Chapter 602: Care about your fight
At the end of the third lap, Naqi was very proficient in passing the obstacles. With the help of Kinnara, he didn't need to be so cautious in terms of physical strength.
This off-road vehicle is almost like a tank, running on flat roads without touching the ground.
Cai Gen was in such a state of mind that he suffered from motion sickness due to the bumpy ride. He stopped the car halfway and vomited twice.
There was no food in my stomach, and retching was even more uncomfortable. I could only drink water constantly to relieve the dizziness.
Even so, Cai Gen didn't let Na Qi slow down, he finished his work quickly and went home quickly.
Xiao Xiao doesn't care about the speed of the car, as long as it keeps floating.
Duan Xiaohong may have never been on a roller coaster before, but it felt very exciting, and she kept shouting next to her,
"Drive, fish, drive, fish fish"
Really annoyed and helpless, Cai Genqiang cheered up and stopped Duan Xiaohong,
"Duan Tudou, can you please stop?
What was it like driving a carriage when you were a kid? ”
Duan Xiaohong has already put away the pair of flat mirrors. She likes the bumpy feeling very much and is in a good mood.
"I have never driven before. I rode in my grandfather's carriage when I was a child.
Um? Caibangzi, you look very bad?
Are you in a bad mood again? Mental illness again?
I'll give you a 50% discount, do you think that's okay? ”
I won’t give you a penny, and I’ll give you a 50% discount.
Cai Gen had already made up his mind. Looking at the looming pit outside the window, he suddenly thought of Waiter.
"By the way, Hu Xiaocao, have I contacted you? Isn't it over yet?"
"I burned incense and ignored me. I called her and said she was busy.
It's also here in the big pit. It seems to be breaking some kind of formation.
It looked like he was very busy, so he hung up without giving any details.
Well, you also told me that I will go wherever you go. There have been a lot of things going on lately and they just won’t stop. ”
Halo, I am a nanny?
Eat me, drink me, and ask me to take care of the kids?
Now the monthly salary of the nanny is over 10,000 yuan, right?
Even if I’m a man, I’ll get 8,000 yuan, right?
Cai Gen thought to himself that he would definitely add a zero to Hu Xiaocao's IOU when he went back, otherwise it would not be enough to balance the imbalance in his mentality.
With a sudden brake, Naqi stopped.
Fortunately, everyone knew that Naqi was used to doing this, so everyone tied their seat belts tightly.
It's uncomfortable and a little painful to strangle, but it's better than banging your head.
"Uncle Na, what happened to you again?"
"Go and see, what kind of bird is that lying in front of you?"
Cai Gen looked forward carefully and saw that there was indeed a winged creature lying on the ground.
Get out of the car quickly, isn’t such a big bird a protected animal?
I remember hearing that at the bird market, people are often sentenced for selling some birds, so it’s better to be cautious.
Before I reached the place, I looked at the words carved on the ground,
"Food for Naqi, Xiaotian, Xiaoshui."
Oh, it turned out to be food for Naqi.
Cai Gen turned around twice. Is this a dog?
Why do you still have wings?
The small one is three meters long. Cai Gen tried it himself but couldn't move it.
"Naqi, please move forward and eat directly."
Naqi didn't move, seemed to be resisting,
"I don't eat, I don't eat anything from unknown sources.
Look at the mutated appearance. What if I get infected again after eating? ”
I'm dizzy, and I'm picky about food. I just ate half of a Kinnara. Is there food in my stomach?
"Look at how crazy you are. You won't eat this or that. Hurry up and don't waste Xiao Tmall's kindness."
Looking at the ground around him, it looks like there was a big battle just now. Could it be that this thing is quite powerful?
When Na Qi heard what Xiao Tmall had left for him, he hesitated and refused to step forward.
"That bitch cat must not have held in any good farts. I can't eat it either. Who knows if it will cause diarrhea?"
Look, the more he talked, the more excited he became. Cai Gen was just about to work harder and talk to Na Qi, when he listened to the big dog with wings.
"You bully people too much. I will admit whether I win or lose, but I am not strong enough. But it is too much to insult people like this."
Cai Gen was a little surprised that he was not dead and could actually talk.
I squatted in front of the dog's head and observed it carefully. This big nose is really long. Does it always lie?
The dog's eyes were also open. There was no anger, only tears of frustration.
Thinking about it, it must be aggrieved to be fucked by Xiao Tianmao.
"Why are you crying? I have something to say. Who are you? Please introduce yourself."
Our proud Monk Shobo Daitengu’s eyes lit up and he was about to say his name proudly when Cai Gen interrupted him.
"Forget it, it doesn't matter who you are.
Naqi, hurry up, it's still hot and it's not dead yet, do you want to eat it?
Don't waste it if you don't eat it. ”
The Great Tengu of Sengzhengbo suddenly became anxious and his eyes widened. Are all the people here like this?
What I am saying is human. I am not a beast. Do I treat intelligent creatures like this?
"Wait a minute, I can eat it. I have something unclear. Can you clarify it?"
"No, my tuition fee is too expensive. Who can help you solve your doubts for free?"
After saying that, Cai Gen got up and went to get the noose. It was so big that he couldn't even lift it.
The Great Tengu of Senzhengbo definitely doesn’t understand what the supplementary tuition fee is. He has to ask even if he is not allowed to ask.
“Shouldn’t this be the birthplace of civilization?
Why so barbaric?
I am an intelligent creature, I am a higher species, I am the Great Tengu of Monzhobo. ”
What answered him was a noose as thick as a finger, and Cai Gen tied his hind legs.
"Don't talk nonsense, I asked you to come?
I invite you to come as a guest.
It's good that I came uninvited and didn't hit you with a shotgun.
Still want some wine?
Naqi, use some force, throw it back and save it, eat when you are hungry. ”
Naqi was very obedient this time. He quickly tightened the noose and threw the Senzhengfang Daitengu up, accurately landing on the back of the car.
Cai Gen untied the noose and held the wings of the Great Tengu of Sengzhengfang with his hands,
“I don’t take care of my feathers, they are all split, and I don’t take care of them either.
You must live well and don't die. Death will no longer be new. ”
After saying that, Cai Gen didn’t give him a chance to speak at all and got into the car directly,
"If you don't want to eat, just hold on. Eat whenever you are hungry.
You are rushing to get there time and time again, but you still want to treat me politely. What a bad habit.
Duan Tudou, you have done some research, do you think this is mental illness? ”
Duan Xiaohong was still looking back and said,
"Well, the cause of his disease is very complicated, and it depends on the historical development perspective.
It's too complicated and you can't understand it. It should be considered a mental illness, related to their deformed society.
Caibangzi, can you just leave it like that? If you run away again, why don't you tie him up? ”
Cai Gen seemed to have experienced a lot of exercise. He lit a cigarette and breathed exaggeratedly for a long time.
"It's okay, Xiao Tmall dares to leave him like that, he will definitely not be able to escape.
Besides, all the bones were broken, including the dog's head. The only thing that was strong was the nose.
Naqi, come on, where are you waiting for the food?
I gave you something to eat but refused to eat it. Did you change your mind? ”
Seeing the water temperature on the dashboard rising again, and the front engine cover starting to smoke, this was Naqi going crazy again.
"Fu Dou, you bitch, I'm trying to give you a good face. If I don't kick you to death, your life will be in vain."
Why is this so grand?
Cai Gen finally discovered that where the Monk Zhengfang Datengu had been placed, there was a line of words,
"Naqi, is it delicious?
By the way, this guy just peed his pants.
You should pay attention to food hygiene.
I care about you
(End of chapter)