Chapter 17 My name is Xu Zhuxian
Xu Xian sat in the passenger seat and watched Li Menglong's performance. After he was out of danger, he felt that everything Li Menglong did was magical. If he invited everyone to eat fried chicken, wouldn't he tell the police?
While he was puzzled, a big hand suddenly appeared on the front hood of the car, and then Li Menglong flew directly through the front window as if out of thin air. He might have been more handsome if he hadn't hit the wall when he landed.
Sitting on the driver's seat, his blood gradually became warm for some reason. He was very sure that he had never driven a car at all after losing his memory.
One hand was stroking the leather-wrapped steering wheel obsessively, his eyes unwilling to leave at all, while the other hand was stretched out in the air. Xu Xian didn't know what the other person wanted. Didn't he give him his wallet?
Fortunately, Xu Doufu seemed to know how to solve his master's problems. He stuck out his tongue and licked it vigorously. The key was that he actually stuck out his tongue afterwards with a painful expression. The most irritating Xu Xian actually knew how to finish the attack: "Follow him." How many times have you told me not to lick dirty things? I won’t ignore you again.”
"I'll go -" Li Menglong firmly believed that the other party was unintentional, otherwise the damage would be too deep: "Key!"
He handed the key to the fierce Li Menglong, but the other party was even more vicious: "I want the car key!"
"Didn't I give it to you?" Xu Xian's anger also rose. Although he saved himself, didn't he remember the previous mistakes? It was so cruel!
"You're still talking back, then tell me where to insert it? Don't tell me the keyhole is square?" Li Menglong thought like this for those who want to joke with him, they have to bear their own anger.
However, the other party did not continue to argue with me. He just suppressed a smile and gently pressed the one-button start button on the front panel. At the same time, he turned his head out of the window and said lightly: "This car is automatically inductive."< br>
After a big mistake, Li Menglong's joy in driving again was instantly washed away. There were two bangs, and the two cars in front and behind were injured more and more. The devastation in front and behind proved that there was a beast. The cars did terrible things to them, but with the help of fried chicken, countless pedestrians chose to forget about it.
After simply making a circle and parking the car not far away, Li Menglong got out of the car depressedly. He originally planned to close the car door vigorously to express his dissatisfaction. Who knew that this broken car had an automatic resistance system? He watched the car door slowly open. Closing it, he was stabbed in the heart again.
Daodao saw that Li Menglong's devastated heart was so broken under the blood that he was unwilling to speak any more along the way. However, the dead dog seemed to be psychic and barked happily along the way.
To be honest, after raising tofu for so long, Xu Xian had never heard it scream so happily. For the moment, he only focused on being happy, and did not notice the blood all the way behind him, or the blood in Li Menglong's heart.
Although a lot of things happened, in fact, in less than half an hour, the two of them returned to Li Menglong's humble home again. Seeing that Li Menglong's home was so dilapidated, they didn't feel looked down upon, but they just felt that they should bring some It came as a gift, but then I realized that I had no money either.
When Xiaoxian walked into the room, he saw Li Shunkui lying on the bed in his underwear, with his toes raised rhythmically. The rhythm accompanying them was clearly their gee, and he was holding a thick book in his hands. Thick book.
Although they couldn't see each other's faces, Xu Xian also knew that Ernie was in a good mood, because they couldn't remember how many times they had sung the song "gee", tens of thousands of times, so when they weren't particularly happy, don't expect to be in private I heard any of them singing this song.
"What are you humming? It's so unpleasant. Can't you have some taste?" Li Menglong, who was in a bad mood, threw the chicken steak at Li Shunkui's feet as a hidden weapon, and at the same time, he snuggled into the small corner of his window sill to heal himself. .
"Why is it so unpleasant? This is a song from Girls' Generation, and you, a simpleton like you, have never heard of it. Have you heard of Xu Tofu?" She was suddenly attacked by Li Menglong, and a big book was slapped directly on her face. She was sullen. the voice asked. As expected, Xu Doufu was told this by Ernie, and the key was that he put it on her head: "Onie, don't be such a joke."
Hearing the maknae's voice, it was like seeing his relatives again on an isolated island. Li Shunkui jumped up and opened his hands excitedly. Seohyun was also infected by the other person's emotions. He smiled and stretched out his hands and legs slightly to take over. Ernie's hug.
But after 30 seconds, there was still no movement. I saw Xu Doufu looking around like a master, minding his own business. Then he felt that there was no smell of the opposite sex in this room, so he jumped directly onto the bed, and Li Shunkui was eating chicken steak. I smiled and threw a piece to it. It licked my palm and smiled happily.
The heart of Li Menglong on the side was shattered into pieces and ground into powder. A gust of wind blew away nothing. He finally understood what it means to be inferior to a dog. The one who regarded his home as his home and his bed. Its bed, his chicken chops as its chicken chops, his girl as...
It seems that he has become accustomed to Ouni's unreliable behavior, at least he can look away much faster than Li Menglong, so he took off his outer coat, took off his mask and hat and began to look at the man who saved himself and Ooni. room.
That's all. When he saw the stacks of books in the corner of Li Menglong's window, his bright eyes became even brighter. In such a simple room, it seemed that the other party couldn't even afford to eat, but he Reading books and eating spiritual food.
In an instant, Li Menglong's image was infinitely elevated in Xu Xian's heart. Just when it was so high that she couldn't even see it, it quickly dropped again. It was more exciting than a roller coaster.
If Li Menglong knew that he had missed one chance to be admired by a beautiful woman, it was just because he saw Xu Xianshi's piggy look, but even if he knew, he would not regret it. After all, he did not want anything to happen.
From the surprised look in the other person's eyes when he saw the book, to the angry look when he saw himself. From the rough waves in front of him to the cute gourd shape on his back, he had to admit that if there was a so-called goddess, she would probably look like this.
"Don't worry, this person has been single for 20 years. He will be fine after just looking at you. He is still a good person." Li Shunkui stuffed the last piece of chicken steak into Xiaoxian's mouth, not to block the other person's mouth, but to Look at Xiaoxian’s annoyed expression when he eats the so-called junk food.
She reluctantly swallowed the chicken steak in her mouth, and when she looked at Li Menglong, she turned out to be much more normal. Although she was still looking at her, there was more of a clear look of admiration in her eyes. Every woman always looks at her when she is praised. More or less happy, it mainly depends on how important the other person is in her mind.
At least now, Xu Xian subconsciously pulls her hair back. She doesn’t remember who taught her that men think the sexiest move for a woman is to pull her hair back.
"For the acquaintance, my name is Xu Zhuxian. Thank you very much for your help to Oh Ni and me." He folded his hands neatly on his abdomen and bowed to Li Menglong meticulously.
"Oh, oh, it's just a small thing, don't worry about it." It was the first time someone thanked someone so solemnly. Li Menglong didn't even know where to put his hands for a moment: "You really don't need to worry about it."
After apologizing, it was time to settle accounts. Although Oh Ni was the instigator, she didn't want to offend that scary person, so she said to Li Menglong word for word: "My name is Xu Zhuxian, and his name is Xu Tofu!"
"Woof woof!" Hearing his master calling him, Xu Tofu opened his sleepy eyes and yelled reluctantly to give his master a face: "Woof woof!"
(End of chapter)