Chapter 3452 New Ability
Li Menglong didn't respond. Maybe he wasn't ready yet, because he still made some moves, but it might not be his subjective intention.
He actually farted openly while the girls were waiting for answers!
This is not an exaggerated description, but a simple description. Li Menglong actually farted in response. Did he think it was very interesting?
But this idea is undoubtedly an injustice to him. Let’s not talk about whether he wants to do this. Is it a physiological phenomenon like farting that you can do it anytime and anywhere you want?
This was just an accident. After all, he ate so much that he could burp from above and fart from below.
Besides, why should they be so excited? Don't be affected by the extreme remarks of fans outside, and then classify themselves into a non-human group.
In the eyes of fans, girls probably don't even need to eat and can survive by breathing air every day.
In this case, normal physiological activities can be canceled naturally, such as farting and diarrhea...
But fans can just lie to themselves. They must not believe it. This is the beginning of the artist's self-loss.
Besides, it’s okay to lie to yourself, but if Li Menglong follows them every day, they won’t brainwash him as well, right?
Li Menglong could clearly draw the conclusion that not only did these women fart, but how could he describe the smell? Anyway, he had to open the window for ventilation every time.
So he just couldn't hold it back now, why did he target him like this?
Faced with Li Menglong's self-destructive remarks, the girls were so angry that their fingers were trembling. Does he know what he is talking about?
It’s good for everyone to understand some things, but do they have to be described in words?
Besides, they are trying their best to control it, but there are so many people. Maybe that person will suddenly have a stomachache.
As a result, Li Menglong not only failed to see their efforts, but also regarded extremely rare situations as evidence. Did he really want to die?
This time, even Xu Xian on the side couldn't stand by him, because he was also one of the people "ridiculed" by Li Menglong.
Speaking of which, she was quite speechless when she occasionally spoke about Li Menglong's low emotional intelligence. Could it be that he felt that everyone was familiar with him, so he could make some harmless jokes?
But he must always remember that they are women, and they are a group of women who live with all kinds of praise all year round!
So some topics are really inappropriate to talk about. If he continues to be reckless, how will he get along with other members of the opposite sex in the future?
However, considering that Li Menglong has already found a girlfriend, it seems that he has no reason to restrain himself. Maybe Li Shunkyu will feel at ease because of this.
It can only be said that the situation here is a bit complicated, but Xu Xian still tends to teach Li Menglong a lesson. She doesn't want to hear discussions about farting from time to time in the future.
The girls wanted to beat him immediately, but the situation was not right, so they had to find another way.
So the penniless Li Menglong stood at the joint, looking at the tail lights disappearing in the distance, and began to think about how long it would take to walk home.
These women actually kicked him out of the car without him being prepared.
He stopped talking about money at the moment, and his mobile phone was still in the car. This kind of abrupt behavior seems to be only seen in variety shows, so are there cameras around?
Li Menglong just thought about it casually and tried not to make himself too depressed. After all, he also knew how outrageous this idea was.
The so-called hidden cameras also require the cooperation of someone, and if you want to contact them, how can you avoid him, Li Menglong, who is responsible for these.
He was even looking forward to having a staff member show up, so that he could have a companion at least, and he snatched the camera and sold it, so that he could pay for his return home.
It's nothing like now. Looking around, not to mention having no friends, it is indeed quite lonely. These women can't be so cold-blooded, right?
Li Menglong stood there for another quarter of an hour, mainly because he was afraid that the girls wouldn't be able to see him when they came back.
But it turned out that he really thought too much. Why did they come back? Are you afraid that Li Menglong will get lost alone?
After all, he is an adult and a strong man. Even if he really walks all the way back, will it be difficult for him?
Besides, the girls didn't think he would be so innocent. Although they didn't know what he would do, he would definitely find a way.
The girls still recognized Li Menglong's ability in some aspects, but they just didn't say it.
It's not that they were stingy with their praise, but without encouragement, Li Menglong was so out of his element. After getting their approval, wouldn't he be able to fly to the sky?
In order to allow Li Menglong to live safely on the ground, they had no choice but to "wrong" themselves.
And Li Menglong, who had high hopes from the girls, was indeed relatively calm at the moment, and he was quite comfortable walking in the joint.
However, his mind never stopped spinning, and he always had to think of ways to make money. Otherwise, if he went all the way back, he would really be laughed to death by those women.
Even if Li Menglong is as thick-skinned as he is, he still cannot accept this result, so where is his turning point?
According to Li Menglong's usual approach, he would probably pay attention to the fans of young girls. After all, these people are really easy to deceive!
To be precise, everyone should get what they need. Just a little bit of what Li Menglong holds in his hand is enough to drive little fans crazy.
But it's a pity that he really doesn't have anything on hand now. Wouldn't it be a bit shameless to just rely on credit?
Besides, if you want to get credit, you also need to meet their fans. To be precise, the fans must recognize him.
After all, there are so many fans of girls, and it is impossible for him to know everyone. On the contrary, he has a certain degree of popularity.
It's just that Li Menglong encountered the embarrassment that artists often have, which is overestimating his popularity!
Maybe it's because he's always around girls, and he's used to being recognized when he goes out, but he needs to know that fans recognize the girls first, and then subconsciously connect them to him.
Once he leaves the presence of the girls, his sense of personal existence is really not that high.
He had been walking on the street for ten minutes without any cover, and no one even looked at him.
Fortunately, he didn't really think of himself as an artist, otherwise he might feel so disappointed at this moment.
As for the travel expenses back home, could Li Menglong starve to death without those fans?
After all, he was a skilled person, so he could make some money by working as a temporary worker in a fried chicken restaurant.
And he did find a job quickly, but it wasn't at a fried chicken restaurant. Girls always teased him about his many identities. He didn't even realize that his skills were not limited to making fried chicken.
But what should I say? The reason why he found this temporary job was indeed thanks to the "cultivation" of these women.
Without their usual coercion, Li Menglong would not have been able to master this skill. The key is that he didn't even realize that this was considered a craft and could make money?
"Beauty, try lowering your left hand, raise your right hand naturally, and lower your head a little. Don't stare at the camera, just look into the distance..."
Li Menglong recalled in his mind the postures of the girls when taking pictures, and then asked the person opposite to reproduce them through words.
I have to say that the girls are still professionals, at least in terms of poses for taking pictures, and their casual movements are quite classic.
Although it is difficult for ordinary people to completely reproduce, there are still technological means now, and Li Menglong can provide follow-up support for on-site retouching.
This is the "blessing" that girls have brought to him. In the past, he was always forced to take photos of them, and was even responsible for retouching the pictures occasionally, but now he has a use for them.
As for how he found the job, it was a coincidence.
It is said that the person taking pictures on the street was in a hurry to go to the bathroom. Although there were people watching the utensils around him, there were still customers waiting to take pictures.
Li Menglong, who saw this scene, volunteered to stand up. He could take pictures of those women and it shouldn't be that difficult to take pictures of ordinary people, right?
But he soon realized that he was naive. The reason why it was easy to get compliments for taking pictures of girls was because they had good backgrounds.
To put it bluntly, taking pictures of them requires no skills at all. Even if you deliberately want to take pictures that are ugly, you may not necessarily have the ability.
Fortunately, Li Menglong woke up in time. If taking pictures is not enough, then he can do it later. The owner of street photography also provides this service, but his skills are quite average.
That’s normal. Who takes photos and mainly relies on post-production retouching? That is to say, people like Li Menglong can be opportunistic.
At first, his plan was relatively simple, just to help the boss deal with it and then give him bus fare.
But now it seems that not to mention buses, taking a taxi is not a problem.
The boss even took the initiative to propose a long-term cooperation, that is, the other party would be responsible for taking photos, and Li Menglong would be responsible for post-retouching.
The reason why the boss can take the initiative to say this is naturally because the two of them work together very well, and business is really good.
But the boss probably didn't realize that Li Menglong was also a "man of his own." He is now stealing people from the girls. Is this sure to be successful?
Li Menglong is still relatively "loyal", mainly because he understands himself, and his so-called photo editing skills are far less magical than the boss imagined.
He was already a little in a hurry now. After all, girls usually take many pictures that don't need to be retouched at all. According to them, it is already perfect enough and there is no need to add any extraneous details.
And even when it comes to editing pictures, most of them would do it themselves, not trusting Li Menglong's ability as a three-legged cat.
He already felt that it was difficult, especially when the latest picture was sent, it was obvious that there were a lot of places to move.
Since all the customers had paid, Li Menglong couldn't refuse, so he had to borrow the boss's mobile phone to seek off-site assistance.
There was nothing unexpected about the first person he asked for help. Xu Xian was the Bai Yueguang he deserved in his heart!
When Xu Xian saw the unfamiliar number, she actually had some suspicion in her heart, so she secretly avoided the girls and was already ready to transfer money to Li Menglong.
But when he heard Li Menglong's specific request, Xu Xian's brain was completely exhausted: "I repeat, you want me to teach you on the phone..."
There were so many things worth complaining about, Xu Xian didn’t know where to start for a while.
The key is that she is also powerless. She doesn't take many selfies on weekdays, let alone her photo editing skills. In this aspect, she is about as good as Li Menglong.
Fortunately, there are indeed experts in the team, and there is nothing wrong with this aspect. After all, who doesn’t want their photos to be more perfect?
So Yoona was quickly pulled in by Seohyun, but Yoona was very resistant for a time.
"Hey, why are you dragging me to the bathroom? I'm giving you a bath. Please just wipe it yourself. I'm very tired too!"
Yoona held the door frame and kept complaining. She really didn't want to move. Besides, if she wanted to find someone else, there should be a lot of women willing to come and take advantage.
The girls didn't pay too much attention to the "friendly" interactions with the two maknae. Noisy things would enhance the relationship.
Besides, despite what Yoona said, she followed him in the end honestly. It's just that Seohyun doesn't seem to be so bold and unrestrained on weekdays. Why did he suddenly change his gender?
And Yoona soon learned the truth. She could only say that Li Menglong was playing wildly. I thought he was still on his way back, but he didn't expect that he had already found a job?
Under Li Menglong's constant urging, Yoona still provided some guidance remotely, but the effect probably wasn't very good, at least she wouldn't be satisfied with it.
But not everyone has such high demands as hers. Li Menglong wiped the sweat from his head and finally sent this difficult guest away.
At the same time, he also wanted to remind his partners that photo retouching is not a panacea. He also looked at the people he was collecting money from!
While he still has some time to rest, Li Menglong plans to learn two more tricks from Yoona. He truly feels that this is an extremely useful ability. After all, the income is here and cannot be faked.
But Li Menglong wanted to ask for advice, but Yoona didn't agree to teach, especially when he was making money unilaterally!
In other words, since she didn't report to the girls now, she already deserves him. Don't ask for more, he doesn't deserve it!
"No, there are still several people queuing up over there. The worst is, I can share half of it, right? Help me, I will remember your kindness and I will repay you!"
Li Menglong knew Yoona's character very well, so he kept saying the words she liked to hear, which made the corners of Yoona's mouth curve into a crescent moon.
Xu Xian himself doesn't have any objections to the transaction between these two people, but can it be changed to another place?
There are already girls outside the door listening secretly in the corner. They are not suspicious, but they are afraid that the two maknae will start fighting inside.
So it’s really not safe, so just be more restrained, and you have to spend your life to make money!