Chapter 1663 Singing without Sound Card
Teddy Bear's lullaby is sung in a roaring version.
Like a rusty shovel dragging along the asphalt.
Occasional pitch rises and falls, like a shovel hitting an obstacle.
Not to mention that it was impossible for Ladong, the hundred-headed dragon, to fall asleep. Cai Gen felt like a cat scratching his head when he heard this, and he was so anxious that he wanted to pull his hair out.
However, Cai Gen couldn't help but scratch the ground with his toes to relieve the psychological pressure.
Finally, the great D4 group sang a lullaby.
When the teddy bear took its customary bow, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, they are all civilized people and did not hit anyone because they couldn't bear it.
It's just the hopeless look in their eyes.
All of them expressed that they were also under tremendous pressure.
Ladon in the distance began to dig at the ground with his paws.
That is to say, far away, he still needs to protect the apple tree, otherwise he will definitely come and kill the teddy bear.
“Boss Cai, it’s done.
It’s not that I don’t want to sing, it’s useless. ”
Why is it useless?
What a spiritual attack.
Cai Gen really learned the lesson.
"I think if you sing it a few more times, Ladon will go crazy.
I guess I have to hold the golden apple tree and gnaw on it, which is considered to have achieved my goal.
Otherwise, how many more times can you sing it? ”
Xiao Sun was sitting on the ground, and the flowers and plants around him had been plucked out by him.
Not caring about the dirt on his hands, he reached out and grabbed Cai Gen's trousers.
"Third uncle, I'm convinced, don't let them sing anymore.
I'm not as strong as you.
I admit, I failed.
Listen to it again, and I will go crazy again. If Radong is not crazy, I will be crazy.
Just now, I resisted the urge to die with him, which reminded me of the master's tightening curse.
Chanting mantras to the sky is a physical attack, but this mental attack is unbearable. ”
As for that?
Cai Gen pulled his feet out of the soil and stamped on the ground vigorously.
"Okay, then stop singing.
This thing doesn't distinguish between friend and foe. It will hurt the enemy a thousand times and damage yourself fifteen thousand, so forget it.
No, I just don’t understand.
It stands to reason that you guys should use the D4 team as cover.
A debut singer, singing like this stream of consciousness?
Let’s not talk about whether it sounds good or bad, I didn’t even hear the tune.
Remember back in Dakeng, you used this skill to appease Kui Niu?
Didn't he get angry after hearing this?
Can you still wait for me to come over? ”
The teddy bear didn't have any embarrassment, while the other three brothers looked helpless.
There seems to be some hidden secret that has been misunderstood by everyone.
In particular, music has been their lifelong hobby.
I really lost my skills today.
Although the teddy bear looked normal, he finally revealed something unspeakable.
“Boss Cai, originally our buddy’s music was of a mysterious style.
Whether it is playing or singing, it must be packaged and beautified with the help of the power of Dharma.
Just now, our performance was not packaged or beautified.
So it's a bit too rustic, haha. ”
It's quite euphemistic to say it, don't you say it sounds ugly, but do you mean it's simple?
Isn’t it just that we need a million-dollar tuner?
"No, then you can sort out the Dharma.
Even if you don't sing well, it's the same if you just go ahead and cut Ladon. ”
The teddy bear shrugged exaggeratedly.
“It can’t be fixed.
This is other people's territory. Our Dharma images have not been authenticated, so we are not allowed to come in.
Unless this small world is broken through violent means, you will not be able to enter.
It's just that if you really fight hard, it won't necessarily happen.
There are so many old people, I don’t think it’s safe. ”
Cai Gen nodded, appreciating the teddy bear's thoughtfulness.
It’s just that I didn’t understand what certification he just said.
Xiao Tmall’s advantages of being considerate and considerate are fully displayed.
From the way Cai Gen nodded, it was obvious that Cai Gen must have been deceived again.
"Master, they smuggled their Dharma images into the human world. I don't know what method they used. Anyway, the human world recognized the existence of their Dharma images. Therefore, everyone in the West can take out a Dharma image to show off.
We in heaven are more observant of the rules.
The above dharma images are not recognized in the human world, so they cannot be taken out.
In the same way, their dharma is recognized by the world, but the Rashi world does not recognize it.
There's nothing wrong with not being allowed in. This is the disadvantage of entering someone else's territory.
To put it more simply, it is the same as applying for a visa abroad.
If other countries don’t give you a visa or accept you, you won’t be able to go.
Of course, you can sneak in or take a taxi.
But as a result, it is not safe to enter customs by plane.
When I came back from abroad to look for you, half of the countries didn't give me a visa and I was smuggled across the country. ”
Well, this is easy to understand.
To put it bluntly, you can’t bring Dharma images in.
The D4 group sings without any pretense, just like an Internet celebrity turning off the sound card and beauty, exposing the original embarrassment.
Cai Gen suddenly thought of the Great God Biluo and the big brother Bang who disappeared overnight, and he laughed unconsciously.
I almost disappeared like the top brother just now, it was so embarrassing.
After recalling the teddy bear's singing, Cai Gen shuddered as he hesitated for a moment on whether to use mental attacks.
Forget it, let's think of another way, it's really inhumane.
Fortunately, Ladong, the hundred-headed dragon, found his position accurately, guarding the golden apple tree, and did not come to attack.
This also gave Cai Gen and the others more time to think of countermeasures.
Xiong Haizi summarized and concluded that he is definitely a good player.
"Boss Cai, this is a bit difficult.
There are too many restrictions and we are very passive. ”
Xiao Sun nodded, agreeing with Xiong Haizi's judgment, and stretched out the wound on his foot to speak out. .
"Yeah, that guy can't resist the attack yet, so resisting forcefully is definitely not an option."
Xiao Tianmao covered his nose in disgust, as if Xiao Sun's feet were smelly.
"Master, I haven't met you either.
That’s why I’ve been saying just now, don’t easily enter other people’s territory.
We don’t have Hercules’ little star either, which is really sad. ”
"Yeah, there aren't enough of us to attract attention."
Um?
The one who spoke turned out to be Puo.
His body was covered in a mixture of soil and blood, and his appearance was quite miserable.
However, this vitality is also quite tenacious.
Then you won't die or be disabled if you smoke.
He can also come back and offer advice, he is also a capable person.
"Lao Pu, why did you come back?"
"The great master just now showed off his singing voice, and Ladon collapsed immediately.
I found the right moment and ran back.
Brother Xiong, you threw me once and saved me again.
We owe nothing to each other, and I forgive you. ”
There are no steps, so you have to jump down all the time.
Cai Gen truly admires Pu Pu's inner strength.
The teddy bear cooperated very well, laughed dryly, and accepted Puo's forgiveness.
Shi Leilei wanted to speak, but when the words came to his lips, he swallowed them back.
Maybe I'm not used to so many people expressing their opinions.
Or maybe it's just that I haven't thought about it well.
Yang San saw this and directly helped Shi Leilei speak.
"Why are everyone's brains so messed up?
Since it is an exam, there must be no unsolved questions.
It's definitely the wrong way to solve the problem.
I'm going to force you to death, so why bother?
They all seem stupid? ”
Xiao Tmall was very excited, Yang San finally showed up.
"Then tell me, which idea is right?"
Yang San pointed at Cai Gen.
"Since it is to test him, let him confront him head-on.
I don't believe that exams can torture candidates to death. ”
Cai Gen spit hard at Yang San's feet.
"Whether you believe it or not, who cares."
(End of chapter)