Chapter 269 I want to consider staying overnight
Guo Jianzhuang still ignores Cai Gen's words and refuses to finish what he wants to say. He will die in peace.
"My grandfather secretly told me at the beginning that since ancient times, there has been a legend about the God of Bitterness, who bestows benevolence with his mouth and becomes a god by sitting on the ground. However, the God of Bitterness is difficult to find, and it is easy not to awaken. No one has ever considered the God of Bitterness. Some time ago, My grandfather received the news that a benevolent person appeared in the underworld. He suspected that the God of Suffering had awakened. The source also said that you are the God of Suffering. If you cook a meal and I eat it, I can go back and become a god. So I came Yes. The last few times I came to pick a fight with you, I wanted to see if there was anything special about you, and to confirm if you were a god of suffering. I’m sorry, Brother Cai.”
What kind of brain circuit is this? You are already making trouble with me. Can I still cook for you? Cai Gen shook his head,
"Then are you sure now that I am the God of Pain?"
Guo Jianzhuang finally finished expressing what he meant and began to listen to Cai Gen's speech. He shook his head,
"I'm not sure. You've always been a coward after we met three times. Kushen is so awesome, but you really don't look like him."
Why is this guy talking so rudely? No matter how good-tempered Cai Gen is, he can’t stand it anymore
"I don't think so. Why are you coming to see me? Xiaosun, see the guests off and close the door to sleep."
Seeing Cai Gen standing up to see off the guests, Guo Jianzhuang quickly stopped Cai Gen,
"Brother Cai, listen to me, don't be anxious. I really can't wait any longer. I won't be hit by lightning. I won't be tough when I speak at work all day long. Even when I sign up, I'm a dwarf. I'll treat a dead horse as a live doctor. Just in case. You are, I’m just here to try my luck, and I won’t let your help go in vain.”
As he spoke, Guo Jianzhuang took out a small cloth bag from his black leather pocket, placed it on the table, and opened it carefully,
"Brother Cai, as long as you cook me a meal, I will give you this God's armor."
God's armor? Looking at the small clothes in the size of a three-year-old, it is difficult for Cai Gen not to think that Guo Jianzhuang is joking
"Xiao Sun, look, I'm going to do this, is it true?"
The sudden change of words was because Xiao Sun picked up the small clothes and put them on himself. The small clothes seemed to have melted, unscientifically covering Xiao Sun's whole body, and then penetrated the outer clothes and penetrated Xiao Sun's skin. On it, a thin layer was left, still glowing with a faint white light.
"Third uncle, this is a genuine product, a genuine product smuggled from above. It has strong defense and is warm in winter and cool in summer."
After Xiao Sun finished speaking, he ran to the kitchen, took out the bone-cutting knife, took off his shirt, revealing his powerful ribs, and looked at his own ribs with the sharp bone-cutting knife as hard as he could. The bone-cutting knife was very powerful. Not even a white mark was left behind.
Cai Gen deeply admired Xiao Sun's demonstration. It seemed that Xiao Sun was very confident in the quality of the things above, otherwise he wouldn't have cut his own ribs with a bone-chopping knife.
Could this be a business opportunity? Will Xiao Sun be at the door every day from now on, chopping ribs from his chest?
It’s too inhumane. Cai Gen shook his head and shook off the idea,
"Xiao Sun, put your clothes on quickly, just in case someone gets up early for a walk and sees that it is indecent."
The clothes were put on, but the divine protection armor was not taken off that day. Xiao Sun's intention was obvious.
Cai Gen sat down and handed Guo Jianzhuang a cigarette,
"Come on, strong brother, smoke a cigarette and speak slowly, you have this treasure. Last time at the leather base, I saw you were beaten very badly. The blood was flowing as if you were free of money. Are you hiding your strength? ?”
This was said in a rather derogatory way, and Cai Gen's intention was more obvious. These clothes are treasures. If they were really put up for auction, they would be worth whatever money they had.
Guo Jianzhuang showed an embarrassed expression for the first time,
"I haven't returned to my position. I can't wear these clothes. This monkey brother is really powerful. He can wear the armor above with a little awakening. It's amazing."
Xiao Sun sat next to Cai Gen and said nonchalantly, "It's either high-end stuff from above, or uniforms from above, stuff from the street."
A group of wild horses ran through Guo Jianzhuang's heart and retorted vigorously,
"Brother, a bad street is also a street in heaven, not an alley like ours. The stuff is good stuff. Do you know how much effort it took to bring it down secretly?"
Cai Gen doesn't understand this. Is it difficult to reincarnate and bring something down?
"Xiao Sun, I remember, didn't you bring some peaches with you? Is it difficult to smuggle?"
Xiao Sun still said something fair,
"It's really difficult, because the operating mechanism of reincarnation has not been understood for so many years. For smuggling, they can only secretly hide things in a place before coming down, and then pick them up after coming down.
It's just that there is no communication between the upper world and the human world now, and it can only be transferred through the underworld. Anyway, the twists and turns are unimaginable, and it requires a lot of money. ”
The remuneration seems to be enough. Cai Gen did not refuse this God's Baojia. He may not encounter anything in the future. With this thing, he will be very fashionable when he wears it. In the future, the store will not be able to open, but he can still perform as a performer.
"Xiao Sun, look, our strong brother has taken out his ancestral armor. How about I cook him a meal?"
Seeing that Cai Gen had expressed his attitude, Xiao Sun grabbed his body and took off the God's armor. His hands turned into children's clothes again. After putting them on the table, he said seriously,
"Third uncle, you would be at a disadvantage if you exchanged your meal for rags that he can't even wear."
Is this Xiao Sun trying to help him by setting a high price? Cai Gen has a new understanding of Xiao Sun’s nature as a profiteer,
"I think it's almost the same. Brother Jianzhuang is still very sincere. However, I remember Xiao Shui said that if you eat my food, you will become a god or a fart."
Xiao Sun shook his head,
"Third uncle, I have not become a fart, but I have lost my fart. He cannot become a god or a ghost. His soul dissipates and jumps out of the wheel of life. He is completely wiped out. The legend is gone forever."
I'll go, clear the data, delete the archive, and irreversibly eliminate it. This requires a lot of determination. Cai Gen looked at Guo Jianzhuang,
"Brother, are you mentally prepared? It's a real failure. You can't even be a ghost."
Oops, grandpa only said that success can directly lead to godhood. Back to the top, he didn’t mention failure. Guo Jianzhuang was a bit vague.
"Brother Cai, are you good at cooking? What is your success rate?"
I have only done this once. Xiao Xiao was successful. Cai Gen told the truth,
"The current success rate is 100%. If you fail, it's 50%, so you'd better think about it."
Guo Jianzhuang flinched a little and put the small clothes back into the package with an embarrassed smile on his face,
"Cai Gen, let me think about it and stay with you for a while."
You should think about it carefully. As long as you are not a madman, you will think about it carefully. Seeing that Zhen Shuiyin has been here for so long, she has been thinking about it. Cai Gen nodded. Although he wanted the little clothes very much, he was not crazy enough to grab it. ,
"You can sit wherever you want. We should sleep."
(End of chapter)