Chapter 1319 Must show off
Huang Xiaomao didn't seem to know how smelly his clothes were. He raised his face proudly, thinking that Yuanyuan's compliment was sincere.
"That's right, Xiao Yuanyuan, just watch the battle from the sidelines.
Look at me, General Huang, to keep your family safe. ”
This guy also went straight to the head, put on the costume, is he a general?
Xiao Sun opened his blurry tearful eyes and really couldn't stand it anymore.
Just when he thought about out of sight, out of mind, Yuanyuan gave up the idea of escape.
She wiped his tears thoughtfully and asked in a low voice.
"Xiao Sun, what's going on?"
How does Xiao Sun know what's going on?
"General Huang, what's going on with you?
Weren't you scared away just now? ”
Huang Xiaomao was unhappy when he heard this.
The seemingly majestic man waved the golden gun with only a few red tassels in his hand, which intensified the stench.
He wanted to say something harsh, but maybe he felt that saying something against his will was inconsistent with his current status, so he just told the truth.
"It was a bit stretched just now. I don't have the capital to die. It's so frustrating.
The old lady is right, she is indeed ashamed of her ancestors.
On the way back, I thought, if I live a submissive life, so what if I live ten thousand years?
Although I am just a Baojiaxian, it was agreed upon at the beginning.
To protect the family, we must protect the family.
Little Yuanyuan encountered a strong enemy today. I couldn't defeat him and ran away.
So what was promised at the beginning was all a fart?
Did she put me on the list just so I could eat and drink coke?
If I hide today, how will I look in the mirror in the future?
Although I am not a human being, I still want face.
So, I”
Speaking of this, Huang Xiaomao looked embarrassed, as if he didn't quite show his face when he said the following words.
No one expected it.
What Huang Xiaomao said was very sincere.
He honestly admitted his incompetence.
Face your timidity and your cowardice.
In order to maintain one's own moral bottom line.
In the end, he decided to face the promise bravely.
These are all awe-inspiring.
"So, I took advantage of Mr. Huang San not being at home.
He stole the ancestral treasure of our Huang family.
With the blessing of ancestors.
I feel that I can and should protect the promise. ”
When Huang Xiaomao mentioned the word "promise", he raised the alms bowl with one finger of his golden spear.
"Arhat, don't be arrogant, I'm not afraid of you.
General Huang, I worship Sanqing, but I don’t recognize your Buddha. ”
I don’t know if he is emboldening himself or looking for psychological support for himself.
Anyway, after saying these words, Huang Xiaomao's temperament changed.
Pointed at the stinking golden gun, the Alman Raising the Bowl really took two steps back.
He ignored Huang Xiaomao and picked up something on the ground.
Huang Xiaomao took a look and realized that he was being ignored.
Wearing an ancestral treasure, he stole all the Huang family's wealth.
Was he ignored by the other party?
How could he bear this?
From childhood to adulthood, every new year.
The elders of the Huang family would invite these treasures out to worship.
Praise one by one, the origin, use, experience and military exploits of each treasure.
At the same time, they sang loudly about how their ancestors of the Huang family fought bravely to kill the enemy in the Battle of the Gods, and their glorious deeds turned around a thousand times.
The most primitive and simple dream of every child of the Huang family is to wear this treasure, fight on the battlefield, and become famous all over the world.
Today, although I wore it secretly, I was still wearing the dream I had had since childhood.
I can't bear to be ignored. Huang Xiaomao wanted to take action directly and kill this stinky lama who had no eyesight.
However, after finally putting on this outfit, I couldn't bear not to show off.
Just like you obviously married the school beauty and fulfilled your dream since childhood.
As a result, all the classmates and alumni died.
You want to show off and no one understands your good fortune.
How depressing must that be?
Regardless of the Arhat's disregard, Huang Xiaomao thrust the golden gun into the ground and began to show off his golden sword.
"Today, since you are all looking at me curiously.
Let me open your eyes.
I know what a baby is. ”
Everyone was petrified instantly.
No one wants to open their eyes.
No one wants to know what kind of treasure you have.
Everyone endured the pungent smell without any complaints, let alone quarreling.
I just want to finish the fight quickly and go back quickly so that everyone can take a breather.
Why add drama to yourself?
Have you become a stall seller?
All I need is a small speaker hanging on my waist and a microphone on my ear.
After all, they are here to help, but anyone who knows a little bit about the world would be too embarrassed to interrupt his show off, so he could only endure it silently.
After Huang Xiaomao posed, he pointed at the broken golden gun.
The head and handle of the gun were still intact, but the tail of the gun was shortened, as if someone had chopped it off.
Only a few of the original red tassels were left. From a distance, it looked like a golden gun. From a closer distance, there was dirt from this unknown substance on it. It seemed to be rusty or gold-plated.
"This gun is called Gou Chen Gun. It belongs to Emperor Gou Chen. I remember it back then"
Xiao Sun closed his eyes while he was explaining.
I really can't stand it, he's just bragging.
Yuanyuan's idea is relatively simple.
My own Master Huang, no matter how stinky he is, is here to protect his family.
Therefore, it was my duty to play the role of admiration and express my shock at the right time.
To save the silence, Huang Xiaomao was embarrassed.
Moon actually didn't care about Huang Xiaomao's bragging, but was more concerned about the behavior of the Arhat, which was a bit weird.
Covering his nose, he moved closer to the Arhat.
"Master Luohan, you have lost something, I will help you find it."
The arhat holding a bowl was rummaging through the broken ice in the ground. When he shattered the big ice lump just now, the broken ice was scattered all over the yard.
"I'm looking for a mask."
Face mask?
By the way, it was frozen in the big ice knot just now and was forcibly removed. This can be regarded as the merit of Xiao Tmall.
But why are you looking for a mask?
You've grown like this, and it's a little late to think about covering your face now, right?
"Master Luohan, why do you care about these details?
Appearance is just skin, there is no need to be persistent, right? ”
Raising the bowl, Arhat's hair exploded in one stroke, and he whipped both front and back, knocking Moon to the ground.
"Either help, or stop beeping.
It's so smelly, can't you smell it? ”
Moon covered his face and sat on the ground without any shame.
It was as if he hadn't slapped her in the face just now.
Apart from being a little surprised, it wasn't because of being whipped.
"Master Luohan, if you feel bad about the smell, you can cover your nose"
When it came to the nose, Moon didn't dare to talk further.
The face of the arhat holding a bowl has been turned into a twisted chrysanthemum by Gong Kanghui.
Where can I find it? Where is the nose?
You can't cover the whole anus, right?
He quickly lowered his head, lay on the ground, and helped the alms-raising man find a mask.
Shi Huozhu stood upstairs, holding his nose, and was doing well.
Looking at Li Sai next to him, he seemed to have no sense of smell, and he was very envious.
(End of chapter)