Chapter 555: How dare you say it when I look like this?
Su Yitang stood in front of the full-length mirror and looked at herself.
"Just like this, if he saw me running away without excuses for ten seconds to go to the bathroom, he has good concentration!"
Su Yitang opened her phone and flipped through the information given by the introducer. Messages sent by oneself.
“At such a young age, with a monthly income of over 10,000 yuan, a handsome man with six-pack abs, and still able to beat the masters? Who dares to claim to be a master in front of me?”
Su Yitang pouted and complained:
"But judging from the message from the other side, I don't think I really want to participate in the blind date. Maybe I was pushed by my family and had no choice but to go with him. The friend who was about to be scared by me said sorry!”
Su Yitang recalled a certain company team building, when she and Xiao Yaoxi pretended to be sisters, and Yang Shan teased her after seeing it:
"Fortunately, you are a sociopath, otherwise, with the way you are dressed now, many women would hate you when you walk out."
Su Yitang saw that the time was almost up. He quickly came out of the dressing room and sat at the dining table.
"It's almost time, aren't you late?"
Su Yitang clicked on the Doupo forum and started browsing through the posts.
Even if the other party is late, she will not send a message to urge the other party.
She looked at today's popular posts, and most of them were discussions about the content of the next version, and they were complaining about Tianyao Company being out of service for too long.
But there was one post that Su Yitang couldn't help but click on.
The title of the post is:
"I predict that Yang Shenqing will only need one version to win over Feng Qing'er!" 》
The post even lists the NPCs that Yang Shan has already conquered and those he will conquer soon!
Su Yitang saw the line-by-line list, each line was the name of an NPC.
She knows every NPC here. After all, Su Yitang often talks about games with Yang Shan.
But Su Yitang himself had never carefully counted how gorgeous Yang Shan's favorability list was.
Now seeing this watch, Su Yitang suddenly realized.
She gritted her teeth:
"Boss, he is such a scumbag! What a scumbag!"
At this moment, there was a knock on the door.
"Hello, is there anyone?"
Su Yitang quickly put away the phone, her voice was a little abnormal:
"Please, please come in."
To be honest, although she knows that she is not her now.
But eating with strangers, even just for simple communication, is very stressful for Su Yitang.
"It's best to be scared away by me. It doesn't matter. I don't blame you for being silent. Um, please!"
Su Yitang was praying in her heart.
But when the door opened and saw the man's appearance, Su Yitang almost couldn't breathe:
"Huh?"
Yang Shan also thought for a time that he Went to the wrong private room.
But Su Yitang's eyes were too familiar to him.
It’s just this hairstyle, this makeup on the face.
“Good guy, Xiaotang, is Xiaotang working so hard to quickly complete the blind date copy?”
Watch it in Yang Shan Come on, with Su Yitang's current appearance, no man under the age of fifty would be willing to take another look at him.
Oh, not even those over fifty!
After all, the short video accounts of those "old-timers" probably follow more fringe anchors than that old pervert Zhu Tianpeng!
After all, aesthetics can change with age, but it does not "get old" with age.
Doupo's game character image is based on scanning the player's real-life image.
Certain adjustments can be made, but the appearance will not change much.
What's more, in the "Virtual Party Pavilion", everyone's image has not been adjusted at all.
If Su Yitang really looks like this, it must be that Tianyao Company's virtual device has a display bug!
It seems that Su Yitang spent a lot of time on today's special makeup.
In order not to waste Su Yitang’s efforts, Yang Shan decided not to expose it yet.
The current situation is that Su Yitang knows Yang Shan, but she thinks Yang Shan doesn’t know her!
And Yang Shan knew Su Yitang, and knew that Su Yitang now thought he didn't know her!
It's a bit hard to pronounce, but that's not important.
The important thing is that the only one who was kept in the dark was Su Yitang!
No matter what you say today, you must leave a deep memory for Su Yitang.
Yang Shan turned on the actor mode. He maintained the shock on his face for three seconds, and then nodded to Su Yitang, showing a slightly embarrassed but extremely sincere smile:
"Hello, this is Xiao Su, right? I am Xiao Yang."
Su Yitang's expression control was not as good as Yang Shan's. She was already sluggish and nodded purely subconsciously.
Seeing Yang Shan walk into the private room and sit opposite her, Su Yitang's ears were beating!
Generally speaking, when the heart beats too hard and the environment is relatively quiet, there will be a similar drumming sound in the ears.
Su Yitang’s mind is very confused now.
Why is my boss here?
A blind date with the boss?
Seeing her majestic appearance, why didn’t Yang Shan say that she had gone to the wrong private room and take the opportunity to escape?
Too many whys caused Su Yitang’s CPU to burn and smoke.
So she could only scream in her heart:
"Ahhhhh! What's going on! What's going on!"
Su Yitang was anxious, shy and confused.
But for the first time, she forced herself to calm down in less than five seconds!
It’s not that Su Yitang’s emotional processing ability is so strong.
It was a reason that inspired all her potential and allowed her to restrain her emotions.
"I must not let my boss recognize me! Absolutely! No!"
When she thought of Yang Shan finding out that she was her
Su Yitang felt like her sky was falling.
Yang Shan behaved like a gentleman and handed the menu to Su Yitang:
"You order it. Since AA has been agreed, just pick something you like to eat."
Su Yitang originally wanted to tell Yang Shan directly, "I can tell you that we are not suitable for each other".
But looking at Yang Shan's smiling face, Su Yitang couldn't say anything against his will.
But it was impossible to leave without making an excuse, so after Su Yitang took the menu, she put it aside. She pretended to be calm and tried to keep her voice steady when speaking:
"Xiao Yang Right, since it’s a blind date, we still have to go through the process first. The cost here is quite high. If it’s not suitable, there’s no need to waste money, right?”
Yang Shan to Su Yitang. It was a surprise.
She was actually able to take the initiative to attack in this "pressure-resistant situation".
Yang Shan nodded:
"Well, you're right."
Su Yitang: "Then I'll get straight to the point. I have very high requirements for my partner, so don't say anything about your name. There must be a large flat in the city, and the car cannot be less than 500,000 yuan."
Su Yitang said in her heart, "Humph, I am still a money-worshiping girl, so I can always persuade you to quit. Are you done?”
Then, Yang Shan took out the car key under Su Yitang’s shocked eyes:
"The car barely meets the standard. As for the house, I don't have a large flat. I have a single-family villa in the city."
Su Yitang: "What's going on? Boss, where did you build it wrong? I look like this now. Can you swallow it?"
Then Su Yitang started to think again:
"No! The boss's aesthetics are absolutely fine, so the boss must think that I am too money-loving. So she deliberately pretended to be cool, then taunted me a few words, picked up the car keys and left in style, right! That’s the script!”
Xiaotang already felt that she had her boss under control.
Su Yitang, who knew that Yang Shan was about to leave, also relaxed a little, and even her acting skills became much more natural. She put on a smile that she thought was flattering:
"Wow, brother is so awesome. My brother is very satisfied. What do you think of me? "
With this money-worshiping girl, Su Yitang will kill Yang Shan instantly!
Then
Yang Shan still smiled sincerely:
"Well, you're pretty good, but we need to get to know each other better. After all, relationships can't be decided in just two sentences, right? How about we order food first?"
Su Yitang : "."
Seeing Su Yitang stuck in place, stiff as a sculpture, Yang Shan waved his hand in front of Su Yitang:
"Xiao Su?"
< br>Su Yitang is really panicking now that the Great Sage has arrived at Nantianmen. "No, boss, why don't you play your cards according to the routine? Why?"
Su Yitang really didn’t know how to deal with Yang Shan for a while. She was so sick that she rushed to the doctor. She took out her mobile phone and was about to send a message to Yu Feifei, asking her to play the voice for herself, and then made an excuse Get away beforehand!
After opening V, Su Yitang was stunned.
She suddenly thought of a very serious problem.
Although I don’t know why Yang Shan’s V has changed, her V has not changed!
Su Yitang slowly raised his head slowly and looked at Yang Shan.
Just from the look in Su Yitang's eyes, Yang Shan knew that she had discovered it!
Su Yitang’s nose felt a little sore:
“Boss, it’s so hard for you to hide this from me. Woohoo!”
While talking, Su Yitang turned out to be started crying.
This frightened Yang Shan:
“No, silly girl, why are you crying?”
If it were in front of outsiders, Su Yitang would have to hold back everything he said, but since The window paper was torn, so Su Yitang no longer had any scruples.
The matter is a done deal.
The first time Su Yitang had sex with her boss was in such a ridiculous way.
The key is. The first time we met, she was so ugly
Su Yitang’s mentality completely exploded:
“I feel like a clown, woo woo woo.”
Su Yitang's cry was quite unique, it sounded like a whistle.
Yang Shan shook his head.
Su Yitang is like this.
The more difficult thing now is how to comfort her.
Today's matter has something to do with him. If he had told Su Yitang earlier, Su Yitang would not have used this trick to quickly clear the blind date copy.
But it would definitely not work to just go up and hug Su Yitang like he was coaxing a little girl.
Although he hugged Su Yitang's waist many times in the game.
But in reality, it is really the first time for the two of them to meet, so it is not appropriate to start directly.
So Yang Shan asked again:
"Would you like to order first?"
"Huh?"
Su Yitang's cry Stopped abruptly.
no!
She was crying so hard here that Yang Shan actually had the thought to order?
However, after being diverted by Yang Shan, Su Yitang found that the atmosphere of crying just now seemed a bit impossible to regain.
Yang Shan took advantage of the fire to strike:
“Did you apply your makeup in the dressing room?”
Su Yitang felt aggrieved:
“Yeah.”
Yang Shan pushed the menu in front of Su Yitang:
“You take a look at what you want to eat first, wait for me. , Be back soon.”
Su Yitang didn’t know what Yang Shan wanted to do, but her sad mood seemed to be getting lighter.
Mainly because Yang Shan acted too calmly!
Su Yitang mainly felt that her current appearance was really embarrassing and funny when meeting Yang Shan.
But Yang Shan seemed to have no negative expressions or words or actions against Su Yitang's ugly appearance except for the first three seconds when he entered the door.
This is like the first child in the class to lose his baby teeth in elementary school. If he is laughed at by the whole class, he will naturally feel uncomfortable for a while.
But if there is nothing strange about the friends around you, even if the friend who lost his tooth is still under a certain amount of psychological pressure, it will not have much impact.
Su Yitang didn't know why Yang Shan went to the dressing room, but Yang Shan didn't let Su Yitang wait too long.
A minute later, Yang Shan came out of the dressing room.
Su Yitang is drinking water, trying to calm down.
Seeing Yang Shan's appearance, he calmed down and squirted out the water in his mouth on the spot.
Yang Shan’s face is particularly wonderful now.
Panda eyes, red nose, and the lips are all covered in lipstick.
At first glance, doesn’t it look like a clown in an amusement park?
Yang Shan swaggered up to Su Yitang.
Su Yitang was confused:
“Boss, what are you doing?”
Yang Shan: "Just like you, let's play the makeup game."
Su Yitang: "Uh"
Yang Shan touched his chin in confusion:
"I Isn’t this funny?”
Su Yitang: “If I say it’s funny, will you deduct my salary?”
Yang Shan: "No, our company never takes work into our spare time, and the same applies to our company status. We are here for a blind date today. Come on, give me your mobile phone."
Su Yitang seems to I found the feeling of getting along with Yang Shan in the game, and obediently handed over my mobile phone.
The camera function does not need to be unlocked. Yang Shan opened the camera program, got together with Su Yitang, and held up his mobile phone:
"Come, leave a record of this blind date."< br>
“Yeah! No, no, no!”
Su Yitang was so frightened that she quickly covered her face.
"Why don't you want it? There are no outsiders. How can you imagine having this kind of experience twice in your life? If you don't record it, it will be a pity to recall it in the future."
Said , Yang Shan gently poked Su Yitang's waist with his finger.
“Yeah, it’s itchy!”
Yang Shan started continuous shooting, and with a burst of clicks, this precious picture was recorded on Su Yitang’s mobile phone.
Yang Shan handed the phone back to Su Yitang.
“Boss”
Su Yitang’s voice has returned to normal.
The sound still sounds comfortable.
Yang Shan also breathed a sigh of relief:
"I have coaxed you well."
Su Yitang muttered in a low voice:
"Scumbags really have many tricks up their sleeves."
Yang Shan: "You What did you say? ”
“I said, boss, you are the best, you really care about your employees!”
Su Yitang, who had relaxed, didn't mind her current ugly appearance.
That’s it anyway.
If you break the jar and smash it, what else can you do?
Yang Shan's words and deeds really made Su Yitang relax.
To be honest, Su Yitang was quite moved.
Not everyone wants to act ugly.
At this moment, there was a knock on the door.
Su Yitang was so frightened that she crouched down under the table.
But the door did not open, and the waiter asked outside the door:
"Hello, distinguished guest, would you like to introduce to you the dishes in our store?"
If a customer hasn't ordered for a long time, the waiter will naturally remind him in a gentle way.
Yang Shan whispered:
"You hide! I will deal with it."
"Okay, okay, come on, boss!"
Su Yitang was so nervous that she hugged Yang Shan's leg unconsciously.
This posture.
No matter how this posture is, Su Yitang feels quite safe anyway.
Su Yitang has also accomplished a difficult achievement that is rare in the secretarial world:
If something happens, the boss is here!
(End of this chapter)