Chapter 956: Refund the bottle for 50 cents
Looking at the cell phone broken into parts on the ground, Mother Lingzi felt regretful.
Although the competition for begging is not fierce now, there are fewer and fewer good people who can lend their hands to give money during the cold winter.
To buy such a mobile phone, how many words do you need to say that you are a good person and have a safe life?
He glanced at Tamamo complainingly.
"Just pretend to be dead, why drop it?
How will many of my old customers find me in the future? ”
Tamamo doesn't understand the resentment of the spirit child mother. They are hundreds of thousands of years old, why are they pretending to be here?
Do you belong to the immersion group?
Can't you get out of a character?
He quickly took out a pile of red tickets from his pocket and stuffed them into Mother Lingzi's pocket.
"Sister, it's not easy to fool Cai Gen. If you don't act more realistically, I'm afraid your flaws will be exposed."
Capricorn wiped the foam from his mouth. He was not good at acting. The mother-in-law beat her child, which was really a deadly blow.
"Look, it scares you. Is it necessary?
What can Cai Gen do if he knows?
Are you afraid that he will compete with you for territory? ”
Although there was no answer, Tamamo nodded ten thousand times in her heart.
That poor guy Cai Gen may not understand the significance of this cave after the spiritual energy is revived to the supernatural world.
But if you look at the human world, the commercial value has definitely reached its peak.
Not to mention other effects, extending life can be exchanged for countless worldly things.
Continuing this topic, Tamamo said that it was too bad, so it was better to get down to business quickly.
"Sister, it's almost time. I will control the aura to release and lure the guy over. You will protect me and eliminate any interference."
Mother Lingzi carefully put the phone in her arms and looked towards the far north, feeling the invisible aura.
"It's so far away, can you lead me here?"
Tamamo spread a red carpet on the ground and sat on it, regardless of how many flowers and plants were crushed to death.
The index finger and the middle finger are brought together and placed on the forehead, as if peeling off a cocoon, pulling out a golden thread.
As soon as the golden thread came out, it matched the surrounding aura and shot into the sky like a laser.
In the air, the originally straight golden light twisted and turned into a clock, with the second hand still moving forward.
Looking at the huge clock in the sky, Tamamo was full of confidence.
"Since the spiritual energy has been exhausted, this place is extremely conspicuous.
I'll make another clock, the taunting power should be enough.
As long as he is not blind, he will definitely come this way. ”
Capricorn and Honglei looked at the huge golden clock in the sky, and a sense of humor arose spontaneously.
"Mom, what's going on? Giving a clock can bring about the eve of time?"
"Yes, mom, this is a bit of a joke, isn't it just to amuse the children?"
Mother Reiko listened to her sons' banter, but stood next to Tamamo seriously.
"Just treat him like a child. He has the temperament of a child, otherwise he wouldn't have been in trouble for so many years.
After time is measured, what's the point of having trouble every year?
A completely meaningless thing can persist for so many years. How do you think he will be?
Will eating a few more people or eating a few less people change anything?
Nothing can be changed, so what do you think he wants? ”
Hong Lei was thoughtful, maybe because he had been sealed for too long and had more time to think, so his brain circuits were relatively clear.
"Is it because of loneliness?"
Capricorn looked contemptuous and completely disagreed with his brother's statement.
"I think it's because I'm a masochist and I feel uncomfortable without being beaten."
Tamamo was observing the far north very seriously, but when she heard the conversation between mother and son, she felt very insecure.
"Sister, please be serious, don't let me be killed by one move."
"No way, Capricorn's first wave, Red Thunder's second wave, I will support the third wave, our three mothers will not fall, you are fine, don't worry."
Lingzi mother is still very concerned about this matter. Since she wants to do it, she will definitely not trick Tamamo.
"It's just, sister, are you sure the Xi Beast comes every year?
If it really comes, is the trump card your husband gives you strong enough?
If that guy plays with us, we will become cold quickly. ”
Tamamo's self-confidence seemed not as strong as before. "I think I should be able to do it hard. I have seen my husband fight Time Eve before.
One face-to-face meeting and time paid for it. ”
After hearing the words "I think", Lingzi mother felt Tamamo's uncertainty.
Deciding to be more serious, he took back the begging iron teapot for eating hot pot, held it in his hand, and stood ready.
"You two, stop making trouble. We are here without the protection of heaven's rules and have no immunity to the power of time. Please be serious."
Hearing the warning from the Spirit Mother, Capricorn absorbed the surrounding spiritual energy and turned into the big fat man with Japanese characters all over his body.
Red Thunder stretched out its intact red flesh wings, and red electric light began to surround it continuously.
It really shows their seriousness, their expressions are much more serious.
"Aunt Su, how long will it take?"
Capricorns maintain the shape of a fat person, have difficulty moving and feel uncomfortable.
"There are still two hours."
"Then Aunt Su, why did we pose like this in advance?"
Tamamo looked at Hong Lei who asked questions, then at Capricorn who turned into a fat man, and instantly put away the golden clock in the sky.
"It's just a drill, it's useless so early.
Sister, please put up the hot pot. I want to eat some more lettuce. ”
Mother Lingzi threw the iron teapot onto the bonfire and let out a long sigh of relief.
"Well, let's add some enoki mushrooms, they taste good."
Looking at the elders who were already sitting around the hot pot and starting to serve the dishes, Mojiege also released a belly of spiritual energy and raised his beer.
"Hong Lei, stop holding it. Come on, let's get rid of this box of beer."
After retracting the meat wings, Hong Lei also raised the wine bottle.
"Well, brother, I toast you with this cup, cheers.
I wish you a happy family in the new year, a beautiful sister-in-law, and a smart and cute nephew. ”
With a squeaking sound, Capricorn broke the mouth of the bottle. Can this brother speak human language?
Which pot won't be opened?
Mother Ling Zi was smiling beside her, as if she was approving of Hong Lei's blessing, and her Capricorn temper was not easy to get angry.
Gaba Gaba, he stuffed the whole bottle of beer into his mouth and chewed it up, swallowing nothing left, just like his failed marriage.
Is this the ultimate meaning of Cheers?
Honglei also followed his elder brother's example and not only drank beer, but also ate bottles.
I didn’t feel it had any special meaning, it was just that my mouth was pricked and bleeding.
Licking the blood from his mouth, Hong Lei seemed to understand.
"Brother, are you reminding me that blood is thicker than water and thicker than wine? Is this an allusion to making an alliance with blood?"
After seeming to understand, Hong Lei felt his blood rising.
He chewed another bottle of beer and opened his mouth wide to show off to Ling Zimu and Tamamo, as if to show off.
Look, how passionate our brothers are.
Tamamo was shocked on the outside and tender on the inside by the actions of Ling Zi and her two stupid sons.
Looking for help, he looked at Lingzi mother, indicating that you don't care?
As expected, the spirit child mother spoke and completed the final blow to Tamamo.
"It's 50 cents to return the bottle, you two are wasting money."
(End of chapter)