Chapter 9 The first thing after entering the hospital
Xu Damao saw the aunt leading a girl inside, rolled his eyes and started talking to her.
"Auntie, where are you going? Oh, you're carrying something, do you want me to help you carry it?"
When Xu Damao doesn't do mischief, then look at it He sounds more likable than Shazhu, and his words are much more pleasant to the ears than Shazhu.
The eldest mother also knew about Xu Damao's character and did not say anything explicitly: "My niece is coming over to play, and I will help her recognize her."
Xu Damao looked at the girl next to his aunt and thought about it: "Are you introducing someone to Sha Zhu? I just passed by Sha Zhu's house and saw him grooming himself, but the effect was not very good. Like this, no matter what he does, he is still a monkey wearing a dragon robe and cannot be on the stage."
When the aunt heard that Xu Damao was talking nonsense, she immediately lost her composure. : "Xu Damao, stop talking nonsense."
As he said that, he turned around and led his niece inside: "Come on, let's go in, don't listen to this kid's nonsense."
If it's a aunt If you don't add the last half of the sentence, the sentence may just falter, but saying this is tantamount to emphasizing it again. The girl suddenly slowed down a few steps: "Who is Silly Zhu?".
Xu Damao took a look and saw that there was a way!
"Si Zhu's name is He Yuzhu. This brother has been stupid since he was a child. He has been called Si Zhu for more than ten years, and everyone in the neighborhood knows about it. Girl, I can tell you, what happened to Si Zhu's father? Don’t you know?”
The aunt looked at something wrong and quickly grabbed the girl and wanted to leave: “Who said I didn’t know?”
As soon as Xu Damao said this. I felt even more convinced that this girl was really here to go on a blind date with Shazhu. In line with the idea that if you have a date or not, you will be disgusted to death even if you don't mess with her. Intentionally or unintentionally, she took half a step across. It just blocked the girl's way.
“Girl, let me tell you, you may only know that Silly Zhu’s father is not with him, but why he is not with him, I guess you don’t know. That’s me, I can’t bear it You jumped into the pit of fire and tried your best to offend the neighbors, but I still want to tell you."
Xu Damao nuzzled into the middle courtyard and emphasized his tone: "Sinzhu's father went to other provinces to help others. Maybe one day he will run out of money and come back to play rogue. With him around, Shazhu’s family will be in trouble.”
Seeing that the girl had already stepped back a little, Xu Damao continued to increase his firepower and output fiercely: "You know that Shazhu has a sister, right? Let me tell you, his sister is not easy to take care of. If you really get in, how can you be treated as a wife? No, you have to learn to be a mother first."
Xu Damao squirted for three minutes. Anyway, there was nothing good about Zhu Zhu's family, so he squirted her all the time. I was stunned and couldn't answer anything.
This is where Xu Damao fucks up. He doubles up on the truth, ambiguity on the lies, exaggerates when there is a hint, and insinuates when there is no shadow. Anyway, he just says it true and false, The girl was scared to the point of retreating. Why did this family sound so complicated? If they really wanted to come in, troubles would continue and the family would never have peace.
But speaking of people, they really need to grow up. The current Xu Damao has not yet evolved to the point where he will be so tactful and sinister when the TV series starts six or seven years later, and he will start to sneer in front of his aunt.
To use a war analogy: the firepower is very strong, but the firepower point is directly exposed and the concealment is insufficient.
"Auntie, if I have something to do at home, let's leave it at that today. I'll come see you another day." The girl didn't even dare to enter the flower-decked door, so she turned around and left.
The eldest mother followed behind, and she couldn't keep her. The girl left resolutely, and the eldest mother had no choice but to turn around and enter the courtyard.
Seeing that his mischief succeeded, Xu Damao said hello to his aunt again and walked out of the yard to do his own business.
Silly Zhu here was looking in the mirror and stroking his hair. He was waiting eagerly when he saw the eldest mother walking into the middle courtyard alone.
Silly Zhu hurriedly went out to greet him: "Auntie, you are here."
Then he stretched his neck and looked behind the aunt. He looked around and saw no other person. He was puzzled: "Aunt, why are you the only one?" The aunt also couldn't help but said: "Hi!! Don't mention it. Well, I brought the girl here. Before I entered the front yard, I met Xu Damao. Xu Damao pulled the fence with wires and made up nonsense about your family, which scared the girl away. "< br>
When Silly Zhu heard this, the smile on his face immediately disappeared like boiling soup and pouring snow, replaced by a look that was so furious that he said: "Xu Damao!!! I will kill your grandma!" ! !”
Si Zhu rushed to the backyard where Xu Damao lived. The aunt quickly stopped her: "Stop it, stop it. Xu Damao finished arranging your home and went out."
When Silly Zhu heard this, he still refused to give up. He turned around and looked around for a root. The bench sat down behind the pillar beside the door between the front yard and the middle yard: "I don't believe he won't come home today. If he comes back, I will kill him!"
It was almost three o'clock in the afternoon. Xu Damao finished his errands, including the broken silly pillar at noon, and was whistling happily and heading home.
As soon as Xu Damao entered the middle courtyard, he heard a shout from beside him: "Xu Damao!! I will kill you! I will kill you today!!!"
At the same time, Xu Damao felt his upper body tighten, and his whole shoulders were being held by someone. When the person came and exerted force, Xu Damao suddenly felt that the world was upside down, and he spun around and was thrown to the ground.
Xu Damao was shocked, and when he looked up, it turned out to be Silly Zhu.
Si Zhu threw Xu Damao to the ground, jumped up and grabbed him by the collar.
But he saw that Si Zhu's eyes were wide open and full of bloodshot eyes, his face was flushed with excitement, and his hands holding Xu Damao's collar had veins popping out. He couldn't control his expression because he was too excited, and he spat and cursed: "Sun zei~~~~~~What did you do to me in front of the girl today? You don't want to see me, uncle, I'm not good at all, right? If I don't beat the shit out of you today, you will be clean at noon!!"< br>
While scolding, Silly Zhu slapped Xu Damao on the head to greet him.
Xu Damao knew he was invincible. Fortunately, his force value was not high, but his dodge and agility were fully developed during the long-term struggle with Silly Zhu. He endured the pain and did not care about the whirring of his head. Instead of slapping him, he just put his hands around Shazhu's hand that was grabbing his collar and pushed it out, pushing Shazhu away.
Xu Damao got free and ran away to the front yard. Silly Zhu got on the bench behind him and chased after him.
The noise that Gao Zhendong heard while reading was caused by the two of them chasing each other and escaping, noisily and cursing.
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Gao Zhendong heard the noise and walked out of the door, and saw Silly Zhu carrying a bench and chasing a horse-faced man with a mustache. The two of them were chasing each other, cursing while running, which was really lively.
Without looking at Gao Zhendong’s face, he could guess that no one else but the bard Xu Damao could cause such a scene with Silly Zhu in this courtyard.
By the way, my eldest mother told my uncle Yi Zhonghai about this matter when she got home. Yi Zhonghai had been thinking about it, and when he heard the noise, he hurried over from home.
Other neighbors who were at home also ran out to watch the fun and cheered: "Hey, these two enemies are fighting again. I don't know who will pick the first one this time."
There is a lack of entertainment activities in these days, so the scene caused by the two people is not seen every day. It can be regarded that the two people have made a great contribution to enriching the spiritual and cultural life of the people.
Gao Zhendong also watched the fun happily. Regardless of the facts, whatever happened between the two of them, he would be more on the side of Silly Zhu. However, seeing that the two of them were fighting bravely instead of wits, and he was sure that Silly Zhu would not suffer the consequences, he felt calm and relaxed while watching the excitement.
As he watched, Gao Zhendong’s eyes suddenly changed. He stepped into the field and shouted while rushing:
“Stop!!!!!!”< br>
4,000 a day is definitely unbeatable, but there are so many things going on in the new year, it’s hard to say at what point the salary will be raised.
Now that I have less things to do, I will save some manuscripts and try to fix the time to 7am + noon and 8pm each for 2k. If I can’t do that, at least fix it to 7am + noon + 1pm or 8pm for 4k.
(End of this chapter)