Chapter 254 Gold is the beauty of Taiyang
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The golden color is the beauty of Taiyang, and it is an online name that can tell who is a fan at a glance. As for the real name, whether it is Shi Zhenxiang, Zhen Xiajian or Wei Suokuang, no one knows.
After working from 9 to 5 every day, his life is as dull as a glass of boiled water. However, after seeing Kim Taeyeon and Girls' Generation, his life began to have color.
Follow their schedules, find posts in Tieba groups, and read their fan fiction. In the book The Rise of Korean Entertainment, I became the first person to reward 1,000,000 starting coins at once. He is true love for Kim Taeyeon.
However, due to reality and the schedule of the girls, he never even went to a live concert, which I have to say is a pity.
But two days ago, he was shocked by a piece of news: Girls' Generation was actually going to have a live broadcast. When he was working at the time, he thought it was just a joke, but when he came back in the evening and heard people talking about it through various channels, he finally confirmed the authenticity of the news.
So he was restless, he was excited, he couldn't stop, he wished that that day would come immediately in the blink of an eye.
So when the day came, he made a lot of preparations in advance to prevent his boss from working overtime. He asked for leave a day in advance on the pretext that his uncle came to visit, and then turned off his mobile phone.
The electricity bill and Internet bill were charged, and mobile phones, computers, and tablets were all paid there at the same time. Then I went to the author of The Rise of Korean Entertainment to get all the rewards back on the condition that he would not rush for updates. After all, I could see Kim Taeyeon herself. Who is going to reward this product?
When the song on the screen switched to the live broadcast, he was not as excited as he imagined. It was as if he was looking at an old friend he hadn't seen for a long time. After all, he knew this group of people too well.
Just when Lee Soon Kyu reported his height as 163, he started to hit 155 crazily, and even hit 145 frantically. As expected, Sunny immediately became angry in the video.
Looking at Lee Soon Kyu's arrogant look, he felt cute no matter how he looked at it, but he still wanted to chat with Kim Taeyeon, so among hundreds of thousands of fans, he became the luckiest one, and he was turned over by Lee Meng Yonglong , he actually had the opportunity to talk directly to Girls’ Generation.
It's not text, it's not a barrage, but he is actually talking to Kim Taeyeon, Lee Soon Kyu and Seohyun from Girls' Generation using a headset.
But of course Li Menglong wanted to chat with him for a while beforehand. After all, it wouldn’t be good if the other went too crazy for a while, so the two of them wore headsets, one looked for Baidu Translate on his mobile phone, and the other held a palm-sized one in his sacred hand. The book says: "Teach you Northeastern dialect in 2 hours!"
"What do you want to do?" Li Menglong didn't know if he was doing it right or not, so he just said it anyway.
The beauty here is Taiyang's beauty. Hearing the slightly familiar tone and looking at the dialogue that even Baidu didn't recognize, he was helpless, so he could only speak the few Koreans he knew: " Ah, you have it!”
"Don't mess with me! You're so stupid!" Li Menglong saw that the explanation of this sentence was that you were welcome and meant to do business: "Well, don't be too rude, they are not impatient!"
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"Brother, can you speak Mandarin?" Yanse couldn't help but complain. She couldn't help but feel so conciliatory when listening to a foreigner speaking Northeastern dialect.
Of course, Li Menglong couldn't understand this sentence, but after speaking a few words in Chinese, Li Menglong's mind gradually seemed to have some memory of Chinese.
"Sunny, mine! Kim Taeyeon, mine! Xiaoxian, mine! The rest, yours!" Li Menglong actually understood the meaning of the words on the other side.
For a moment, he flipped through the book in his hand crazily and replied word for word: "You idiot, you have some sharp eyesight, let's fight!"
"Brother, are you a Korean pretending to be Dongfang? Brother, you have to admit it!"
"What did you say? Keep it simple!"
"oppa, you, cow worship!"
"You are oppa, your whole family is oppa!" Li Menglong almost got goosebumps when a man called him oppa.
When the two people chatted back and forth word by word, they could make it clear. But what puzzled Li Menglong was that he wasn't a language genius, was he?
"Taeyeon, boss!" Yanse kept searching for some Northeastern dialect in her stomach.
"Taeyeon and the two tigers are fighting each other, Sunny is burying Gutae's, Xiaoxian, the boss!"
"Brother, you promised not to curse?"
"Swearing? Is this a fight? Come on, little bastard!"
It was finally time to chat with the idols, but Yanse had completely fallen into the charm of Northeastern dialect just now. Fortunately, Kim Taeyeon's voice brought him back. With excitement, he rubbed his hands nervously, wanting to speak but his mouth just couldn't open.
Kim Taeyeon naturally opened her mouth and asked Li Menglong what her name was. Li Menglong whispered something in her ear, and then Kim Taeyeon said seriously in Chinese word by word: "Hello, Urinary Sex!" < br>
Following Kim Taeyeon's greeting, the entire live broadcast room exploded, and a group of Northeasterners began to crazily popularize the meaning of urine: a man with backbone and a real man.
Because the other party was about to fight with Li Menglong just now. Although Li Menglong didn't know why, could it be Kim Taeyeon's ownership? However, he felt that this man was quite a man, so he found this word. In his understanding, what Kim Taeyeon said now should be: "Hello, pure man!"
However, how broad and profound the Chinese language is can not be understood by Li Menglong, who has watched Northeastern Dialect for 20 minutes. Slowly the rhythm became unified, and everyone began to swipe the screen: "Brother Pei Xing, speak! Taeyeon is waiting for you. ! ”
Yanse really felt that it would be pretty good if this was a dream. How could she be called such a name when she met the goddess for the first time? He is also planning to explain to Kim Taeyeon the origin of his online name. What should he do now?
"You're such a bear, why are you so weak?" Li Menglong couldn't help but said from the side.
Netizens were instantly shocked. Whenever Koreans learn Chinese, they always follow the Northeastern dialect. It’s pretty standard!
"Bear thing?" Kim Taeyeon repeated, and after receiving Li Menglong's approval, she continued: "Bear thing? Pee sex? Do you hear that? I am, Kim Taeyeon!"
"Urine oppa! I am Seohyun!"
Seeing that Li Shunkyu was about to speak, Yanse really felt that she couldn't stay here today. What a big deal, she was famous for a lifetime.
Then he roared suddenly, Kim Taeyeon and others subconsciously shrank their necks, and then the screen popped up in time: "Touch your head, you are not afraid!" "You bear thing, Taeyeon can scream if you want! Roar!" What!” “That’s right, I’m scaring my goddess, I’m going to kill you!”
Fortunately, his angel Song Qian came back from the bathroom at this time, and communication could finally become normalized, at least he no longer had to listen to the horrible Northeastern dialect.
After expressing his love for Kim Taeyeon and Girls' Generation, they still had to interact with each other as usual. The question was naturally an overly simple one: "Who is your favorite in Girls' Generation?"
Normally, no matter who asked him, he would directly answer Kim Taeyeon. He used to find it funny when he saw various scenes of other people struggling, so he would just tell whoever it was.
But when Kim Taeyeon, Lee Soonkyu and Seohyun are looking at you at the same time, how can this sentence be said so easily? What if the other two of them are sad?
After struggling for a long time, Yanse collapsed under the oppressive gazes of the three girls: "Hey Sanglang, Girls' Generation is fighting!" Then he took the initiative to disconnect, and yes, he ran away.
A man leaned on the chair and looked at the three equally surprised girls in the picture. He never dreamed that one day the girls would frown for him.
He had already turned off the barrage, otherwise he would not be able to bear the barrage that said "Brother Pei Xing is really pissing". Thinking back to the gentle words from the other side, his little hands trembled, and then His face became tangled.
As if he had made great determination, he slowly reached his hand under the table, and then quickly began to pull it.
After searching around for a while, she couldn't find it. Yanse stood up and still didn't jump on the spot, nor did she stand upside down. Finally, she found her phone next to the mouse.
I silently clicked on a payment software, thought about the minimum living allowance for the next half of the month, set aside money for three meals in Shaxian County, and then gave it all away.
Then I saw Kim Taeyeon singing so cutely, so I changed my three meals to instant noodles and continued to give away the rest!
Taeyeon gave it to her, how can she not support Seohyun's singing? So instant noodles became steamed buns and pickles.
Lee Soon Kyu, a bitch, even named her by name: "Pissex! Am I the prettiest? No need to say anything, I understand!"
So he also took out the last money for pickles. Although it was only a few dozen yuan, it was really the last thing he could give. Now he only had money for three steamed buns a day.
However, there were a lot of surprises today. When the live broadcast was coming to an end, Yoona actually ran over to have a meal, and was naturally caught to say hello to everyone.
As expected of Lin Yoon-ah, who is a 10th-dan Chinese speaker, she started speaking Chinese blah blah blah. Kim Taeyeon and others heard it very magically, and they all somewhat admired the second maknae.
However, there will never be a shortage of bitches in this world. A person who is proficient in Korean translated what Yoona just said and posted it. Naturally, there were many people who followed suit, so Kim Taeyeon and others immediately exploded: "What's the matter? You are the most beautiful, but you never say it?”
Seeing the four sisters making a fuss, although they didn't have a happy couple, the deep sisterly love made him, a little fan, completely melt his heart, and he had to give it to him no matter what he said!
So in the end, his meals for the second half of the month became one steamed bun divided into three meals. He also comforted himself that he had lost weight. After all, it is not easy for a fat man who weighs more than 300 kilograms. Of course, the people who share the same disease with him in front of the camera will definitely not Few, but they are happy.
After all, inner wealth is far more important than physical wealth.
The last four of them, together with Xiao Jingshu and Song Qian, sang a song called Gee. The homely painting style, the playful movements, and the dance seemed to be directed at him.
The golden color is Taiyang's beauty that constantly comforts me. It's possible to eat one steamed bun for half a month, eh! If you want to lose weight, be tough on yourself!
(End of chapter)