"Mr. Wu's girlfriend is the girl in pink over there, did you see that?"
Big Brother Guang's first task after officially becoming Wu Jiaping's substitute was to accompany him instead of Wu Jiaping The boss Guang originally wanted to refuse his girlfriend, but Secretary Diao said no because it was work. Boss Guang had no choice but to follow Secretary Diao to a Western restaurant anxiously. Secretary Diao pointed at a girl in the corner of the door and said to Boss Guang: "Her name is Ayun. Remember to be more realistic when acting. You don't have to be too big." I'm nervous. If something goes wrong, I will come to rescue you."
After getting Secretary Diao's guarantee, the boss plucked up the courage and walked into the western restaurant. Ayun came over as soon as he saw him. She hugged him and said coquettishly: "Jiaping, why are you here so late? I've been waiting for you for a long time." The boss couldn't bear this, so he immediately pushed Ayun away.
Ayun was stunned for a moment, and then looked tentatively at Da Lao Guang. Da Lao Guang became nervous and asked, "What's wrong? Doesn't it look like it?" A Yun still didn't speak. Boss Guang became anxious, "Have you made a mistake? How am I different?"
After Boss Guang said Wu Jiaping's classic stuttering mantra, Ayun then Feeling relieved, she took the boss Guang's arm and said, "No, I didn't say you didn't look like you. I just thought you were a little fatter."
The boss simply nodded and said, "Yeah, I've been too busy lately and haven't had time to rest, so I've gained weight. Let's sit down and talk." Then he waved to the waiter and ordered two cups of coffee.
"Jiaping, we haven't seen each other for a long time, but you don't seem to have anything to say?" Ayun took the initiative to sit next to the boss Guang and said with a flat mouth: "It turns out that you are so talkative." He touched Big Boss Guang's thigh, which scared Big Boss Guang and immediately backed away, "Have you done something wrong? You're wrong."
"What's wrong with you today? You can't even touch it." ?" Ayun said angrily: "You used to like this the most."
The boss didn't know how to respond to her. Fortunately, the waiter brought the coffee to make him less embarrassed. He started the topic by saying: "Drink the coffee while it's hot when it arrives. It won't taste good when it gets cold."
Ayun couldn't do anything to him. After taking two sips of coffee, his eyes moved and he looked at the boss Guang again. Said: "Jiaping, I just went to Wanjiahui and fell in love with a piece of fur. It costs more than two thousand yuan. Let's buy it later? Then we can spend the night at my house, okay?"
The boss was so panicked when he heard this that he spit out the coffee in his mouth, "Sorry, I have to go to the bathroom." He quickly got up and ran to Secretary Diao, anxiously saying: "Secretary Diao, she asked me to spend the night at her house. Ah, I'm a substitute, I'm not selling myself."
Secretary Diao waved his hand with a smile and said, "Okay, okay, you passed today's test. You go home first." Originally, this was the ultimate test question that Mr. Wu gave to Big Brother Guang. Big Brother Guang was stunned, and then said: "What should Ayun do?"
"Okay, okay, you don't have to worry about it, wait. I'll handle it, Mr. Wu will be here later. Wait for my call when you go to work tomorrow," Secretary Diao said, and the boss just nodded and agreed, and then went home.
Kang Qirui had a dinner with colleagues in the department this evening and did not return to Kang's house until about 10 o'clock in the evening. As soon as he entered the door, he saw Boss Guang sleeping on the sofa. He woke up Boss Guang and asked, "Big Boss, why are you sleeping here?"
How did Boss Guang wipe his mouth after he woke up? While drooling, he asked: "Do you have a phone number for me?"
"Boss, what's wrong with you? Are you arguing with your sister-in-law?" Kang Qirui frowned and asked.
"What are you arguing about? I'm waiting for a call." The boss just waved his hands, and Kang Qirui frowned even more, "You don't have to wait here for a call, right? You didn't let him call your cell phone. Well? Even if you have a landline, you can go back to the room and wait."
The boss waved his hands and said distressedly: "You don't understand. I told you that I am in a state of fifteen or sixteen. I wanted him to call me, but I was afraid that the phone would ring, so I didn’t know what to do.”
Kang Qirui was about to say a few words of comfort to him, but the phone rang. Boss Guang immediately rushed over to answer the phone, but he hesitated when his hand touched the phone. After a few seconds, he said anxiously to Kang Qirui: "Arui, please help me listen to see if you are looking for me."
Kang Qirui didn't answer, "Boss, what's the matter with you? If the call doesn't come, you're waiting for the call, and when the call comes, you don't answer it. You answer it yourself, I'll go in first."
Boss Guang had no choice but to answer the phone himself, "Hey, who are you calling? Wrong call. There is no Wu Jiaping here." Then he hung up the phone. Kang Qirui had just walked to the dining room and heard Boss Guang's words from a distance. He couldn't help but shake his head. He was Wu Jiaping's substitute now, so the call was obviously for him.
Sure enough, the phone rang again soon, and the boss was still complaining a little when he answered the phone, "Hey, did I tell you that you were calling Secretary Diao?" Secretary Diao scolded her on the other end of the phone. The boss just stopped and asked him to forget his name. No matter who called, he would say he was Wu Jiaping.
Kang Qirui returned to the room and first went to see her sleeping daughter, and then said to Zhu Wanling: "There is a dinner party at noon tomorrow, please go with me." Zhu Wanling nodded in agreement first, and then asked : "What kind of dinner party? Is there a leader?" "No, people from the publishing house in Beijing came to sign a contract with me. After signing the contract, I just had a meal." Kang Qirui said while looking for a change of clothes. He had given me The third movie planned by Xi Yangyang was "33 Days of Love", and he also wrote the novel together.
After completing the novel, he submitted it to major publishing houses. With his reputation in the literary world, he quickly attracted positive responses from many publishing houses. In the end, he chose CITIC Press in Beijing. "Then how much do they give you for signing your novel?" Zhu Wanling asked curiously.
"Gived 8% of the royalties." Kang Qirui responded, then took the clothes and went to take a shower.
The next day Kang Qirui and Zhu Wanling left Kang Siqi in the care of Lao Dou’s mother and went out. After signing the contract in the morning, they went straight to the hotel. The whole meal didn’t end until after 3 p.m. . It was okay to go home at this time, so the two of them discussed going to the movies. It had been a long time since they had spent time together, so they happened to have some free time today to be romantic.
This romance was so romantic that I didn’t return to Kang’s house until 10 o’clock in the evening. When I entered the door, my mother said angrily: "Why are you going? Didn’t you say you had lunch? You two are so thoughtful. She doesn't want to sleep until she comes back, so take the child to bed quickly." Zhu Wanling quickly agreed, picked up her daughter who was sleepy but insisted on waiting for her to come back, and went back to the room.
Kang Qirui took his mother's arm and said, "I went to play when I had free time today. I forgot about the time. Oh, why don't you call me if she doesn't sleep?" Her mother glared at him. , "I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, I'm going to bed."
Kang Qirui shrugged, and was about to go back to the room when he saw the boss coming in from the door, holding several packing boxes in his hand. He originally thought that he was late enough, but he didn't expect that the boss was even later than him. As soon as the boss walked in, he invited everyone to come out for a late-night snack. He packed up squab and roasted goose for everyone.
When everyone was having supper, the boss Guang started to brag about what happened to him today, "You know? I went to karaoke with a group of big bosses to sing today. After I sang a song, the big bosses applauded hard and sang. The first round of applause is that I realized today that I can sing so well.”
Kang Qirui smiled and said, “Boss, it’s not like we haven’t heard you sing before. If you’re tone-deaf, don’t sing.” I only applaud you because of Wu Jiaping. "Kang Qirui didn't want the boss to lose his correct understanding just by sweet words.
While everyone was chatting and laughing, Xianglan took her cell phone and said, "Husband, your cell phone rang twice and then stopped. Check to see what's going on." The boss just took the phone and there was something He clicked on the new information and read: "One peanut and two dates, my wallet is swollen and I have money. Three apples and four pears, we are close and inseparable. Five oranges and six burns, I am refreshed and all diseases are gone." . Seven apples and eight oranges, no need to hold a spatula all day, nine mangoes and ten melons. "
"Husband, why are these all fruits? "Pandan?" After listening, he asked doubtfully.
Big Brother Guang shook his head and said: "I don't know what it means, maybe I pronounced it wrong." Lao Dou smiled and said that this was a limerick, and it was quite fun and catchy.
This limerick is not just catchy, it also saved the boss at a critical moment. That day, he went alone to attend the opening ceremony of the fruit market, and was suddenly called to speak on stage. He panicked and didn't know what to say. Fortunately, he finally remembered the limerick, took out his mobile phone and started reading it. After hearing this, everyone applauded.
After tasting the sweetness, Da Laoguang used this poem as a personal speech in two subsequent social events and a company meeting, and was scolded by Secretary Diao. . The scolded boss Guang You didn't understand why he was scolded. After returning home, he told everyone about the incident with an aggrieved look on his face.
Everyone looked at each other after hearing this, and Lao Dou said angrily: "Ah Guang, you don't use your brain, how can you read the fruit information directly? You have to know how to adapt."
"Husband, you are ruining your job by doing this." Xianglan complained.
The boss was not happy. He said loudly: "Why do you talk so much? How many books have I read? How can I know what to say in such a short time?"
Facing the angry boss Guang, the second brother was not afraid at all and said: "Why are you so angry? Lao Dou is right, you have to be flexible. Change the message before you read it, for example, go to the restaurant to cut the ribbon. , you just say one pound of beef and two pounds of wine, rubbing both ends of the belly, isn’t that quite appropriate?”
“Three crabs and four pounds of shrimp, drunk and laughing.” Stewed mutton with six pounds of vegetables, old love is happy and my wife loves you." Azu followed the second brother's words and adapted them on the spot. The more the boss listened, the more uncomfortable he became. He waved his hand to interrupt Azu's words and said angrily: "Okay Okay, you don’t need to say anything. With such a quick mind and such an IQ, do I still need to be a substitute?"
Azu glanced at him, rolled his eyes, and continued: " I haven’t even finished speaking yet, listen: seven pots of pork offal and eight fish, the boss is eating a big sweet potato.” (End of Chapter)