"You asked me to take the exam? Am I the material?"
The boss Guang was forced by Xianglan to go out and register for the postgraduate examination. He walked slowly on the road, not knowing what to do. Suddenly he stopped and saw an advertisement on the roadside bulletin board, "Doctorate major, admission without examination?"
He thought for a while and murmured to himself: "Arui seems to be a doctor Oh, you can have the same degree as Ari without taking an exam? Is this suitable for me? There is no exam and no need to study." He took out his mobile phone and called the number on the advertisement and asked, "Sorry to bother you. , I saw your admissions advertisement on the street and I wanted to ask if I can study under these conditions? "Of course I am a junior high school graduate." The boss answered the phone. The question asked, "No problem? OK, thank you. How do I sign up? Send the registration fee to your school? OK, OK, tell me your address."
How many days have passed? Oh my God, the second brother, Ayao and Azu, all looked depressed when they came back from the exam. Kang Qirui knew by looking at their looks that the exam must not go well. He shook his head and asked, "Why are they all like this?"
"Kao Shuaizuo, I worked so much harder than them, but it turned out that it was as difficult as them to pass even one subject this time." Ah Yao sighed and said.
"Ah San, do you mean that I don't work hard?" Azu was not convinced. Why did you say that he didn't work hard? He stretched out his hands and said, "If you don't want to talk about anything else, let's talk about my hands. They used to be as smooth and fleshy as my boy Paul's hands. Now you see, these calluses are all over my hands. They are all from practice." Use a pen to take notes. "
"Actually, I've told you before that if you are young and don't work hard, you will be miserable. If you don't study hard when you are young, you will teach them a lesson. He said to them, "One and two are like this, learn from me, they don't look like my boys at all."
The second brother, Ayao and Azu, looked at each other, both looking unconvinced. The second guy said: "Old Dou, what you said is wrong. In fact, the problem lies with you. You gave all your reading genes to Ari." Kang Qirui, who was suddenly cueed, put down the newspaper and said helplessly. : "What does this have to do with me?"
"Isn't it? The four of us combined haven't read as many books as you alone. Didn't Mrs. Dou have all the reading genes? I'll give it to you." The second guy said forcefully.
"You, you say you are studying but you only think about eating and drinking." Old Dou nodded and the second brother said, and the second brother replied: "Old Dou, what you are saying is really funny. Don't you need to eat when you study? I, Kang Qizong, have never dreamed of opening my mouth. I’m memorizing the text.”
“I’m still stuck on the text. Ah Chan said that you closed the door and pretended to study with a book all day long. In fact, you were restlessly thinking about eating and drinking at night. I lost several pounds while preparing for the exam, but you gained weight as you took the exam." Lao Dou directly exposed the second brother's lie.
The second brother did not panic at all and continued to quibble: "Old Dou, are you being unreasonable? I am the skinniest among your five boys. They are thinner and I look fatter than before. Ah, actually I have lost weight too, but not that much.”
“Really?” Lao Dou was doubtful.
At this time, the big brother came out and asked everyone to eat, and the second brother walked away, not wanting to continue arguing with Lao Dou over the issue of studying. But what was counterproductive was that a courier shouted at the door of Kang's house: "The Kang family has received the letter, the admission notice."
"Admission notice?" The second guy was running in, but stopped abruptly and turned around and walked out the door. Azu was faster than him. "It goes without saying that he must have admitted me. Maybe the teacher thought I had potential and accepted me as an exception." He ran out and took the letter from the courier.
Then he walked in with a depressed look. He was so excited just now and now he is so depressed. He silently handed the admission notice to Ayao, who thought he had been admitted. "I told you it was mine. I worked so hard and it must be me." He said as he took the admission notice and looked at it, and was stunned.
He scratched his head and handed the admission letter to the second brother. "Potential? Is this handsome boy great?" The second brother took the letter and did not read the name on it, but directly mocked: "Study hard? That's called studying to death. It seems that Kang Qizong is the one who can do it."
At the end, he looked at the envelope, and then he was stunned. At this time, he understood the actions of Azu and Ayao. His excitement was in vain, and he had to let others get excited too. He said with a confused look on his face: "There is no reason why it belongs to Kang Qiguang. When did the boss sign up? What kind of school is this Young Eagle Training and Education School?"
The boss became excited when he heard it. He took the letter from the second brother's hand, "Bring it here, bring it, it's mine, it's mine. It was sent so quickly." "The boss is the boss, and the strong will have the strong." Azu Xianglan sighed, and Xianglan walked out after hearing that the boss Guang received the admission notice.
The boss just smiled and said: "The best among the best has its own right. I was just lucky. I saw an advertisement when I went out that day, so I went to read it. It turned out that it was recruiting doctors and it didn't even have to be done. As for the exam, I signed up right away.”
“Boss, are we still looking for a doctor?” The second brother, Ayao and Azu, were all shocked.
"I said that our Aguang is good, so he must have taken the Ph.D. exam, right?" Xianglan saw the boss nodded and admitted, and said happily: "Then I will be a postdoctoral fellow, right?" Hahahaha."
Kang Qirui was stunned for a moment. He wanted to tell Xianglan that the postdoc did not mean to be the doctor's wife. But he thought about it and decided not to speak.
"Boss, how can something be so cheap? How do I sign up?" Azu asked, and Ayao and Erduo also became interested. The boss Guang said: "I remember that phone number, it's easy to remember, 8080808."
The second guy immediately picked up the phone and called, and asked: "Excuse me, are you still recruiting students here? The day after tomorrow Is school starting soon? Are you off work now? Okay, let’s bring the money and sign up now." As he was talking, Kang Qirui suddenly snatched his phone, pressed the hands-free button, and asked: "I want to ask What does your school teach?”
“Fighting, Young Eagle Training, we train young fighting athletes,” a middle-aged man’s plain voice came from the phone.
But everyone was shocked by these plain words, "Fighting? Aren't you doctors?" The second guy was almost tongue-tied when he spoke. He thought he had just heard a hallucination.
The other person on the phone was also confused and said doubtfully: "What doctor? We are a martial arts school here. Do you want to sign up? If you don't sign up, I will hang up." After finishing the phone call Was hung up.
After a while, Azu said speechlessly: "Big brother, aren't you? Can you see this wrong?"
"What are you talking about? There is such a big difference between fighting and being a doctor, I can't see clearly. ?" The boss said firmly.
"I just can't see it. Now the facts are in front of me. I have made it very clear on the phone." Azu glanced at him and snorted again.
“Oh, my husband, why are you so confused that you can’t even see this clearly?” Xianglan looked disappointed and walked into the dining room to eat.
The boss chased after Xianglan’s butt and said: "You still blame me? It’s all your fault. If you insist on forcing me to take a doctoral degree, I can’t see clearly because I am anxious. This time I’m dead, I wasted more than 100 yuan in registration fee.”
Xiaogui Dadi, a Tianpu man who had just listened to a round of gossip, said: "Uncle, don't waste it. This major is good. Just concentrate on reading. When you finish reading, when I grow up and when I become the boss, I will Please be my personal bodyguard."
Hahahaha. After laughing with everyone for a while, Kang Qirui joked to Tianxiu: "Xuzi, when you grow up, Even if your uncle graduates, he can’t win. How can he be your bodyguard?" (End of Chapter)