Chapter 597 Please pet me
Seeing the smoking dog's mouth, looking like it was going to eat or not, the Great Tengu was frightened and pissed at the first moment.
Apart from mechanically flapping its wings, I can't remember any other movements.
In fact, Xiao Tianmao, who has become a disaster, makes people unable to resist.
Seeing the Sengzhengfang Daitengu who was frightened to pee, Xiao Tianmao felt disgusted,
This guy is full of superiority, but in fact he is still not as strong as Long San.
Long San didn't spoil him back then, and he was so happy after being stabbed with a knife.
Come to think of it, Long San's origin is Na Qi's bones. How could he be afraid of Xiao Tianmao?
By the way, an evil idea appeared in Xiao Tianmao's mind. How could he let go of an opportunity to take revenge on Na Qi?
He slapped the Senzhengbo Daitengu to the ground with one paw, then rubbed it with his paws, carefully crushing all the bones, and then returned to its original form.
It has become so big and consumed a lot, and Xiao Tianmao actually feels a little tired.
Zhen Shuiyin kicked the Monk Shobo Daitengu twice. It was soft and there should be no resistance.
"Xiaotian, you really have an overall view of the situation. If you don't eat it yourself, leave it to Naqi."
The Monzhengbo Daitengu was not completely dead yet. Hearing that he was being treated as food and kept here and there like dinner, he felt unspeakably aggrieved.
"Dog God, you can eat me. It is my destiny to become a part of your body. There is no shame in it."
What kind of friction syndrome is this? You are really a cheap person. You are trying to gain self-esteem by being eaten by a strong man. You are a bitch.
Zhen Shuiyin thought the same thing. People over there are like this. When they meet the weak, they are no longer human. When they meet the strong, they act like licking dogs. This is the same virtue.
Xiao Tmall took out a cigarette from Zhen Shuiyin's pocket and smoked a cigarette to relieve fatigue,
"Didn't you see this crotchless diaper? I won't eat it. It's too dirty. Let's leave it to Naqi.
Thinking about it, Na Qi definitely didn't want to eat it. The way Cai Gen forced him to eat it made me happier than eating it myself. ”
It turns out that this is just the bad taste of shit and peeing, Zhen Shuiyin was speechless for a while.
Monzhengbo Daitengu quits, it’s too insulting,
"Dog God, please stop insulting me. Am I not worthy of being your food?"
Xiao Timao flicked the cigarette ashes on his head,
"Who the hell is a dog god? Does it mean he is a dog if he looks like a dog? I'm blinding your dog eyes.
I really don’t care about eating this mutated thing like you. You only deserve to be eaten by a donkey, hahaha. ”
These words are very irritating, especially when paired with Xiao Tmall's smug look, which makes him look like a complete bad guy.
Faced with such a helpless situation, the Monzhengbo Daitengu didn't say anything and fainted from anger.
Zhensuiyin was still careful and took off the samurai sword from the body of the monk Shobo Daitengu and kicked him awake.
"I'm curious, why don't you bring a knife?
I thought your life-saving skill was some kind of Sky-opening Slash. ”
The Monshōbo Daitengu woke up again and looked at his katana, his eyes looked at the sky melancholy, as if he was once again caught in deep memories.
But the memory of this time was instantly brought back by Xiao Tmall's cigarette butt. Although the bones were broken, there was still pain.
"This is made of the tooth of the Tengu that was eaten by me. It always reminds me that my blood is extremely noble. It always reminds me that I have been reborn. It always reminds me"
Zhen Shuiyin kicked him again, reminding the monk that the Great Tengu should faint.
I really want to ask him what brand the plastic bags floating in the sky are made of and how they can fit so well.
"Give this knife to Cai Gen, and it will definitely help you cut mutton with your hands."
Xiao Tmall licked her lips and firmly said
"I can definitely do it."
Can I change my hands to cut the mutton?
Cai Gen also wants to eat hand-cut mutton now, and what he is thinking about is hand-cut mutton.
But what he bit into his mouth was dry old bread.
The old bread is very fluffy and not delicate at all. Except for the golden crust, it looks a bit like bread. It is more suitable to be called a steamed bun.
No cream, no eggs, no cheese, no meat floss, just old bread with flour and a little saccharin. It is said that for a while, many people born in the 1970s continued to pursue this taste, saying that this taste contains youth, memories, ups and downs.
Then all the high-end and low-end cake houses in the streets and alleys carried the banner of this old bread.
What followed was overcapacity.
Because those who reminisce about their youth only hope to reminisce for a little while after drinking too much.
Usually I still prefer Western-style pastries with meat floss, eggs, and rich cream flavor.
Old bread fell off the altar and became an existence that is not much more expensive than steamed buns.
At the same time, it has become a must-have dry food for Cai Gen when traveling at home. It costs one yuan for two, which is economical and affordable.
I didn’t eat breakfast, and after waiting for such a long time for the opening ceremony, Cai Gen was hungry after the second lap. As soon as he reached the third lap.
Naqi's stomach was definitely not as important as his own. Cai Gen forced down a piece of old bread and almost choked to death. The cold mineral water saved his life.
However, the dining experience was very poor. Naqi seemed to be deliberately looking for trouble and was unwilling to see Cai Gen eating.
Cai Gen deliberately found special obstacles to run, so that Cai Gen only took two sips of a bottle of mineral water and spilled more than half of the bottle.
"Naqi, are you sick?
If you don't leave when there's a good road ahead, you're doing it on purpose, right? ”
Although there was the threat of the bone-cutting knife, Na Qi also felt that Cai Gen would not chop himself for such a trivial matter,
"I am burning my life here to illuminate you.
Where do you eat, drink, and enjoy peace and quiet?
Are you human?
Do you have any humanity?
Even if you give me up, how can I compete with you?
Even if you are polite, it will make me feel more balanced.
You disrespect me so much and don't take me seriously.
You coax and pamper me in every possible way for this good-for-nothing landlady. Why are you so indifferent to me? ”
Xiao Xiao, who was bored in every possible way in the back seat, didn’t know what he heard. His face suddenly turned red and he was still explaining,
"Don't talk nonsense. My benefactor is not who you say. He doesn't coax me in every possible way. He just dotes on me."
Xiao Xiao had given full play to her random thoughts, as if Cai Gen really coaxed her and pampered her in every possible way, making up a lot of things that had never happened.
What is all this?
Cai Gen first turned around and pointed at Xiao Xiao,
"Why are you blushing? What are you thinking about? Be serious."
Turn around and pat Naqi,
"Keep your mouth shut and don't live in vain. If outsiders hear it, how do you want me to live?
OK, I pamper you, I coax you, do you want to eat bread? ”
We originally agreed to be polite, but Naqi suddenly changed his mind,
"I eat, I eat, give me two to try."
After saying that, the navigation panel turned into an open donkey's mouth, with those large white teeth that could be used as mahjong.
Although Na Qi did not follow the script, the words had already been spoken, and Cai Gen did not argue with him.
Feeling distressed, I stuffed two pieces of bread into the donkey's mouth, and lovingly, I poured the remaining mineral water into it.
I don’t know if Naqi tasted it properly, but he opened his mouth and said heartlessly,
"If you pamper me any more, I won't have enough."
Xiao Xiao quits, is this a fight for favor?
"My benefactor, I want to eat too."
(End of chapter)