Chapter 942: Where did the year come from?
If these are nothing, Cai Gen can tolerate it. After all, people have different values.
But when it comes to entering the industry, my wife Yuanyuan can't bear it.
Don't you know which line of work you are in?
Are you like Tong Aiguo, who has calculated that his life is over and is anxious to find a successor?
Even if I start working in your field in the future, I still have to follow my mother's fragrant root. What's the point of taking over your job?
Cai Gen was dissatisfied and couldn't speak directly on this occasion.
Seeing that Yuanyuan's face was already ugly, she quickly gave Xiao Sun a look and asked him to confront Duan Xiaohong.
However, before Xiao Sun could speak, Tuantuan spoke first.
"Aunt Duan, I got a double hundred in the exam this year, and there are more than ten double hundred in my class.
The questions were too simple, and they couldn’t create a gap or show me off.
All my knowledge, culture, and knowledge are all in vain. ”
Well, it looks like my wife is doing a good job with her son's studies and he is making rapid progress. This is awesome.
Cai Gengang wanted to praise him a few words, but Cai Tuantuan continued.
"Aunt Duan, do you have a partner?
Almost thirty, right?
Don’t worry if you don’t have a partner, don’t force yourself.
I don’t have a partner, and I think it’s actually quite good to be alone.
It's just that I'm always called single, which doesn't sound right to me. ”
Beautiful, these few words made Cai Gen want to applaud.
Is a ten-year-old kid so eager to talk?
Every sentence touches the heart and reveals the true nature, you are a bit of a potato and a single dog.
After Tuantuan's words, everyone burst into laughter, being amused by the child's words.
However, after covering her face with laughter, Duan Xiaohong was not the only one who felt uncomfortable.
Other single gays also began to take the seats consciously and automatically, and began to smile unnaturally.
The first person to react was Shi Huozhu, who quickly explained.
"I have a partner, baby kiss."
The waiter thought of Hu Xiaocao. He didn't know if they were partners, but they had fought for each other anyway.
"I also have a partner, a long-distance relationship."
Xiao Timao under the table unconsciously felt sad. He was not considered a single, but a widower, my poor Dabai.
Zhen Shuiyin said nothing and looked at Xiao Sun with a blushing face.
Xiao Sun pretended not to see it, as his third uncle's eyes had not expired yet, so he quickly asked Duan Xiaohong.
"Tuantuan is asking you, do you have a partner?"
Duan Xiaohong was about to tell the story about the village chief's son under the influence of alcohol, but was interrupted in time by Xiao Sun.
"Don't talk about your village chief's son. Who can't make up nonsense? I just ask you if you have a partner?"
Seeing that Duan Xiaohong is about to get angry, does this guy act like a donkey and not care about the occasion?
Cai Gen hurriedly reconciled the situation. He could not talk to death, but could only teach his son.
"Tuan Tuan, what kind of dog is not a dog? That is a personal attack.
It's not okay to laugh at yourself. Don't mention it again in the future. It's very rude. ”
Tuantuan was still a little dissatisfied with Cai Gen's strong characterization, and a violent aura was about to form in his eyes.
But fortunately, a gentle white light soothed away all the irritation, and he nodded gently.
"Well, I won't talk about it anymore.
Aunt Duan, I was wrong, I'm sorry. ”
Seeing Tuantuan's surrender, Duan Xiaohong became more energetic and tried to regain her place with a ten-year-old child.
"Tuan Tuan, it's okay, I'm not afraid of what you say.
I'm single, I'm incapable, I admit it.
Then you say you have a lot of knowledge, but even a hundred people can't show you. I don't believe it. ”
Seeing that he could no longer hold back when he touched the white light, Cai Tuantuan became more energetic. "How do you believe it?"
Duan Xiaohong listened to the sound of firecrackers outside and suddenly thought of it.
"Today is the New Year, tell me, how did this year come about?"
Well, where did the year come from?
Cai Gen felt that Duan Xiaohong was not testing her son. She must not know it herself, because Cai Gen also didn't know.
Growing up, I knew how to celebrate the New Year, but I have never studied how the New Year comes. It is just a custom and a habit.
Thinking about it this way, it's a bit unfair to the New Year. I only know how to celebrate the New Year but don't know what the New Year is. It's too harmful to the New Year.
When Duan Xiaohong asked this question, Tuantuan and his wife Yuanyuan looked at each other and smiled confidently.
When Cai Gen saw this scene, he instantly understood, had Duan Xiaohong been shot?
My wife’s after-school class teaches children’s Ming class, and she has been in the field for over 5,000 years. How could my son be stumped by such a question?
Tuantuan stood up and left the table, walked to the center of the store, and felt uncomfortable without a microphone, so he picked up a beer bottle from the ground and used it as a temporary microphone.
Well prepared and emotionally in place, he finally exchanged a confident look with his mother, Yuanyuan, and started his performance.
“Dear elders, Happy New Year to everyone.
My name is Cai Tuantuan, and what I am here to share with you today is the origin of the Five Thousand Years.
Applause can be heard here. ”
After speaking, Cai Tuantuan bowed to the elders at the dinner table.
Cai Gen was dumbfounded. Was this a rehearsal?
Could this be a program deliberately arranged by my wife Yuanyuan?
This routine, this control, and this sense of ritual were definitely deliberately arranged, or at least rehearsed.
Looking at her wife in confusion, Yuanyuan nodded gently to Cai Gen to confirm.
After everyone applauded, Cai Tuantuan seemed to be nervous and forgot his words, so he looked at his mother for help.
Yuanyuan's mouth made no sound, and she made a "talking" mouth shape.
Tuantuan suddenly realized that once he got started, the rest would be familiar.
"Well, that's right, it's said that at the beginning of heaven and earth, there was no year, no time and no space in the chaos.
After the creation of the world, Tai Chi gave birth to two rituals, two rituals gave birth to four images, four images gave birth to Bagua, and Bagua gave rise to all things. Then there was space, which is called the universe.
The ancestor of all things is Tai Chi, and Tai Chi is great, ah. ”
Cai Tuantuan paused, as if reciting words.
"Xihe was born in the tenth day, and Changxi was born in the twelfth month. The sun and the moon rotate, and day and night alternate, so there is time. This is called the universe.
Xihe and Chang Xi are so great, they have become the parents of time, ah.
From then on, the universe was born, ah. ”
There is another pause, is it for applause?
Cai Gen quickly took the lead in applauding, even though he didn't know what his son was talking about.
Anyway, it's like a jingle, it sounds like that's what it is.
After everyone applauded again, Tuantuan did not forget his words this time and continued his performance.
"After the space appeared, the way of heaven gave birth to the green dragon in the east, the white tiger in the west, the red bird in the south, and the black basalt in the north, the four great spiritual beasts.
After time appeared, the way of heaven gave birth to the Golden Crow and the Jade Rabbit, the two original divine beasts.
The six little animals represent space and time, and a happy life with boundless joy. ”
After saying these few words, Cai Gen felt that this was beyond the scope of five thousand years of teaching.
Wife Yuanyuan, what are you teaching me?
Why is there a green dragon on the left and a white tiger on the right, and an old cow on the waist?
Have you read too many novels?
Why did you also incorporate mythology into it?
Is it a small stove specially opened for my son?
You still have endless joy in life, are you overthinking it?
Is it a little off track?
Combined with the identity of his wife, Cai Gen felt that it was not very reliable.
If my son never develops such a worldview, what will he do in the future?
(End of chapter)