Chapter 511 Life Telephone Office
He woke up instantly. If this guy's hand was wet and left traces, Huang Ping and the others would be able to track him down immediately.
Or, if this guy is not smart, what kind of nuclear bomb code can he crack again?
Then save him holding the basin of water, the world would be over.
Hurry and nip this possibility in the bud,
"Maomao, you can have fun, chat, and play pranks, but you can't do anything that violates laws and disciplines,
Otherwise, the world would be in chaos and I wouldn’t be able to live. ”
Although it was very difficult, Langlipu’s head still made a contemptuous expression,
"Master, why are you still so timid?
It really hasn’t changed at all, Cheng, Maomao still remembers our rules. ”
rule? Do Maomao and Kushen still have rules?
Cai Gen is curious,
"Do you really remember? Say it again and prove it."
Maomao answered very naturally, as if it was deeply engraved in his bones,
"The rules are, you must always abide by the rules, you must always maintain the rules, and you must not break the rules."
Tongue twister? It was as if this was said but not said. Cai Gen was deceived by this.
"Then what rules need to be followed? What rules should be maintained?"
Maomao was stunned for a long time,
"Master, you set the rules, have you forgotten?"
To be precise, it was decided by the God of Pain, right? Cai Gen really doesn’t know, or forgets,
"Then what rules have I set?"
Maomao controlled Langli and rolled his eyes, although it was not very obvious,
"How do I know what rules you set?"
That's it, I'm stuck in a logic loop.
Cai Gen feels that his vocabulary and IQ cannot solve his current predicament.
Decided to change the topic,
"Can you sense what's going on near Changbai San? Has Naqi left the Lifetime Resort?"
One of Maomao's tentacles suddenly opened the wrong webpage, a sound came, and it was closed again instantly,
"This pop-up window is so annoying. It always appears suddenly and scares Maomao.
How can one sword reach level 10,000? I really don’t know what to think.
That donkey went into the mountains two days ago, and I chased it away. It is no longer near Changbai San. ”
Is Naqi really good at making people angry, or Maomao can cure him? So he's gone, why hasn't he come back yet?
Cai Gen is a little worried,
"Maomao, remember, don't break the law or discipline. If it's okay, I'll die. You have a good rest."
Maomao suddenly became nervous, her phone was pointed at her body, and she stared with scary big eyes,
"Master, if Maomao doesn't break the law, why don't you die?
If you die, Maomao will stop lifting the basin, and Maomao will let the world be destroyed with you. ”
This is a bit surprising. Why give Maomao such a misunderstanding? Cai Gen is a little confused,
"Maomao, don't get excited. I'm not dead. I don't want to die, and I won't die either. Don't always scare me with destroying the world."
Seeing that Cai Gen was serious, Maomao seemed relieved,
"You just said you died first. I thought the death you said was the death I saw on the Internet?"
Wow, as the old saying goes, life is like making a phone call, either you hang up first or I hang up first.
It seems that Maomao has also heard this old saying. It is very bad and easy to misunderstand.
"I mean, I'm hanging up now, no, let's end the video call, okay?"
This time Maomao understood it thoroughly and closed the video without saying goodbye.
Hey, I worry too much every day. Cai Gen feels that for the sake of world peace, he must take good care of his body and live a long life.
The bell rang and the store door opened.
Cai Gen quickly got up and saw Xiao Sun back with a bulging takeout bag. Has it been returned?
Has Long Er had enough of the good life?
Refusal to order food is a big hatred. In Cai Gen, this is a very big hatred.
"Xiao Sun, the delivery didn't go well?"
Xiao Sun put the takeout bag on the table,
"No, the food delivery went smoothly. The cigarettes were sold for ten yuan. This is the game I caught on the road."
Game? Catching game in the city? Small animals caught in the wilderness are called game, right?
"What kind of game is it? It's not someone else's lost pet, right?
Xiao Sun, we have been eating a little vegetarian lately, but the pork is a bit expensive. Tomorrow we will eat chicken,
It's better to let people's pets go, it's too cruel. ”
Xiao Sun opened the takeout bag and threw the contents on the ground.
"Third uncle, who raises this thing? How perverted is it?
Besides, they are not normal creatures. ”
Cai Gen looked at the ground. Isn't the one-eared piglet lying on his stomach the one he had seen twice?
The last time I saw that guy, he was eaten by a beggar man. Why is this still happening?
Could it be that there is more than one of these things?
The little piggy on the ground seemed to have been knocked unconscious by Xiao Sun and lay motionless on the ground.
"Xiao Sun, do you know what this is? Do you still dare to eat it?
I saw him yesterday. He seemed to be able to steal souls at the gate of our community.
But the one I encountered has been eliminated. Where was it caught? ”
Xiao Sun said while changing clothes,
“I didn’t look where I was, but I was riding a battery-powered bike on the road, and this guy got directly into the wheels of my bike. I kicked him unconscious and brought him back.
It didn't look like a spirit, and it was invisible. I thought the price of pork had increased recently, so I brought it back to see if it was edible.
If I can eat it, I will catch it. There are still some outside. I saw them on the way back. ”
After saying that, Xiao Sun went to the kitchen to take out the bone-chopping knife, squatted down and chopped at the little pig.
Cai Gen was so frightened that he closed his eyes. It was too bloody. Who kills pigs with a bone-cutting knife?
There was just a clang, and the bone-cutting knife hit the floor. Sparks flew everywhere. The one-eared pig pretended to be stunned and ran quickly towards the door of the store.
Before Cai Gen and Xiao Sun could react, Piggy hit the glass door, and colorful things splashed all over the glass door.
While looking at Little Piggy, the dead body fell to the ground, its head had been smashed, and a stench filled the air.
How strong is this desire to survive?
How hard did you use to escape?
Seeing the green liquid flowing out of the piglet, Cai Gen felt sick,
"Throw it out quickly. I won't eat anything of this color to death. I would rather be a vegetarian."
Xiao Sun also saw the green patch of green and felt a little pity, but he still threw the one-eared pig out obediently.
The one-eared pig beside the trash can, perhaps feeling that Xiao Sun had gone far and the threat was gone, quickly turned over and stood up.
The wound on his head had already healed, and he didn't dare to look back. He moved his short legs quickly and quickly disappeared into the darkness.
This thing can not only pretend to be stunned, but also pretend to be dead. His acting skills are amazing.
Xiao Sun was very upset and regretted that he had not cut a few times just now, he was deceived.
Cai Gen was still looking around when he saw XiaoTianmao, covered in green liquid, carrying a pig's head and walking into the light.
The eyes are sharp, the claws are sharp, and the steps are powerful.
He walked to the door of the store, threw the one-eared pig's head to the edge of the trash can, glanced at Xiao Sun with contempt, and quickly ran to the constellation house.
Xiao Tmall was trying to be cool. Cai Gen knew that, so he didn’t go into the room to confront Xiao Sun and give up this opportunity.
It must have stunk so much that I had to go back and take a shower.
Based on the stench just now, it is estimated that Howling Tmall regrets letting the blood of the one-eared pig spread all over his body.
(End of chapter)