Chapter 1300 A cigarette fart
The taxi turned a few corners and then left the city and got onto the national highway.
Xie An never put out the cigarette in his mouth, as if he always smoked it.
“Isn’t it generally true that a high lama who attains enlightenment is in an old temple in the mountains, surrounded by clouds and cranes?
It’s Chinese New Year, where are you going to join in the fun? ”
The Arhat who holds a bowl thinks that this is just small talk, so let’s just talk.
“Practice in the world is as important as leaving the world.
If you don’t get in, how can you talk about getting out?
As the saying goes, great hermits are hidden in the city.
The donor's understanding was biased. ”
After saying two seemingly profound words, the alms-raising Arhat felt a little complacent.
In recent years, apart from raising pigs, I have also been growing vegetables.
I haven’t read any Buddhist scriptures or anything like that.
These two sentences were written down while reading the novel.
I don’t know if it’s appropriate to use it here.
Xie An'an didn't seem to listen to the Arhat's nonsense at all.
"I heard it all in the book.
You go down the mountain to cheat money in the prosperous times, but close your doors to avoid disasters in the troubled times?
Now that you have finished swindling money, do you want to go back to Ruixue Temple to avoid trouble? ”
The Arhat's eyes suddenly widened and his tone of voice changed.
"Donor, don't talk nonsense, which book said this?
You tell me and I'll sue him.
You can't accuse someone of innocence out of thin air. ”
"Look, why are you still in a hurry?
Forget it, you have a bad attitude, I won’t talk to you anymore.
Yuenu, is Taiqinggou busy? ”
As he spoke, Xie An kept his hands on the steering wheel and turned his head to Munn in the back seat.
Moon was questioned and didn't know what to do for a while.
Just answer it, the Arhat is not happy.
If you don't answer, Xie An will not be happy either.
Neither party can afford to offend themselves, and neither party has a bad temper.
Alas, it is too difficult.
Moon finally decided to answer.
Subconsciously, Mu En told Xie An that he must have some agenda if he could pretend to be like this.
He wouldn't beat himself to death just looking at the Arhat holding a bowl. That's not logical.
"Xie An'an, what on earth are you going to do?
They are all respectable people. It would be unseemly to continue to act like this, right? ”
Moon spoke, which surprised the Arhat and made him angry at the same time.
Just when I wanted to teach her a lesson, I heard the words "Xie An'an".
Why does it sound so familiar?
By the way, the reason why Mu En was able to find me was because Xie An sent her to Ruixue Temple.
So today, it's definitely not a coincidence that Xie An'an comes to visit again.
Through the cover of the mask, the Arhat carefully observed Xie An'an driving.
After taking a good look at this, the Arhat holding a bowl felt very upset.
The Xie An'an in front of him was in such a strange state of existence.
If the material world can be regarded as the cornerstone of human existence.
Well, Xie An's current state has broken this foundation.
He looked at Xie An An driving in the driver's seat, but his perception was empty, as if Xie An An did not exist at all.
A more scientific description would be that a holographic projection of Xie An'an was driving the car and interacting with them.
What kind of situation is this?
There are just two possibilities.
First, one's own perception, due to the reincarnation of the Wheel of Fortune, has been blocked to the point of being extremely weak, and has deteriorated to the point where it cannot be improved.
Second, that is Xie An'an. In this world, the level of existence is beyond the perception range of the almsman.
Regardless of the possibility, it is not good news for the Arhat.
However, as a golden Arhat, he did not think that Xie An'an in front of him could be more powerful than Gong Kanghui.
In this world, those who are destined to be at the top are those who are destined to be at the top. It is just bad luck that they encounter common benefits. They cannot belittle themselves and must be confident.
"Xie An'an? Do you know who I am?"
As if this question was very funny, Xie An stopped and stopped.
He began to laugh out of breath.
Finally, the laughter came to an end, and Xie An took a puff of cigarette before speaking slowly.
"Oh, you're teasing me to death.
I really didn’t expect you to be so cute?
But I want to thank you for taking care of all my happiness this year. I haven't been this happy for a long time.
In order to reward you, I won’t kill you.
Arhat, get off the car, you've arrived at your station. ”
"What a shame! I am an Arhat."
As soon as the words came out of his mouth, the Raised Bowl Arhat punched Xie An'an.
As the fist traveled, it changed from flesh color to golden yellow.
Because the speed was too fast, it actually rubbed against the surrounding air, causing a first-class fire.
Moon nodded unconsciously. It would be good to have a big one.
Last time, I took Xie Ande's car by myself, and I didn't have the strength to resist at all.
Apart from punching a hole in the car window, Xie An was not touched at all.
Today, let’s see if Venerable Nogabarita is as easy to control as myself.
Xie An'an watched the majestic fist hit him without paying attention and did not dodge at all.
He let the Bodhisattva's fist pass through him and hit the car door.
There was a loud bang, and the car door was blown open.
The power of this punch was quite satisfactory to Rao Han.
The golden body effect combined with his own strength caused a car door to fly and drizzle.
However, after retracting his fist, he saw that Xie An was intact.
Just like the fist just now, it hit the shadow without causing any harm.
Xie An sighed and got out of the car. It was very convenient and there was no need to open the door.
Seeing Xie An get out of the car, Arhat kicked another door open and got out of the car.
When Moon saw this situation, he hugged his crutch and followed closely.
Xie An smoked a cigarette and looked at the Arhat Raising a Bowl.
"It's shameless, right?
Anyway, your face has been lost a long time ago.
What more face do you need?
Lifting Arhat, tell me, what can you lift? ”
Being called the wrong name again on purpose made the Arhat raise his hair.
Can lifting a bowl and lifting a basin be the same?
Lifting the bowl embodies an attitude, a belief, and an artistic conception.
What is a lifting basin?
Besides catching urine, it’s just begging, right?
"Say it again, you remember.
I am an Arhat. ”
Xie An looked contemptuous and sighed hard.
"Bah, you can lift a fart.
As the old saying goes, an Arhat who cannot become a Buddha is not a good Arhat.
You can't even become a Buddha, so what can you do?
The top is just a support.
No, it’s a bit insulting for you to even be a scaffolder”
Heartbroken.
This sentence hurts my heart.
Not being able to become a Buddha is indeed a thorn in the heart of the alms-raising Arhat.
The reason why I no longer keep silent and hide is because I want to fight for a future.
Today, Xie An'an actually told the truth.
The alms-raising arhat lost control and went crazy.
"What if I can't become a Buddha? I can lift anything.
Three mountains and five mountains can be lifted.
From all over the world, I can lift it.
Karma is rewarded.
Karma and sin can be lifted."
Before he could finish speaking, Xie An flicked the butt of the cigarette in his hand towards the arhat holding a bowl.
"Here, let me see if you can lift it?"
The cigarette butt fell, and the Arhat raised his bowl with both hands in the sky and went all out.
Golden light erupted all over his body, and the Arhat's Dharma form broke out of his body.
Then, half of Xie An's cigarette butt was smashed into the soil, making no more noise.
"You really can't lift up the hope in this world."
With a cold glance at Moon, Xie An got in the car and left.
(End of chapter)