Chapter 115 "Recruiting for peace, recruiting for peace, recruiting for peace!"
Early morning at the Murder House.
Lango stood in front of the bathroom mirror, his chin covered with fine white foam. Following the lazy and charming melody of the bedroom record, he could not help but sway his body, enjoying this rare pleasure time.
"Da da~ da da~ da da da~"
"Da da~ da da~ da da~~ da~"
"Iloveyoubaby~andifit'squiteallright~"
"Ineedyoubaby~towarmthelonelynight~"
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Click——
The swaying magnetic voice in the record player suddenly stopped. Gloria walked into the bathroom, with a mysterious smile on her lips, and asked softly: "What are you doing, honey?"
"What do you think I'm doing?" Lange replied casually, shaving the beard on his chin and neck with a razor.
Gloria tilted her head towards him, and then said concernedly: "Let me help you."
"No, no, no, I like to shave myself." Lango refused immediately. He was not a gentleman from the last century and needed others to take care of him.
However, Gloria was very insistent, and Lango finally could only hand out the razor and whispered: "Be careful, honey, the blade is very sharp."
"certainly."
Gloria took the razor, her movements gentle and focused. Under her skillful hands, Lango's beard was gradually removed.
Feeling this careful touch, Lange raised his eyebrows and said: "Your skills are better than I thought. Don't move so lightly, honey, you won't be able to shave cleanly. Hey, this is too heavy. You need to use more strength." "
As he spoke, he closed his eyes and enjoyed the unexpected service, and the corners of his mouth could not help but raise slightly.
However, before he could be happy for a long time, Gloria on the side suddenly asked: "Honey?"
"uh-huh?"
"Where were you last night?"
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Lango's smile froze in an instant, feeling the subtle touch of the sharp razor on his neck, and he couldn't help but break out in cold sweat on his forehead.
"I went to teach the copper smelting criminal a lesson. Didn't Dom tell you when he got back?"
"Yes, but he also said that the copper smelter is a female teacher, and she is a very beautiful female teacher. He also said with a weird expression that you will stay there and teach her a lesson with a stick? Is that right, my dear?"
Gloria expressionlessly used the razor to shave the beard in front of her. The blade of the razor touched the exposed skin of the man in front of her from time to time.
"Haha, I did give him a lesson with a stick."
Lange's heart tightened and he forced a smile.
It was education, but the female teacher educated me.
As soon as he walked in the door last night, before even saying a few words, the woman couldn't wait to take out a pointer and whip herself, forcing him to say that he was a bad boy who longed for a teacher's education.
After a night of role-playing like this, Lange judged that the woman must have truly regretted it.
After all, he is not very young. Time passed by, and the bathroom was so quiet that only the delicate friction sound of the razor against the skin was left.
With the last stroke of the razor, Gloria looked at her smooth chin in the mirror with satisfaction and said with a smile: "Look, women have to be more meticulous."
Lango breathed a sigh of relief, quickly took the opportunity to change the subject, and said with a smile: "Yes, my dear, you are so considerate. By the way, the Vomiting Man is still waiting down below. You rest, I will go talk to them about business." "
After saying that, he didn't care about the foam still hanging on his face and left the bathroom as if running away. Now Lange only had one thought, he must change to an electric shaver in the future!
At this moment, in the hall downstairs.
The members of the demon-killing super team that Lango once organized to fight against Yellow Eyes are all seated. They are sitting or leaning on the sofa, with very relaxed expressions.
Before the excitement of the bar party last night was over, Lange had told them to come to the Murder House the next day to discuss a major matter.
Judging from the experience of the last cooperation, although Lange's quality as a boss is a bit poor and his thinking is not fast, at least he is generous with his actions, and as a BOSS, he is always at the forefront when encountering problems.
Everyone thought highly of him, so there was no hesitation this time. They all thought they would make money again, so they all came together with great interest.
The sound of hurried footsteps came from the stairwell.
Lango walked into the hall, holding a few tissues in his hand and wiping the remaining foam on his chin.
Seeing everyone, his expression that was still mumbling immediately dropped, he clapped his hands and looked at everyone happily.
"What's up buddy."
Lango gave high fives and hugs to everyone one by one.
Although more than half a month has passed since the last time we dealt with Yellow Eyes, everyone's relationship is still not unfamiliar after the experience of fighting side by side last time.
Lango looked at the crowd, and except for the two brothers Dean and Sam, everyone else was already here.
The four Ninja Turtle brothers, Shadow Hunter Clary, Vomiting Man Big Eater, Super Boy Andrew, Lucky Girl Amanda, and even Nick who eavesdrops on women's hearts are also present.
"Wait. Who is that empty seat?"
Lange raised his eyebrows, then picked up a rainbow candy from the coffee table and threw it towards the empty space above the sofa. When he found that it bounced away, he immediately said upset: "Invisible man, why didn't you say hello when you arrived? ""Feel sorry."
A hoarse voice came from over there, and the invisible man squeezed his voice with difficulty and replied: "I've had a cold these days, and my voice is hoarse and I don't want to speak."
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Lange shook his head helplessly. Not only did this invisible man have abnormal abilities, but his behavior was even more abnormal.
After all, the invisible man in Hotel Transylvania still wears clothes and glasses when he goes out. You can tell at a glance.
But this one in their team was naked all day long and liked to rub his private parts from time to time. If others hadn't seen it, this bastard would have been beaten to death long ago.
In order to avoid similar embarrassing situations in the future, Lango thought for a while and walked directly to Raphael, the second child of the Ninja Turtles.
Then under his puzzled gaze, he took away the turban with the word "angry" tied to his forehead, walked to the empty sofa, and handed it to the invisible man.
"Put it on for me. Every time we get together from now on, you have to have some kind of logo, glasses or a headscarf to let people know you are here. If you don't wear it, I'll beat you up first!"
The invisible man was silent for a while, and then asked weakly: "Is G plug okay?"
"You"
After being threatened with force by everyone raising their fists, the invisible man still put on the headscarf honestly.
So on the sofa seat that originally looked empty, a red headscarf with the word "angry" hanging on it suddenly floated up.
All the male compatriots present were relieved when they saw this, and no longer had to worry about being taken advantage of by this pervert.
"Ahem, let's get down to business. I'm calling everyone together today. Actually, I have good news to announce."
Lange cleared his throat and stood in the center of the crowd, with a bit of solemnity and excitement in his tone, "I've found you a job within the system that guarantees harvests due to drought and floods, and has all kinds of insurance benefits, and you can also Great job allocating housing!”
After speaking, he looked at everyone expectantly, but everyone's expressions were very blank, as if they didn't understand what he was talking about.
"Um, boss, what exactly do you want to say?" Vomiting Man raised his hand first and asked, with a confused look on his face.
"It's not obvious."
Lange explained speechlessly: "To put it simply, I want to lead everyone to join a demon hunting organization with an official background. The chief there valued my ability, invited me to be the captain of the capture team, and allowed me to form my own team. ”
"The first person I think of is you. After all, we have fought side by side against the demons of hell. I have full confidence in your strength and character."
"Do you understand now?"
"Okay!" Clarey immediately applauded and cheered after hearing this, but the others looked at each other and remained silent.
Lange saw this and asked in confusion: "What does your reaction mean?"
Nick shrugged and said bluntly: "I like to be with you more just because I am curious about the circle of superpowers. I really have no interest in being a demon hunter."
Vomiting Man also echoed: "Me too, killing monsters is just my side job. What I value more is money and freedom. And working for the government is too troublesome. Haven't you seen it in the movie? Jason Bourne just doesn't After using the value, he was thrown away and eliminated by the CIA. "
As soon as this statement came out, it immediately resonated.
"It makes sense. If we join this government organization, maybe after all the monsters in the world are captured, we will be the last monsters to be eliminated."
"Politicians are shameless, we can't listen to what they say, and the most important thing is that although fighting monsters is fun, it's not fun if you treat it as a job."
"Be safe, be safe, be safe!" The Ninja Turtles who had read many oriental classics also agreed.
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Seeing this, Lange frowned. He really didn't take everyone's thoughts and concerns into consideration.
Compared with these wild people in front of them, two generations of the Winchester family have held important positions in [The Cabin in the Woods] and left a very deep mark.
In particular, the current senior leader of the organization, Wheelchair Joe, had a deep friendship with his parents, which provided an invisible endorsement of trust for his joining, and it was because of this that Lange dared to move forward with peace of mind.
While hunting down those dark creatures, he can also take the opportunity to accumulate system progress.
However, for the vomiters, the situation is completely different.
Some of them have eccentric personalities, and some do not look like normal people. They are already suffering from prejudice and exclusion in secular society. This status makes them have a natural tendency to integrate into the official system and become public officials. conflict.
Lango took a deep breath and quickly adjusted his strategy. He clapped his hands and attracted everyone's attention: "Everyone, listen to me. I will go to that organization to inspect it in the next two days. If you are interested, you can follow me. stand up."
"What I can guarantee you is that if we become partners fighting side by side, you will only have to answer to me and ignore the red tape and interference of politicians. In addition, I will do my best to fight for you with the greatest autonomy and the best benefits." How about the treatment? Can you accept this offer?"
After the words fell, everyone looked at each other and then nodded.
Seeing this, Lange raised a smile on his lips and suggested: "OK, let's have a meal together first, and then let's go to the sewer together."
"What are you doing there?" Ninja Turtle asked in surprise.
"Let Master Mouse take us to practice kung fu!"
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At the same time, far away in the Witch College in Boston.
Emma has also inevitably become the focus of many witches in the academy.
(End of chapter)