Chapter 1604 Break into a hundred parts
"Those losers, even if they create Taoist talismans, I can look down upon them.
All of them are uneducated and have no skills, and they are all useless.
Is it necessary to go to such trouble to break a Buddha statue?
How many more are there? ”
Xiao Sun put down the half-drunk three-liter mineral water bucket, and his body was already overwhelmed.
Xiong Haizi was beside him, kicking a few empty buckets boredly, wanting to laugh but not daring.
"Brother Sun, we broke more than sixty just now, and there are probably seventy or eighty more left.
It's almost midnight, will you hurry up?
We haven't finished yet. Will Boss Cai get mad? ”
Xiao Sun squatted hard on the ground with the mineral water bucket in his hand.
"It's not your fault, I have to say something about the backlash.
Wouldn't it be easier to just dig it out?
You just wanted to express yourself and implicated me.
If you like to be angry or not, whoever gets the best will win. I can't drink anymore. ”
Saying this will make you sulky.
Still, he grabbed the mineral water bucket and sipped it as if he were drinking poison.
It's really annoying. You can't use magic yet. The process of creating magic-breaking water cannot be solved by magic, even if Xiao Sun is a water monkey.
Xiong Haizi saw that this was not going to work, the progress was a bit slow, and he had an idea.
"Brother Sun, how about drinking beer instead.
It is said that beer contains diuretics, making it easier to create law-breaking water. ”
Xiao Sun kicked the mineral water bucket away and flew more than fifty meters.
With a simple movement, the water in his stomach was shaking like a hot water bottle, and he almost vomited it out.
He quickly sat down honestly, pointed at Xiong Haizi, and was so angry that he couldn't speak.
Xiong Haizi was startled by Xiao Sun and thought he was going to hit someone.
He thought his suggestion was outrageous and made Xiao Sun angry.
Staying as far away as possible is a submissive explanation.
"Brother Sun, I just want to make a suggestion.
If it doesn't work, just pull it off. Why are you so impatient?
Can't you just pretend I didn't say it? ”
Finally, after suppressing the rising water, Xiao Sun spoke.
"Why didn't you tell me earlier?
What are you still doing? Go buy a beer. ”
Seeing that Xiao Sun agreed, Xiong Haizi turned around and ran to the supermarket at the door.
However, not long after, he ran back again.
"Brother Sun, I have no money, how can I buy it?"
Xiao Sun really wanted to spit in her face.
Why does this child feel so bad when doing things? What is wrong with him?
Any further words felt unnecessary, so Xiao Sun took out a red ticket from his inner pocket.
There is tape on it, which shines brightly under the light.
Xiong Haizi took it in his hand, but it felt wrong.
Why should money be coated?
Is this the price of waterproofing?
He glanced at the light distrustfully, it couldn't be counterfeit money.
This sight shocked Xiong Haizi.
This one hundred yuan was actually made up of small pieces.
Although every intersection is intangible.
But it can still be seen under the light.
"Brother Sun, they say you spend a penny in half, which describes frugality.
Your one hundred yuan, even if it is broken into a hundred parts.
Then it can only be used as a flower for a hundred yuan.
Why?
Is it to remind yourself at all times not to spend money lavishly? ”
Xiao Sun felt very powerless, which he couldn't explain.
Pointing in the direction of the supermarket, Xiao Sun glared and looked like he was going to hit someone.
Xiong Haizi was immediately scared away.
When I came back, I moved four boxes of beer and placed them firmly next to Xiao Sun.
He returned the red ticket wrapped with tape to Xiao Sun.
"Brother Sun, I won't accept it because I'm afraid it's fake money."
Xiao Sun was immediately furious. He spent countless days and nights putting this together piece by piece. If he couldn't spend it, wouldn't his hard work be in vain?
"Why not accept it? There is an anti-counterfeiting watermark, so why not accept it?"
Xiong Haizi was a little aggrieved.
"Brother Sun, I've been told that you can't afford to pay for a small business.
If the banknote detector cannot pass, the defective coins need to be exchanged at the bank. "Oh, you can also go to the bank to change it, Xiao Sun was relieved.
Take the red ticket and put it away carefully again.
"No, no money, where did these beers come from?"
Xiong Haizi opened the beer and handed one to Xiao Sun.
“I originally wanted to press my phone, but they didn’t accept it.
I'm afraid that I'm some new type of scammer who will cause chaos later.
It happened that he answered the phone, and I heard him mention Boss Cai.
So, I tentatively brushed Boss Cai’s face.
It's really easy to use. Just take it and sign it.
Boss Cai is really awesome, he can pull things off just by brushing his face. ”
Of course Xiao Sun didn't know that Lang Jiahao called the nursing home.
I just thought it was Xiong Haizi who was talking nonsense, she still had a small treasury.
Picked up the beer and drank a bottle.
It is much better than water, more flavorful and easier to drink.
After drinking two bottles in a row, I felt something was wrong.
"No, I'm talking about Haizi.
You can take it as you please, you can even bring me a bag of peanuts.
Just let me drink, why are you so stubborn? ”
Xiong Haizi's body trembled when Xiao Sunyi said that.
Carefully, he took out a bag of drunken peanuts from his small backpack.
"Ah, Brother Sun, I almost forgot, I got it for you.
I was busy working just now and forgot to take it out. ”
Xiao Sun looked at a bag of alcoholic peanuts and felt something was wrong with Xiong Haizi.
Especially when I took the peanuts out of the bag just now, the noise inside definitely didn't look like there was just a bag of peanuts.
"Xiong Haizi, you are still pretending to me, what are you hiding?"
Xiao Sun's sudden roar made Xiong Haizi tremble in fright.
He hugged his backpack tightly and shook his head vigorously.
"No, haha.
Brother Sun, you scared me, what can I hide? ”
How could Xiao Sun be confused by him? Cai Gen can manage extensively, but Xiao Sun must be cautious.
Especially since Xiong Haizi is still a newcomer to the team, he cannot let go of any clues.
Without further questioning, Xiao Sun quickly grabbed the backpack with his quick hands.
Before Xiong Haizi could react, the backpack was already in Xiao Sun's hand.
"Brother Sun, there's nothing. Really, you can't go through my bag."
As he said that, he wanted to step forward to snatch it, but was stopped by Xiao Sun's cold eyes.
The warning is obvious. If you take another step forward, you will definitely be beaten.
Xiao Sun pressed his backpack with both hands, and the contents inside made a plastic friction sound.
Um?
Unlike explosives, let alone controlled knives, what exactly did Xiong Haizi secretly pack?
He casually opened his backpack and threw it on the ground.
There was a crash, there was a big pile of snacks.
Yes, just snacks.
Melon seeds, peanuts, grilled fish fillets, French fries, sausages, Oreos.
The variety of this product is almost as good as the carts sold on the train.
"Xiong Haizi, you just brushed my third uncle's face and bought the goods?"
Xiong Haizi swooped down, hugged the pile of snacks, and cried aggrievedly.
"Don't touch my rations, please, Brother Sun.
Two days, forty-eight hours.
I ate five meals of boiled noodles.
I'm so greedy, I really can't stand Cai Gen's food standards.
I really can't stand it anymore. I'm so greedy that I want to eat cat food.
But I searched everywhere and couldn't find it.
It turns out that the bald cat didn't have cat food, so it could join Cai Gen in the banquet.
I'm worse than a bald cat.
It's so hard for me. ”
What can Xiao Sun say, just keep drinking beer.
(End of chapter)