they had gone out to put up posters. "Boss, they all said that they lost their books, and they all took the metaphysics books over there to exchange them. Go and identify them." Kang Qirui said to the boss, and then turned to the group of people. : "You all stand still, stand in a row, and let my boss recognize you." "Isn't it right? So many people came at once?" The second sister-in-law who went to put up the posters sighed with emotion. And Xianglan said excitedly: "Husband, among so many people, there must be one of them. Go and have a look." , he himself had somewhat forgotten what that person looked like. He thought for a moment and asked, "Which of you has lost a book?"
Those people all raised their hands and said that they had lost a book. "Which one is right?" Boss Guang looked helpless.
“I told you it was me.”
"It's me who's right."
Those people started talking in all directions, and the boss's bald head became bigger. The second sister-in-law pulled him and said, "Uncle, why do you say that? How could you ask such a question? If you ask like that, everyone who can come here must say it is you."
"Then Me." Boss Guang didn't know how to retort. The second sister-in-law said disgustedly: "You stand aside and let me ask." But in the end she went to ask the person what the lost book was called and what color it was. These information were clearly written on the recruitment paper. Naturally, Everyone can answer it, and there is no way to tell the difference.
"Isn't there a phone number on the last page of the book that Brother Niu wants? Boss, just ask them to turn to the last page so you can see it." Kang Qirui reminded the boss, Lao Guang quickly asked each of them to turn the book "Entropy: A Possible Metaphysics" in their hands to the last page, and he went up to check them one by one.
As a result, no one’s book was the one Brother Niu was looking for, and the boss sent them away with a disappointed look on his face. In the next few days, people came to my door one after another with books to exchange. Just for the small reward, the boss was very annoyed.
I haven’t had breakfast yet, and someone else is here. Boss Guang dragged his tired body to welcome the person into the house. As soon as the man saw Boss Guang, he took the initiative and said, "I recognize you. I'm here to get the book on pig breeding methods."
"Okay, okay, no need to say so much. Anyway, open the book you picked up to the last page and let me check it." Boss Guang said impatiently.
The man did as he was told, opened the book and handed it to the boss to read. The boss said as usual: "So you are in vain. Wait!" He saw the top. There was a phone number written on his hand, and he was pleasantly surprised, "This is it, this is it. Sir, wait a moment, I will give you your book on pig breeding technology now, and we will exchange it."
< br>After the two exchanged books, the boss was very excited and kept staring at the phone number. He didn’t think about the pay at all. The man waited for a while and shook his head without mentioning it to the boss, and walked out with a smile. Kang family.
Big Brother Guang learned wisely this time. Instead of visiting the door to deliver books, he called Brother Niu and asked Brother Niu to come to Kang's house to pick up the books. "Yes, yes, this is it, this is it." After getting the book, Brother Niu was even more excited than Boss Guang. He finally got the contact information of the beautiful girl.
He immediately called the girl to ask for coffee. After he hung up the phone and was about to go out, the boss quickly grabbed him and said, "Brother Niu, where is the reward you agreed on?" Brother Niu then remembered. , took out 2,000 yuan from his wallet and handed it to the boss Guang, apologizing: "Sorry, sorry, I was so excited that I forgot."
Brother Niu was very excited when he walked out of Kang's house in the morning. Happy, but Brother Niu who walked into Kang's house in the afternoon had a sad face and listless look on his face. Everyone asked him what was going on. Didn't he date a beautiful woman?
Brother Niu said speechlessly: "You don't know, that woman said it was boring and funny that I found this book so quickly. Then she said she wrote her name on the paper and put it Put it into the drift bottle and put it into the Pearl River, and float along the current of the Pearl River to the sea."
"She said that if I could find the drift bottle, she would admit that we are really destined. Are you dating me? She wants to kill me!”
Everyone laughed after hearing Brother Niu’s story. It was obvious that the girl didn’t want to date Brother Niu. , so I used this rhetoric to reject him. (End of chapter)