Chapter 189 Madness before the ban
Dongfang Head Office.
ADM Special Research Group.
In the office, the team leader was holding a cigarette in his mouth and holding the results of the superiors' meeting, frowning and thinking.
The ban on Sanyuan functional drinks is not due to pressure from US capital, nor is it to make way for US capital, nor is it an unreasonable suppression of Yu Sanyuan.
But the sales of functional drinks are too hot.
It's so hot that it's frightening.
Office workers squat in the drug store at four or five in the morning.
Old men and women hugged their quilts and stayed at the drugstore all night.
The parents of the students are stuck in the store unable to survive.
That's all. At most, it will affect Sanyuan Pharmaceutical's business.
But when there are too many people, disputes can easily arise, especially when the wait is so long. Everyone wants to be at the front of the queue.
This resulted in a war of words wherever there was a Sanyuan drug store.
Then they were cursing and cursing, and suddenly they started fighting.
Then people are called, relatives and friends join the battle, and even the whole village is dispatched.
In this season when martial arts is on the rise, and in this remote area where guns have not yet been completely banned, the number of conflicts over drinks is mind-boggling.
Therefore, considering public security issues, it is necessary to ban the sale of Sanyuan functional drinks for a period of time.
At the same time, in order to appease Yu Sanyuan, the superiors provided some benefits.
For example, the sales ban documents are not made public, and Sanyuan Beverage announced that it is sold out.
For example, the ‘formula of three-yuan functional drink’ is listed as a state secret.
Compared with the first one, the second one is very important.
because……
Superiors have always suspected that Sanyuan Agriculture has mastered genetic optimization technology and even more advanced genetic engineering.
Preconceived notions, coupled with many beverage papers from the 'formerly Pingdong County Science and Technology Bureau' and now Shiliying Science and Technology Department, made the superiors have to suspect that Sanyuan Functional Drink contains high technology.
And worried about the addiction, dependence, and unknown sequelae of drinks.
To this end, superiors deployed a large number of researchers from the oriental medicine system and scientific research institutions at all levels, divided them into hundreds of groups, and worked overtime to conduct research and testing.
However, after more than half a month of urgent research, hundreds of papers have shown that there is a 99% probability that Sanyuan functional drink is not a genetic agent, let alone does not contain "undetectable unknown ingredients."
In fact, it is purified water + white sugar + food coloring + food flavor enhancer.
Coupled with the conscience of Yu Sanyuan, one or two drops of concentrated nourishing Chinese medicinal juice is added to each bottle.
Beverage factories across the country invest the most in water purification systems.
The rest are all supplied by Sanyuan Pharmaceutical.
The cost of a bottle is about 2 cents, which is far less expensive than the cost of a beautifully designed bottle.
As for why it works...
Are Sanyuan vegetables delicious?
Delicious!
Is Sanyuan Fruit delicious?
Delicious!
Is Sanyuan beef delicious?
Delicious!
Are Sanyuan agricultural and sideline products delicious?
Delicious!
Is Sanyuan drink delicious?
Delicious!
That's right.
Sanyuan Agriculture uses its own influence and super exaggerated propaganda to create a global psychological suggestion.
If you are unable to do that due to psychological problems, you will be cured.
In fact, 70% of male problems are indeed caused by mental illness.
And this mental illness can transfer.
For example, if you drink Scream and it works, you may need to drink Scream all the time in the future.
So the question arises, what should I do if it doesn’t work after I drink it?
Then you must ask the pharmacy.
At this time, pharmacies began to sell medicines.
Those that aphrodisiac, those that nourish the kidneys, those that apply gun tips...
It is also recommended to take it with Scream.
After I used it...
Damn, it really works.
Then I will become a regular customer in the future.
In the same way, students, office workers, old men and women are all deceived in this way.
In general, Sanyuan functional drink is an introduction, leading people to buy medicines in pharmacies, and then resident pharmacists and doctors will prescribe the right medicine.
The most important thing is that they can help you add the medicine to the scream, or add it to the roar, or add it to other drinks, ensuring your privacy.
In other words, is it shameful for you to buy aphrodisiacs?
It doesn't matter, I'll pack it into a box of screams for you.
From now on, you can not only come to the drug store to buy it with confidence, but you can also drink it boldly.
You can even drink a whole bottle in front of your girlfriend and show off your talent.
The superiors used the power of the entire East to crack the Sanyuan Functional Drink for more than half a month. After arriving at this result, they were shocked for an entire afternoon.
Damn it!
Damn it!
Damn it!
Yu Sanyuan is such a fucking talent!
…
The leader of the ADM special research team put down his copy and lit a cigarette again.
What he is thinking about now is that Rumsfeld spent 1 billion US dollars to purchase 4.6 billion bottles of sugar water. How unfair is this?
An injustice is an injustice. The key point is that there is no Sanyuan Pharmacy in Japan. After people drink it, they find that it doesn’t work. Wouldn’t the unsold part of it end up in the warehouse?
What will Rumsfeld think then?
Will you vomit blood from anger?
Will it take revenge on Sanyuan Agriculture?
In which field will the next round of conflict occur?
Thinking.
The deputy team leader walked into the office.
"Leader, the North American ban bill has been announced and will come into effect early tomorrow morning."
"I guess they haven't cracked the formula of the three-yuan functional drink, otherwise they wouldn't have made such a big move."
The team leader thought of all the weird expressions on his superiors' faces after receiving the test results, and then imagined North America holding sugar water and swearing that it was a biochemical drug...
This is outrageous!
He rubbed his face vigorously and said, "Inform Yu Yang of this decision first."
"OK."
After a while.
"Leader, Yu Yang is going to Luo!"
"What is Shangluo?"
"In our ancient times in the East, it was called Shangjing or Entering the Capital. After it spread to Japan, during the Warring States Period on Japan, it was often used by the princes who had strong military support to threaten Tokyo, and it was also called Qingjun Side."
"Good guy, you are capable."
The team leader waved his hand nonchalantly, "Ignore him."
Half an hour later.
"Leader, the buses in the area around Shili Camp are carrying about 100,000 old men and women from various cities. They say they want to come to the capital to beg... no, they are crusading against the capital."
"Grass!"
…
The team leader called Yu Yang.
"Comrade Yu Yang, you should understand that the drinks are too hot and have caused a series of troubles. Your superiors just want you to go through a cooling-off period."
"You can't impose a nationwide sales ban on me at this critical moment. I just received a US$1 billion order from Unilever.
Moreover, I transferred the US$1 billion that Rumsfeld used to secretly purchase beverages through offshore accounts to the Marubeni Trading Company account, and then transferred it to the Sanyuan Agriculture account.
What do you think Coke, Pepsi and other beverage companies will think after discovering this?
They will definitely suspect that Marubeni Trading Company, which dominates Dongfang's import and export trade, is secretly purchasing Sanyuan functional drinks to squeeze their beverage market in Wajima.
In this way, they will soon gang up on Marubeni Trading Company.
And the other side.
The Smith family controls Pepsi and Coca-Cola, and the head of North America is Kline, supported by the Smith family.
In addition, North America can’t detect anything from the drinks, so I suspect that my family uses high technology.
At this time, the Smith family, considering their own interests, will definitely order Klin to ban the sale of three-yuan energy drinks.
After the sales ban, Sanyuan Agriculture basically left.
If beverage companies such as Coca-Cola and PepsiCo kill me, their big enemy, and take some time off, will they continue to beat up Marubeni Trading Company?
And will Rumsfeld fight back?
This is definitely a dog-eat-dog situation. "
The team leader was silent for a moment, "If you increase production, ease the rush to buy, and avoid disputes, lifting the ban will not be a problem."
After all, the three-yuan functional drink is just 'purified water + white sugar'. It has no addiction, dependence, and no unknown ingredients. The superiors are completely reassured.
"There is no problem with the beverage production capacity. We can supply as much as we need. The problem is the beverage bottles... I will think of a way."
After Yu Yang hung up the phone, he first urged the machinery manufacturing factory and Santui and other companies to speed up the manufacturing of plastic bottle production lines.
Then turn on the computer to check the construction progress of the beverage factory.
In fact, the ‘three-yuan functional drink’ is not sugar water.
But it is a real Chinese herbal formula.
It is also available for sale in Xiangjiang, Dongshan, and the surrounding cities of Dongshan.
However, after the blitzkrieg began, transportation in the four southern provinces lagged far behind Dongshan. It was difficult to even transport Chinese herbal medicines, let alone build factories. This resulted in the company being unable to spread its beverages throughout the south and north of the Yellow River in a short period of time.
Yu Yang thought about it and suddenly remembered Mrs. Smith's Daniel Smith Company.
The other party recruited a large number of artists and psychologists to create "psychological marketing" and used prefabricated drawing boards to destroy the traditional painting industry in a short period of time.
What if we learn from it ourselves?
So we formulated a sales plan that uses exaggerated advertising, exaggerated promotions, and "purified water + sugar + food additives" to introduce customers to pharmacies, and then doctors and pharmacists will prescribe the right medicine, and then package the concoction into drinks.
In the past half month, the sales volume of this sales plan can only be said to be average. After all, the right medicine is given, and the output cannot keep up.
But the effect is absolutely amazing, especially with the widespread use of computers and the sharing of experience by doctors in 20,000 pharmacies. They can also refer to the plan given by experts from the Sanyuan Pharmaceutical headquarters, which is equivalent to formulating individual prescriptions for each patient.
This also resulted in Sanyuan Pharmaceutical suffering serious losses.
After all, they sell the formula medicine as a drink.
Fortunately, in another week, the plastics factory will increase investment and expand production again, and the beverage factories in the four southern provinces will also be completed and put into production. The real three-yuan functional drink will be on the market. When the time comes, people can buy as much as they want, and there is no need to rush.
Of course, exporting oil to Saudi Arabia and exporting functional drinks to Japan are all true.
After all, there is no Sanyuan Pharmacy that can prescribe the right medicine. Once it loses its reputation, it will not be able to threaten beverage companies such as Coke and Pepsi.
Once they threaten the other party, the Smith family will definitely pursue and fight the Marubeni Trading Company that 'smuggled three-yuan energy drinks', and even the Lao Bu family.
After Yu Yang thought about this, he left the office and drove the three-wheeled mass-produced Laotou Le to the old site of the township compound.
Then he glanced at the sky and walked into the office attached to the blacksmith shop.
Uncle Six picked up fifteen Dongshan Ordnance Company experts outside the gate of Dongshan Military Headquarters, who were studying the 'MIM-23B Improved Hawker' missile.
The missile is 5.03 meters long, 0.36 meters in diameter, and has 1.19-meter wings. The whole missile looks like a fighter jet.
The bomb weighs 634kg and flies at Mach 2.7.
It adopts semi-radar guidance, has dual-thrust solid rocket motor, and has anti-missile and anti-jamming capabilities.
The reaction time is 16 to 22 seconds, and the hit rate is 80%.
Different from the car traction launch system, it can be stimulated by pickup trucks, crawler vehicles, etc.
But it must be equipped with a radar with a radius of more than 100 kilometers and a control computer.
These two things are very difficult to deal with.
Because once the enemy's weapon is used, the other party will definitely find where the missing 'Gai Hawk' is.
Without the use of radar and computers, the two 'Hawks' are completely useless.
Therefore, our own research direction is to configure a radar and a set of controllers.
In addition, some more precise metal parts will be replaced to improve performance.
As well as replacing the solid plastic propellant configured in the dock, and the explosive materials in the warhead configured in the dock.
Unfortunately, without a photolithography machine, new materials cannot be used to enhance the guidance performance and anti-interference ability of electronic devices.
Fortunately, I am only doing research and not using it to fight Old Smith's business machine.
"how?"
"Director Yu, the radar and control computer are easy to handle, and replacing parts and propellants is not a problem, but the warhead needs professionals to dismantle it. I'm worried that it won't be completed there."
"It's okay, you don't need to replace the warhead."
"Okay, what about these computers?"
"After it's done, I'll ask Uncle Six to throw it to the Yellow River, and you can pick it up."
"..."
…
It's night.
There are still 12 hours left before the sale of three-yuan energy drinks is banned in North America.
The match between Xiangjiang Men’s Football Team and Saudi Arabia Men’s Football Team was played as scheduled.
Players from both sides came on the stage, all roaring.
only.
The Xiangjiang men's football team each carried two boxes.
The Saudi men's football team each carried a box.
Upon seeing this, the Saudi coach quickly picked up the walkie-talkie, called the logistics, and used a forklift to deliver 20 more boxes.
When the audience saw this scene, they burst into cheers and whistles everywhere.
A little bit.
The game begins.
Players from both sides took out their roars, and each drank a bottle first.
After the Saudi No. 1 player drank the drink, he felt warm in his lower abdomen and became energetic.
And after receiving a pass from his teammate, the Xiangjiang team players in his field of vision seemed to move slowly...
No, he was too fast.
Sprint, dribble, turn, pass.
The whole movement was done in one go, which was far smoother than training with wooden stakes.
Immediately raised his foot to shoot...
"The ball is in!"
"32 seconds into the game, Saudi Arabia scored first!!!"
The on-site commentator roared.
Saudi fans came from afar to roar, wave Saudi flags, or blow trumpets.
The goalkeeper of the Xiangjiang team angrily drank another bottle.
Then……
The Xiangjiang goalkeeper worked a miracle and drove the ball directly into the Saudi goal.
The Saudi goalkeeper was stunned.
Without thinking, I drank a bottle too.
The Xiangjiang fans were all shouting crazily.
At this time.
The Saudi goalkeeper works wonders...
Unfortunately, maybe he used too much force and only played half of the game.
Fortunately, the Saudi forward grabbed the ball.
He passed the Xiangjiang defender and faced the Xiangjiang goalkeeper one-on-one.
This moment.
The Saudi striker has sharp ears and eyes, swaying left and right...
"Oh, my God, our extremely powerful goalkeeper was knocked down!"
"Saudi has entered again!"
"1:2!"
Saudi fans looked up to the sky and roared, and some even took off their shirts and waved vigorously.
But then.
The Xiangjiang defender drank a bottle and roared, a dragon.
"2:2!"
The Xiangjiang fans roared and all stood up.
However.
"2:3!"
Saudi fans beat their chests wildly.
"3:3!" Xiangjiang fans sang the national anthem.
"3:4!" Saudi fans sang the national anthem.
"4:4!" Xiangjiang fans were tired.
"4:5!" The Saudi fans were also tired.
After all, the opening scene only lasts less than 5 minutes.
Never thought about it.
When people stopped cheering, various rare and wonderful shots began to be staged.
Banana ball, lob, S-ball, upside down golden hook, diving to the top, scorpion tail swing, powerful volley, scoring twice, hand of God, own goal...
The Xiangjiang fans were hoarse from shouting.
Saudi fans are also tired.
Some people even went to the hospital excitedly.
final.
After stoppage time, Xiangjiang defeated the Saudi team from afar with 56:55 in overtime.
It's a pity that it failed to break the single-game scoring record of 134:1 set by Southern United in 1979.
But the number of drinks both parties drank set a world record.
23 bottles per person.
For this reason, the operator of Xiangjiang's stadium, which can accommodate 58,000 people, posted a notice: urinating in the stadium is prohibited.
After the game.
The Hong Kong version of Roar was sold out on the market.
Saudi Arabia, the oil country, once again imported 20 million boxes of Roar.
At the same time, orders from West Asia, Central Asia, and Southeast Asia were overwhelmingly flying to Dongshan, totaling 1 million tons, or about 2 billion bottles.
Even Ice Bear ordered 5 million boxes.
(End of chapter)