"Look, this is called art."
After Yemo told Ruhua that the painting that Yemo brought back that day was evaluated by Kang Qirui as a low-level entry-level work, Ruhua was originally very unconvinced. But when Ye Mo told him that Kang Qirui was a member of the Artists Association and the Painting and Calligraphy Association in Guangfu and even the whole country, he knew that he couldn't compete with him in painting.
In order to defend his title as an artist, he decided to perform a performance art for the Kang family after much thought. He was wearing a military coat on his upper body and a pair of colored jeans on the lower body. He was standing in the living room of Kang's house with his hands tightly clasped. The wild model fell in love immediately.
The second sister-in-law laughed sarcastically and said, "Although it is very hot today, wearing a military coat on a hot day is art, right?"
Hearing this, Ruhua slowly opened her military coat, revealing Inside there were bandages all over his body and a cage. Seeing him like this, everyone had different reactions. Everyone in the Kang family looked at him curiously, while Ye Mo asked with concern: "Are you injured?"
"It's still a serious injury." Zhu Wanling smiled. She had been a nurse for 10 years and could see that Ruhua was not injured.
Ruhua ignored everyone at all. After looking around, he walked up to Azu, took Azu's hand and stretched it into his military coat, and asked: "What did you feel?"
< br>Azu was a little panicked at first, but slowly he felt a soft feeling on his hand, "I feel a lot of hairs." As he spoke, he suddenly stretched out his hand and took a step back, "Why are you biting? What is it? "
Ah? Everyone was a little panicked when they heard Azu's words. Ruhua didn't care about Yemo who was obviously scared. She took Yemo's hand and stretched it into his arms. The frightened Yemo shouted in panic: "What are you doing? Let go." "Ruhua shook her head and let go of Nomo's hand, taking the cage out of his arms. Only then did everyone see clearly that it was a black rabbit.
“My heart is like this rabbit, it keeps beating, keeps beating.” Ruhua muttered nervously, and Ayao teased him, “You take a rabbit. A rabbit might as well take a deer, its heart beats like a deer, and it beats harder than a rabbit.”
"Don't you all know? Everyone has a beating heart." Ruhua said, and the second brother interrupted him with a snort: "Are you talking to me with your lungs? Of course the human heart beats. La, I will die if I don’t jump.”
Ruhua was not affected by the second brother at all, and continued her speech: “For pain, for joy, and especially for love, my heart is crazy. Jumping." As he spoke, he half-knelt in front of the wild model, raising the cage as if passing a ring, but the rabbit in the cage did not jump as he expected.
"Jump, jump, you jump." Ruhua kept tapping the cage, getting more and more excited as she spoke, "Cooperate with my performance art, you jump." When he got excited, he opened the door The cage caught the rabbit and was about to throw it to the ground. Kang Qirui quickly caught it with quick eyes and hands. He called Tianxiu to give him the rabbit and take him in to raise it with his sisters.
He directly deprived Ruhua of her right to own the rabbit. He said to Ruhua: "You are not called performance art, you are cruelty to animals. You are not welcome here, please leave."< br>
Ruhua put away the cage, pulled up the wild model and said: "Let's go! These people don't understand art and have no culture."
Of course, Ye Mo would not follow him. She threw away Ru Hua's hand and yelled: "Get out!" Ru Hua was stunned for a moment. After looking at Ye Mo twice, he saw that Ye Mo turned his back and ignored him, so he Go by yourself.
“I just don’t understand, why are there so many fake ones now?” Everyone was silent after driving away Ruhua. Xianglan was the first to break the silence, “The first one is fake, and the two are still fake. "
Kang Qirui shook his head and said: "Strictly speaking, we cannot say that Ruhua is fake. Artists have weird personalities. Let me tell you, most art masters are mentally ill. ”
Huh? After hearing what Kang Qirui said, everyone became curious, especially the second sister-in-law who was extremely gossipy and asked Kang Qirui to tell the story. Kang Qirui said: "Let me give you an example. Have you heard of Van Gogh? He was paranoid, neurotic and irritable. He had no money to buy roses for his girlfriend, so he cut himself with a knife. "
After hearing this, the second sister-in-law sighed: "Compared with him, does Ruhua seem to be a normal person?"
Kang Qirui nodded and said with a smile: "The British "Guardian" published research results and found that artists and schizophrenia patients are genetically similar. In a survey of 782 famous artists, among these people were extremely mentally ill. 83% of them are healthy, and only 6.5% of them are healthy. "
Everyone looked at each other speechlessly for a long time, and the wild model said with a frightened look: "Oh my god, who is still here? Do you dare to find an artist as your boyfriend?" Kang Qirui shrugged, this had nothing to do with him.
A few days later, when everyone was still thinking about Yemo’s future and worried about the writer’s unsuccessful pursuit of Yemo, Yemo brought a man to Kang’s house. While talking, the writer received the news and rushed to Kang's house.
"Who is it?" As soon as the writer entered the door, he saw the man holding the wild model's hand and reading his palm. He was completely anxious, "Who introduced her to such a thing?"
< br>"Don't be angry, listen to me, this is none of our business. The wild model went to find it on her own." It was the first time the second sister-in-law saw the writer so angry, so she quickly stood up and distanced herself from the relationship.
"Yes, it was my sister who found it myself. What's wrong?" Yemo glared at the writer and said with a cold face.
The writer became even more angry when he saw her talking like this, "What else? Today I want you to know. What is life that is precious and love is more valuable? If it is for love, both can be thrown away. That makes sense." He said and excitedly stepped on the chair, as if he was about to use the chair to jump up.
The second sister-in-law quickly grabbed him and said, "Boss, please don't die here, you will make this place dirty. If you want to die, go outside and die, please."
"By the way, throw it outside, don't act wild here." The wild model still looked like he didn't want to see the writer. The writer was so angry that he wanted to go over and talk to her. The second sister-in-law and Zhu Wanling were afraid that he would do something exciting, so they stood in front of him and stopped him. After the second sister-in-law persuaded the writer, Zhu Wanling turned back to the man and said, "It's like this. This gentleman has a crush on Rumeng, but Rumeng doesn't like him. Do you understand?"
The man nodded and smiled: "I see." He looked at the writer and asked: "What zodiac sign are you? Let me analyze it for you."
The man meant to ask the writer what zodiac sign he belonged to, but the writer didn't react. He put his hands on his hips and said, "I don't sit down, only the bastard does."
"Hey? Why are you scolding me? I just asked in a kind way. It’s just your zodiac sign,” the man said.
The writer continued to misunderstand: "I said if you don't want to sit down, don't sit down. Stop trying to get close to me. Let me tell you, you and I are not even close to playing this."
"Do you have any problem with me?" What's wrong?" Yemo couldn't stand it anymore and defended his new boyfriend: "They asked you what your zodiac sign is."
"Okay, okay, there's no need to ask. He must be a Capricorn. "The man concluded immediately: "Impulse comes first, and fire comes first." Capricorn is the constellation of Capricorn. Because the star chart of Capricorn is the head of a goat and the tail of a fish, it is also called the Capricorn. Now the writer understood. He snorted and said: "Your grandfather is a Capricorn, and I am a Taurus."
"There is nothing like a Taurus. Taurus should be stable first. Not only are you unstable, you are also a bit rude." The man said with disgust, but there was nothing wrong with what he said. Based on the writer's opinion today It's really rude to say that.
The wild model laughed when he heard this: "I think he was born in the wrong child."
"What did you say?" the writer said angrily.
“It’s not like being born in the wrong child.” The man moved his fingers and pretended to calculate, and then said: “I was born ten days and eight days too late, and I fell down after feeling stuffy in my mother’s belly. It’s possible. By the way, were you born at the end of April?”
This is a bit ridiculous, Capricorn is 12.22-01.09, while Taurus is 04.20-05.20. Even if he was born ten days or eight days later, it would still be impossible to change from Capricorn to Taurus. The writer said with a speechless face: "I will be born whenever I like, do you care?"
The man was not angry when he saw him like this, he just smiled and said to the wild model: "Have you seen? Taurus people are more stubborn and unreasonable, not like you Aquarius at all."
"How about Aquarius?" Yemo asked.
“Studying, alternative, and insightful, he is a representative of the new humanity.” The man praised. The wild model was happy when he heard this, clapped his hands and said to the writer in a timid tone: "Did you hear that? I am a figure of the new era, you? You'd better go home and climb the grid."
"Climb "Grid" refers to writing square by square on a gridded manuscript paper. It describes hard writing and also refers to the identity of the writer.
The man was still talking, "Since you are Miss Rumeng's neighbor, I will give you a few words. You should find friends like Taurus, Cancer, Pisces, etc. Those friends may be more suitable. As for Miss Rumeng, This kind of Aquarius is more suitable for me, not for you. "
"I tell you, I am a dinosaur." The writer was blocked by the second sister-in-law and could not face the man and the wild model. He could only be angry. He jumped up and shouted: "You can't control what kind of friends I like to make."
"With such a stubborn character, I'm sure he seldom interacts with outsiders." The man asserted again .
The wild model clapped her hands and agreed: "You are so right, you deserve to be a psychologist." It turned out that the boyfriend the wild model was looking for this time was a psychologist, and the wild model continued: "He just stays at home all day long, writing nonsense articles. Did you see that? This is called knowledge." The last sentence was addressed to the writer.
“Oh, my dear, if he could call this knowledge, I would have become a great writer in the world.” The writer simply dismissed this. In his eyes, the so-called psychologists just read from the script. Just recite the so-called horoscope analysis once.
He glanced at the wild model and the man and walked away. He had completely lost his feelings for the wild model, and the second sister-in-law was afraid that he would not be able to think about it, so she chased him out and said, "Don't do stupid things if you can't think about it." The writer nodded, waved his hand and said, "I will not seek death or survival. "
The second sister-in-law felt relieved after watching the writer walk back to Zhu's house. When she was about to turn back and walk home, she met the second brother and Kang Qirui coming back together. She then said: "Quick, quick, quick, the wild model has brought back her boyfriend again. He is a psychologist, and he can accurately analyze other people's personalities."
The second brother and Kang Qirui looked at each other. , all became curious. This wild model has not had a boyfriend for the past two years, and now she has found three boyfriends in a row in the past few days?
As soon as Erlao and Kang Qirui entered the door, they were spotted by the wild model. The wild model smiled and said: "Boss Kang and Professor Kang are back? Hey, look at what kind of character Boss Kang is. He is Those who do big business know how to greet people."
The psychologist carefully observed the second man's appearance, and then said: "He has a pointed head and a narrow forehead, so he is not a noble person. He must be a garbage collector. You can tell by looking at his chin that he is a beggar.”
The second guy didn't care at all after hearing this. People will only break their guard if they are told the right thing. That person wasn't sure at all, so of course the second brother wouldn't be angry. He smiled and said: "Sir, you don't seem to be looking at my face, but you are lowering your head."
The psychologist said confidently: "Brother, who can contact you?" Closer? I dare say that person is not a good person." The second sister-in-law nodded and said with a smile: "Sir, I am the closest to her. I’ve been sleeping with me for ten years.”
“Hey, what do you mean by saying that I’m not a good person?” The second sister-in-law slapped the table and yelled at the second brother, who looked innocent. "It's not what I said, it was what he said."
"Don't misunderstand, don't misunderstand." The psychologist stood up to stop the two quarreling people, "That's it, everyone is different. You Look at this handsome guy, with his majestic appearance and extraordinary momentum, he must be rich or noble." The last words were said to Kang Qirui.
Kang Qirui smiled after hearing this and said, "I don't think you look like a psychologist, you are a fortune teller." Kang Qirui didn't have a good impression of this person. My family dared to speak arrogant words to my second brother and second sister-in-law, and I didn’t think he was a good person.
"It's just a hobby." The psychologist smiled, "Foreign countries have astrology, we have the "Book of Changes", and psychology is also a part of it. This is called division."
"Division." Department?" Kang Qirui continued: "I heard that psychology is divided into consumer psychology, management psychology, social psychology, criminal psychology, etc. You analyze a person's character and destiny through zodiac signs and facial features. "What kind of psychology branch does it belong to?"
The psychologist hesitated to speak, and was too embarrassed to look at Kang Qirui. The wild model felt something was wrong at first sight, "What's going on? Are you also a liar? What do you do?"
"Listen to my explanation, Rumeng." The psychologist waved his hand. , defended: "Actually, I am very interested in psychology, but there is no such major in the university. It is not my fault."
Kang Qirui interrupted directly: "Many schools have psychology For majors, China Normal University even offered this major in the 1950s. At your age, you really want to study psychology when you go to college. "
The man was completely speechless. The wild model stood up excitedly and cursed: "Get out of here right away. You deliberately lied to me and still want to date me? Get out of here. Get out of here right away."
" Stop making trouble, people say that a couple's kindness lasts a hundred days, not to mention that we have been together for three days." The man's words were astonishing. (End of this chapter)