Chapter 314 Why is it me
This is too difficult to do. Even Xiao Tmall’s agility cannot escape. Neither Cai Gen nor the others can escape. They grabbed Xiao Sun with one hand and Zhen Shui Yin with the other. Cai Gen shouted,
"I won't tell you, Xiaoshui, run quickly."
After Cai Gen shouted, in order to cooperate with Zhen Shuiyin's movements, he squatted down. As a result, the usual sinking into the ground did not appear, Cai Gen still stood in the same place.
Seeing Cai Gen's funny actions, Jian Lao Di Shen didn't show any sarcasm on his face, but expressed his sarcasm with actual actions. Xiao Sun was swallowed up by the earth.
Zhen Shuiyin pulled up Cai Gen who was squatting on the ground and said helplessly,
"The land in this area obeys him, and I can't escape."
So awesome? Does he have the final say in this land? How can this make our family’s land-based mother-in-law feel embarrassed?
Besides, why haven’t our rockery gods and earth ladies come over yet?
Cai Gen stood up and shouted tentatively outside the temple,
"Xiao Xiao, waiter, are you here?"
It was just a test at first, and Cai Gen really didn't have any hope, but the answers from Xiao Xiao and the waiter actually came from outside the temple,
"My benefactor, we have been here a long time ago. We can't get in. This land is a bit evil."
"Boss, not only is the land evil, but this temple is also evil. I can't even walk through the wall."
Well, the strongest man screamed in despair, I understand, you have to rely on yourself at the critical moment. Cai Gen touched the brick that had been put in his pocket.
The God of Firmness asked for the third time,
"Where is the Bodhi tree?"
Cai Gen is preparing to answer this question formally this time,
"At your grandma's house."
Jianlao asked God three times, and finally lost his patience. The earth opened a big mouth and swallowed Zhen Shui Yin and Cai Gen together.
They felt their eyes go dark, and then the light suddenly returned. Cai Gen and Zhen Shuiyin came to another space, probably underground.
Cai Gen felt as if he was in a bubble. He could breathe and move, but he couldn't break free from the bubble. There were more than a hundred bubbles in the sky, imprisoning those spirit envoys. The originally dark space was covered by the hundreds of bubbles. Many shining golden bubbles illuminate.
The God of Firmness stood in the center of the space, like a naughty boy blowing bubbles, and also like the master of this space.
"God of Bitterness, although you have an honorable status in the legend, in front of the Buddha, you are nothing more than an evil heretic. I wanted you to convert to my Buddha, but you are stubborn and have a bad relationship with the Buddha. You should reflect on yourself here. When I figured it out, when will I let you out?”
After saying these words, Jian Lao Di Shen closed his eyes, as if waiting patiently.
Looking at Zhen Shui Yin beside him, Cai Gen straightened his body. In fact, it was like a weightless vacuum, and it didn't matter up or down.
"Xiao Shui, you are such a strong god, are you so awesome? Can't you get out even if you transform into an earthworm?"
Zhen Shuiyin also adjusted her body shape to be consistent with Cai Gen,
"Brother Cai, we are just borrowing a road to dig into the land. Now this land belongs to others. If they don't lend me a road, I won't do it either."
"Master, it's all my fault for not awakening my strength. If this happened in the past, what kind of land would it be? I'll burn it into bricks for him."
Cai Gen looked along the sound and saw that Xiao Tmall was in a bubble under his feet.
"Why are you pulling that egg? If I have a somersault cloud, I'm afraid of him? Can't you tell me something nutritious?"
This was Xiao Sun's voice, which turned out to be in the bubble on Cai Gen's left.
"Lao Gen, why didn't you ask me to officiate the wedding when you got married? Do you look down on me? Do you think I am uneducated?"
Who is this? Cai Gen looked around and finally saw Zhang Daquan shining with golden light in the bubble above his head. Brother, when has this been, do you still have the mind to argue with me? Cai Gen's heart felt blocked,
"No, didn't I work out of town? I didn't have much trouble when I came back."
Zhang Daquan refused to give up. It seems that this matter is a big knot in his heart.
"Stop talking nonsense, Lao Gen, you have hosted more than a hundred wedding tables, why do you still want to have a grand wedding?"
This is so embarrassing, I can’t say it myself, just tell the truth.
When Cai Gen got married, he and his wife reached a consensus that the three major events in life are birth, marriage, and death.
It feels a bit silly to find a host when you can only participate when you get married.
So I decided to host the wedding myself without hiring a host, which also saved a lot of money and avoided waste.
Because he knew Zhang Daquan was the host and was embarrassed not to let him host, Cai Gen simply got married without telling him.
Now that he was being challenged in person, Cai Gen was ashamed and was speechless.
Zhang Daquan's mentality is still good and he did not embarrass Cai Gen any more,
"I know you hosted it yourself, and it was very creative. It was my buddy who videotaped you. I watched it twice.
You didn't call me when you got married, and you didn't notify me when you gave birth to a child. I didn't expect that we would see each other here after so many years. Things are unpredictable.
Also, if you had seen me before today, I would not have known.
I've been in that stone for more than five years, and it's driving me crazy.
I often recite wedding hosting scripts to myself. Now my level is so high that I can even go to a TV station.
The appearance fee must be over 5,000 now, and I don’t know if the grandson who took over my body has damaged my brand over the years. ”
I was really holding back. I finally managed to talk to people. I opened my mouth and couldn't stop. I started telling my entrepreneurial history, how to improve my business level, how to find a partner at the wedding, and my child should be in elementary school. I don’t know if my parents are in good health, etc., etc., Zhang Daquan started crying as they talked.
"Laogen, do you think I provoked whom?
Why do I have to stay in that stone for five years?
What did I do wrong?
These grandsons don’t take human life seriously. Isn’t the life of ordinary people just human life?
Not worthy of respect? Is it okay to be trampled on like shit? ”
Although it is a bit confusing, when this encyclopedia was in the stone, I often thought about life, and it makes sense.
Cai Gen couldn't help but nodded, and at the same time put on an expression of shared hatred and hatred.
"Their gods often say, for the sake of the common people in the world, for the peace and prosperity, and for the future generations.
We are necessary sacrifices, our sacrifices are valuable and meaningful, and we will enjoy endless blessings in the next life.
I just can't talk back, fuck my grandma's people, what kind of prosperous times, bullshit, have anything to do with me.
I only have this life, and if it is gone, it will be gone. How difficult is it for me to meet my parents, wife, and children in this life?
I won't care if my next life is good. ”
When Zhang Daquan said that he would not be rare in the next life, Cai Gen blushed a little. He always thought that it would be great to be benevolent and be surrounded by blessings in the next life. In fact, there are some people who are not rare. It is not a big deal.
There were more than a hundred people, but Zhang Daquan was the only one talking here. The others were listening attentively. Maybe they understood their own feelings in Zhang Daquan's description, found their own shadow, and cried with him. Follow him in anger.
(End of chapter)