Chapter 77 But the problem is that I’m also horny!
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After everyone who was still chatting and laughing in the living room heard this, the smiles suddenly solidified on their faces.
They all turned to look at Lango in disbelief.
Even Lango was stunned now. Before, he just casually glanced at the address Dean gave him and threw it to Teddy.
And Teddy is also a big-hearted guy. After looking up the floor plan online, he didn't realize that this was the address of their old home where they had lived for more than ten years.
Is this a coincidence, or does the yellow-eyed demon have been targeting him a long time ago, just like Emma and Sam?
"This house looks like it was only built a few years ago. Is anyone living in it?" Lango asked Megan.
Megan's eyes flickered, and the original picture on the wall instantly switched to show a family of four smiling warmly at the camera.
Lango looked carefully for a while and confirmed that there were no faces he was familiar with.
"It looks... quite normal, just an ordinary white family." After observing, Dean shook his head slightly to express doubts.
"That's why it's unusual."
Lango suddenly said: "Don't forget where I lived before. Do you think a guy with enough money to build his own house will settle in Queens? And they are all white!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone who had the same idea as Dean realized that something was wrong.
It would be fine if it was in a rural town, but this is New York.
Even in Queens, which has the worst economy and the most chaotic public security, the cost of buying land and rebuilding a house is enough to buy a decent villa in the city.
And such a move was made by a white family, which is even more unreasonable.
As many as 70% of people of color live in Queens, and most of the white people here are what the middle class calls Whitetrash. It can be called a lawless place in New York!
This family is so rich, there is no reason to live here.
"Speaking of which, I didn't feel it when I was a child, but now that I've grown up, I feel it more and more strange."
Dean frowned and looked at Lango, "Although I don't know what kind of jobs my uncle and aunt do, their income is obviously very high. If you think about the food and clothing expenses you had when you were a child, it's almost the same. But why do they want to Choose to settle here?”
Lange shook his head slightly, "I haven't asked them, but after hearing what you said, something is indeed wrong."
He stroked his chin, and he had already made up his mind. After solving the yellow eye, he must go to the old house and dig three feet into the ground to find out.
According to his parents' status as demon hunters, he wouldn't be too surprised even if someone told him now that Lucifer was suppressed under his hometown house.
"Comeon (please)! Don't take things further guys!"
Teddy finally couldn't help but interrupt their thoughts, patted the coffee table, spread his hands and reminded, "Isn't what we need to do now find the [Seed of Lust] sown by that yellow eye?"
"Teddy is right, but..."
The happy family whose light fell on the projection again shrugged and said helplessly: "Neither the couple nor their children look like people who are burdened with the 'original sin of lust'."
Then, he looked at Lango, with a bad smile on his lips: "Speaking of which, this guy with yellow eyes almost always sows seeds when the children are young. Bigcheese (boss), do you think that color is you?" Hearing this, Lange's mouth twitched and he glanced at the boy unhappily, "Emma was sown with the jealousy in the Seven Deadly Sins, so she couldn't contain her desire to compare. Whenever she met someone who made her jealous, she would not tolerate it. Don’t stop killing each other.”
"If, as you say, I was really imbued with the seven deadly sins of lust by Yellow Eyes, then I should have hot friends all over the United States by now, and I might have been imprisoned for crimes such as obscenity and rape. "
"Of course, these are all off-topic. The most important thing is, do you think I'm horny?"
As soon as these words came out, everyone present not only did not shake their heads in denial as Lange expected, but instead looked at each other in silence.
The atmosphere became subtle and awkward for a moment.
"Brother, you know how much I value our family ties and friendship, but..."
Dean glanced at the bedroom at the end of the corridor, and after making sure that Gloria was not there, he continued: "I remember when you were dating Gloria in middle school, you showed off to me more than once your relationship with more than a dozen cheerleaders. Hot girl’s ‘heroic deeds’ in the dressing room.”
"Fake, you don't want to live anymore, do you?"
After hearing this, Lango immediately prepared to go up and give him a loving elbow, but was interrupted by Teddy's interruption: "You were like this in Africa, too. In order to win over those white girls who came to travel from Europe, you pretended to be a tour guide and a local aborigine." , and even had a sex party with an entire female tour group one night.”
"They took the initiative to invite me! And you were there that night! Where did you get the nerve to criticize me?" Lange pointed to his chest and vowed: "I have never taken the initiative."
"Wait, so you deliberately took a shower wearing only a pair of underwear last time in the sewer?"
Michelangelo, the youngest of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, suddenly thought of something, scratched his head and asked curiously: "After you left that day, O'Neill said that you showed off your figure on purpose to seduce her."
"I"
Lange was speechless for a moment. The main reason was that the female reporter named O'Neill fit her aesthetic perfectly in appearance and figure, so he deliberately dented his appearance when taking a shower.
The result was as expected, the woman actually took the initiative to strike up a conversation with him.
"In this way." Lucky girl Amanda also joined the discussion, she said thoughtfully: "During the interview last night, you did keep staring at my breasts. At first I thought it was an illusion, but now Think about it.”
"Go away!" Lange was speechless. "You are not as big as my chest muscles. I will only see you if you are sick!"
Clarey, who had been silent since Gloria entered the house, couldn't help but asked: "Then you sent me home in the heavy rain last night just to seduce me into bed?"
"Of course I'm not, I just met you by chance." Lange quickly clarified, "Believe me, I treat you as a sister, and I definitely have no idea of super friendship with you."
"oh"
Seeing that everyone was looking at him with suspicion, and even Nick, an old boy, secretly gave him a thumbs up, Lango was so helpless that he didn't know how to explain himself.
The original battle plan to defeat Yellow Eyes turned into a critical meeting about his personal conduct.
He waved to everyone silently, "The meeting is over. Prepare lunch!"
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