Chapter 192 A series of pranks
Lee Soon Kyu fell into a deep sleep. When he woke up, he didn't know anything. The first question he thought about was the highest proposition in philosophy: Who am I? Where am I from?
After calming down for two minutes, she managed to figure out the cause and effect. The last thing she remembered seemed to be her excitement when the song got allkill.
At this time, she turned around and saw Li Menglong reading at the desk beside her. She felt relieved for no reason. Li Shunkyu reluctantly sat up with his arms, but his whole body was a little lazy.
After drinking a large glass of water from his hand, Li Shunkyu saw that Li Menglong didn't even come over to greet him, and shouted with some dissatisfaction: "I'm awake, little plum, come here and say hello!"
Li Menglong turned his head, and the look in his eyes that seemed to be looking at a mental patient surprised Li Shunkyu, and then he said coldly: "I'm sorry, I don't know how you know my name, but my name is Li Menglong, no. Call me Little Plum!”
"Are you crazy?"
"Haha!" Li Menglong smiled speechlessly: "Please, you are the one who is crazy, right? Have you ever seen someone call someone "Little Plum" when they meet for the first time?"
"First meeting?" Li Shunkyu held his forehead in confusion, wondering what the situation was now.
When he went to find Li Menglong again, he found that he had already walked out. Li Soonkyu got up in a hurry. As soon as he came out, he saw Xu Xian chatting with Li Menglong.
"Sister, are you, a member of the group, sick? Your first meeting was too casual!" Li Menglong said with a frown.
"Oppa, don't worry about it. I'm your biological sister. Just think of me!" Xu Xian patted Li Menglong on the shoulder and said.
"Sister!" Li Shunkyu walked to the side and moved Xu Xian's shoulder with force: "Are you Xu Xian? Do you know me?"
"Of course I know you. We work together, how could we not know you! Soonkyu Unni!"
"Work? What class are we in! We are Girls' Generation!" Lee Soon Kyu shook Seohyun's shoulders.
"Girls' Generation is here, but I don't seem to have you among my members!" Kim Taeyeon also walked over from the side and said with some confusion: "You'd better be your assistant!"
"I'm an assistant? Whose?" Li Shunkyu's mind was already in a mess, and he just followed their conversation.
"Of course it's Mr. Li Menglong, the international superstar. You have to work hard, otherwise even if he looks at Seohyun's face, he won't accommodate you!" Kim Taeyeon began to shamelessly push the blame.
Naturally, Li Menglong couldn't sit still and wait for death, so he stepped forward and put his arm around her shoulders; "As the hostess, you have to be more generous. Although she, Li Shunkyu, is prettier than you, has a better figure, and is taller than you..."
"Who said she is taller than me? Who said that? She is a dwarf with a height of 155!"
"I am 163!" Li Shunkyu replied decisively despite being confused, and then his eyes gradually regained clarity.
"Hehehe, it's all Li Menglong who forced me to act! It's really not me!" Kim Taeyeon shook her hands and backed away quickly.
"Hey, international superstar Li Menglong? I am your assistant, right? Do you need special services?" Li Shunkyu said ambiguous words with the most ferocious expression.
Li Menglong wanted to express his need to see how she would react, but he didn't dare, so he took the initiative to put his legs together and looked like he was ready to be hit or scolded.
A few people joked with each other, and then got some milk and bread for Lee Soon Kyu to eat. Lee Soon Kyu lay comfortably on the sofa and asked casually: "Will my songs continue to reach the top of the charts?"
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Li Menglong and the other three looked at each other with some hesitation on their faces. Li Shunkyu looked at them and said speechlessly: "Just tell me, I can handle it."
In the end, Li Menglong was pushed out and said with some embarrassment: "I'm sorry, what song is it?"
"My single, I met you in the sea of people!" Lee Soon Kyu said as if he wanted to say one more thing: "No, are you still here? I'm already awake now?"
Li Shunkyu felt that it was really painful to live with a group of low-IQ friends around her. Although she admitted that the prank just now was successful, it was just because she had just gotten up.
So she didn't say anything and just held the tablet to search, but after searching, she couldn't find anything related to this song. She, Lee Soon Kyu and the name of this song seemed to have disappeared from the world.
At this time, Kim Taeyeon, as the leader of the group, came over and carefully persuaded: "I know you have been wronged for so many years. If you come up with a single, I will tell the company to give you the opportunity!"
"Who wants your chance? I really released a single. Li Menglong found it for me!" He pulled Li Menglong over and said eagerly: "Tell her quickly, that song is great. Yes, right!”
Li Menglong had a grimace and didn't say a word. Li Soonkyu continued to ask the maknae unwillingly, but the maknae just lowered his head.
She pulled her hair in pain. Was it really just Nan Ke Yimeng? Is it just a joke that she, Lee Soon Kyu, got such an opportunity?
Lee Soon Kyu was indeed Lee Soon Kyu. She searched for Introduction to Architecture with her last hope. When the MV came out, the familiar singing voice and the singer's sunny name told her that she seemed to have been deceived again!
Covering his face with his hands and burying his head on the sofa, Lee Soon Kyu wanted to calm down. After all, he was so embarrassed. On the other hand, she had to control her emotions. She was now thinking of killing those three people. Now that I think about it, Li Menglong and the others just blocked some keywords on the tablet.
But when I looked up again, I saw Li Menglong walking over cautiously holding a cake. The maknae and Kim Taeyeon were both wearing pointed hats, holding toys that could spit out long tongues in their mouths, and they kept patting them with their hands. hand.
"Congratulations to Ms. Lee Soon-kyu. At 13:00 yesterday, she completed the all-kill feat that is unique in South Korea and shocked the world. The three of us admire you so much that we can't express it in words, so we can only carefully prepare a prank, but it hasn't happened yet. I deceived you, you are so smart!" After Li Menglong's set of punches, Li Shunkyu didn't know what to say except smirking. "Everywhere, it's all trivial!" Li Shunkyu laughed wildly with his waist in his hands. Life is about being so proud.
Then when I looked at the bloody word "ALL KILL" on the snow-white cake, it was also very pleasing to the eye.
While she was admiring it, Kim Taeyeon suddenly hit the back of Lee Menglong's hand from below, and a small cake was printed directly on Lee Soonkyu's face.
Li Menglong's face turned green. It really wasn't his attention now. He couldn't waste food. But now it seemed that explanations were useless. Li Shunkyu finally went crazy.
Thirty minutes later, Kim Taeyeon stood up and stretched her sore waist, and said dissatisfiedly: "Come here and help me, I'm so tired!"
"You still have the nerve to say that!" Li Menglong, who was standing on a chair cleaning the ceiling, scolded directly: "If you couldn't reach the ceiling even if you stepped on the chair, I would help you!"
"Yeah, don't start shirking responsibility after you feel good!"
"You are a young child, can you speak over your head? Are you able to say what you just said?" Kim Taeyeon was suppressed by one sentence, and then Li Menglong turned his head and added lightly: "It's my turn to say it. Ah!”
"You two still have time to chat, right? Hurry up and get to work! Everyone is going to rebel!" Li Shunkyu rushed over after cleaning up.
"Can you please let me go? I know I was wrong!" Kim Taeyeon immediately came over and hugged her arm, leaning her head on Lee Soon Kyu's shoulder, and said sweetly.
"Yeah! Be good, go ahead and clean up the cream!" Although Lee Soon Kyu said it gently, the movement of pushing Kim Taeyeon's head was full of violence.
"Why! You didn't dump them all!"
"You slapped it on my face first!"
"That was taken by Li Menglong!"
"I'm just going to see the silent ones, so you don't need to bring mine!" Li Menglong said politely.
After a series of pranks, everyone was very relaxed and didn't want to make dinner tonight. After all, it was such a big and festive event for Lee Soon Kyu, so everyone decided to go out to eat.
Everything was fine during the meal. After all, we were all hungry and just focused on eating. However, when it was time to pay, the problem arose.
One party believed that since it was to celebrate Lee Soon Kyu, she could not be allowed to pay for it, but the other three people would come to chip in.
The other party thinks that it is Lee Soon Kyu's happy event, so you can just come and have fun together. As for the meal, of course Lee Soon Kyu has to pay for it.
It seems that the two sides have a deep love for each other as sisters, but the reality is that the first reason was said by Lee Soon Kyu, and the second reason was said by Kim Taeyeon.
To put it simply, both parties insist on their own opinions, and neither party wants to pay!
Li Menglong looked at this painful scene and listened to the useless conversation in his ears. Fortunately, there were no outsiders. It was really embarrassing.
While eating some of the remaining dishes, Li Menglong continued to feel pain in his balls. He really wanted to slap the table and yell in front of everyone's shocked eyes: "Stop arguing, I'll pay for it."
But just thinking about it, how could he have the money to treat guests? It was still such an expensive table, and four people ate almost 600,000 yuan. Fortunately, Pani went to find friends, otherwise it would have been more!
Li Menglong knew who paid the bill in the end from the beginning of their quarrel, so the two tried every means to please the maknae in the car.
It continued when we got home. This one took out a million-dollar bottle of perfume, and the other took a more expensive bag.
In the end, Lee Soon Kyu simply dug out a few sets of new clothes, but was immediately mocked mercilessly by Kim Taeyeon: "Can the maknae wear your clothes?"
"Mom, I fought with you today. Let me tell you, I have been unhappy since you lied to me this morning!"
"Ah! You got up already in the afternoon! And I couldn't bear it anymore when you forced me to clean. Why!"
Xu Xian put a bunch of things in his hands on the sofa. After a while, the two sisters would come over and ask for more. After all, the temporary relief was not as good as the long-term heartache and the temporary embarrassment.
Hiding in Li Menglong's room, Li Menglong leaned on the bedside and Xu Xian sat on the chair. Unlike Li Menglong who likes to put his feet on the edge of the bed and lean there.
Xu Xian looked like a student in class, with his legs stretched under the desk and his body straight. He put the book on the table and placed his hands naturally on top of each other under the book. He only moved when turning pages.
Accompanied by the screams coming from outside the door from time to time, what responded to them inside was the faint sound of turning pages of a book.
(End of chapter)