Chapter 989 Can’t commit suicide
Cai Gen's true intention was not to commit suicide, not to return their favor, and not to lose himself.
So, a situation arises where there is no other choice, forcing you to follow the script.
So what to do?
While Cai Gen was thinking hard, he came up with an alternative idea.
He looked at Xiao Tianmao, who was also nervous, and asked thoughtfully.
"Xiaotian, my suicide method has been banned. Is there any other way?"
Xiao Tianmao was startled, as if he was surprised.
It's hard to say whether it was because he accidentally failed to use the suicide method or because he accidentally asked Cai Gen for his opinion.
"Ah, Master, the suicide method cannot be used, so you still dare to come? Do you want to die?"
Hearing such idiotic lines, Cai Gen couldn't help laughing.
“If you can’t control your own destiny, there’s no point in living!
Say no, Xiaotian. ”
This was obviously not Cai Gen's previous attitude in speaking, and Xiao Tmall did not dare to answer casually.
Looking at Cai Gen, hoping to see some clues.
However, the smile on that fat face showed nothing but a bit of a slap in the face.
Zhen Shuiyin also heard the strangeness from the side and quickly started to persuade him according to his normal thinking.
"Brother Cai, don't talk nonsense. Where are the whole family?
How will your family cope if you are gone? ”
Cai Gen looked at Zhen Shuiyin with a smile, his attitude unchanged.
"There is no way, the suicide method cannot be used!
I can't bear to leave my family, but do you have any ideas? ”
Zhen Shuiyin was unable to say a word when asked.
He could only look at Cai Gen carefully, very carefully, as if he didn't recognize Cai Gen in front of him.
Shi Huozhu listened for a long time and felt something was wrong.
Talking and laughing like this is a matter of life and death, which in itself proves that Cai Gen is not normal.
So if the suicide method really doesn’t work, what should we do next?
Will Zhang Mozi and his wife really make a glorious exit?
Although I am somewhat lucky, I am not that lucky.
"Brother Cai, why can't we use it at this critical moment?
Don't be kidding, are we waiting for you to make up your mind? ”
This damn fat man was so free and easy when he was trying to pass the blame just now.
Now he's shirking responsibility again, I really want to slap him.
Cai Gen resisted the idea of extending his hand.
"The merits of what God Xiao Nian did are immeasurable, especially because he is so humane. Sister Chen has the next generation. I have no reason to refuse, both emotionally and rationally.
Even if there is no need to kidnap me with moral conscience or anything like that, I should still be obliged to help.
However, today's suicide method suddenly doesn't work. Don't you think it's annoying? ”
"Why doesn't it work? Brother Cai, you have to give me a reason, right?"
"It just doesn't work. There is no reason. If I commit suicide, I will definitely be dead.
Azhu, do you want me to try it? ”
Shi Huozhu really wanted to say, there are so many reasons that cannot be refused, and it is still such a critical moment, so just give it a try.
However, this sentence was stuck in my throat and I couldn't say it out.
If these words were spoken, Xiao Sun knew that he would be beaten to death without nostalgia.
Moreover, everything built up with Cai Gen over such a long period of time will be wiped out and Cai Gen will never look at him again.
When in a dilemma, Shi Huozhu gave himself two words and gritted his teeth.
"Forget it, no one can do anything if we catch up.
Brother Cai, it's my fault. I shouldn't have dragged you into this muddy water and implicated you. I'm very sorry.
If I meet you in the next life, I will pay it back. ”
Well, Cai Gen nodded in his heart, this is still a human saying, Shi Huozhu's life was not in vain. After speaking openly, Shi Huozhu cried and took out his cell phone. Just as he was about to make a call, he threw it out angrily.
"What the hell, when are you going to be banned? Even the signals are banned.
I can't even call my mother to say goodbye, it's so awkward. ”
The thrown cell phone hit the car stereo and cracked the screen.
"Damn fat pig, are you sick?
Why are you hitting me when you have nothing to do?
Has your brain been kicked by a donkey? ”
Naqi's voice came out from the car stereo, still so domineering.
Shi Huozhu didn't even think about apologizing and said perfunctorily.
"Okay, the game will be over soon. Uncle Na, please stop saying a few words.
In the next life, no, in the next life, I will repay you, okay? ”
Anyway, they are all empty promises, just open them casually, and Shi Huozhu starts to break the jar.
Na Qi was not affected by Shi Huozhu's words, but opened another topic, if he had something to say.
"Fu Dou, who spread the legend of the God of Bitterness?
Why did I know about that madman before he hacked us to death? ”
Xiao Tmall and Na Qi have known each other for the longest time. They are not in love with each other, but they definitely understand each other best.
When these words came out of Naqi's mouth, the emphasis was definitely not on the legend, but on the God of Pain.
“Naqi, I don’t know either, I just know anyway.
What do you mean, what kind of benevolence?
Damn fat man, do you know? ”
Shi Huozhu was still depressed about the lack of signal on his mobile phone, so he answered casually.
"The God of Suffering has a benevolent heart, suffering, and is surrounded by blessings.
The god of suffering has a meal, eats it, and becomes a god while sitting on the ground.
I don’t know anything, I’ve lived so many years in vain, just living on food. ”
After regardless of venting his frustration, Shi Huozhu suddenly froze and stared at Cai Gen.
As Shi Huozhu finished speaking, everyone in the car looked at Cai Gen, except Sichen who was still immersed in the brilliant exit.
Cai Gen could still be afraid that they wouldn't see it, and he still smiled.
Zhen Shuiyin had the shallowest thoughts, so she managed to be outspoken.
"Yes, Brother Cai is the god of suffering. After eating his food, Zhang Mouse can no longer be a mortal body and directly become a god. Wouldn't it be okay?"
Xiao Tmall was not satisfied with the result. It was obvious that Cai Gen didn't want to say this, let alone Zhen Shuiyin.
"Shut up, Xiao Shui, is anyone qualified to eat the master's meal?
If the blessings are not enough, they will turn into ashes. Isn’t that idiot Guo just gone? ”
Zhen Shuiyin instantly thought of Guo Jianzhuang, who failed to become a god.
Yes, if you fail, you won’t even have a chance to be reincarnated!
Eating that meal was completely unknowable and uncontrollable, and the risk was too great.
If Shi Huozhu still doesn't understand now, he is really stupid.
Cai Gen has made such a big circle, so that's probably what he thinks.
It's just that he can't bring it up himself, so he uses various euphemisms.
You can't say, I don't want to commit suicide, but I can cook for you.
But we have agreed in advance, eaten, become a god and fight the beast, it's done, you are good, I am good, everyone is good.
If you don't eat well, you will die and turn gray, and no one will be able to help you.
At this point, if you don’t say anything yourself, who are you waiting for to say it?
Shi Huozhu looked at Sichen beside him and Zhang Mouzi outside the car.
"Brother Zhang, Sister Chen, we actually still have a chance.
However, the success rate cannot be guaranteed.
This Cai Gen is the god of suffering in this world. If you eat the food he cooks, you can become a god.
I believe you have also heard such legends, right? ”
(End of chapter)