Chapter 1508 Anyone who stands in my way will die
Heavenly Court, Lingxiao Palace, and Back Hall.
The Jade Emperor was wearing pajamas and brushing his teeth.
Taishang Laojun ran over in a hurry.
"Jade Emperor, something bad has happened."
The Jade Emperor was already used to being unfaithful about big things.
He didn't stop brushing his teeth and gave a vague answer.
"Oh, Brother Jun, can't we wait until work to talk about anything?
I haven't finished washing yet?
Are you in such a hurry?
In the past two days, I have been studying the "Life Wheel User Manual".
It’s hard to go to bed late at night every day, isn’t it? ”
Hear this secret "Life Wheel User Manual".
Taishang Laojun remained calm and spoke as naturally as possible.
"Do you understand the research?
What does the reversal of the life wheel mean? ”
The Jade Emperor was serious about brushing his teeth.
As the old saying goes, if your teeth are good and your appetite is good, your body will be in better shape, and it will taste better when you eat it.
"This "Life Wheel User Manual".
I have read the previous volume and there is no relevant information. ”
Wow, is it divided into two volumes?
Taishang Laojun didn't understand either, and he didn't dare to ask deliberately.
Still keeping the rhythm of chatting, so natural.
"Jade Emperor, let's read the next volume."
The Jade Emperor finally took the time to look at Taishang Laojun and really wanted to spit in his face.
"Brother Jun, I only have the first volume, not the next volume."
Taishang Laojun was suddenly speechless. It turned out that it was not the whole book.
Can you repeat a few sentences and say them in a seductive way?
"Where is the next volume?"
Switch to one hand and start brushing the teeth on the other side.
The Jade Emperor did not accept his tactics and was very strict.
"Brother Jun, you just said, what's the big deal?"
Only then did Taishang Laojun remember what he was doing.
Quickly put on a nervous and angry look.
"Jade belt, something bad happened. Mulian rushed to the street and passed away.
It also reveals the appearance of the Bodhisattva and regards rules as nothing, which is really too much. ”
"What?"
With a squeaking sound, the toothbrush was bitten off by the Jade Emperor.
He kicked the basin over and threw the toothbrush to the ground hard.
The Jade Emperor cursed loudly.
"What the hell, is Mulian going crazy?
Is this going to turn things upside down?
I went downstairs and saw that they didn't owe rent in the west, so I was a big customer.
In order to maintain customer relations, I turned a blind eye.
But, how dare he interfere in the human world?
Isn't this the ruler on the nose?
Are you not taking our Heavenly Court seriously?
Are you not taking the rules set by everyone seriously?
Damn it, nothing more.
Go and let me know.
Take that land back and tell all the bald donkeys in the west to get out of here.
I won’t rent the place anymore.
By the way, let that one go away.
Presiding over the heavenly punishment, he killed Mulian who threw himself on the street.
And, and.
If there is anything else, Brother Jun, please add. ”
Taishang Laojun wiped it, and his face was sprayed with toothpaste from the Jade Emperor.
Try your best to stay calm and maintain a dignified appearance.
"O Jade Emperor, I won't rent them anymore, I support it with both hands.
I no longer want to rent them, they are not obedient at all.
However, we cannot afford to refund the deposit.
If their deposit is hacked, it probably won't be good. ”
This
Only then did the Jade Emperor remember the deposit.
Where can I get my deposit back?
The flowers are long gone.
"Um, good or not, why am I afraid of them?
The main reason is that I am honest and evict people before the lease expires, which is against the rules.
What the hell, they didn’t even tell me the rules.
Hey, forget it, I won’t harvest the land yet. ”
Taishang Laojun saw that the Jade Emperor put the overall situation first and gave up on reclaiming the land.
Then I remembered the second thing.
The green cow had already contributed a tail last time.
What about this time?
That's my old buddy, I can't continue to mess around with Qingniu.
"Jade Emperor, I think.
It is not in line with universal values to strike down the Bodhisattva as a punishment from heaven. It will send a signal that heaven and the west are at odds.
Isn’t it a bit disunited?
Do you think this is changing the punishment from heaven to condemnation?
I will definitely condemn the west side with the harshest attitude.
Let them give an explanation.
Otherwise, let them find another person who can give an explanation. ”
The Jade Emperor's eyes lit up.
The west side is similar to the Heavenly Palace, and its composition is also quite complicated.
If the one who calls the shots now doesn't cooperate, then choose someone who cooperates to make the decision.
The worst thing is, just reduce or reduce the rent.
“Brother Jun’s idea is very good, let’s do it.
Let me reprimand them severely.
As for, in the human world, Mulian is the one who throws himself into the street.
Do you think your Bodhisattva appearance is great? ”
The Jade Emperor wiped his mouth with a towel, sat on the edge of the bed, and patted the half-meter-thick "Life Wheel User Manual" with his hand.
"He just wanted to die.
Heaven does not punish him, but earth punishes him.
The earth does not punish him, but man punishes him.
If you go to the human world and become a monster, it will be difficult to die. ”
Taishang Laojun took a look and realized that there was some secret that he didn't know about.
Just as he was about to say something, the Jade Emperor waved his hand.
"Brother Jun, go and do your work."
"Jade Emperor, I'm not in a hurry. What do you mean by punishing him?"
"Oh, Brother Jun, can you go out first?
I need to change clothes, are you okay here? ”
Taishang Laojun had no choice but to withdraw.
I was interrupted again, which is so annoying.
Underworld, Palace of the Four-Headed Eagle.
"Great Emperor, Great Emperor, great news, the opportunity has come."
Zhou Qiqi seemed to be of the same lineage as Taishang Laojun, with similar tone and demeanor.
Emperor Fengdu stood in front of the sand table without raising his head.
“Next time, just talk about the key points, don’t use headlines, it’s not pragmatic at all.”
Zhou Qiqi quickly made the point without daring to add any water.
"There is news from the Tenth Palace Yama.
Cai Gen resorted to the method of reaching heaven.
A precise strike captured Di Ting.
Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva crushes the void.
He went to the human world to settle accounts with Cai Gen.
Now the enemy defenses are empty.
It's a good time for us to finalize the deal. ”
"What?"
Emperor Fengdu did not show happiness, but was shocked.
Without kicking anything over, he directly started changing his clothes and preparing weapons.
Lord Taishan Mansion quickly advised from the side.
"Great Emperor, don't be impulsive.
Although Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva is not here, according to rumors, his junior brother Schaeffer is here.
That is a more difficult opponent than Ksitigarbha, so don't act hastily. ”
Zhou Qiqi and other subordinates have been waiting for this day of decisive battle.
“We don’t believe in anything like this.
The opportunity to fight is fleeting, so don't delay it.
Great Emperor, where should we fight first? ”
Emperor Fengdu had finished changing his clothes and looked towards the sky.
"Pass my order, gather all your strength, and open all the spiritual gates."
Zhou Qiqi was immediately confused.
To fight against the Ksitigarbha sect, there is no need to open the spiritual gate.
"Great Emperor, why are you opening the Lingmen Pass?"
"I want to enter the human world and help Cai Gen."
Um?
Everyone present was dumbfounded.
Enter the human world?
Have zombies crossed the line?
Is that okay?
Except for Lord Taishan, everyone was shocked and speechless.
He could only kneel down and silently pray to Emperor Fengdu to take back his order.
Mr. Taishan Mansion can no longer care about anything.
He held Emperor Fengdu's arm with both hands and shook it, charming and charming.
"Emperor, let's not joke, okay?
If we all get over it, wouldn’t the world be in chaos? ”
Emperor Fengdu shook off Lord Taishan's coquettishness.
The great sword was raised.
"I have made up my mind, anyone who stands in my way will die."
(End of chapter)