Chapter 1145 The kind little waste
Gungun is not really stupid, just in comparison.
In the past, in the Lei Department, they were all top-notch people, with an average of seven or eight minds, so he was outclassed. But after so many years of exposure, it is difficult to learn well, but very easy to learn bad.
Feeling Huang Ping's kindness, he quickly went down the steps.
After stopping, he put on a confident look.
"Brother Huang is really thoughtful, everything is under my control."
After loading the calf, Gungun felt the cow's tail in his pocket. It was already one-third shorter. He was really careless just now.
At first he regretted it, but Young Master Long's social scolding rang out again. Maybe he was very dissatisfied when he saw the lightning stopped, so he had the confidence to make fun of him.
"The road is hard for a young man who is punished by God, so he must learn to wave his hand.
God's punishment, boy, don't lie down, the aunts in the village will laugh at you.
Put on your socks first and then your shoes. Be a grandson first and then a master.
On a street in the south of the city and in the north, I wanted to find out who the master was.
Your brother Long is as fierce as a wolf, beating his chest with passion.
Classic Quotes: I carry resistance on my shoulders, so don’t be rampant in front of me. ”
Gungun listened to Mr. Long's taunts and couldn't keep up. He wanted to strike him with lightning, but he couldn't bear it. It was so uncomfortable to hold it in.
Everyone was holding back their laughter, but Cai Gen burst out laughing. He really wanted to take out his mobile phone and give Mr. Long a reward of 200 yuan. This trick was definitely memorized on purpose.
According to Mr. Long's level of education, it was really difficult for him to memorize so many words at once. But how could he have the foresight to know that this trick could come in handy?
Hearing Cai Gen's laughter, Gungun felt even more uncomfortable. After glaring at Cai Gen, he started to ask Huang Ping.
"Brother Huang, what do these shrimp soldiers and crab generals do?
Please help me maintain order. Heavenly Court is doing business, and everyone is waiting to disperse. ”
When Huang Ping heard Gungun say this, he suddenly started to sweat.
This Gungun really has no eyesight. Except for those who don't know everyone present, no one he knows can afford to offend him.
If Gungun really gets a haircut, let alone God's punishment, he has to decide whether he can go back or not.
"Brother Gungun, please be patient. Yellow-mouthed kid, what's wrong?
How about we just treat him as farting and pretend not to hear it?
The overall situation is important. ”
This Cha Da's performance was not good at all, and Gun Gun's expression was even more ugly.
Is it okay to pretend not to hear?
It was me who was scolding, not you. You all heard it. Is it useful for me to pretend not to hear?
But the words "overall situation is the most important" once again reminded Gungun that he was not here to argue, he had more important tasks.
If you figure out the matter of heavenly punishment today, you will be able to reach the pinnacle of your life in the future.
Just as he explained himself, a discordant voice sounded next to Cai Gen.
"Little waste, why are people pointing their fingers at you and scolding you?
Are you just pretending not to hear?
Do you have the blood of Tianlong? ”
Although it was said very rudely, and the title "Little Waste" was a bit familiar, I just couldn't remember how familiar it was.
Tianlong's bloodline is indeed very advanced. Is this a compliment? Or is my bloodline finally revealed and someone discovered it?
No, my mother never said that her family has the blood of Tianlong.
This bloodline issue attracted Guang Gun's attention, and he looked at Xiao Tmall next to Cai Gen.
"Beast, how did you see that I have the blood of Tianlong?
What evidence is there? Don't blame power to confuse gods and promote superstition. ”
Such a serious question suddenly attracted everyone's attention, and they all looked at Xiao Tianmao. Everyone thought he had discovered what made Gungun Bloodline so special.
"What kind of evidence do you need? I was born deaf and mute, and I don't even dare to retaliate when I scold me. I don't even want to show my face. Do I need any evidence?"
It turns out that this person is deaf.
Everyone was impressed by Xiao Tmall's mean talk, and even more so by his heartlessness. How could he still be so careless?
Gungun finally understood Xiao Tmall's teasing, and the anger he had suppressed just now emerged again. Didn't you read the almanac when you went out today?
How come you dare to scold yourself when you meet a cat or a dog?
Why am I not as good as before?
In the past, when cleaning toilets, as long as you were humble, you could still receive tips.
What happened today?
Seeing that Gungun was about to go crazy, he ignored it and killed this bitch cat first.
Huang Ping watched anxiously from the side, and quickly stopped him before Gungun made a move.
"He is the roaring dog.
Brother Gungun, he is a roaring dog. ”
Roaring dog?
All of Gungun's anger was replaced by surprise, followed by incomparable disgust, and finally, deep fear rested on his face.
That stinky dog, how many years of performance was deducted from him because he defecated everywhere?
How many times has that stinky dog blessed me so much that I dare not wear trousers?
Speaking of that stinky dog, countless grievances and endless shame echoed in my mind like a movie.
Finally, at the moment when the movie ended, Gungun woke up with a start.
Although Roaring Sky Dog is not a human, it is a real dog, the dog of Erlang God Yang Jian.
The Jade Emperor's nephew's dog is considered a true relative, right?
He knows how much he weighs, and presiding over a heavenly punishment is just that, but if there are others in the Lei Department who are gasping for air, it will not be his turn.
After thinking about this aspect, Gungun forced out a flattering smile.
"Ah, Brother Tian, we are so destined to meet each other thousands of miles away.
I said you just called me a little loser, which made me feel so kind.
It’s been years since anyone scolded me like this, and it really brought back a lot of good memories for me.
To put it this way, you haven’t blessed me for many years, and I really miss you.
It is just inconvenient now, otherwise I will definitely go down and ask you to give me a good blessing. I have been memorizing words recently, and I am really not used to it without your blessing. ”
Cai Gen looked at Gungun who was nodding and hunched over him. This was the first time for him to show his true face, right?
I can't help but feel my teeth are a little sore, and I really want to sigh.
But who is much better than whom?
Are you sighing at the wool?
Whose turn is it to rush to the Kenjie? No matter how hard the neck is, it has to be smashed into pieces. How wooly is it high up?
Xiao Tianmao finally showed a smile of victory. His reputation among the top still had a certain deterrent effect, whether it was a bad reputation or not.
"Okay, little waste.
I just like your look. I've been looking at you for a long time just now. This little brat asked you to pretend. Have you forgotten that you are a little loser?
You don’t need to come down. What should I do next? Do you understand? ”
Gungun continued to bend his waist, at a 90-degree angle, but due to the position, he couldn't look up at Xiao Tmall, so this position was very difficult to achieve. Half squatting and half kneeling, he looked up at a small angle in the sky.
Although the posture is not good-looking, the posture is definitely in place and everyone can see it.
"I listen to Brother Tian, and I will do whatever you want me to do.
Even if you ask me to kill Guan Huilan, I will still dare to do it despite the law of heaven. ”
(End of chapter)