Chapter 475 Hands and feet curled up
"Oh, oh oh, here is a wonderful one, the 'Charlotte Observer' said: Please allow me to summarize the viewing experience, 'a yawn'."
"Fifty points!"
After Ansen finished reading, he opened his mouth vividly and performed a yawn.
Porphyrin.
Shh.
There were boos and boos in the living room.
Seth Rogen's iconic gong voice even sounded in the commotion, "Oh, this is so rude. The negative review should at least use some adjectives."
Haha, everyone burst into laughter.
The film review party has begun, but things are slightly different from what we imagined.
Wait, isn’t Century City getting good reviews? What's going on in front of you?
The thing is like this.
Indeed, the first batch of "Spider-Man" movie reviews uploaded are indeed good reviews, not one or two, but a full five, and the ratings are all above 80 points——
For a popcorn movie, the average media review score can actually reach 80 points. It is undoubtedly a breakthrough, enough to make the city excited for half a century.
Coupled with the real reactions of the audience at last night’s premiere, who had not rehearsed or had any emotions, all aspects prove that the quality of the film exceeds expectations.
Immediately, the atmosphere was brewing, and I couldn't wait to enter the summer mode.
Finally, after being depressed and depressed for more than half a year, I can finally get excited. "Spider-Man" is very likely to reverse the entire situation.
The entertainment industry is the most impetuous. One or two people couldn't wait to cheer, but they never expected that the five positive samples were still too few. The comments that followed one after another were all neutral.
Things took a turn for the worse.
Actually, it is just a neutral review, not a negative review. From any point of view, there is no need to worry too much about the neutral review. This is not the end of the world.
But the problem is that the higher the expectations, the more violent the impact of the gap will be, because the pressure on "Spider-Man" is really too great. After five consecutive positive reviews were released, the expectations were pushed to the peak, so that in the When the comments appeared, Century City was completely in disarray.
Wait, the bad premonition won’t come true, right?
What Ryan was most worried about finally happened: a group of strangers sat in a room and listened to negative reviews.
Ryan thought he might be able to dig out a Disney castle by digging his toes into the ground; but to his surprise, Anson actually turned those comments into a kind of ridicule, which was not only not embarrassing, but also extremely cheerful.
Looking at Anson in front of him, he clearly wanted to win the review, but his lifelike performance made people laugh, and all the young people in the room started cheering.
It seems that negative reviews are nothing special.
It’s hard to imagine that the one just now was actually a fifty-fifty negative review——
No, it’s a neutral review, that’s a neutral review.
"Oh, oh, you should listen to this comment from Time Magazine."
Anson just spoke, and everyone else was bustling and cheering to cooperate.
"'Era', 'Era', this is a big deal!"
"Quick, Anson, do it harder."
Anson glanced at the audience and showed a smile, "Fifty points , it’s still fifty cents.”
Right away——
“Tsk, it’s only fifty cents, isn’t it any lower?”
"Are these film critics good at all? They are so timid in criticizing and giving twenty points."
"Anson, to be honest, don't you dare to read ten or fifteen points? If you don't dare, , for James.”
Ryan couldn’t help but look around, what was going on with these two voices that welcomed the storm more violently? Shouldn't they expect good reviews?
Anson spread his hands, "Sorry, the worst comment so far is fifty points. I think they may not want to hurt my young heart." Haha, everyone laughed.
"Come on, 'Times.'"
"We all know Anson is very handsome, everyone knows this, and Sam Raimi really doesn't need to keep telling us that with constant close-ups. ”
Period.
The whole place was quiet.
James couldn’t believe his ears, “That’s it?”
Anson spread his hands.
Cut! Porphyrin! Shh!
The audience booed and even threw potato chips at Anson. The audience expressed strong dissatisfaction.
Seth's face was full of sadness, "Believe me, we already know this, there is no need for you to continue. A narcissistic James has already made us unable to resist, okay?"
James, "Hey!"
Amid the bustling laughter, the lethality of the huge gap from positive reviews to moderate reviews seemed to gradually disappear.
Anson didn't lie -
So far, the worst review is still 50 points.
It doesn’t feel painful or itchy, and it doesn’t really hit the wound; of course there is another possibility, maybe “Spider-Man” is not that bad, even the most picky and troublesome movie critics give Fifty points.
Los Angeles Weekly, fifty points, "Thanks to terrible CGI and a marshmallow-stuffed coming-of-age storyline, Peter Parker's arc as a superhero is undeniably mediocre and boring. Seems more concerned about the girl changing her dress than about superpowers and the destruction of the earth.”
Innovation often requires pressure.
When Sam Raimi chose to open the story of Peter Parker in a way of growing up, it was destined that some people would not like it -
After all, there is a group of audiences who enter the cinema. I want to see heroes doing justice, punishing evil and promoting good, rather than the youthful campus growth of children loving each other.
So, "Los Angeles Weekly" went into full force.
"San Francisco Chronicle", fifty points, "Perhaps the real question is how to update the 'Spider-Man' story and keep up with the times. The original comic was born in 1962, creating a special superhero Hero makes people realize that there are other possibilities in the comic world; but Raimi did not find a correct way to bring the story to the present forty years later. For audiences born after the 1970s, this story is too old and outdated. , even a little bulky.”
Accurate, sharp and merciless.
So, is that all?
No negative reviews?
Not a 50-point positive review, but a true negative review that hits the nail on the head?
The answer is...no.
After the five positive reviews, ten neutral reviews followed in a flash, and the positive reviews were wiped out in an instant. The uniformly neutral reviews were indeed a bit shocking:
After all, the final even score of "Murder by Numbers" also settled on In the average rating range, there is no real sense of falling into negative reviews, but it still puts the film in a loss-making predicament.
If "Spider-Man" wants to open up the situation and reverse the decline of the summer season, the media's overall negative reviews are not enough, far from it.
There are no negative reviews, which is something to be thankful for; but the fact that the reviews are negative is worrying.
“Next, ‘The New Yorker.’”
Anson dropped a big bomb.
Sure enough, everyone was chirping to create an atmosphere. Compared with other media, the "New Yorker" has always flaunted independent temperament and literary literacy. They have a strong influence among intellectuals and the middle class.
But when you think about it, it’s not surprising that The New Yorker doesn’t like popcorn movies.
"Fifty points."
Everyone shook their heads, and Anne even shouted, "I'm very disappointed in you, 'The New Yorker,' you can do better, and the criticism can be more fierce. Some.”
Amid applause and whistles, Anson finally revealed the answer.
“The movie is as timid as a spider. It carefully tries to take steps but in the end it just hides in the corner, stupidly frozen in place, fearing that if it leaves the corner, it may... I don’t know... be exposed. Under the sun?"
(End of this chapter)