Chapter 273: Dung pits can’t be blown up, but mire can
In Banggeng’s heart, if Uncle Silly treats him well, then he is his own adult. He is very simple and plain, but he doesn’t know that his words are complicated. What does it represent in the adult world.
Everyone burst into laughter, even Gao Zhendong and Lou Xiaoe couldn't hold it back.
Yi Zhonghai was not present, and it was inconvenient for him to appear at the scene. Therefore, when Qin Huairu approached Liu Haizhongmen, he did not discuss it with his master, and obviously did not want to drag him into trouble.
Without Yi Zhonghai, the neighbors would be quite free to laugh.
While everyone was laughing, they turned to look at Silly Zhu who was standing on the laundry table, chewing a bun and watching the fun. Silly Zhu was so shocked by Bang Ge's words that he had a bun in his mouth and his face turned red. He was as speechless as a pen.
Gao Zhendong knew that Silly Zhu must not give in at this time. Once he did, he would be suspected of acquiescing. Whether he acquiesced to the whole thing or just half of it, it was quite troublesome, so he kicked Silly Zhu under his feet. Feet, the laundry table is only half the height of everyone's body, so it is not obvious and almost no one sees it.
Silly Zhu suddenly came to his senses, quickly took half of the bun out of his mouth, jumped off the laundry table and walked towards the field. As he walked, he was thinking about what to say.
His head was still turning very fast. In a few steps, he had already thought about it when he walked to the field.
"Yes, I was beaten twice that day. His father is no longer here, and the people who are close to him in the yard are all his adults, including the uncle and aunt, Gao Zhendong, Lou Xiao'e, and me. Who can't beat him a few times?"
Without saying a word, Silly Zhu first expanded the scope of "his adults" and muddied the water. Anyway, what he said is correct. Anyone above can catch a stick and beat him up a few times. Even Lou Xiao'e, who has the reputation of Gao Zhendong, can also take action against the stick.
The only thing that made him a little embarrassed was that the people in front of him were all couples, and he was the only one, but he couldn't care less at this time.
Everyone’s laughter was a little quieter, but it seemed to have had an effect.
Seeing this, Shazhu crossed the river with Zhu Bajie and hit him with a rake, hitting the bangs on the head.
"Second uncle, I am going to criticize you. What's the use of just moving your mouth? You have to sit there for half an hour. Do you think you have heard the good joke? Why don't you learn from me and just talk to each other? Slap him, let him remember it for a long time. If you want to tell me, you are still a little used to it, so that won’t work.”
The ability to rake someone's back with one hand is innate to Shazhu. In his previous TV series, he often used this skill.
This sentence suddenly made him unable to straighten his bangs. He didn't have the courage to do anything to BangGeng. Unlike the people mentioned by Silly Zhu, he doesn't care at all if he beats the Jia family a few times, and he might even say that the beating was good.
If he takes action, then it may not be Qin Huairu who comes to the door today, but Jia Zhang and Qin Huairu together. Maybe Jia Zhang's undead magic will be activated.
"Silly Zhu, how can you say that? As for children, we still have to give them opportunities and cannot resort to corporal punishment. That is the style of feudal parents. In our new society, we cannot do this. We must use education and persuasion. Lord!”
He wanted to be an official and was very concerned about his image among the masses. He was suddenly misled by Silly Pillar, and other neighbors followed him.
The focus of attention has shifted from "Is Silly Zhu an awesome parent?" to the somewhat lofty question of "Should we give verbal education or corporal punishment?" People who eat melons can eat anything, including gossip. , it’s okay to be a little serious. There are watermelon, melon and cantaloupe, so why can’t we eat them interchangeably?
"I think what Si Zhu said makes sense, you have to fight when you need to fight."
"That's it, if you don't fight for three days, you will go to the house and remove the tiles."
"It takes three days to learn bad and three years to learn well. Take action when it's time to take action." You've also traveled through time, right? Gao Zhendong heard this and complained secretly in his heart.
“I think what the second uncle said makes sense. If you hit it too much, the skin will be damaged and it will no longer work.”
The children in the courtyard were trembling as they listened to the adults' words. They felt that the topic was very dangerous. Why is it so difficult to watch the excitement these days?
Silly Zhu laughed loudly: "My second uncle, I believe it when others say this. When you say this, why do I feel that either you have drunk too much or I have drunk too much? The sun is shining Xibian'er is out, right? Among the boys in your family, except for the boss, who has been beaten to pieces every day? I don't need to give you an example, right?"
Everyone turned their attention to Liu Haizhong again. Yes, he beats children harder than anyone else. How could he have the nerve to say this?
Liu Haizhong was speechless for a moment, so he had to turn his attention to Gao Zhendong. Yi Zhonghai was not here, and only this great god who saw the dragon but never saw the end could calm the situation.
"Director Gao, are you here to comment on the theory? Is it what I said?"
Liu Haizhong doesn't have much of a problem with this matter, and Gao Zhendong is not ready to turn right and wrong. There are plenty of opportunities and ways to deal with him. There is no need to make fun of his own reputation. The neighbor is not a fool and can still see things clearly. Gao Zhendong smiled and said: "Master Liu makes sense. As for children, we should focus on being reasonable and avoid corporal punishment as much as possible. However, sometimes there is no other way. Occasionally, we can do it in less important places. , it doesn’t matter, like a place with a lot of meat, hahaha.”
The children in the yard suddenly felt that Uncle Gao was no longer kissing. Uncle Gao was too bad and would not look for him in the future. It’s time to play. No, isn’t there no candy? What to do? When I turned my eyes and saw Lou Xiao'e, I figured out a way. I would go play with Aunt Lou later. Aunt Lou also had candy there, so it would be fine.
The only children who think Gao Zhendong's words are too good are those in Liu Haizhong's family. Compared with their usual days, it is simply heaven.
Leaving aside the cute thoughts of the children, Gao Zhendong added a few more serious words: "Master Liu, since you yourself have said that oral education should be the main focus, I hope you will first Do it. In addition, I heard that you said some very inappropriate words when you were arguing with Shazhu a few days ago. I hope you will control your hands and mouth in the future."
Hearing this, the boys from the Liu family wanted to set up a memorial tablet for Gao Zhendong. It would be great if their father could really listen.
Liu Haizhong had no choice but to agree repeatedly. In his eyes, Director Gao was not important. There were many directors with no rank in Manjie Street, but Director Gao forced him to pay attention to it, at least on the surface. Gotta be obedient.
Gao Zhendong turned his head again and said to Qin Huairu: "Sister-in-law of the Jia family, no matter what, the Banggeng thing is not right. They say they are patriotic and patriotic and patriotic and patriotic. If he wants to do it, it may be This is the most unhygienic thing, and it has a great impact on the lives of the neighbors. Master Liu has taught you the right thing. Don't be reluctant. Adults will definitely not sit idly by when a stickie is bullied. Reasonable, if Banggeng does something wrong, the adults will not let it go. It is better for Banggeng and Xiaodang."
Qin Huairu is also very embarrassed. This matter is unreasonable. And the key point she heard was the second half of Gao Zhendong's sentence, "You won't ignore the bully when you are bullied." With Director Gao saying this, today's goal was achieved, and the neighbors would not take it seriously. It's much more economical than forcing her bangs to lower her head.
And when Gao Zhendong hit Liu Haizhong, she knew what the "very inappropriate words" Liu Haizhong said were. If she were to dig it out in a loud voice and add the awesome joke just now, it would be even worse. I can't make it clear.
She also knew how to give up when she was good, and said with a smile: "Director Gao, I listen to you. Master Liu, I'm sorry."
She no longer calls her the second uncle, she calls her Master Liu. .
Actually, it’s not just her, many people do this. It can only be said that Gao Zhendong’s feet were really hurtful to Liu Haizhong, not only the physical injuries, but also the rubbing from Yi Zhonghai. He didn't have much prestige to begin with.
Gao Zhendong turned his head again, squatted down and looked at Banggeng seriously: "Uncle Gao bought you a small whip for the Chinese New Year, not for you to use it to blow up this, do you understand?"
Banggeng nodded. Uncle Gao said it wrong, so it must be really wrong.
Gao Zhendong thought for a while and added: "If you really want to explode, just explode the mud pond. The septic tank is too dirty and unhygienic. It may make everyone sick. Do you understand?"
Banggan's eyes lit up: "Okay, Uncle Gao!"
The children around him all had "learned" expressions. In the future, there will be dozens of children at No. 95 Nanluogu Lane. This is how the habit of bombing mud ponds has been passed down.
A morning show gradually came to an end, but in some people's hearts, it seemed to have left some lingering imprint.
This has nothing to do with Gao Zhendong and his wife. After watching the excitement with Chen Yuehong, they returned to their homes, and then the couple reviewed what they should review and programmed.
Seeing that Lou Xiao'e was having a hard time reviewing, Gao Zhendong gave her a suggestion. When she wanted to change her mind, she could read other books, such as the rare ancient books that she and she had picked up from Panjiayuan.
Lou Xiao'e still does this. In Gao Zhendong's previous TV series, apart from Yan Bugui, she was the only one who could quote scriptures.
Gao Zhendong himself writes his own operating system. Now the progress of the operating system has entered process control.
There are many definitions of a process. Simply put, it is a concept introduced to enable programs to be executed concurrently and to describe and control concurrently executed programs. In the simplest definition, a process is a process of a program. implement.
So let alone implementing a multi-tasking and multi-user operating system, even if you want a separate program to squeeze out as much performance as possible from the machine, the introduction and control of the process are essential.
In fact, process control is very simple. The core of process creation and termination, blocking and waking up, suspending and activating is these things.
(End of this chapter)