Chapter 31 Article 23
"Let me live here? Forget it, my place is quite comfortable." Li Menglong refused without thinking.
"Why?"
"Then why do you have to let me live here?"
"There are many reasons." Li Shunkui pointed his finger: "First of all, as an assistant, you have to be close to me. What if I meet a fan when you live so far away? There is also a life that you have to take care of. Do you come here every day to Can I deliver food? And I have a charger for the game console..."
Hearing Li Shunkui's absurd and uninhibited reasons, Li Menglong couldn't tell which one he was moved by, but the results were similar. Li Menglong agreed to live in, but his inner plan was to stay with her for a while. .
And Xiaoxian felt that as one of the initiators of this matter, in line with the idea of being responsible for Li Shunkui, she immediately pulled out an expired calendar from the corner and wrote the title on the back: Rules for Cohabitation Period.
"Do you have any requests? Menglong oppa."
"You guys talk first, I'll take a look first."
"Then I'll write it." After speaking to the stunned two people, Xu Xian began to write meticulously: Li Menglong
1. The first floor is a living space, and you are absolutely not allowed to enter the women’s living area on the second floor
2. Responsible for cleaning the public health on the first floor, the woman has the obligation to maintain it
3. Men’s underwear is not allowed on the balcony
4. Absolutely no shirtlessness is allowed, and the shortest shorts must cover the knees
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23. When there are force majeures such as cockroaches or light bulb failure in the room, you can step onto the second floor at your own discretion when invited by a woman
Looking at the eloquent twenty-three articles, Xu Xian felt that there were no interesting loopholes. If Li Menglong strictly abides by this treaty, there should be no accidents.
Li Shunkui looked at the proud maknae. In fact, these are things that will gradually collide in life, but it was difficult for the maknae to work hard, so she also smiled and agreed.
Li Menglong didn’t have any dissatisfaction, it was all what he should or planned to do, and according to Xiaoxian’s contract, he would be less harassed: “I don’t have any other requirements for Li Shunkui, just write a copy of what I said and give it to her. Forget about cockroaches and light bulbs, they can’t be reached even if they don’t dare to hit them.”
"Ah, Li Menglong, what do you mean?" Miss Li Shunkui was naturally unable to bear the ridicule and pointed at the conditions angrily.
"It's so simple. You still don't understand?" Li Menglong explained to her one by one: "The first is not to enter my room, just watch TV in the living room. The second is to clean the second floor by yourself, don't ask me to help. ! ”
When Li Menglong was talking, Li Shunkui couldn't help but complained and glanced at the maknae. Didn't this block her escape route? Li Menglong continued: "Women's underwear is absolutely not allowed to appear on the balcony, and topless is not allowed. The shortest shorts should cover the knees..."
If these conditions are considered normal for Li Menglong, but it is too much to impose them on Li Shunkui like this. Could it be that she, Li Shunkui, would come down naked? And doesn’t he know that women have this eye-catching artifact called hot pants?
In short, Li Shunkui felt that she had been greatly insulted, which really challenged her bottom line, so she started to surround Li Menglong and nag them non-stop, while Li Menglong calmly looked at the TV, as if he didn't hear anything. Xu Xian didn't expect that a treaty would make Li Shunkui so angry, but looking at the two of them as if they had experienced thousands of quarrels, she had the illusion that the two had known each other for a long time.
Sure enough, Li Shunkui no longer dwelled on the treaty, but began to grab the remote control, as if he saw that this room would no longer be deserted in the future. Xu Xian didn't know if he did the right thing, but it was good now.
"Then I'll go back to Oni first, and I'll cook the dishes I learned today for my mother in the evening." Xu Xian put his hair back and said to the two of them.
"Wait for me and give me a ride." Li Menglong got up from the street stall. He didn't even have the desire to say goodbye to Li Shunkui. When he thought about watching TV in the future, there would be this complaining person behind him, and he felt silent for his future life. Two seconds.
"Okay." Knowing that Li Menglong was going back to pack things, Xiaoxian didn't say anything more, but Li Shunkui ran up without saying a word. The two of them put on their coats before seeing each other come down, so they just Neng shouted to the people upstairs.
Li Menglong had already pulled up Xu Xian's sleeves. Who knew what strange things would happen if he dragged him down, but there was probably no way to avoid the disaster. Li Shunkui's panting voice could be heard behind him, and he had obviously run down from the second floor.
Sitting in Xu Xian's car, Li Menglong looked at the pink schoolbag next to him, very curious about what was inside, but even more curious about what Li Shunkui was thinking: "Yeah, I'll just come over tomorrow, you're still afraid that I'll run away" ”
"Tch, this is because as a boss, you care about the lives of your subordinates, why don't you help you move?" Li Shunkui rolled his eyes at him through the rearview mirror.
"If you really want to help me, you can call a moving company. It's up to you to figure out what's going on. It's just you watching me do it." Li Menglong responded unceremoniously. As for what Miss Li Shunkui can do tomorrow. He was skeptical about how much life he dared to do.
"Okay, let's stop here. The broken road inside will hurt your car. Go home and say hello to Mother Xu. I'll go see her after a while." Li Shunkui ignored the bag handed over by Li Menglong and leaned forward and said to Xiaoxian. .
"I know, Oh Ni, please call me if you need anything. Menglong Oppa, too." Finally, she glanced at the two people standing there who seemed to be arguing again. She felt that Oh Ni would no longer be lonely.
"Do your own thing. People like me who have lost my memory know this, don't you know?" Although it was just a small schoolbag, Li Menglong just didn't want to help her carry it, and it wasn't like he couldn't carry it.
But Li Shunkui enjoyed the feeling of arguing so much that he refused to hold it. In the end, he simply skipped and ran forward.
On the path, Li Shunkui put his hands in front of him against the sun and said: "Let's go eat fried chicken tonight. I brought cash this time."
Although he could only see a patch of light, Li Menglong knew that she must be smiling beautifully at this time, and he secretly promised to make her smile all the time. After all, women who love to laugh are not ugly, right?
(End of chapter)