Chapter 300 The Second General Heng Ha
When Xiao Tianmao walked one meter in front of the door, a sudden change occurred, and a golden light shone from the dilapidated door. The relief on the door came down. Yes, he just walked out directly, one step at a time, and walked to When it was on the ground, it was already the size of an ordinary person, and a little taller than an ordinary person, about two meters.
Two big men, with their hair in ancient costumes, naked to the waist, and covered in tendons. One has very dark skin, and the other has very fair skin. They both have big beards, and their leopard eyes are wide open and very ferocious.
The black-faced man glared at Xiao Tmall and said something
"Hum"
A stream of white air spurted out from his mouth and went straight towards Xiao Tmall.
The white-faced man was not idle either. He also glared at Xiao Tmall and said casually,
"Ha"
A stream of yellow gas also spurted out from his mouth, and the target was Xiaoling Tmall.
Feeling the tone of the two muscular men, Xiao Tianmao covered his nose with disgust on his face, but he was not hurt in any way, and he didn't lose his soul.
Is Xiao Tmall immune to these two things? That should be the case. Xiao Tianmao has a better understanding of souls and will not be harmed by souls easily.
I don’t know what other skills these two big men have. If they really attack, Cai Gen really has no chance of defeating these two muscular men in this narrow space.
"Hum"
"Ha"
"Hum"
"Ha"
"Who is it? Send you to me."
"It's the round bright moon."
Cai Gen almost fell down when he heard this. Why is there a talent show? Do you only know how to hum?
The two lyrics were sung so naturally from the mouths of the two muscular men, and even with extensive dance movements, Tianzhu Fan started walking.
Xiao Timao covered his forehead and said feebly,
"Zheng Lun, Chen Qi, why are you two here? You scared me to death."
The muscular man stopped his exotic dance. The ferocious look on his face was no longer there. He sat on the ground in front of Xiao Tmall to alleviate the incongruity caused by the height difference.
The black-faced man said excitedly,
"Brother Tian, you miss me so much. It's been a thousand years since we last said goodbye, right?"
The white-faced man also said happily,
"Brother Tian, Allen and I always talk about the despicable and despicable days the three of us had up there, and we spend our days here just like years relying on memories."
This, is it true that he can't speak, or is he telling the truth? When Cai Gen heard about it, what kind of friends did Xiao Tmall make there?
"Xiaotian, are these two your friends?"
Xiao Tmall knew that he didn't take the initiative to introduce him, and Cai Gen was trying to provoke him. Why is this person so petty? Hurry up and put on a warm smile,
"Master, they are called Second General Hengha up there. The one with the black face is called Zheng Lun, and the one with the white face is called Chen Qi. They are not my friends, they are my younger brothers who are messing with me up there."
Owner? Zheng Lun and Chen Qi looked at Cai Gen. This doesn't look like three eyes, does it? The head shape looks more like that of a tutu. Is he also a disciple of Buddhism?
Zheng Lun has a rather impatient temper,
"Brother Tian, have you changed your master again? Have you also entered Buddhism? Great, we can be together again."
Chen Qi echoed, "Yes, Brother Tian, at that time they said there was no future in following the Three Eyes. Which great Bodhisattva is this?"
Xiao Tmall looked embarrassed, saying that he had no integrity and loyalty, so he quickly explained,
"No, I have not entered Buddhism. This great god is called Cai Gen, and he is my master now."
After being introduced like this, General Heng Ha didn't understand. Zheng Lun and Chen Qi quickly stood up and bowed to Cai Gen.
"May I ask this great Master Cai, which side are you from?"
"Yeah, I've never heard of your name before."
General Heng Ha is quite familiar to Cai Gen. He is considered a celebrity. He is so polite, and Cai Gen also returned the gift symbolically.
"It's our first time meeting you. Hello, I'm not on either side, I'm on my side."
This explanation is amazing. Throughout the history of gods, there are always gangs and sects. Those who stand alone are either killed or beaten to death. I have never heard of those who are on one side. Heng Ha, the second general, looked at Xiao in confusion. Tmall, I hope he can explain it.
Xiao Tmall felt that Cai Gen’s exaggeration was a bit loud, but after thinking about it carefully, there was nothing wrong with it. It was indeed neither of them,
"My master is on his own side. This is unmistakable. You should also understand what it means, right? By the way, why are you here guarding the gate for the All Heavens Association?"
What's the meaning? The second general Heng Ha really doesn't have much idea, but if he can be his own boss's master, he is very powerful and must be respected.
Zheng Lun's mouth was sharper than Chen Qi's, and he began to complain to Xiao Tmall with a sad face,
"Brother Tian, you don't know. When we drew lots, we had no money and no power, so we were chosen very early. God is wise, and luckily among the misfortunes, we cast the lot into two peach trees, and they were carved by an old Taoist. It became two doors.”
Chen Qi complained through the interface,
"Chengmen is pretty good, it's lively and lively. Although it's exposed to the wind and sun, you can still receive some offerings and don't have to suffer as much as human beings. However, I met a half-hearted Feng Shui master who actually buried us together. This burial It’s been hundreds of years. It’s been dark for hundreds of years, and it’s made us both stink.”
Cai Gen doesn't quite understand. Does the tomb still need a door god? This is a half-baked Feng Shui master, he is really awesome.
Zheng Lun's face looked slightly better now, but the resentment in his tone remained unchanged.
"Later it was dug out by tomb robbers, and it was not sold for many years. The materials we used were not very good, and the appearance was not good either."
Chen Qi added next,
"Finally, I was discovered by the All Heavens Society. Lin Wo said that as long as I help her guard the door and the incense continues, there is nothing we can do, so we can barely survive."
After hearing the whole story, Xiao Tmall let out a long sigh,
"You two brothers are so embarrassed. The first-ranked people in the Heavenly Family, the most famous people on the list, are the caretakers of Buddhist families? Or the basement?"
The two brothers blushed when Xiao Tmall said it, and Zheng Lun reluctantly said,
"Being embarrassed is compared to dying slowly without incense. We just want to survive, and there are no evildoers to cause harm to one party. What can we do?
Chen Qi suddenly stood up and regained his fierce temperament,
"I don't feel any shame in taking people's money, eliminating disasters for them, eating their offerings, and working for them. Remember back then, Brother Tian, weren't you in a position to protect yourself? Didn't you do us no favors either?"
Zheng Lun pushed Chen Qi and scolded,
"You are not allowed to talk to Brother Tian like this. He had no choice at the beginning. As long as there is a way out, he will help us."
The argument between the two people made Xiao Tmall feel ashamed. At the beginning, he really had no ability to save his two younger brothers. Now the younger brother is barely surviving, and he is still sarcastic, which is indeed a bit too much,
"Okay, okay, I did have difficulties at the beginning, isn't this coming down? I also turned into a cat body, which is even worse than you. I am beaten and scolded every day. You are just looking after the door, I am giving people Being a pet, sometimes I am not even as good as a pet.”
(End of chapter)